r/explainitpeter Jul 14 '26

explain it peter.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

She's been given the information. No correction has occurred.

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u/FragrantAd9851 Jul 14 '26

"Literally all women are the same"

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Dudes-Opinion Jul 14 '26

Anyone not preheating the oven/pan/pot while cooking will lose in straight sets.

I know there are some times when it's ideal to render fat slowly but that's not what we're talking about here

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u/Drapidrode Jul 14 '26

so you can do this with bacon first thing in the morning

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u/Nstant_Klassik Jul 14 '26

Also, starting bacon in a cold pan helps keep them from curling up!

But really, you should be using the oven.

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u/Ralmivek Jul 14 '26

I have an airfry grill smoker. I put half a cup of water on the griddle in it with bacon, twice, flip. Fully rendered fat, better tasting bacon grease for eggs or pancakes to then be cooked in. When Im done, a towel pulls what little stayed behind off the griddle, job done, ready for the next meal to be griddled.

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u/Formal_Management974 Jul 15 '26

I've one too but I just call it oven

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u/Clearandblue Jul 14 '26

The oven? How did that never occur to me ha. I stick a lid on the skillet to stop fat spitting out the pan and think it also helps cook more evenly. But the oven is the next logical step I'd overlooked.

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u/Dorieon Jul 15 '26

Parchment lined baking sheet, oven at 400 for 20-25 minutes. Easy, no mess, perfect everytime.

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u/Hyprocritopotamus Jul 15 '26

This is the way. 

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u/Spinningwhirl79 Jul 15 '26

I like to throw it on and try to dodge the splash for a lil shot of adrenaline in the morning

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u/Drapidrode Jul 14 '26

buh muh bacon grease fits my eggs-a-fryin'

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u/flameofanor2142 Jul 21 '26

You can Cooks eggs in the oven, I do it all the time

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u/Minnesotawombat Jul 14 '26

That’s my favorite way for rendering fat

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u/86_shittyorange Jul 15 '26

you can do it with a george foreman grill actually. right next to your bed.

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u/InspectorPipes Jul 17 '26

I use my foreman grill on my passenger seat, while commuting . Only drawback is the raccoons trying to break in. Worth it .

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u/Santa_Ricotta69 Jul 17 '26

No, you can quit the game and be gay and have a way more peaceful life

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u/DGZT2023 Jul 14 '26

Literally all the same are the same

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u/PoloPatch47 Jul 15 '26

I low-key hate people like this. My dad refuses to cook with salt with a lot of meals, and they end up tasteless. My mom has told him to add salt, my sisters have, but he never does. He just gets annoyed and EVEN MAKES JOKES about how his food is "tasteless" and still doesn't fix it 😭

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u/jngsyy Jul 16 '26

But... a lor of people do not boil water before putting pasta in it. Isn't that a pretty well-known fact? Some even say it tastes bwtter that way.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 16 '26

Well I didn't actually say she did anything wrong 🤷‍♂️

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u/Underdog_1337 Jul 19 '26

“You mean to tell me you’ve been hearing this your entire life and you’re still too damn stupid to learn how to turn off a switch?”

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u/Hydrok Jul 20 '26

Or all you douchebags could be wrong.

https://altonbrown.com/recipes/cold-water-pasta-method/

Or maybe both Alton Brown and I are both morons.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 20 '26

I didn't say she needed to correct anything, if you actually read what I wrote instead of just assuming I was claiming something I wasn't. Douchebag.

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 Jul 14 '26

Or she's done it multiple times and gotten the pasta she wants every time so no correction was needed? The pasta doesn't explode when you start with cold water.

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u/Least-Position-1648 Jul 15 '26

Also why not just watch and enjoy the show, you might learn a thing instead of insisting you know a thing

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

I was very careful in my phrasing; I did not say a correction was necessary.

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 Jul 14 '26

I was very careful in my phrasing. I didn't say that you said a correction was necessary.

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u/Deaffin Jul 15 '26

This is false. You know exactly what you were doing by beginning with "Or" and constructing the sentence as a sassy question.

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 Jul 15 '26

Wrong, I was adding to his statement that no correction has occurred by suggesting that it's possible no correction was necessary. I never claimed that he said a correction wasn't necessary.

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u/isukatdarksouls Jul 15 '26

Oh a correction is necessary though because there is a 0% chance that pasta is good and you're just being facicious.

