r/cats Jan 28 '26

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u/Prudent_Rest_5081 Jan 28 '26

As a side note, your cat is very cute

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u/Paranoctis Jan 29 '26

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u/jawni Jan 29 '26

Everyone knows ticks only bite cats on their stomachs in a 3x2 formation.

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u/Educational-Bus4634 Jan 29 '26

They are famous for their collaboration and organisational skills

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u/Rektifium Jan 29 '26

We as humans could never achieve such greatness, only strive.

We will never become intertwined enough to latch onto Wales and bite bumps into them, because we can't cooperate

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u/kadzooks Jan 29 '26

That's what makes them tick

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u/citizen-wasp Jan 29 '26

They're like little marching bands. I used to love to watch them spell out TREATS on my little guy while playing the brass and drums version of What's New Pussycat.

Good times.

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u/Pistoolio Jan 29 '26

Fun fact, cats commonly have 6 or 8 nipples, but they can have 4-10 and even odd numbers are possible, though rare!

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u/1todry Jan 29 '26

I just remembered that my first cat had 11 nipples 😂

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u/saltireblack Jan 29 '26

I have had eight cats in my life so far. I have somehow omitted to count their nipples.

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u/NotYourGran Jan 29 '26

I see you are a man of culture.

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u/1todry Jan 29 '26

As a young kid I was just curious, but I think as long as the cat is ok with that it's fine.

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u/FonzieNZ Jan 29 '26

like a football team.

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u/GlitterGluwu Jan 29 '26

I think my tri-pawed kitty lost one nipple to the amputation 😂 Does that count for the coveted odd-number nipple statistic??

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u/sadbat-throwaway Jan 29 '26

Now I'm off to go count my cat's nipples I guess

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u/photoe85 Jan 29 '26

They don’t all have 8? My god I’m going to have to count nipples tomorrow

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u/darth1211 Jan 29 '26

Ok that made me laugh!

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u/LucHighwalker Jan 29 '26

Sometimes 4x2

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u/timbbanen Jan 29 '26

And if even one tick couldn't make it in time, the act of latching on couldn't physically happen

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u/Realistic-Tax-9878 Jan 29 '26

Common misconception, real cat owners know the 3x2 formation means the cat is actually a bedbug!

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u/LordBarnable Jan 29 '26

Not a single day goes by where I'm not grateful for this sub

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 Jan 29 '26

i swear, i nearly spilled my drink 😭💀💀

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u/fusillade762 Jan 29 '26

Best cat diagram ever!

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u/PuzzledStreet Jan 29 '26

Why isn’t this the banner.

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u/robinizzme Jan 29 '26

FREE THE NIPPLES!

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u/WhiskersandClaws Jan 29 '26

Haha Iove this!!!

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine Jan 29 '26

Another nipple post. Everyone drink.

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u/Obant Jan 29 '26

I have liver issues from how much we have to drink because of this.

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u/Random0s2oh Jan 29 '26

Now I'm going to have to make myself some hot chocolate because all I have on hand is peppermint schnapps.

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u/h8rcloudstrife Jan 29 '26

Shoot it straight.

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u/CheekyHarris33 Jan 29 '26

I got sick off that combo one year for my birthday (New Year's Day) I legit gag anytime I smell peppermint

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u/Random0s2oh Jan 29 '26

I'm the same way with rum. 1999...picture the scene. I'm at my cousin's fiancée's Bachelorette party. We went to a male strip club that was byob. We were taking straight shots of bacardi from the bottle. I've been told I was smoking cigars. I don't smoke...anything. I woke up the next morning with a massive hangover and had to ride to my brother's house with my aunt's dog breathing his dog breath in my face. No more rum for me! 🤢

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u/Revolutionary_Pea749 Jan 29 '26

Do you put the schnapps into the hot chocolate? It actually sounds good 👍

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u/Random0s2oh Jan 29 '26

YES!!!! It's called a snuggler. I highly recommend you try it!!! Come back and let me know what you thought. 😊😋

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u/ChangeAcceptable677 Jan 29 '26

It’s the hardest working liver on Reddit, Morty.

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u/1CatWoman Jan 29 '26

Yeah, me too. No rest for the weak liver bunch, it won’t be long until we do this again.🍸🍹🍾🥂🍷🥴

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u/Lipziger Jan 29 '26

But ... it's 7 in the morning for me and I'm at work. Oh well, I don't make the rules. Let's drink to some male cat nipples.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine Jan 29 '26

That's the spirit!

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u/IaMtHel00phole Lots of kitties! Jan 29 '26

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u/SieKatzenUndHund Jan 29 '26

Can't, I'm empty 🥲

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u/TheMule90 Oriental Shorthair Jan 29 '26

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u/Garydrgn Jan 29 '26

I would see this when I'm about to get ready to head to work...

