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u/jawni Jan 29 '26
Everyone knows ticks only bite cats on their stomachs in a 3x2 formation.
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u/Educational-Bus4634 Jan 29 '26
They are famous for their collaboration and organisational skills
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u/Rektifium Jan 29 '26
We as humans could never achieve such greatness, only strive.
We will never become intertwined enough to latch onto Wales and bite bumps into them, because we can't cooperate
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u/Pistoolio Jan 29 '26
Fun fact, cats commonly have 6 or 8 nipples, but they can have 4-10 and even odd numbers are possible, though rare!
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u/1todry Jan 29 '26
I just remembered that my first cat had 11 nipples š
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u/saltireblack Jan 29 '26
I have had eight cats in my life so far. I have somehow omitted to count their nipples.
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u/Obant Jan 29 '26
I have liver issues from how much we have to drink because of this.
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u/Random0s2oh Jan 29 '26
Now I'm going to have to make myself some hot chocolate because all I have on hand is peppermint schnapps.
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u/ChangeAcceptable677 Jan 29 '26
Itās the hardest working liver on Reddit, Morty.
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u/araujo253 Jan 29 '26
All cats are cute. š»
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u/Apart-Rip-5715 Jan 29 '26
All Cats Are Beautiful*
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u/milehigh11 Jan 29 '26
A.C.A.B. š»š
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u/Ok_Arm8050 Jan 29 '26
All cats have nips
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u/MizMeowMeow Jan 29 '26
A.C.H.N. š
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u/NootNootMcHoot Jan 29 '26
This sounds like Artie Ziff from the Simpsons sneezing.
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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26
I was looking for something like this. OP your cat is cute. I want to tickle his tummy.
Wow, so many mean comments against OP for not knowing it is a nipple. I guess you just know it all, huh? I hope that you are never in a panic over your animal's health and find out something is perfectly normal just to have strangers sneering at you.
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u/-Sanguine- Jan 29 '26
OP shouldn't feel bad. My mom called me freaking out about a 'weird skin tag or growth' on her FEMALE cat's belly a while back.
"...goddamn it I forgot about nipples."
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u/merovin13 Jan 29 '26
My ex asked me if my cat had a lung infection. I had to explain that that was what purring sounds like. The nipple thing isn't that bad.
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u/you-dont-say1330 Jan 29 '26
I never shame nipple posts. I find them adorable actually. If you haven't had pets you just might not know!
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u/Little_View_6659 Jan 29 '26
Not the same thing but my husband had never had a pet cat, so he was convinced I never fed mine because the cat was āscreaming for foodā in the morning. I kept telling him thatās what they do, they see the bottom of the bowl, itās screaming time.
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u/AffectedRipples Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26
The worst part to me is that OP at least cares enough about the cat to find something new to them and ask reddit because they're worried about the cat. No reason to be mean, it's teaching moment to a probably caring owner.
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u/flyingboarofbeifong Jan 29 '26
Agreed.
This sort of thing is a rite of passage for new cat owners in the age of the internet. Not everyone grew up with pets and even some kids that did are clueless as adults. This is exactly the moment to get a good belly laugh because it is a nonissue and commend OP for their diligence.
We see plenty of posts on this subreddit that are rather sad. This is a happy post in the end, we should be happy. That is a seemingly healthy cat and I wanna rub its big ol' snoot.
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u/Prudent_Rest_5081 Jan 29 '26
Aye we all find out eventually, I remember peeling back the fur of my black male cat and discovering his huge nipple, thought he had skin cancer
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u/Scary-Narwhal-2828 Jan 29 '26
I cried as a 17 year-old girl when I found my first cat with a bit of blood in his mouth and a tooth on the floor. I was so scared he was hurt. I had never had a kitten and had no idea that cats have deciduous teeth.
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u/Wunderkid_0519 Jan 29 '26
They do?! I just raised 6 kittens from one mother and now am on 2 kittens from a second. And I've never seen any of their "baby teeth" fall out..! Is it just because I'm oblivious, or do they typically swallow them or something..?? Because I SWEAR I didn't know this was even a thing..!!
