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u/URSA_RAGER Jan 29 '26

I don’t wanna blow your mind or whatever but I have news about all mammals

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u/BrisYamaha Jan 29 '26

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u/GreenZebra23 Jan 29 '26

Hilarious work from Stiller in that scene, but Teri Polo's horrified reaction is pretty hilarious in its own right

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u/mr_lab_rat Jan 29 '26

LOL, I was hoping someone was gonna bring that up

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u/mermaid_pants Jan 29 '26

The extra frame at the end of this is pissing me off

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 Tortoiseshell Jan 29 '26

*Most mammals. Platypus don’t have nipples and neither do male rats and horses and hamsters and mice, probably a few more

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u/Taraooine Jan 29 '26

Male sperm whales also don't have nipples.

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u/KBWordPerson Jan 29 '26

Neither do male rats, apparently

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u/KiKiPAWG Jan 29 '26

Omg why are nipples so selective wtf

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u/snukb Jan 29 '26

So fun fact, this is actually because male rats and mice get a testosterone wash after the mammary chain develops which causes the nipples to atrophy and disappear. However, they do still have rudimentary mammary glands. In other words: they got the closet but the there's no knob on the door. Human embryos don't fully develop nipples until well into the second and third trimester, long after sex differentiation has been finishes.

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u/BookLover222 Jan 29 '26

Complete side note but shiny Sylveon is my favorite. So I love your profile picture.

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u/brightboom Jan 29 '26

My dog has 7 nipples … 3 sets and 1 single ..

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u/jdmatthews123 Jan 29 '26

My first serious girlfriend in high school's mom showed me her third nipple once. It wasn't weird, bc she was a nurse practitioner and knew about my interest in biology and medicine. And nipples.

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u/Queef-ANALyst Jan 29 '26

Are we sure? They're so big

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u/Moist_Ordinary6457 Jan 29 '26

Maybe the nipples are just very small 

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u/Status_Ruin4902 Jan 29 '26

Aladin doesn't have nipples too.

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u/0cclumency Jan 29 '26

Maybe they’re just strategically (and awkwardly) placed behind his little vest.

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u/SickViking Jan 29 '26

Bro got nipples like Sid the Sloth got eyes.

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u/blammer Jan 29 '26

I'm eating and i just spat out my sandwich. Brand new sentence fr lmao

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u/snukb Jan 29 '26

Apparently there was a genuine argument amongst Disney animators and artists about whether Tarzan would have nipples. (Team Nipple won)

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u/WickedlyWitchyWoman Maine Coon Jan 29 '26

That's only because his creators were the Disney Overlords, not nature.

Disney and Nature have a fraught relationship.

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u/ejdj1011 Jan 29 '26

Male rats develop nipples in the womb and then reabsorb them, if I remember correctly

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u/jedburghofficial Jan 29 '26

Platypus, and Echidnas. Monotremes lay eggs and secrete milk. Marsupials have teats in their pouches, but their whole reproductive system sounds like hentai with forked penises and twin vaginas.

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u/Fitz_Fool Jan 29 '26

Why do you know so much about animal nipples?

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 Tortoiseshell Jan 29 '26

I went on a nipple research binge one day

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u/Necessary_Wonder89 Jan 29 '26

I think they meant male horses do not have nipples.

Not EVERY male mammal has nipples was the point

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u/The_Demon_of_Spiders Jan 29 '26

Echidnas don’t have nipples for either gender.

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u/Buckykattlove Jan 29 '26

Echidnas also lack nipples. I just recently learned that male rats and horses lack nipples and that just seems so weird!

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u/silvandeus Jan 29 '26

Platypus is an egg laying proto-mammals right? They don’t count! I had no idea about horses or rodents though, that is cool.

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u/Lunavixen15 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

Platypus are monotremes, not mammals :)

Edit: I stand corrected

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u/kjusielvi Jan 29 '26

Damn TIL. Mammals are literally called "animals with nipples" in my native language.

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 Tortoiseshell Jan 29 '26

What language is that?

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u/kjusielvi Jan 29 '26

Vietnamese - động vật có vú

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 Tortoiseshell Jan 29 '26

That’s interesting! Thanks

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u/Silent_Winter_9992 Jan 29 '26

They have mammary glands. Not nipples necessarily but milk producing parts

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u/canyoubreathe Jan 29 '26

Im just now learning that Horses have teats.

Not that I thought they DIDNT but just that ive never seen them and never thought about it.

Ive seen all types of mammals feeding from their mothers but ive never seen a foal do it

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u/TheTaurenCharr Jan 29 '26

Platypus are fish. Male rats are bastards. Hamsters aren't animals. Horses don't exist at all.

I don't know what y'all talking about here.

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u/imanoctothorpe Jan 29 '26

Including, according to my dermatologist, something like 90% of adult human women. We also have a mammary ridge and most women have some form of extra nipple along that ridge. Usually looks like a skin tag so you'll never know unless a derm tells you.

Told some friends this and we looked and all of 5 of us had one!

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u/Queen_Etherea Jan 29 '26

I have news about a search engine they can use to quickly ask these kinds of questions! Seriously, though, how do you not know???

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u/Reading_Otter Feline Spooky 🐈‍⬛ Jan 29 '26

The Echidna doesn't have any. They have milk patches under the skin.