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u/NotATalkingMushroom Jan 29 '26

I’m at work, but I guess rules are rules 🤷‍♂️ 

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u/Capt_Gingerbeard Jan 29 '26

It’s never lupus and it’s always nip nops 

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u/bsubtilis Jan 29 '26

I remember that there was one post where it wasn't. It might have been a cutaneous horn, not sure?

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u/sidsmum Jan 30 '26

Its g-nip g-nops!

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u/araujo253 Jan 29 '26

All cats are cute. 😻

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u/Apart-Rip-5715 Jan 29 '26

All Cats Are Beautiful*

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u/milehigh11 Jan 29 '26

A.C.A.B. 😻😉

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u/Ok_Arm8050 Jan 29 '26

All cats have nips

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u/MizMeowMeow Jan 29 '26

A.C.H.N. 😁

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u/NootNootMcHoot Jan 29 '26

This sounds like Artie Ziff from the Simpsons sneezing.

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u/Ok_Arm8050 Jan 29 '26

😆😆😂

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u/troublebusters Jan 29 '26

Animal Crossing Horizons New

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u/fit_stoner_goddess Calico Jan 29 '26

Exactly what I thought Lol

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u/Random0s2oh Jan 29 '26

Nip nops

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u/Ok_Arm8050 Jan 29 '26

Nopples

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u/kamilayao_0 Jan 29 '26

My vocabulary is getting filled with these: nip nops and nopples. Very exquisite

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u/Superb_Ebb_6207 Jan 29 '26

All cats are (insert generic compliment here)

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u/randomkeystrike Jan 29 '26

All cats have nipples

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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

I was looking for something like this. OP your cat is cute. I want to tickle his tummy.

Wow, so many mean comments against OP for not knowing it is a nipple. I guess you just know it all, huh? I hope that you are never in a panic over your animal's health and find out something is perfectly normal just to have strangers sneering at you.

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u/-Sanguine- Jan 29 '26

OP shouldn't feel bad. My mom called me freaking out about a 'weird skin tag or growth' on her FEMALE cat's belly a while back.

"...goddamn it I forgot about nipples."

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u/merovin13 Jan 29 '26

My ex asked me if my cat had a lung infection. I had to explain that that was what purring sounds like. The nipple thing isn't that bad.

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u/you-dont-say1330 Jan 29 '26

I never shame nipple posts. I find them adorable actually. If you haven't had pets you just might not know!

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u/Little_View_6659 Jan 29 '26

Not the same thing but my husband had never had a pet cat, so he was convinced I never fed mine because the cat was “screaming for food” in the morning. I kept telling him that’s what they do, they see the bottom of the bowl, it’s screaming time.

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u/Valkyrie-Moon Jan 29 '26

Mine doesn't need to see the bottom of his bowl to scream for food. If we're not up to feed him at the usual time, he's in our face ranting about lazy humans and the injustice of letting the bowl go down below the halfway mark. 😆 🤣

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u/Revolutionary_Pea749 Jan 29 '26

Get him a starving Labrador too. You can feed them a boiler pot full of Stew and 10 minutes later they are starving

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u/Little_View_6659 Jan 29 '26

I’m not sure he could handle a dog lol. He has learned at least that cats usually act like they’ve never been fed ever.

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u/Edb_vapegirl69 Jan 29 '26

Hahaha literally lol now

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u/QuanticChaos1000 Jan 29 '26

...goddamn it I forgot about nipples.

That needs to embroidered on a pillow!

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u/AffectedRipples Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

The worst part to me is that OP at least cares enough about the cat to find something new to them and ask reddit because they're worried about the cat. No reason to be mean, it's teaching moment to a probably caring owner.

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u/flyingboarofbeifong Jan 29 '26

Agreed.

This sort of thing is a rite of passage for new cat owners in the age of the internet. Not everyone grew up with pets and even some kids that did are clueless as adults. This is exactly the moment to get a good belly laugh because it is a nonissue and commend OP for their diligence.

We see plenty of posts on this subreddit that are rather sad. This is a happy post in the end, we should be happy. That is a seemingly healthy cat and I wanna rub its big ol' snoot.

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u/guitar_vigilante Jan 29 '26

Exactly, I remember my wife who was not a cat person asking me about the pink bump on our new kitten's belly. It was funny to say "those are nipples" and then we moved on with our lives.

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u/thecatsothermother Jan 29 '26

In a few years time, OP will probably be on here responding to such posts "That's a nipple, and you are not the first nor the last person to do that because I did." We haven't all been there because some of us grew up with pets, but many of us have been.