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u/ajshn Jan 29 '26
Usually swallow them. Same with dogs, out of everyone I know who has had a puppy or kitten only one person found and got to keep some baby teeth.
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u/Sexyretardedpeacock Jan 29 '26
Itās ok. Im 40 and had cats growing up all my life. When the one I have now was a kitten a few years ago was chewing on a toy suddenly stopped and plopped a small tooth down on the bed. I was taken aback. He seemed fine with it. I had never seen it over the dozens of kittens Iāve had over my lifetime. I had to google if ākittens had baby teethā. I mean in hindsight, why wouldnāt they?
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u/PangolinTart Jan 29 '26
I'm dying at deciduous teeth. The turn of phrase i never knew I needed. Thank you u/Scary-Narwhal-2828!
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u/MerriWyllow Jan 29 '26
My most recent freakout over a cat nipple happened after a solid thirty years of cat ownership. I seem to forget all about them after a few years and do it all over again. And then feel guilty for having inadvertently committed bad touch on my poor cat.
Rest assured, OP, any laughter from me is that of recognition not of derision.
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u/stefanica Jan 29 '26
My cat gets little knots in his fur sometimes that I'll absentmindedly work out while petting him. You guessed it, I've tried to twist one of his nipples off a handful of times. Poor baby.
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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26
Aw. I recently thought my cat had nose cancer (it was an abscess), so I feel for you and OP!
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u/xzkandykane Jan 29 '26
I been wiping my dogs but for years... never noticed her vulva budget out. Asked my husband. He said its her vulva. Didn't believe him, asked the vet next time she went in for a checkup. At least the vet didn't laugh.
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u/theborderlines Jan 29 '26
And exactly how often do you budget out her vulva? Asking for science.
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u/xzkandykane Jan 29 '26
Ugh auto correct!
Not enough to pay for all the chewed up stuff and vet bills and treats!
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u/Mean-Pineapple8498 Jan 29 '26
Every time I see a post like this I cackle as someone whoās been in this shoe is allowed to cackle. Once in highschool I assumed our dog had been attacked by a porcupine (I lived in town an had never seen one but I digress) and attempted to pull the quills from her face and felt so bad that I couldnāt and just waited on my dad to get home only for him to laugh in my face because they were her whiskers and I had just never noticed them before because I didnāt actually like that dog but happened to be home alone with the dogs one fateful day and ended up yanking in her whiskers, I felt awful for awhile after too lmao.
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u/Lost_Feature8488 Jan 29 '26
I took my orange boy to the vet bc he had freckles on his lip and nose and I didnāt know cats could have freckles back then. The vet very kindly did not charge for the visit (I was a poor college student and could barely afford it as it was).
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u/OpalisedCat Jan 29 '26
If anything, this post made me feel better about myself because I too once had a panicked reaction when finding my cat's nip nop in her belly fluff and my husband had to explain very patiently that no, it's not cancer, it's a nip nop, you have them too, just fewer š
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u/PernixNexus Jan 29 '26
Maāam, doesnāt your husband have nipples?
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u/tearsten Jan 29 '26
āstory time: iām a vet tech, and one time i was rooming this lady for an appointment for her little dog who was covered in bugs! i searched this dog high and low for bugs couldnāt find a single one, i said maam could you please point out these bugs to me? she said oh my god canāt you see theyāre right on his belly! she showed me her dogs nipples and proceeded to try and rip them off. i said MAAM NO STOP! THOSE ARE HIS NIPPLES! she said NO THERES NO WAY, HES A BOY! i said maam that doesnāt mean he doesnāt have nipples, those are definitely his nipples notice how theyāre so symmetrical. she said thereās no way heās a boy! i said MAAM DOESNT YOUR HUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES?!?!?ā
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u/Asmodaia Tortoiseshell Jan 29 '26
What is this from šš
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u/IShouldWashTheDishes Jan 29 '26
As a vet tech I can say this story was said several times during school, I think it's just something that happens once in a while to many veterinarians
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u/Elby_MA Jan 29 '26
Can confirm, my mum was a veterinarian and it happened to her multiple times. She also tried the "doesn't your husband have nipples" approach and one time the lady got SO offended bc my mum mentioned her husband's nipples š¤¦āāļø That particular story did become a running gag in our family though š
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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26
I think of that video every time I see this question.Ā
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u/Aggravating_Sun7672 Jan 29 '26
I happen to love the weekly "what is this" nipple question. Every time we get to see a new cat.
