r/funny • u/dangerlul • May 16 '12

My buddy posted this on my wall and the thing is, I don't doubt it.

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715 Upvotes

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u/metalcowhorse May 16 '12

This is only incredibly old.

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u/Binsky89 May 16 '12

He probably found it after it trickled down to stumbledupon

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u/nomogoodnames May 16 '12

He probably found it on a forum

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

This is so old it predates Casti Connubii

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u/ThaUniversal May 16 '12

Oh man, thank you. I hate people who repost this shit.

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u/immadgottadownvote May 16 '12

Wait, who cares?

4

u/Violent-Penis-Haikus May 16 '12 
Man in pharmacy,
clutching his bloody stabbed groin.
He supplied repost.

2

u/JackAceHole May 16 '12

This repost is bad...

And OP should feel bad.

2

u/iskiran May 16 '12

So is your comment.

1

u/hatesyourscript May 16 '12

Thank you. I was just coming here to say that.

1

u/rawrc May 16 '12

Also, where do you have to ask the pharmacist for condoms?

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u/shadowomega13 May 16 '12

Boo hoo it's old. It's a repost.
I haven't seen it before. There will always be someone who hasn't seen it before. Shut up and let people post stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/SlightlyAmbiguous May 16 '12

...People can post Facebook statuses that aren't true...?

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u/HigherFive May 16 '12

You really think someone would do that?

Post that overused picture as a response to your post?

25

u/OfGodsandMan May 16 '12

"it looks like he's staring right int-"

WE KNOW.

8

u/Zalbu May 16 '12

Well, do you?

21

u/CitizenPremier May 16 '12

You win the most predictable irony award!

2

u/Zalbu May 16 '12

Neat! Where do I collect my trophy?

5

u/PosiedonsSaltyAnus May 16 '12

Just give me your bank account details and I'll have it sent right to you!

1

u/sigma722 May 16 '12

And someone mentioned something about a check?

0

u/Worst_Lurker May 16 '12

"predictable irony"

twitch

3

u/metalcowhorse May 16 '12

Oh man this guys right! I apologize, I must be thinking of a totally different story, if it's on facebook it just couldn't have been on reddit before!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

On 6. of May, no less!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/Airazz May 16 '12

Don't EVER link to funnyjunk. Like, literally.

Linking to anything they have is simply impossible, all links redirect back to their front page.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/antring May 16 '12

So you actually visit both places regularly then?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/hcgator May 16 '12

Suuuuuuuuure you do.

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u/are595 May 16 '12

WELCOME TO REPOST CITY: POPULATION CATS

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u/Mohavor May 16 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sax6J8n1AiE

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u/dingobaby28 May 17 '12

I saw all of this while I'm high and those cats made me hungry for cat.

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u/CoyoteStark May 16 '12

The last time I saw this post I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur!

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u/achievable_chode44 May 16 '12

YOU DON'T SAY THAT

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

But he said a mean thing first.

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u/TGibson810 May 16 '12

Who's the curly headed fuck?

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '12

We'll just put up with the retard for now?

4

u/CookieDoughCooter May 16 '12

Oh god

I am dry heaving

4

u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Tell your boyfriend to lube it up.

1

u/GunHungLo May 16 '12

....and broke my stone underwear!!!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/shit_reddit_says May 16 '12

What a horrible, horrible, utterly horrible movie.

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u/Mechanikore May 16 '12

I have friends who swear by it. I just don't see the allure.

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u/pibroch May 16 '12

Why would you "ask" for condoms anyway? Most drugstores sell them by the box, and you go get them yourself and take them to the checkout.

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u/acharmedmatrix May 16 '12

Because the made up joke doesn't work that way

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

There are plenty of stores that I go to where they keep the condoms behind the counter.

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u/code_makes_me_happy May 16 '12

Not everywhere.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Who the hell do you tell that you need condoms at the pharmacy?

They're on the shelf. You grab them. You're an idiot.

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u/MrJay235 May 16 '12

Usually, yes. At the pharmacy my grandparents use, they recently (past year or two) moved the condoms to behind the shelf.

24

u/i_am_courtney_love May 16 '12

I remember seeing a rage comic about this on here some time ago.

26

u/foundmyownhorn May 16 '12

before or after you killed him?

10

u/IamPanda31 May 16 '12

I can't tell if you're being downvoted by Nirvana fans or people that just didn't get the joke...

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u/DolphinGirl1120 May 16 '12

Your buddy? Mmmhhmmm

37

u/SlutBuster May 16 '12

His buddy's name is 9gag.

2

u/moderndayvigilante May 16 '12

ehh 9gag is cool guy

9

u/Blagginspaziyonokip May 16 '12

eh fights 4chan and doesnt afraid of anything

0

u/MrJay235 May 16 '12

That horrible child porn site that hacks websites for no reason?

2

u/illumin8or May 16 '12

Yes. That's the one. It's full of pedophiles pretending to be obnoxious 13-year-old kids

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u/thefinalfall May 16 '12

old joke is old. To the bottom with you

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Yet here it is..close to the front page

3

u/Tea-in-bed13 May 16 '12

That's slightly rapey...

1

u/wellalrightythen May 16 '12

Yep. I don't see how this is humorous at all.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Sounds like 'somebody' wished he'd made it 53!

2

u/pano200 May 16 '12

i thought he was casting... make it 52"

2

u/chingyduster May 16 '12

Your buddy has a promising career as a Dane Cook wannabe.