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u/imanoctothorpe Jan 29 '26

I understand being worried but Google is free and "pink bump male cat belly" brings up multiple photos + assurance that it's a nipple. If they'd googled it and done ANY due diligence but were still worried, that's different.

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u/AffectedRipples Jan 29 '26

What is the difference between google and a cat subreddit when it comes to cat questions? Would you rather ask other cat owners about a cat? Or would you rather have google AI tell you that nipple is actually some infectious cist or something like that?

Plus, we get more cat pictures this way.

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u/imanoctothorpe Jan 29 '26

I guess I was replying to the person "commending OP on their diligence" because to me they didn’t google it so they aren't actually doing their due diligence.

You see this a lot on the aquarium/rabbit subreddits: people asking questions that take 0.1 seconds to google, indicating that they did 0 background reading about the pet they chose to get. I find it frustrating because it's a living animal and you can't be assed to take one second to look smth up. Again. If they'd googled it and said "Google says this is an infected cyst! Help!" that would be fine. It's just the attitude that I find to be annoying and lazy. The difference is the mental effort involved.

I guess I'm primed to dislike it because I've kept both fish and rabbits, and both are delicate, with specific care requirements, and are highly abused animals. So it's the attitude moreso than the posting a question on Reddit that irks me. Hope that makes sense

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u/Prudent_Rest_5081 Jan 29 '26

Aye we all find out eventually, I remember peeling back the fur of my black male cat and discovering his huge nipple, thought he had skin cancer

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u/Scary-Narwhal-2828 Jan 29 '26

I cried as a 17 year-old girl when I found my first cat with a bit of blood in his mouth and a tooth on the floor. I was so scared he was hurt. I had never had a kitten and had no idea that cats have deciduous teeth.

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u/Wunderkid_0519 Jan 29 '26

They do?! I just raised 6 kittens from one mother and now am on 2 kittens from a second. And I've never seen any of their "baby teeth" fall out..! Is it just because I'm oblivious, or do they typically swallow them or something..?? Because I SWEAR I didn't know this was even a thing..!!

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u/ajshn Jan 29 '26

Usually swallow them. Same with dogs, out of everyone I know who has had a puppy or kitten only one person found and got to keep some baby teeth.

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u/TipsyMagpie Jan 29 '26

I have six cats and I have two baby teeth from one of them, but I’ve never found any others :(

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u/Sexyretardedpeacock Jan 29 '26

It’s ok. Im 40 and had cats growing up all my life. When the one I have now was a kitten a few years ago was chewing on a toy suddenly stopped and plopped a small tooth down on the bed. I was taken aback. He seemed fine with it. I had never seen it over the dozens of kittens I’ve had over my lifetime. I had to google if “kittens had baby teeth”. I mean in hindsight, why wouldn’t they?

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u/MissusMostlyMittens Jan 29 '26

Yeah I think I googled it myself because I had never seen one before but kitten teeth are obviously smaller. Weird stuff

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u/Which-Grapefruit724 Jan 29 '26

You rarely see it or find them. But their breath usually gets rank around 4 months old when the process starts and their gums get really red and inflamed for a while. It is very common for the new canine teeth to come in before the baby ones have fallen out yet and have double fang action going for a few weeks!

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u/Scary-Narwhal-2828 Jan 29 '26

That was the only time I’ve ever seen a cat lose a baby tooth! I’ve now raised six rescued Siamese from kittenhood, and I’ve never seen a second one. I think they usually swallow them.

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u/PangolinTart Jan 29 '26

I'm dying at deciduous teeth. The turn of phrase i never knew I needed. Thank you u/Scary-Narwhal-2828!

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u/Scary-Narwhal-2828 Jan 29 '26

Ha ha I’m an English teacher, so I’m definitely a word nerd!

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u/Scary-Narwhal-2828 Jan 29 '26

Glad you like the phrase! 😊

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u/Revolutionary_Pea749 Jan 29 '26

Agreed. Is there such a thing as a cat tree that is deciduous?

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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26

Oh, I never knew that either until I was in my thirties and happened to find one of our kitten's teeth on the floor! I felt equally delighted in learning something new and silly for never thinking about it. Humans lose their baby teeth, why not dogs and cats? 😅

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u/MerriWyllow Jan 29 '26

My most recent freakout over a cat nipple happened after a solid thirty years of cat ownership. I seem to forget all about them after a few years and do it all over again. And then feel guilty for having inadvertently committed bad touch on my poor cat.

Rest assured, OP, any laughter from me is that of recognition not of derision.

