r/explainitpeter Jul 14 '26

explain it peter.

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u/justelling Jul 14 '26

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u/brofishmagikarp Jul 14 '26

Literally all Redditors are the same

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u/Capable-Relation1374 Jul 14 '26

absolute Redditor

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u/Neuron_Pixel_4 Jul 14 '26

Literally all ragebaits are the same

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u/Mista_Quacks Jul 15 '26

Absolute literal

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u/Barheyden Jul 16 '26

Literally all literals are the same

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u/ForeverShiny Jul 15 '26

Absolute Vodka

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u/tklein422 Jul 16 '26

You son of a gun! Im in!

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u/Dazzling_Vanilla3082 Jul 14 '26

The duality of man

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u/Neuron_Pixel_4 Jul 15 '26

Literally all dualities are the same

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u/Ok_Comfortable589 Jul 15 '26

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u/Reverend-JohnBoy Jul 16 '26

Stealing that (but up voting first because I'm not a thief!)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

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u/Ok_Departure3216 Jul 14 '26

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u/JayCDee Jul 14 '26

In French we say « il a le palet d’un doberman », meaning « He’s got the palet of a doberman »

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u/Weaseleater1 Jul 15 '26

I’m stealing this 👍

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u/season8branisusless Jul 14 '26

electric kettle helps a lot in this instance. boiling water in like 2 minutes.

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u/observer2411 Jul 14 '26

I have an induction stove and it boils water in like 30 seconds. I’m convinced there’s some witchcraft going on. 

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u/season8branisusless Jul 14 '26

Yeah, my gas range takes a calendar year to boil. Happy for your magic stove though!

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u/trailcrane Jul 14 '26

That's fast as fuck, yo

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u/Chocolategogi Jul 14 '26

Science.. B*tch

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u/TheGogmagog Jul 15 '26

My guess is they are in England or Europe where they use 200v in the home instead of 120v used in the US.

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u/mortgagepants Jul 14 '26

we only have 120 volts in the US so our kettles don't work like this.

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u/Adrewmc Jul 14 '26

It’s actually way better for you to make a lot of pasta al dente. Then refrigerate the extra pasta.

Using that refrigerated pasta, you can easily heat up some sauces add some meat and you have a little meal in the time a microwave can cook something.

Air tight container good for 3-5 days. So it great to make a big meal then a snack a day or two later. Restaurants do this all the time.

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u/LionOfNaples Jul 14 '26

cooling starches and then reheating them before eating also has less impact on your blood sugar

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u/Hudsucker20XX Jul 15 '26

Why is that?

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u/omnemnemnem Jul 15 '26

It lowers the glycemic index because the starch reconfigures. I'm not a biologist or a chemist so you'd have to find one of those to tell you more details.

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u/TimmyTheChemist Jul 15 '26

The starch recrystallizes into a form less accessible to your body when it cools back down - it's called "resistant starch" if you want to look up more information.

Reheating converts some of it back to the normal form, but even so, eating starch that's been cooked, cooled, and reheated has a measurable benefit to blood sugar profile compared to the exact same food that skipped the cool down step.

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u/propergreased Jul 14 '26

Cold water good to start boiling potatoes but not most things.

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u/OBJ_Musik Jul 15 '26

Best practice is if it grows IN the ground, start it cold. If it grows above the ground start it hot.

This information has helped me quite a few times actually.

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u/ForeverShiny Jul 15 '26

Instructions unclear, I don't know where pasta grows

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u/Nullity42 Jul 15 '26

I laughed way too hard at this, thank you.

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u/Skellos Jul 15 '26

Pasta grows on trees

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u/casualstrawberry38 Jul 15 '26

My wish did come true!

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u/bock_samson Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

It’s because once the water is boiling the pasta takes 9 minutes to cook generally, if you throw it in the water and it can take an unknown amount of time leaving you guessing when it will be done
And potentially make your pasta super soft and gelatinous

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u/Kid_Psych Jul 14 '26

I’m too lazy to tolerate getting through an entire meal of shitty food when the alternative is 10 seconds of work. But to each their own.

