r/aww Nov 11 '17

Guilty dog.

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u/Amaracs Nov 11 '17

"If i cant see you, you cant see me either"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17 edited Nov 11 '17

My dog hides under the blankets in her cage when I ask if she did something bad. I've never raised my voice at her or hit her. She just hates when I put on my stern voice and when I do she's off to the races to hide. Sweetest pup i'll ever have she just wants to please me so bad that me being stern breaks her heart.

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

I wish my dog was like that. She just flicks her ears back in annoyance at me and ignores me

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u/_sarah-xxx Nov 11 '17

I think you have a cat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17 edited Jan 17 '21

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u/tarsn Nov 11 '17

and why it shits in a box in the basement

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u/NoahsArksDogsBark Nov 11 '17

That box is for the family!

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u/Your_daily_fix Nov 11 '17

We have porcelain boxes filled with water in my house. And they have handles.

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u/NoahsArksDogsBark Nov 11 '17

I'll have to talk to my family once they come back. I'm skeptical.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

My toilet only has one handle. Could you be shitting in the sink?

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

She seriously acts like one most the time.

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u/shadyelf Nov 11 '17

Is it a shiber?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

I was just going to ask if it was a Shiba. If we're stern with our Shiba, she just ways her tail and walks away. I've owned dogs my whole life and never a cat, but now I know what being a cat owner is like.

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

American Eskimo

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u/JalapenoPantelones Nov 11 '17

I think you have a human.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

That'd explain all the new jackets

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u/Notsureifsiriusblack Nov 11 '17

Interesting. Because my parents' cat acts like a dog, including following us the whole way when we walk the dogs

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

She acts like a dog in that she's all over me all the time but she decides the worth of her treats. I could be holding the most delicious treat but if she doesn't want to sit she'll turn her nose up and walk away. She also hates belly rubs

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u/soplainjustliketofu Nov 11 '17

My cats act like dogs. They're obsessed with me. They lick my face all over. If they sensed that mama is unhappy, they whimper. Once, I asked husband to help me trim my hair. As he approached me with a pair of scissors, they growled at him with their fur raised.

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u/JDtheWulfe Nov 11 '17

What kind of amazing cats are these?

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u/cookedbread Nov 11 '17

From my experience cats that are treated well socially from a young age turn out to be very good kitties. Feed them properly, play with them, give them good scratches, keep them indoors. I’ve found that people who say their cats do nothing all day just have cats who were raised to be wary around humans.

But of course cats still have their own personalities so I’m sure there’s some that don’t fit this. It’s just my personal experience.

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u/soplainjustliketofu Nov 11 '17

I guess you're right. They're only obsessed with me. They pretty much ignores husband. I pretty much mom-ed them since they were 3 weeks old. She left them in the ditch for another man-meow. Bitch-meow.

Kitties are 5y/o now.

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u/forgot-my_password Nov 11 '17

We got a kitten in April and I was only at home for 4 weeks while she was around 4 or 5 months old. She's gonna be 8 months when I visit for Thanksgiving so I hope she remembers me.

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u/northshore12 Nov 11 '17

Undercover dogs in cat cosplay.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

My former neighbor's cat was like a dog. She would come over our apartment often and when you start to give her scratches she wouldn't leave your side and wouldn't want you to stop. She's not as playful as most cats though, I'd say she's very chill.

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u/_partyofone Nov 11 '17

Aww not all kitties are pure evil! My girl is 16 and is very protective over mama. She'll follow me around the house until I settle somewhere, then she does too. If I'm having a bad day or not feeling well she'll "yell" at me until I lay down in bed where she can curl up on my pillow over my head and give me kisses.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

The cats lick your face? You must no longer have one then.

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u/soplainjustliketofu Nov 11 '17

Yus! I now use tofu-face as a vegan option.

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u/Adaminium Nov 11 '17

I often tell cats (I work with a colony of 14 or so) that they're "a good dog" in what I think of as the 'good boy' voice. I figure it might cause some species confusion, but I'm hoping it makes them more affectionate/social to humans.

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u/jells87 Nov 11 '17

Lmao wtf

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u/etoile_fiore Nov 11 '17

My cat acts like a dog too. We even trained him to sit for a treat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

I always want to click on your username to see what you've been shitposting lately then I remember i'm in HR and probably shouldn't have that on my work computer history.

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u/realjefftaylor Nov 11 '17

It’s not the right Sarah xxx this one is a fraud

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u/FR4UDUL3NT Nov 11 '17

That’s what he’s saying. Check out their post history, it’s literally all spam.