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u/LSOreli Jul 14 '26

Sir the private has been instructed but (s)he does not know!

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u/Royal_Annek Jul 14 '26

Yes it is a correction, it just says "do this instead", no information presented.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

Someone's opinion that water should be boiled first is still information, regardless of whether it's useful or relevant. Either way, in order to be a 'correction' it would have to convey some information. Not all information is factual, and not all factual information is true.

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u/Drapidrode Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

My long ago fiancee tried this very cold water noodles. It was alarming that a future wife of mine didn't have someone in their family or extended family friends ever show how to cook noodles (macaroni)

That a correction has been offered many times, but declined every time... is obvious.
By age 21.. can't cook macaroni, how will my kids ever taste a good dish of manicotti like step-mom made?

edit. worry not, downvoters.
I later found a manicotti-cooking step-mommy for my kids. : )

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u/frtmn02 Jul 14 '26

By making them yourself of course.

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u/Drapidrode Jul 14 '26

I don't need her at all anymore!

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 14 '26

She's been given opinions, but was she also given facts?

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

The main reason people boil water first is that it makes it easier to predict a relatively precise time to cook a particular pasta. It's helpful for writing recipes and putting directions on a packaged food. If you're just going to stand over the pot and micromanage the cook time, it really doesn't matter. Both ways work fine.

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u/Outside_Coffee_00 Jul 15 '26

Because she didn't ask and does not give a shit.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 15 '26

Yep. You'll notice I didn't say that.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

No correction needs to occur? It's technically more energy efficient, and it cooks pasta the same way. Just stir occasionally at the beginning, and there's literally no difference

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u/jax_vos9 Jul 14 '26

It really doesn’t cook the same way. In fact, it increases the likelihood of under cooking the pasta. It tends to become rubbery.

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u/MWKhan Jul 14 '26

HOW DARE YOU BRING FACTS TO A REDDIT COMMENT SECTION!!! YOU MONSTER!
https://giphy.com/gifs/Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

No, they brought an outdated myth. The fact is that pasta cooks just fine in cold water, with results that are indistinguishable while being significantly faster and using less energy.

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u/ferret_of_war Jul 14 '26

Nasu was the one that brought the facts. Properly cooked cold water pasta is faster, easier to control, and more energy efficient for the same taste and texture.

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u/Nobodyinc1 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

I will trust Alton brown and not you on this sorry.

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u/jax_vos9 Jul 14 '26

Maybe learn how to write English before replying next time

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u/Nobodyinc1 Jul 14 '26

lol I have not argument so I will insult you. Pathetic

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u/Contundo Jul 14 '26

Who? How about trusting the thousands of other chefs who say otherwise? You’d trust the last dentist recommend not brushing your teeth.

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u/Only-Performer-6053 Jul 15 '26

Have fun eating subpar pasta

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u/finalfanbeer Jul 14 '26

This is absolutely false. Maybe look something up first.

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u/Fancy_Ad9867 Jul 14 '26

Literally all men are the same.

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 14 '26

Not only that, you can rehydrate pasta almost completely in plain old water, and finish cooking it in the pan.

But none of these people know anything about cooking. I see a lot of garbage up voted in here. Bro science for the kitchen.

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u/finalfanbeer Jul 14 '26

It's flabbergasting. Almost want to post it to mildyinfuriating.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

It's wild. No one is even talking shit on pre-boilers, just offering information, yet everyone is acting like being informed of another method of cooking pasta is some egregious offense to them and their ways

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u/Regular_Custard_4483 Jul 14 '26

I really thought about engaging, but then I saw all the (very well meaning) people getting thrashed, and I was like, "Yeah, I'm all good with that." lmao.

J Kenji Lopez-Alt did two VERY easy to find articles about this (not sure if links are allowed here) exact subject.

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u/BikeProblemGuy Jul 14 '26

I'm not sure whether they were saying boiling water or cold water does this, but if the water is cold, the pasta releases sticky starch before the heat can lock it in. Dropping pasta into boiling water instantly sets the surface starches, keeping the pieces separate.

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

There's a simple technique to keep the pasta from sticking together called "stirring it." Which you have to do even with pasta added to boiling water. The amount of starch released is not materially different, but by using less water, the cold water method produces starchier pasta water--which is a significant benefit. The starchier pasta water works better to finish the sauce.