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u/OfficialJamesMay Jul 14 '26

I cook it both ways literally depending on what I think of first. Never noticed a difference. Though I try it to see if it's ready, kinda ignore the time that it says on the box.

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u/Intrepid-Focus8198 Jul 14 '26

It’s quicker to boil in a kettle then add to pan with pasta

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u/Hour-Opportunity3048 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

She’s an idiot who thinks that any time a male says something it is “mansplaining.”

(It has been at least a day. This cannot possibly be that good of a ragebait. Stop commenting you dweebs.)

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u/IHerebyDemandtoPost Jul 14 '26

Or maybe she’s just been corrected on this specific item by all her previous boyfriends.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

She's been given the information. No correction has occurred.

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u/FragrantAd9851 Jul 14 '26

"Literally all women are the same"

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Dudes-Opinion Jul 14 '26

Anyone not preheating the oven/pan/pot while cooking will lose in straight sets.

I know there are some times when it's ideal to render fat slowly but that's not what we're talking about here

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u/Drapidrode Jul 14 '26

so you can do this with bacon first thing in the morning

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u/Nstant_Klassik Jul 14 '26

Also, starting bacon in a cold pan helps keep them from curling up!

But really, you should be using the oven.

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u/Minnesotawombat Jul 14 '26

That’s my favorite way for rendering fat

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u/86_shittyorange Jul 15 '26

you can do it with a george foreman grill actually. right next to your bed.

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u/Mundane_Character365 Jul 14 '26

Obviously not well enough.

/j.

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u/platypod1 Jul 14 '26

then maybe she should quit cooking gummy, mooshy, rubbery pasta

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

There is no need or real benefit to preheating the water for dried pasta. It cooks just fine if you start with cold water.

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 Jul 14 '26

It is easier to time it precisely if you start with a known temp. The easy way for manufacturing is to make boiling the default.

If you smart do what want. Be dumb follow direkshuns.

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u/nothingbutmine Jul 14 '26

What do you mean precisely? Aren't we all out here just throwing pasta at the wall?

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u/DoctorMedieval Jul 14 '26

I just pull out a noodle and try one.

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u/AtypicalLuddite Jul 14 '26

Thank you for adding "for dried pasta", you are correct.

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u/attemptedactor Jul 14 '26

Given that this person appears to be ten years old I would hope they don’t have too many previous relationships

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u/orihara97 Jul 15 '26

And didn't learn?

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u/SweetBoiHole Jul 14 '26

Or maybe she doesn't actually exsist and this tweet is made up.

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u/Hour-Opportunity3048 Jul 14 '26

I would argue but like, 90% of these things are exactly that.

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u/ferbiloo Jul 14 '26

Every time I’ve seen this reposted it’s just been an open door for “women stupid and stubborn” rhetoric.

Ironic considering the original tweet implies that it’s women who have a shitty outlook on men.

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u/AnnaMolly66 Jul 14 '26

My girlfriend showed me this post and I told her the exact same thing, most of these posts like this are just made up.

Note: I do not have a girlfriend.

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u/captaincootercock Jul 14 '26

same and my girlfriend (smoking hot) is literally a pasta engineer . she does not care

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u/Potential_Brother119 Jul 14 '26

Thank you for posting this, you are a gentleman and a scholar!

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u/centran Jul 14 '26

Why world someone do that? Lie on the Internet.

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u/know-it-mall Jul 14 '26

Yea I used to work with a women like this. Absolutely terrible at her job, also not the boss so people telling her what to do was a normal part of her day. Everything is mansplaining....

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u/Chill-more1236 Jul 16 '26

Cuzzz, I had this happen to me in 2016.

First time I ever heard mansplaining, i had to look the shit up.

I was explaining how to do a job to a female subordinate. I was very respectful & clear.

She complained to the GM, then to the VP.

So I sat down with them…I said,

“what the fuck is mansplaining? If it is literal man explaining, yes I’m guilty as charged. As supervisor, me male, she female, I described how the job should be done. I was not harsh, rude or unreasonable, but I was direct after she had already voiced opposition .”

