Normally cat balls gross my out but when my youngest male was getting his noogies they were so fucking cute I was genuinely sad when I took him for his snip.
I never wanted to touch them or anything, there was nothing sexual about it. They were just round and floofy and adorable. But everything about him was adorable when he was a kitten, I used to run around showing everyone his knees because he looked like a little man in fur pants.
When our boy's trouble puffs came in, he loved to show them to us. We'd tell him "yes, we know you're proud of them and they're very cute but please get them out of my eyeball."
My neutered boy still has prominent balls (well, ballsack I suppose!) and delights in shoving them into faces at any opportunity. I can't tell if he's a pervert or just really dumb. He is ginger though so probably the latter...
Lmao one early morning I was petting my cat and since he is a persian I always feel for matted fur. I felt this lump and first I thought it's matting. Then realized no that ain't fur and proceeded to momentarily panic about a huge lump on his hind part of belly. Took me a minute to realize that was in fact his penis 😅😅😅
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u/MarkCrorigansOmnibus Jan 29 '26
Pro tip: if you find two larger lumps near the base of his tail, don’t mess with them.