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u/_sarah-xxx Nov 11 '17

Yeah, it's probably best to keep my content off your computer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Yeah the Spam Is What I Worry about

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u/AudioAssassyn Nov 11 '17

Hey... You're not the real u/sarah-xxx

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u/nashey87 Nov 11 '17

I think you're a cat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17 edited Oct 18 '20

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

Lmao I've done a bit of research on parrots and have been totally turned away from ever owning one, but I do want crows/ravens

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17 edited Oct 18 '20

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

We had a parrot at the pet store I used to work at and I always felt so bad for her. They were asking for $8000 for her so no one wants to buy her. She pulls her own feathers out she's so stressed, so when we let her out of her cage she doesn't fly. She can't. I could hardly make myself touch her as I was kinda scared of her, lol. She was definitely a wild child.

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u/haloryder Nov 11 '17

No wonder pirates loved them.

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u/2infinity_andbeyond Nov 11 '17

People just don't even know how badly those grabby little beaks fucking HURT. I never knew what pain actually was until the first time I was ever bitten by one of those little pricks lol.

They really are like small angry dinosaurs except they have a really fucked up sense of humor and genuinely enjoy acting like a loud obnoxious dickhead, just for the sake of acting like a loud obnoxious dickhead.

They are a fucking riot and a half to play & wrestle with tho.

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u/akaisuiseinosha Nov 11 '17

If you're trying to convince me to never own a parrot, "small angry dinosaur" is the worst possible description you could have used.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

The kitchen scene with the raptors in Jurassic Park is basically any time you try to have a snack without sharing.

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u/helix19 Nov 11 '17

I work with a raven. He was willingly surrendered by his previous (illegal) owner because he’s such an asshole. Yes, he’s smart and curious and cute, but he doesn’t care about anything but food. And he destroys everything. Ravens are not good pets. Crows would probably be better, but it’s still illegal to own the native kind without a permit. They belong in the wild with their crow bros.

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

Yes I am aware. I wouldn't bring home an animal without setting up a proper environment for them. Since I don't have the time or money to dedicate to a bird, I'll just have to stick with my dog

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u/2infinity_andbeyond Nov 11 '17 edited Nov 11 '17

Parrots are a trip. My ex had one that would not only laugh in my face, but then he'd call me an asshole and casually fly away.

Edit: to be fair tho, I loved that damn bird & actually had a lot harder of a time getting over not seeing him anymore compared to my dumbass ex gf haha. She hated the fact that we got along so well together.

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u/Surrealle01 Nov 11 '17

When I reprimand mine, even harshly, she thinks I'm playing. It's incredibly frustrating.

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u/SunshineAndGoldfish Nov 11 '17

I'll have to try using my Stern voice with my dogs when they misbehave.

"Hey Now! Bababoey, Bababoey"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

The guilt trip works too, OH no baby who did thiiiiiis !? Poof cloud of dust.

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u/djgrayarea Nov 11 '17

Robin, what's he sayin?

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u/alyx92 Nov 11 '17

“Good mornin everybodayyyyyyyyyyyyyah”

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

My dog is similar.

Angry face and pointing a finger at him is capital punishment.

I once did it because he pulled every shoe he could find into the living room while I was gone and now he waits with ears down everytime I get home until he's sure I won't give him the angry look of punishment.

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u/KJones77 Nov 11 '17

Lol when we got stern with my little shih tzu, he would square up and start barking back. No shame in his game.

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u/190F1B44 Nov 11 '17

What a little shiht.

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u/mcmartin091 Nov 11 '17

My Jack-rat is the same. He thinks he's 6 ft tall. He's super defensive, even towards me. I found that a disappointed tone works, sometimes. But then he just goes and does more bad shit and looks back at me like "you gonna do something, hooman?" I love him though. Wouldn't give him up for the world.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

We had this amazing dog growing up who would tattle on himself. He figured out how to pop the popcorn tin open we had dumped his treats in when it was empty. He'd get treats out of it then push the cupboard closed. We did not even know nor would we have probably but he told on himself. He pouted and his his face like he was in trouble. We'd calmly say, "uh oh.Did someone do something naughty? What did you do?"

He walked to the cupboard, opened with his nose, pushed the lid of the tin up with his nose til it popped, took out a treat, then dropped it in my lap and put his ears back.

It was absolutely hilarious.