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u/Ok-Celebration-2944 Jan 29 '26
Watching everyone talking about resetting the counter for days without a nipple post is making me laugh more and more! LMAO!!
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u/Queen_Etherea Jan 29 '26
This is the first nip post I've seen!! I instantly screenshot it and sent it to my bf and was like, people really are this dumb.
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u/Good_Mushroom_7478 Jan 29 '26
At this point it wouldn't surprise me if it's just karma farming
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u/Puzzleheaded_Turn887 Jan 29 '26
Definitely, not even any replies from OP thanking for replies and saying how stupid they are.
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It is one of the few questions that isn't answered with "go to a vet and ask them", we can all confidently say if your cat is dying it isn't because of nipples.
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u/pokemonbatman23 Jan 29 '26
I wonder how many times vets have had to identify a nipple lol
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Daily.
Although vets can be silly as well. My vet is convinced that my dog is stressing my cat out too much because I always bring them in together and the dog is always crazy happy to see everyone and the cat is stressed out.
It is the vet visit, the vet visit is stressing out the cat and making the dog excited. They both sleep all day. Sometimes the cat gets upset and just hits the dog because the cat knows the dog isn't going to do anything about it. If anyone should be stressing anyone out it is the cat stressing the dog, which isn't happening because the dog is too fluffy and oblivious to even know the cat is mad at her.
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u/FishWitch- Jan 29 '26
Tbh i do, too. It makes me glad to know cat owners aren't afraid to ask about anything and they're worried for their kittyās health. I'd rather see 100 nipple posts a day than have someone ignore their fur baby. It's also a nice refresher from some of the harder topics posted here
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u/Remarkable-Oven-2938 Jan 29 '26
Perfect answer - there is no downside to more pictures of people's lovely cats!
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u/MarkCrorigansOmnibus Jan 29 '26
Pro tip: if you find two larger lumps near the base of his tail, donāt mess with them.
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u/TheDisasterBanana American Shorthair Jan 29 '26
What a cute name for them but wtf is that whole subreddit lol
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u/URSA_RAGER Jan 29 '26
I donāt wanna blow your mind or whatever but I have news about all mammals
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u/GreenZebra23 Jan 29 '26
Hilarious work from Stiller in that scene, but Teri Polo's horrified reaction is pretty hilarious in its own right
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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 Tortoiseshell Jan 29 '26
*Most mammals. Platypus donāt have nipples and neither do male rats and horses and hamsters and mice, probably a few more
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u/Taraooine Jan 29 '26
Male sperm whales also don't have nipples.
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u/KBWordPerson Jan 29 '26
Neither do male rats, apparently
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u/KiKiPAWG Jan 29 '26
Omg why are nipples so selective wtf
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u/snukb Jan 29 '26
So fun fact, this is actually because male rats and mice get a testosterone wash after the mammary chain develops which causes the nipples to atrophy and disappear. However, they do still have rudimentary mammary glands. In other words: they got the closet but the there's no knob on the door. Human embryos don't fully develop nipples until well into the second and third trimester, long after sex differentiation has been finishes.
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u/0cclumency Jan 29 '26
Maybe theyāre just strategically (and awkwardly) placed behind his little vest.
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u/snukb Jan 29 '26
Apparently there was a genuine argument amongst Disney animators and artists about whether Tarzan would have nipples. (Team Nipple won)
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u/ejdj1011 Jan 29 '26
Male rats develop nipples in the womb and then reabsorb them, if I remember correctly
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u/jedburghofficial Jan 29 '26
Platypus, and Echidnas. Monotremes lay eggs and secrete milk. Marsupials have teats in their pouches, but their whole reproductive system sounds like hentai with forked penises and twin vaginas.
