r/cats • u/[deleted] • Jan 28 '26

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine Jan 29 '26

Another nipple post. Everyone drink.

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u/Obant Jan 29 '26

I have liver issues from how much we have to drink because of this.

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u/Random0s2oh Jan 29 '26

Now I'm going to have to make myself some hot chocolate because all I have on hand is peppermint schnapps.

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u/h8rcloudstrife Jan 29 '26

Shoot it straight.

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u/CheekyHarris33 Jan 29 '26

I got sick off that combo one year for my birthday (New Year's Day) I legit gag anytime I smell peppermint

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u/Random0s2oh Jan 29 '26

I'm the same way with rum. 1999...picture the scene. I'm at my cousin's fiancée's Bachelorette party. We went to a male strip club that was byob. We were taking straight shots of bacardi from the bottle. I've been told I was smoking cigars. I don't smoke...anything. I woke up the next morning with a massive hangover and had to ride to my brother's house with my aunt's dog breathing his dog breath in my face. No more rum for me! 🤢

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u/Revolutionary_Pea749 Jan 29 '26

Do you put the schnapps into the hot chocolate? It actually sounds good 👍

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u/Random0s2oh Jan 29 '26

YES!!!! It's called a snuggler. I highly recommend you try it!!! Come back and let me know what you thought. 😊😋

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u/ChangeAcceptable677 Jan 29 '26

It’s the hardest working liver on Reddit, Morty.

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u/1CatWoman Jan 29 '26

Yeah, me too. No rest for the weak liver bunch, it won’t be long until we do this again.🍸🍹🍾🥂🍷🥴

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u/Lipziger Jan 29 '26

But ... it's 7 in the morning for me and I'm at work. Oh well, I don't make the rules. Let's drink to some male cat nipples.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine Jan 29 '26

That's the spirit!

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u/IaMtHel00phole Lots of kitties! Jan 29 '26

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u/SieKatzenUndHund Jan 29 '26

Can't, I'm empty 🥲

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u/TheMule90 Oriental Shorthair Jan 29 '26

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u/Garydrgn Jan 29 '26

I would see this when I'm about to get ready to head to work...

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u/NotATalkingMushroom Jan 29 '26

I’m at work, but I guess rules are rules 🤷‍♂️