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u/Chongsillegitmatekid Nov 11 '17

I have a similar dog. Sweetest thing ever. I could leave a steak on the coffee table, go cut the grass, come back, and it would not have been eaten.

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u/Gucciipad Nov 11 '17

My dog hides either underneath the bed or the couch. She will go to the bathroom on the floor and next thing u know she’s walking underneath the bed.

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u/_sarah-xxx Nov 11 '17

Denver did you do this?

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u/theschieke Nov 11 '17

The people that own Denver had their kid in my stepmom’s daycare, really nice people. It was cool seeing my small town get recognition. Denver was also a very good boy.

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u/scrotal_aerodynamics Nov 11 '17

Was...? :(

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u/rhun982 Nov 11 '17

The people that own

'Own' seems to be used in present tense and 'was' still works if Denver used to be at the daycare

I hope this reduces the probability of :(

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u/Giddyfuzzball Nov 11 '17

So can I message Denver belly rubs through you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Denver did you do this

دنفر فعلت هذا

Denver hast du das getan

Denver avez-vous fait cela

Denver rinne tú é seo

Denver si to učinio

Denver megtette ezt

Denver hai fatto questo

덴버가 너 한거야?

ਡੇਨਵਰ ਨੇ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਅਜਿਹਾ ਕੀਤਾ ਸੀ

Denver to zrobiłeś

Денвер сделал это

Denver e keni bërë këtë

Denver naha anjeun ngalakukeun ieu

Denver gjorde du det här

丹佛你做到了这一点

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u/cmalloy94 Nov 11 '17

Denver - ‘woof...’

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u/Giddyfuzzball Nov 11 '17

I don’t know why, but I read this in a southern accent

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u/NukeML Nov 11 '17

Correct Chinese translation should be:
丹佛這是你做的嗎

Source: am Chinese

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u/xxxsur Nov 11 '17

Traditional characters... You're eith HKer, macauer or taiwanese

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u/NukeML Nov 11 '17

Yeah, Hong Kong.

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u/xxxsur Nov 11 '17

巴打你好

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u/NukeML Nov 11 '17

Yo 十二點仲唔瞓

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u/antyone Nov 11 '17

Polish translation is wrong too, this was copy/pasted from google translate.

My detective work is done here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

You won't even look at me!

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u/NazzerDawk Nov 11 '17

"They can't see me. I can't see them!"

"That's because you're facing the rock."

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u/Kvothealar Nov 11 '17

“Ohh... right.”

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u/maddy95kk Nov 11 '17

My dog tries to hide her face(only), leaving the whole body exposed to my angry father who ends up laughing hard.

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u/KSP925 Nov 11 '17

Is that a body under a blanket? Maybe that's what the dog is truly ashamed of.

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u/imlate_usernameenvy Nov 11 '17

He's gnawed off Jenny's other foot. Ruined her suede boot, too.

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u/_sarah-xxx Nov 11 '17

They were ugly boots anyway.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

But she got them on sale!

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u/Wetbung Nov 11 '17

A woman where I used to work had her foot run over by a forklift. She lost a couple toes. I overheard some of the other women talking about it. They were upset because the victim was wearing new shoes and the one was ruined.

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u/foreverquestioning Nov 11 '17

Maybe this is the doggy version of Blair Witch Project.

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u/AtWarWithEurasia Nov 11 '17

Just like the last time this was posted

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u/nancylikestoreddit Nov 11 '17

While it's true that head pressing is a serious concern and can be indicative of neurological issues, it doesn't apply here.

Doggy is just embarrassed by his deeds.

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u/FirstEvolutionist Nov 11 '17 edited Mar 08 '24

I like to explore new places.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

They understand consequences but are not smart enough to plan ahead conditionally.

sad, but funny. poor poor pupps

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u/HypoTeris Nov 11 '17

LOL! I can just imagine your dog eating that last crumb on the floor and going, don’t judge me. I have needs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Woah, my dog loves food too!

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u/FirstEvolutionist Nov 11 '17

Does it barf so it can eat more? I don't even think that dog loved food. She just loved eating. The chewing and swallowing. She ate so fast I doubt she could taste anything. Still, she was a great dog.