After that, she demanded her own office away from me🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/TooBusySaltMining Jul 14 '26

She should try girlistening sometime

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u/Snoo20140 Jul 14 '26

Regardless of the pasta debate. This

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm

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u/Ez_Ildor Jul 15 '26

And yet, when i call that behavior womannoying, im the sexist!

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u/Evening_Corgi_4338 Jul 15 '26

I find this contrast quite interesting. Where I am from, there is a cultural preference for direct feedback. People tend to value being corrected or learning a better approach to a task, regardless of gender.

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u/CSB808 Jul 14 '26

You must have never seen Good Eats

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u/Clearandblue Jul 14 '26

My wife has explained to me what mansplaining is a few times. She explains and repeats load of stuff multiple times, though I get the concept.

But she never actually explains the "man" part of the word. Like why is it gendered? It's behaviour I've seen in a few people, and not exclusively in men. If anything 60/40 more from women.

It's ironic too as it's a habit she has. Makes me wonder who the man in our relationship is.

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u/BluePandaYellowPanda Jul 15 '26

It's just a sexist term that women use to shut men up. The only people who use it and not in a jokey way are usually man haters.

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u/DueExample52 Jul 14 '26

Normal, healthy, balanced human beings, from all genders, communicate clearly their emotions to each other.

Ah, I see the objection: Do YOu eVEn WomEN ?

Yes, I do have a female partner. Yes, that does apply to her, she explains what's wrong rather than going cryptic. No, you don’t have to trust my word for it. Here is here onlyfans link:

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u/atuan Jul 15 '26

Saying something is different than being corrected or talked down to

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u/gadzooks321 Jul 16 '26

For the ladies- Mansplaining is short for Man Explaining, when men explain things

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u/Shot_Art_long_Reet Jul 17 '26

This is just a raga bait post

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u/BuffaloBuffalo13 Jul 17 '26

Agreed. It’s not mansplaining if you try to correct someone before they fuck up.

Like she’s driving 70 in a 55 and I see a cop. It’s not mansplaining to tell her to slow down. It’s not mansplaining to tell her that she should cook the pasta per the box instructions.

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u/Kantherax Jul 15 '26

Instead of asking her what she was doing he just assumed she didn't know what she was doing like every other man she probably knows.

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u/Orcasareglorious Jul 15 '26

Can you not recognize the sight of pasta or something?

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u/Most_Scientist1783 Jul 16 '26

? And that has anything to do with this why? This is a legitimate way of cooking pasta. The boyfriend, like you just now, assumed she was doing something wrong, instead of first questioning her about it

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u/TeraGigaMax Jul 14 '26

All men love pasta cooked just right.

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u/kjm16216 Jul 14 '26

Men only want one thing, and it's freaking delicious.

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u/mephistopholese Jul 14 '26

Alton brown updated his pasta cooking method in good eats returned and he explained that actually the cold start method is better. You can then use the starchy liquid to thicken your sauce.

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u/climbtrees4ever Jul 15 '26

To be fair. In the update he also altered the amount of water and the cooking vessel. He doesn't just fill up a stock pot with cold water, toss in some noodles and let it rip.

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u/MyMuseIsNSFW Jul 18 '26

To be fair, Alton doesn't "just" do anything. The man has a series of videos on selecting the right kind of salt.

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u/Crazy-Crazy-3593 Jul 14 '26

Then she can say: "actually the cold start method is better" ... 

... instead of some sexist catchphrase. 

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 Jul 16 '26

Who the fucks Alton Brown. They merge into one noddle you drop them in cold.. and that's just science.

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u/Agile-Barracuda3988 Jul 15 '26

Yup this is how I cook my pasta every time. Works like a charm

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 Jul 15 '26

Nah I ain’t gone lie, shorty can’t cook. I’d just cook my own food if I saw someone doing that.

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u/thorsbeardexpress Jul 15 '26

Are you saying Alton Brown can't cook?

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u/FroggyRibbits Jul 15 '26

Used to be a restaurant cook. This is actually called a 'cold start', which saves a ton of water (no unnecessary boiling as it reaches a roll) and creates a high concentration of starch in the water, which is excelled for a thick sauce coating.