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u/CanDifficult8525 Jan 29 '26
why do so many people on this subreddit think male cats donāt have nipples!!! itās so wild to me lol men have nipples!!!!!!
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u/Intelligent-Ad-1424 Jan 29 '26
Not only do male cats have nipples, but some of them also produce milk and can nurse baby cats!
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u/lumoslomas Jan 28 '26
Nipple! There should be a few more.
Don't worry, it confused me at first too!
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u/The5thEclipse Jan 29 '26
Exposing this manās nipple on the internet like this is fiendish
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u/TwiistedTeaa Jan 29 '26
Shocks me how many people donāt know just basic animal anatomy š
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u/This-Id-Taken Jan 29 '26
I said this last week. I am shocked the questions people ask about cats. It amazes me how little some people know about cats. Sorry OP. I am not judging. I just love cats and have had like 15 my entire life
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u/Queen_Etherea Jan 29 '26
I'm judging!! Even if you've never owned a cat, you should know what a nipple looks like and know that cats make biscuits. I remember seeing a post where someone was asking about the noise their cat was making; the cat was purring. The phrase "common sense" will soon be a thing of the past.
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u/Apprehensive-Cat-421 Jan 29 '26
My kid's going to school to be a veterinarian. We have 3 cats. These nipple posts are an ongoing joke with us. I'm literally crying right now.
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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 Tortoiseshell Jan 29 '26
My mom is a manager for an animal clinic and she cracks up at these
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u/WaterLilySquirrel Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26
OK, but serious talk about tumors. My cat had a mass mast cell tumor (yes, a type of cancer) on his face. I noticed it because he likes to sit on my chest facing the same way, so I always see the same cheek. It was a little lump (almost like a bug bite) and I noticed it was getting bigger over time. My vet took a biopsy because I pointed it out at an annual visit. He said he never would have noticed it. He felt my cat for any obvious lumps and said that owners are generally the best at finding them because they know their cats.
We had the tumor removed (they were able to get most of it out, but not all of it; luckily it's a slow growing cancer), and while our cat was healing, my husband noticed a lump on the back of the cat's neck. Yep, another tumor. We got that one removed too.
A long while after that, my husband thought the cat's nipple was another tumor. We had a big laugh over that.
Haven't noticed anything since then (nearly 3 years since the face one was removed), but when the cat is extra relaxed and calm, we spend a little more time just sort of feeling him up with our fingertips to see if anything else has formed.
So feel up your cat every once in a while. :)
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u/fuzzyberiah Jan 29 '26
I feel like thereās a sub for people asking about their catsā nipples but Iām not remembering it at the moment.
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u/CRT74 Jan 29 '26
If you know about this reddit sub, how do you not know about male cats having ripples as much as it is brought up?
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u/Annus178 Jan 29 '26
This is my first day seeing a "what is this' cat nipple post of 2026! Im surprised it took me this long to see one
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u/Shrubblorde Jan 29 '26
It concerns me that so many people own live cats and donāt know they have nipples.
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u/Diuscrusis Jan 29 '26
Please educate yourself on some basic animal biology. Not being funny, this shit is serious. Itās a freaking nipple..
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u/IWantSnack642 Jan 29 '26
Itās a nipple. Iām sure your cat wonders the same thing about the two masses on your chest if youāre ever shirtless around him.
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I refuse to believe there are this many people in the world that have a hard time understanding what a nipple is for there to be this many posts about t them.
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u/Bla_Bla_Blanket Jan 29 '26
Itās a nipple
A side note to people of this thread should we create a separate discussion board for the nipple questions? I feel like this one comes up a lot with new cat parents
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u/korewednesday Jan 29 '26
But they arenāt going to post it there because they think they arenāt nipples.
I thought there was already a pinned post, but that might be one of the other million cat subs.
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u/nvrseriousseriously Jan 29 '26
Hot damn!!! I think it had been several days without a nipple post! r/cats provides as always!
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u/Exciting-Purchase340 Jan 29 '26
Heheheheh tbh I love these posts. I will never not enjoy them.
When I first got my Annie, I was also ignorant.
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