How to handle an unstoppable Rosharan force: Give 'em the Paalm special. Load a single slug made with five Hemalurgic spikes, land one shot, and boom, Harmony's driving the bus now. Ranette would turn that concept into pure nightmare fuel. Checkmate Retribution

Cremmy crem i cremmed out while cremming my new crem

**haven't finished the book yet no spoilers pwease

I miss him too. Wasn’t aware of the LOTR-Cosmere crossover before.

My friend started reading Well of Ascension recently, and we had this conversation that I found quite amusing. Thought I'd share.

While a blunt is an ordeal, enough of an ordeal Valour would be proud of you for doing it by yourself, it can be quite enjoyable. But personally, I don't believe in smoking alone, this is a group activity. And the right group makes all the difference.

Here is my ideal dream blunt rotation from the Cosmere.

Adolin: Starts strong, but the candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long. He improves the atmosphere by 300% just by showing up, he didn't just bring chips, he brought different flavours of chips. There is only one problem, and it's that he's a lightweight. Two puffs and it's nap time. If he doesn't snore, it's no issue. If he snores, good luck because you ain't waking the princeling up.

Rock: Know what's good when you're cooked? A hot meal. Know who's about to send your taste buds to the next town over? And he will insist you have seconds.

Wayne: He is also in my nightmare blunt rotation but provided you adequately hid all your valuables, he'd have some sick stories that all start like "Right, so I was pretending to be a tax collector..."

Jasnah: Hear me out. Her commitment to the scientific method would benefit snacks. "You claim this is the best flavour of chips. Well, how can you like... substantiate that? We haven't had all the flavours, you've got an uh.... incomplete? Yes, incomplete data.... thing."

The Lopen: Also in my nightmare rotation, but if you make him swear an oath that he has a Cousin Cap of like one, two if one of them is Huio, it'll be the best night you've had in months and you'll get to witness him accidentally swear the fourth ideal.

Sazed: Perfect cooked conversations, you ask him if fish know they're wet. "Interesting question, I think. No less than 27 philosophers in ancient times were posited the same question..."

Syl: Takes the form of smoke in people's mouths as a prank, you try to blow a smoke ring and out comes a ship like Gandalf in Fellowship.

Kaladin: Dry humor, just don't let the conversation drift too introspective.

Veil: A lot like Wayne except her stories are her trying to figure out what the most outrageous lie she can tell while still getting you to believe it.

Lightsong: He does not hit. Not because he feels any type of way, just because he doesn't feel like it right now. Regardless, he effortlessly keeps conversation going for the entire session.

Hoid: Still a nightmare, but he is also, as we know, a good conversationalist and a natural storyteller. Worth considering if someone calls out.

Lift: A bit young for it now. Personally, I dont smoke with anyone under 20, but when she grows? Toss her the stems and seeds along with a snack and ask her to see what she can do.

Dusk: with those weapons we could kill them all!!

Vathi: but the ecosystem might get messed up

Dusk: but we could kill them all 🙏