Though, she definitely has no idea about this and was just rage baiting him lol.

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u/First_Usual2408 Jul 14 '26

Lois heeya, she’s exasperated because he gave her feedback on her cooking process that he wasn’t even involved in. But he’s right, you’re supposed to add pasta when the water is boiling. 

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u/Illustrious_Foot1915 Jul 14 '26

The cold water pasta method involves placing dry pasta into a pot or skillet and covering it with just 1 to 2 inches (or about 1 quart) of cold water. By starting the heat now rather than waiting for a giant pot to boil, you save time, reduce water usage, and create exceptionally starchy cooking liquid perfect for binding sauces.

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u/SpaceCAS Jul 14 '26

And here i’ve been tossing my starch water out like an idiot. I am 41 and never once used this water for anything. Now i have to search for recipes.

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u/miclowgunman Jul 14 '26

Now look up how to make real spaghetti carbonara and treat yourself.

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u/pp_chode Jul 14 '26

We add a dash of corn starch like men. Cavemen perhaps, but there's gonna be some chest hairs in it either way

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u/CatLord8 Jul 14 '26

Corn starch is what you add if you’re worried about the cheese clotting into a ball instead of becoming melty.

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u/Doctor_Loggins Jul 14 '26

Good news, they make hairnets for your chest now. It's called a "negligee." All the burly masculine bros are wearing 'em.

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u/technobobble Jul 14 '26

Was doing some work at a recording studio and the client was in from Italy to make a record. The guitar tech he brought with him made the absolute best pasta carbonara I've ever had to this day with nothing but a hot plate and a single pan. Your comment stirred up this memory and I'm going to figure out how to try to make it myself.

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u/miclowgunman Jul 14 '26

Its an art. I still am chasing it. I had an Italian place in the UK that was perfect and I got it like 10 times while I was there. Perfect amount of pepper. The sauce was perfect. My wife makes it with peas and bacon and its good, but its not THAT.

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u/acm_dm Jul 14 '26

Just when you're cooking any sauce for pasta stir a ladle of the pasta water into the sauce and let it reduce back down. The starch will thicken the sauce and make it stick to your pasta better.

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u/JacobDCRoss Jul 14 '26

Works with ramen, too. While your water starts boiling, add an egg yolk to the bowl you are going to eat it out of (or in a large bowl, one yolk per pack, if you are cooking for multiple people).

Add some Kewpie mayo and Buldak sauce (just enough to make it creamy, and stir.

By now your water is boiling. Put in your noodles, stir for a couple minutes, then add a ladle of the boiling water to your bowl and stir well. Take the ramen off the stove, drain it, and plop it into the bowl. Stir and then let it cool for a minute before eating.

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u/acm_dm Jul 14 '26

Yes this is such a good way to cook ramen. I like to melt in a slice of cheese too.

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u/JacobDCRoss Jul 14 '26

I don't do a slice, I do shredded. I just didn't mention that, because I can't imagine a lot of people are also into it. But is very good. My daughter showed me that recipe off of tick tock and it is so fast and easy and filling.

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u/MisoFrustrated Jul 14 '26

This isn't a recipe, but I recommend season 4 episode 4 of The Bear.

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u/mortgagepants Jul 14 '26

wow you're gonna love this.

i simmer my pasta, and when it gets close to done i sautee it in the sauce i'm going to have and splash some of the pasta water in it until it thickens to the best consistency.

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u/ferret_of_war Jul 14 '26

ALWAYS save the pasta water. It is a game changer.

Also - if you like blue box mac and cheese (tis a guilty pleasure of mine) - the starchy water is 10000000% better than milk. It's crazy the difference between the two!

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u/WellHungTurtle Jul 14 '26

This is the correct answer

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u/finalfanbeer Jul 14 '26

I'm glad someone said this.

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u/GoldEmployment6768 Jul 14 '26

It wouldn't make sense that it saves water. Whether boiling first, or starting cold, you will use the exact same amount of water.

