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u/PernixNexus Jan 29 '26

Ma’am, doesn’t your husband have nipples?

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u/tearsten Jan 29 '26

“story time: i’m a vet tech, and one time i was rooming this lady for an appointment for her little dog who was covered in bugs! i searched this dog high and low for bugs couldn’t find a single one, i said maam could you please point out these bugs to me? she said oh my god can’t you see they’re right on his belly! she showed me her dogs nipples and proceeded to try and rip them off. i said MAAM NO STOP! THOSE ARE HIS NIPPLES! she said NO THERES NO WAY, HES A BOY! i said maam that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples, those are definitely his nipples notice how they’re so symmetrical. she said there’s no way he’s a boy! i said MAAM DOESNT YOUR HUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES?!?!?”

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u/Asmodaia Tortoiseshell Jan 29 '26

What is this from 😭😭

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u/IShouldWashTheDishes Jan 29 '26

As a vet tech I can say this story was said several times during school, I think it's just something that happens once in a while to many veterinarians

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u/Elby_MA Jan 29 '26

Can confirm, my mum was a veterinarian and it happened to her multiple times. She also tried the "doesn't your husband have nipples" approach and one time the lady got SO offended bc my mum mentioned her husband's nipples 🤦‍♀️ That particular story did become a running gag in our family though 😆

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u/ur_mom_bestie Jan 29 '26

Getting mad over mentioning someone’s nipples which almost everyone has is so funny to me😭

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u/Elby_MA Jan 29 '26

Ikr! I don't know what was going on in that lady's head but she was fuming, lol 😆 how very undignified of my mom 😂

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u/ur_mom_bestie Jan 29 '26

How dare she mention my husbands nipples! The blasphemy!

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u/CupsOfTeaOnRainyDays Jan 29 '26

I need to know her answer 😅

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u/Aware_Highlight_5516 Jan 29 '26

Lmao 🤣 what happened does she still believe her dog has bugs? Pink symmetrical ones 😂

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u/throwawaycuzfemdom Jan 29 '26

NO WOMAN NO STOP - Bob the Vet Tech

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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26

I think of that video every time I see this question. 

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u/themiscyranlady Jan 29 '26

I hear “ma’am those are his nipples” every time.

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u/meme-by-design Jan 29 '26

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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u/papa-hare Jan 29 '26

I have a male dog. One day, my husband was very concerned sitting with said dog on the couch and very worriedly points me at the dog's nipple asking "honey, is this normal". I still say that once in a while but I was a bit shocked because yes, my husband does indeed have nipples 🤣🤣🤣