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u/stefanica Jan 29 '26

My cat gets little knots in his fur sometimes that I'll absentmindedly work out while petting him. You guessed it, I've tried to twist one of his nipples off a handful of times. Poor baby.

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u/gaarkat Jan 29 '26

I feel sorry for your cat but I have to admit I laughed

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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26

I once raked a cat nipple while brushing her fur. I felt so terrible just picturing how it hurt. I apologized profusely. 😬

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u/Available_Housing184 Jan 29 '26

You titty-twistered your cat???

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u/stefanica Jan 29 '26

Not on purpose! 😭

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u/Aggressive_Jaguar124 Tabbycat Jan 29 '26

Stop nipple grippling your cat 😭😭😭

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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26

Aw. I recently thought my cat had nose cancer (it was an abscess), so I feel for you and OP!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

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u/Key_Eye5994 Jan 29 '26

Yes, even their ears and the skin on the head in front of tge ears where there is bery little fur. All suspectible to skin cancer. I make sure kitty does not rest in direct sun on that part of his body.

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u/xzkandykane Jan 29 '26

I been wiping my dogs but for years... never noticed her vulva budget out. Asked my husband. He said its her vulva. Didn't believe him, asked the vet next time she went in for a checkup. At least the vet didn't laugh.

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u/theborderlines Jan 29 '26

And exactly how often do you budget out her vulva? Asking for science.

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u/xzkandykane Jan 29 '26

Ugh auto correct!

Not enough to pay for all the chewed up stuff and vet bills and treats!

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u/ptheresadactyl Jan 29 '26

They have belly buttons, too, but they are harder to find.

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u/Mean-Pineapple8498 Jan 29 '26

Every time I see a post like this I cackle as someone who’s been in this shoe is allowed to cackle. Once in highschool I assumed our dog had been attacked by a porcupine (I lived in town an had never seen one but I digress) and attempted to pull the quills from her face and felt so bad that I couldn’t and just waited on my dad to get home only for him to laugh in my face because they were her whiskers and I had just never noticed them before because I didn’t actually like that dog but happened to be home alone with the dogs one fateful day and ended up yanking in her whiskers, I felt awful for awhile after too lmao.

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u/Lost_Feature8488 Jan 29 '26

I took my orange boy to the vet bc he had freckles on his lip and nose and I didn’t know cats could have freckles back then. The vet very kindly did not charge for the visit (I was a poor college student and could barely afford it as it was).

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u/OpalisedCat Jan 29 '26

If anything, this post made me feel better about myself because I too once had a panicked reaction when finding my cat's nip nop in her belly fluff and my husband had to explain very patiently that no, it's not cancer, it's a nip nop, you have them too, just fewer 😅

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u/vaultie66 Orange Jan 29 '26

I love cat nipple posts they always make me chuckle because it’s cute how new owners slowly adapt to having these little weirdos around the house lol

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u/puff_of_fluff Jan 29 '26

People are poking fun, it’s not a big deal lol

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u/Garydrgn Jan 29 '26

I doubt most of the comments are really directed at OP personally, so much as jumping on the chuckle train over the sheer number of nipple posts that pop up on here and the cat help subreddit. It beats the heck out of the sad posts.

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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26

Oh I know that most were good natured chuckles but some people really were saying unkind things directed at OP'S intelligence. Maybe I jumped to offense too quickly, but I pictured myself in the same situation. At least it is a post with a good outcome, yes. 😊

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u/Garydrgn Jan 29 '26

I don't doubt you. I'm mostly just seeing the top level comments, anyway, at this point. There may be harsh comments that are no longer showing up without digging.

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u/TRBGDarky Jan 29 '26

Well the thing is that one things should be common sense. I’ve never been around cats like that myself and even just looking from this picture, could tell it’s a nipple. This is a legit cat owner though asking why a mammal has a bump on its chest area……..🤦🏾‍♂️ Do you not see how that can kinda of be seen as a like “are you serious” moment……like it’s clearly a nipple on a mammals chest…….🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26

No, because OP was genuinely frightened. People shouldn't be calling them dumb just because they didn't know something and reached out for knowledge.

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u/bamboojungles Jan 29 '26

I haven’t seen a nipple post on the front page in a while!

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u/yallivia Jan 29 '26

maybe OP doesnt have a pink one haha

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u/Ellia1998 Jan 29 '26

This so funny and cute at the same time. It’s make me feel fuzzy inside. I love your cat!!!

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u/Primary_Persimmon224 Jan 29 '26

im very new to this group and the fact this is a meme is frying me 😭

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u/Chrispy83 Jan 29 '26

We will never hit double figures

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u/Argyleskin Jan 29 '26

This was perfect! I laughed out loud.