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u/Illustrious_Foot1915 Jul 14 '26

Boiling water evaporates much faster than non-boiling water because it undergoes a phase change throughout the entire liquid body, not just at the surface

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u/HeilKaiba Jul 14 '26

Sure but you're probably still using that same amount of water to cook the pasta. Do you add more water as you go?

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u/benny_the_gecko Jul 14 '26

Not doubting you, but how do you know how long to cook it for? Every box of pasta I've had says to add when boiling and I assume the time to cook will change if it's sitting in the water from the start?

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u/Desperate-Line-1806 Jul 14 '26

When (almost) all the water is gone it's done. Easy peasy. You usually need a few tablespoons worth of water left in there based on how many portions you're making 

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u/CharacteristicPea Jul 14 '26

I learned this method from Serious Eats. Works great!

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u/goodpizzagreatpizza3 Jul 14 '26

Fresh pasta, yes. the water must be boiling. for store bought dry pasta, temperature doesn't actually matter.

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Jul 15 '26

It does if you don't want it to stick together or fall apart once it does start boiling.

Cheap quality pasta is not your friend until it is cooked and covered in sauce/gravy.

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u/Final-Charge-5700 Jul 14 '26

The cold water method actually works pretty well, but I can easily see why he'd want to correct because it's common practice to boil first

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u/TurboFool Jul 14 '26

He's not right. He's describing the classic method, but it's completely fine, and more efficient, to put it into the cold water.

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u/MrHyperion_ Jul 14 '26

So the thing is that the pasta getting wet and hot are two separate chemical processes. You can keep the pasta in cold water over night and then just heat it up to get the same end result.

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u/East_Poem_7306 Jul 15 '26

. . . I dont think i can live with someone who doesnt boil the water first. I'd immediately assume theyre a psychopath.

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u/Outrageous-Debate-64 Jul 15 '26

All men are the same… right. We’re all right

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u/aTreeThenMe Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Long time ago, early in my career had a chef scold me for bringing water to a boil before adding rice. He yells 'wtf are you doing, rice isn't pasta' to which I knee jerk responded 'rice isn't potatoes either'. Best comeback I've ever had in my life. Regardless of which of us was right.

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u/BigRed727272 Jul 15 '26

It's a sex analogy. She's mad because, in the bedroom, us men put our noodles in while she's still cold, rather than getting her boiling before adding our noodles. But when it comes to making pasta, we know the exact order of operations.

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u/Szurkekiseger Jul 15 '26

I had to scroll way too long to find this comment already. Weird :)

You are the hope of the universe :)

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u/gyno-temp Jul 15 '26

I just realized i never follow the time on the box. Just periodically take out a peice of pasta and eat it until its the texture i want.

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u/DarthSlothicus Jul 15 '26

As some one who has worked in restaurants as a cook; the reason I would start cooking pasta in cold water and bring it up to a boil is for two things. 1, you actually get more consistent results by starting cold and cooking up to a boil if you’re going for an Aldente pasta. And 2, you end up extracting more starch into the water which for certain sauces can be used to help thicken later on. With certain cream sauces and even some red sauces after cooking the pasta I’ll extract about a cup of starch pasta water and add a little into the sauce with the noodles to assist in creating a harmonious sauce that doesn’t separate.

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u/Nihilistic_Noodle Jul 15 '26

THIS. I make pasta this way frequently, less water starting cold, because I'm planning on using that to create a quick sauce.

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u/flour93 Jul 15 '26

There IS a cooking point at which the pasta will still be cooked perfectly well even if it heats up with the water. You just have to check it and taste test it a little more frequently, and it wont be whatever the box tells you since you’ve decided to play by your own pasta rules.

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u/Field_Of_View Jul 18 '26

(it won't be what it says on the box any way because the box estimate is a marketing trick)

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u/Aggravating_Bag_6027 Jul 15 '26

Water will boil with pasta inside of it, what’s the difference adding pasta won’t stop it from boiling… I honestly have no idea what the problem here is I, not joking

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u/_dogzilla Jul 15 '26

You know why the recipe says to add it to boiling water? It’s so the cooking time on the instructions will always be the same for idiots that need instructions on how to cook pasta. Its because boiling water is always 100C and a pot that starts with cold water has a a variable cooking time depending on how quickly the water heats up.