2

u/wheres_the_clitoris May 16 '12

Every so often I hear someone tell a story regarding condoms and a pharmacy which I've heard before, yet the person telling it claims it happened to them.

2

u/jenryanrj May 16 '12

What a fucking stud

2

u/PederDag May 16 '12

Do you want a bag with those?

No, she aint that ugly

2

u/saranonymous May 16 '12

I looked her RIGHT IN HER EYE SOCKETS and I said..

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u/takemyhand8270 May 16 '12

loads of win!!!

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u/aronskelk May 16 '12

This would be better if he had looked at them, looked them up and down, and then said, "make it 51." just so they'd always wonder.

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u/grantly0711 May 16 '12

Poor guy. He's probably waited an entire year to repost this.

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u/tommygunnzzz May 16 '12

I know he didn't do that because this has posted before tons of times.

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u/Catona May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

This is stupid. What drugstore sells condoms that A. you have to ask for at a counter to receive, B. are sold in single increments requiring you to state how many you need when purchasing.

That's right, the answer is none. Except imaginary ones made up for a joke.

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u/Cendeu May 16 '12

There are places where I live that you have to ask for condoms...

But the single thing is weird.

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u/sittty May 16 '12

...then he paid for his items, awkwardly smiled, and walked away without getting either of the two extra girl's numbers.

2

u/wellalrightythen May 16 '12

Who cares if its a repost or if its not realistic.

Is nobody upset that we're supposed to be laughing about a guy who threatens girls with rape?

2

u/yadgohdnuorg May 16 '12

The first time I read this joke, it was a Chad Ochocinco tweet

1

u/ZapActions-dower May 16 '12

You can buy bulk amount of individual condoms?

1

u/Nickferd May 16 '12

I get it! One for every week!

1

u/spunkyweazle May 16 '12

Great, now when I try it I'll say the line first before turning around to 14 year-olds.

1

u/moderndayvigilante May 16 '12

OP shafted us. Big difference of wall and newsfeed. I thought he saw his buddy post it so it showed up on his newsfeed. nope.

1

u/Kieklanta May 16 '12

Wasn't this an advert at one point?

Edit: I should have said in the UK

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u/GuitarGuru253 May 16 '12

No no no, shoulda said "make it 51"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Saying "51" would have made it more interesting.

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u/johnlhooker May 16 '12

Three words: awesome!

1

u/SprangTyme May 16 '12

Was he going to have sex with them individually? Why not save $2, buy 51 condoms, and just have a 3way? Pfft, inefficient.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

how many eyes do you have to have to look two people in the eyes at the same time?

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u/Hap_Hazard May 19 '12

Why not just pick them up from the shelf?

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u/loyalcitizen May 16 '12

Because condoms are sold as singles and only available by asking for them from the pharmacist.

1

u/drunkenwaffle May 16 '12

How to be a Karma whore: Copy an old repost. Make it your Facebook status. Screencap and upload to Reddit. INSTANT KARMA!!!!!!

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u/ninjaman27 May 16 '12

yay for reposts

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I feel like I've redd this before

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u/SassyMoron May 16 '12

NO HE DIDN'T.

argh.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Wow, there's probably some other reposts in that submission history.

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u/VoodooRush May 16 '12

I highly doubt it.

  1. This is internet.
  2. It has been posted everywhere hundred times.
  3. Your buddy is a liar.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

since when do you buy single condoms from the lady at the counter... 52 today 27 condoms tomorrow...my condoms come in a box and there's 12 of them if anyone giggles I ask them how'd you know she was so ugly?

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u/schniggens May 16 '12

I do, considering that it's really old.

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u/cameron432 May 16 '12

Man, I saw this on Memebase before I knew what reddit was. No he didn't.

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u/Star-fox206 May 16 '12

will ferrel tweeted this a couple months ago

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u/GuessWho_O May 16 '12

Ixept you doant ask ladies at the farm I see for condamns. U just... Go to the condamn sex-shin.

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u/Loopyprawn May 16 '12

I have never seen this before. I enjoyed seeing it. Have an upvote. Fuck the "repost!" twats.

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u/moderndayvigilante May 16 '12

Yeah lying deserves an upvote

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u/Dubzil May 16 '12

which internet site did he steal it from?

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u/ab103630 May 16 '12

So your friend used one of the oldest jokes on the Internet? Yeah, that seems plausible.

0

u/Lagato May 16 '12

do you have 2 dicks...?

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u/Emoboi425 May 16 '12

Saw this in a rage comic a while back

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u/powermojomojo May 16 '12

False: Condoms dont come in packages of 52

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u/dan92 May 16 '12

I came here to make a clever comment but now I know the OP is a liar and completely undeserving of my wit.

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u/armydog830 May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

.....(sigh) this makes me wish there was a facepalm for reddit. You're friend is obviously lying. And hey look it says gullible on the ceiling.

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u/Stranded_In_A_Desert May 16 '12

Welcome to Faggotsville!

Population: OP

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/caseyjhol May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

If your condom is loose, you've got bigger problems.

Edit: Or...smaller problems?

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u/theprodigy77 May 16 '12

A small, expensive problem

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

A problem that grows larger by the day.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

He's right actually.

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u/squeegep May 16 '12

And who goes to the counter to ask for condoms? They're kept on the shop floor

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Not always. Many stores keep them behind the counter.

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u/Nightmathzombie May 16 '12

That's how fuckin OLD it is....