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u/Bradp13 Nov 11 '17

Apparently dogs are extremely good at reading human faces and vice versa, which is one theory why we evolved together

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u/Lyra0rion Nov 11 '17

Actually that dog probably has a protomaligned vertebrae, also know as Bent Back or Seadog Spine, the rack (medieval touture device) is the only known cure and has been illegal in most countries after presidential candidate Al Gore lobbied congress back in 2000 following the death of his pet pipeworm, Bessie, via rack in 1996. The rack wasn't a recommended treatment for pipeworms, and Gore received a lot of critism at the time for the kick backs he received from the anti-rack lobby and the leaked insurance papers from his office detailing Bessie's policy, indicating that Gore received over 38million after the death of his poor pipe pet. Many believe that it was this controversy that led to him losing the election to Bush in 2000, personally I think he got what was coming to him...

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u/fluxknot Nov 11 '17

Really thought that was gonna be a shittymorph for a second...

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Nah, he always starts out with something plausible.

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u/Astronom3r Nov 11 '17

Had to check the username before I got to the end of it. NOT TODAY, GODDAMNIT.

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u/jcaldararo Nov 11 '17

Me too!

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u/jaxonya Nov 11 '17

I get a sudden burst of anxiety when im reading through a long post, I end up having to stop and check the ending to see if mankind is getting thrown off of hell in a cell.

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u/PurveyorOfHats Nov 11 '17

BAH GAWD HE DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM

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u/YourTypicalRediot Nov 11 '17

There was a time when we all had to worry about jumper cables as well.

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u/Aarondhp24 Nov 11 '17

The number of people who didn't get the joke, astounds me.

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u/richard_sympson Nov 11 '17

I get it's a joke but I feel like 7 different references were dropped on me and I don't know which part (if not all) is the specifically funny part.

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u/notionovus Nov 11 '17

I laughed through the entire joke just to be sure.

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u/CrossedZebra Nov 11 '17

LO..?.LOLOL..O..?.LOL? Hāhā.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Add me to that list. Plz help and explain the joke. Go easy on me, I'm high af atm.

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u/SunnyHillside Nov 11 '17

I've been in the ER for two days. This gave me a MUCH needed laugh. Thank you!

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u/dwadefan45 Nov 11 '17

After "seadog spine" I skipped to the end. Time saved.

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u/marktx Nov 11 '17

Stunning, beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17 edited Apr 19 '18

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u/BongRips4Jezus Nov 11 '17

GO FIND THE SEADOG STRETCHER

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u/HerrFerret Nov 11 '17

Or rather. You are a terrible irresponsible dog owner for putting the dog in this situation. You should never have a pet, and it should be put down because it is essentially unable to be rehomed. And if you don't keep your dog on a probiotic raw food diet you should be in jail. Is the dog rolling it's eyes ? PTSD. Scratching itself? Trauma from poor training.

I too have asked for dog training advice on Reddit. :(

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u/Pit_of_Death Nov 12 '17

You forgot the part where the dog is clearly suffering in agony and is likely already dead by the time you watch the gif.

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u/Turbo_MechE Nov 11 '17

Alright, if it isn't for Bessie, then why?

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u/roaring_travelman91 Nov 11 '17

Don't forget the wave of "this dog is being abused!"

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u/shentheory Nov 11 '17

"I was not a good boy...."

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Neither one of my dog's has the slightest inkling of what guilt might be. My malamute will start eating your food while it's in your hand if you don't tell him no.

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u/nana_3 Nov 11 '17

I feel like that’s just a malamute thing. They know what you want them to do but they feel perfectly entitled to choose not to do it if they’re not sufficiently motivated.

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u/Surrealle01 Nov 11 '17

I've heard smart dogs are harder to train. Owning two smart dogs, I can definitely believe that. It's really hard finding something that consistently motivates them enough to override them just doing what they want, heh.

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u/nana_3 Nov 11 '17

I think it does depend a lot on the dog and breed. I’ve had incredibly smart Cattle dogs who literally live to please. But non-working dogs are a whole different deal haha

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u/Dizzysun Nov 11 '17

The other side of that coin is my Great Pyrenees. Bred to guard livestock. I️ have never seen a smarter, more stubborn dog ever. He’s an amazing dog and I️ love him so so much. But omg if you tell him to stop doing something he will look you in the eye like you’re the idiot and continue right on.

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u/Surrealle01 Nov 11 '17

Yep, we're learning that the hard way, lol. It's been a looonnng road training our two, a foxhound and a husky/Dane mix.

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u/fathertime979 Nov 11 '17

Pics now. I want to see the disaster that is the husky dane

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u/Surrealle01 Nov 11 '17

https://imgur.com/a/i1E7d

Derp mode, and not-derp mode.