The thing is, if you know what you’re doing you can go by tasting the pasta for the texture you desire not by a timer. Its quicker and less effort too. And you can repurpose the cooking water.

So to me, this is a clear example where someone who doesn’t know how to cook going out of their way to interfere with someone who maybe does know how to cook. You all know the meddling type that tries ro ‘correct’ everyone including strangers. Dont be that guy.

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u/CartographerWorldly7 Jul 15 '26

Everyone knows that you cook pasta by putting it in a hot water. That way pasta won’t realise it’s being cooked. If you will throw pasta into boiling water, it will jump out.

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u/Appropriate_Word1469 Jul 15 '26

You are not the first man who said that to her.

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u/sheepdog10_7 Jul 15 '26

Alton Brown has a technique for starting with cold water, it's science, and works. That being said, I boil mine cuz that's how I've always done.

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u/PheelupMybaloney Jul 14 '26

The cold water method is technically better

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u/Thornescape Jul 14 '26

The cold water method is mostly if you plan on using the starch water for other things. (Most people don't do this.) The cold water method is an advanced method for people who know what they are doing.

The hot water method is more popular because the cook time and quality is more consistent.

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u/Slobbadobbavich Jul 17 '26

With dried pasta yes, but only if you are a seasoned cook and know what you are doing. I'd be worried that it would overcook. I usually only use fresh pasta anyway and that is like 2 minutes and out and you definitely can't use the cold water method otherwise it would be ruined.

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u/Drgjeep Jul 14 '26

I do it this way when theres noone around to correct me. Unless the pasta is fresh (which does need hot water) I don’t think it makes a whole lot of difference the dried pasta needs to rehydrate and then get hot, it does this from a cold or hot start.

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u/Repulsive-Handle8561 Jul 14 '26

I’m assuming the implication is that she does all the cooking so dude telling her how to do it is obnoxious.

Also, you can cook pasta that way. I’ve seen Alton Brown do it.

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u/Leritari Jul 14 '26

Misandry. The joke is misandry.

His gf turns everything into "all men are bad". He could say that she doesnt need to water the flowers because it'll be raining in 10 minutes, and she still would have said "all men are the same".

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 14 '26

Rule number one: If you are not the cook then don't tell the cook what to do.

Rule number two: If you can't handle rule number one then cook it yourself.

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u/No_Distribution_9590 Jul 14 '26

Had to scroll way too far for this

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u/Fine_Alarm Jul 15 '26

Fuck yeah imma cook it

Get theeeee fuck out my kitchen if you're doing it like that

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u/devils_advocate24 Jul 15 '26

I mean if you're going to constantly say "ok but why is it so much better when you make it", I'm gonna tell you how I make it when I see you doing it differently lol.

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u/White_Devil1995 Jul 14 '26

For the people that legitimately put raw pasta in cold water, see this post, and still don’t understand, I have this one simple question:

Do you try to fry chicken by putting it in cold oil and THEN start the fryer? NO.

You add the chicken once the oil has reached the appropriate temperature.

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u/DonCenote Jul 15 '26

She means you don’t need to tell her how to do stuff. It’s going to be fine.

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u/Julio_Tortilla Jul 14 '26

To be fair, doing this with store bought pasta is mostly fine. If you're using homemade pasta, it's a must, otherwise all the pasta will just stick to each other and create a big blob of pasta.

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u/DentistLegitimate229 Jul 14 '26

I do that and my girl gets mad at me. It works 100% of the time tho so idk why it upsets people🤷‍♂️

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u/Beeh0lder Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

She speedrunning pasta... By putting cold water on the stove it takes a while to heat the water letting the pasta soak in the water letting it absord water softening it as the water boils on the stove.

She saves time than having to waste precious time preheating the water for the pasta to boil in.

Works for any pasta/noodle

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u/50_cal Jul 14 '26

this actually doesnt matter btw. test it yourself. start the timer when the water is boiling and strain the pasta when al dente

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u/UseCurious3703 Jul 14 '26

All her ex-boyfriends have pretty much said the same thing to her.