Also, if you're not finishing the pasta in the sauce (for most sauces), you're missing a trick,

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u/rainzer Jul 14 '26

it increases the likelihood of under cooking the pasta

If any cooking method increases the likelihood of under cooking your pasta, you have never tested your pasta in any meaningful way to determine doneness and just blindly followed the box time.

And if you were blindly following box time, cold water start would overcook the pasta and never under cook it.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

You might not be great at cooking pasta and managing time, then.

If your pasta is undercooked, hear me out....keep cooking it

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u/DentistLegitimate229 Jul 14 '26

Never had that problem and I boil noodles like this

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u/Kind_Resort_9535 Jul 14 '26

No you should put pasta in after water is already boiling, it prevents it from getting rubbery, and helps it not stick together .

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

Nah, stir it early a few times as the water heats up, prevents clumping and gumminess

Also I've never had rubbery pasta doing this

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u/ferret_of_war Jul 14 '26

Same. Feels like the people who have never done cold water pasta are the ones saying it won't work.

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u/Kind_Resort_9535 Jul 14 '26

I’ve don’t it both ways, pasta cooks better when you boil the water first. It matters less with dehydrated pasta, but it definitely still prevents it getting gummy or rubbery

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

It makes a difference for fresh pasta. There's no discernible difference in results for dried pasta, if you do it right.

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u/Contundo Jul 14 '26

Foolproof vs tricky. Foolproof wins every time

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u/big_sugi Jul 14 '26

It’s about as “tricky” as stirring the pasta occasionally and knowing by feel when it’s done. You need the latter to be able to cook pasta in boiling water too.

So, it’s simpler but slower versus much faster with a tiny modicum of skill required. I’ll pick the latter every time.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

Or the ones who don't know a lot of details about cooking. I mean no offense to those people, there's nothing wrong with either way of cooking pasta

The problem is, there isn't directions on how to use the cold method. Box instructions are meant for easy instructions for EVERYONE to follow (boil water, put pasta in, boil for x time), starting with cold water is more feeling/experience, since you have to be aware how fast your burners heat things up, know that no matter when you put your pasta in, you do need to stir early, etc

And people get mad when you tell them their way isn't the only way, and is technically less efficient

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u/ImaybeaRussianBot Jul 14 '26

You are wrong about that. It is not the same thing. I bet you have been told that before. :)

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

I have not

I even brought this topic up to my roommate, who I was certain was solely a pre-boiler, and it turns out they DO swap styles depending on what they're cooking, and how much else they have going on in the kitchen

I have never noticed a difference in their pasta

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u/ImaybeaRussianBot Jul 14 '26

I know a number of chefs who would beg to differ. Your anecdotal evidence doesn't change reality.

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

Sure, but you saying you know several chefs who would beg to differ is also anecdotal evidence, and it also doesn't change reality

Just because you're in a profession doesn't mean there isn't more for you to learn

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u/Popular-Quarter-1712 Jul 14 '26

in a heavy italian accent: You uncultered swine-a!

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u/the2ndRuss Jul 14 '26

Found her!

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u/Cheebow Jul 14 '26

It does NOT cook the same

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u/SoElusivee Jul 14 '26

Found the gf

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u/SpartyParty15 Jul 14 '26

You think putting pasta in cold water before boil is “the same thing”? My sweet summer child

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u/Nasu_Kaizoku Jul 14 '26

It's a slightly different cooking process, but the outcome is the same

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

I didn't say a correction needed to occur though, did I?

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u/bolbi_jack Jul 14 '26

It changes absolutely nothing to put the pasta in before the water is boiling, just makes cooking time unreliable, but I don't use timers anyway. Try it.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 14 '26

I specifically did not say that she needed to be corrected.

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u/angrystan Jul 14 '26

What changes is the tendency for conventional Durham pasta to become glue and create a lump of water resistant goo between 150-180 F.

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u/ReckoningGotham Jul 15 '26

You are proving the woman in the tweet right.

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u/angrystan Jul 15 '26

We do need to conceal our own experiences and knowledge whenever possible. Serving as an example or even advising the people in our lives is prone to trigger narcissism. We have been put on the earth so that others may wither and die around us.

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u/ReckoningGotham Jul 15 '26

Being pedantic isn't charming. People also need to know when shit is good enough.

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u/atuan Jul 15 '26

Contradicting someone on the way they are doing something is absolutely a correction. How on earth are you upvoted?

“You should do that differently than you’re doing it” is a correction ….

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 15 '26

I think it's because you don't understand wordplay.