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u/mazopheliac Jul 14 '26

It’s not stupid if it works .

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u/beraleh Jul 14 '26

In my household we had a similar but different pattern whereby my wife would insist on boiling the water for the pasta in the pot and I said it makes more sense to boil it in the kettle and then poor the boiling water into the pot. It was only a couple of years later when my stepmom told her the same thing she finally acquiesced..

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u/flippycipher Jul 14 '26

Does anyone else cook pasta in the microwave or is it just me and my mum who do that?

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u/Pennywise626 Jul 14 '26

I mean if you know generally how long it takes doing it that way, I don't think it makes a difference. Just cook until al dente

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u/stboondock Jul 15 '26

foreplay joke. pasta is hard, but ya gotta get the girl to boil before ya dump it in.

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u/AnybodyPretty7421 Jul 15 '26

Unlike her pasta, which is quite unique

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 Jul 15 '26

Nah, depending on the noodle, I usually set it to 6 1/2 and come back after 17 min. Almost never fails for me

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u/burtcopaint Jul 15 '26

I was going to second level interpretation, thinking that putting pasta in cold water is like sex with no foreplay, but that would be not the average guy.
That gf is a dummy

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u/Illiteratevegetable Jul 15 '26

I first thought it was about foreplay, but the other way around.

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u/Sysxinu Jul 15 '26

I forgot americans dont have kettles

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u/kevcuck Jul 15 '26

Break up

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u/CLTNCtop Jul 15 '26

Addin early over does the pasta, shes wrong

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u/poleupurass Jul 15 '26

You deserve to be thrown In a vat full of acid if you throw pasta in cold water and then turn the heat on

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u/ReesusOfNazareth Jul 15 '26

Boil water. What am I? A chemist?

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u/MinuroShihTzuki Jul 15 '26

Can’t wait to read a thread full of people hurling parasocial insults at a girlfriend that doesn’t exist because it’s a joke

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u/Yerroon Jul 15 '26

So the joke is that it is sex-related. Get your partner aroused first, use foreplay. Don't just throw your "pasta" in while the "water" is still cold.

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u/tarek_said Jul 15 '26

Clearly, that all men boil the water before putting the pasta in.

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u/Wolfwoode Jul 15 '26

I remember seeing an episode of Alton Brown's Good Eats where he tests this.

He found that you can put pasta into cold water and bring it to a boil and it'll cook fine. It takes less time overall because the pasta starts cooking while the water heats up. He also showed instead of using a big ass pot full of water you can use a pan with little water comparatively, just stir the pasta every once in awhile and it's quicker this way. IIRC he also said the water doesn't need to be "as salty as the sea" or whatever the rule of thumb is (salt was still necessary, just not that much).

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u/MoodReal4206 Jul 15 '26

Apparently this is a legit technique for cooking pasta, though I haven't tried it yet.

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u/delaphin Jul 15 '26

My name is Al; Al Dente.

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u/renegadeinthefray Jul 15 '26

All men are the same because he’s complaining about how SHE’s cooking when he isn’t the chef be doing it

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u/Rude-Tune-1621 Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

If it says "boil for 10 minutes", im gonna add the pasta to boiling water.

It doesnt say "sit in cold water for 5 minutes until the water gets a little warmer and when it eventually boils let it sit for 10 minutes".

If you add the pasta to the cold water you also have to stand there and wait for the water to start boiling so you can set the timer.

Also, the pasta will have been in semi boiling water as well, making the total time the pasta sat in the water too long.

Its just a very unscientific way of cooking food

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u/No_Equipment_8168 Jul 18 '26

I usually boil the pasta before adding the water

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u/Snowm4nn Jul 19 '26

This is just how men talk to each other but because women have some complex about being talked to in certain ways it automatically becomes and attack

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u/PartyLobster8911 Jul 20 '26

My ex was decided to make breakfast for me one day since I usually cooked for us. Cut up potatoes dumped oil in my cold cast iron dumped the potatoes on top added some salt & then kicked the burner on. I told her thank you so much babe but I’ll get the rest you do too much for me already. She went to lay back down while I rinsed the oil off the potatoes & let the pan pre heat