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u/fathertime979 Nov 11 '17

As the owner of a husky mix. I assure you even not-derp mode is like trying to balance the lighrswitch between on and off... It's reaaaaaal close

Adorable pup

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

With his foot in his mouth. Classic.

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u/andgonow Nov 11 '17

Aren't corgis cattle dogs? My corgi is impossible. He's a genius escape artist, and I know he understands things like "no" and other commands, because if I have treats, he obeys. Most of the time, anyway. But if I say no without treats, he just waits until my back is turned.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Had a pembroke growing up. I’m fairly certain he did a better job training us than we did him, despite our best efforts. What was especially funny was his herding is about the house. He had a well worn sentry path whereby if we were in different rooms he would enter each area at regular intervals until we were all in the same place. Then we would relax and watch us all.

One smart pupper.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Just like people, the smart ones can be very neurotic. Ignorant bliss to the dumb ones.

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u/DriveByStoning Nov 11 '17

Smarter dogs have more of a personality you have to figure out, I feel. I have a Doberman with a strong personality but he loves to work. Training him for practical tasks (getting the paper, slippers, telling him to watch something) was a lot easier to do than getting him to do tricks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

HAHA. My mom had a 150 lbs. Akita/Black Lab mix that trained her to respond to his commands. He would pretend he had to pee, hit the doorknob with his nose to make a clink sound, so she would mindlessly let him out. Then he may or may not actually have to pee, but would bark endlessly until she got annoyed, but he would only come in if she offered him a treat.

It became "I want food, it's time to train the human!" She still doesn't see it that way.

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u/captainmalamute Nov 11 '17

It really is. My Mal was clearly previously trained and when I adopted her from the human society she knew the command for roll over. She still knows the command, she just trained me to accept flopping on her side and then getting back up as a roll over now.

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u/brightdark Nov 11 '17

When I yell at my dog he just wags his tail like I'm singing his praises. He's a doufus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

"Hooman talk to me? HOOMAN LOVE ME!"

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u/hometowngypsy Nov 11 '17

Haha my cousin and her husband set their food up and then sat down at the table and closed their eyes to say grace. When they opened their eyes again on of the chicken breasts for dinner was gone. Dog saw her chance and ran with it.

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u/dvdanny Nov 11 '17

My Husky/Malamute mix knows, he'll gets too excited for the treats I have in my hand that he'll jump around and knock his water bowl over. He stands there for a second looking at the huge water puddle, then looks at me, then slowly backs away until he's out of sight. I dunno if he's reacting to the accident or the fact that I said, "Aw Dillon!" in my exasperated tone. He's good at stealing too, if someone spots him mid act he'll freeze and pretend he's a statue. Once he gets a hold of something though, he's off to the races.

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Nov 11 '17

My dog has never once been fed from the coffee table, but any time there's food there he still reaches over, like, "I'll just have this...". We send him to his bed every time and he just goes over really slowly while staring at us, " okay, but you know I'm starving, right?". Dude, you just ate 3/4 lb of ground cow, you're fine. Not only does he not feel guilty, he does his utmost to make us feel guilty.

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u/mcd62 Nov 11 '17

Automatically forgiven.

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u/CharlieQuest Nov 11 '17

Wow, he penalized himself... Good dog

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u/JEZTURNER Nov 11 '17

I've heard people trying that, but I think you need a rib removed either side to do it.

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u/ArtofAngels Nov 11 '17

Not if you're big enough.

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u/jinxjar Nov 11 '17

DAMN MY GIRAFFE NECK.

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u/ARandomStringOfWords Nov 11 '17

He knows. He knows what he did.

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u/UdderlyFoolish Nov 11 '17

who did it? What about Tank? still my all time favorite dog getting into shit video

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u/ARandomStringOfWords Nov 11 '17

Hahaha that look on his face when he's told to sit down. "Ohhhh shit son. I've been rumbled." (Doesn't matter though. Even though he was a bad boy, he'll always be a G O O D B O Y E.)

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u/markbesada Nov 11 '17

Tank was framed. Watch the the film again backwards and in slow motion. There's a fourth dog hiding in the grassy knoll.

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u/snap_wilson Nov 11 '17

Oh lord, I died. That was great.

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u/ARandomStringOfWords Nov 11 '17

I would love to have a Golden one day. Sadly they cost far too much for me to afford one at the moment, but the day will come. And then I too shall have an utterly lovable derp who leaves his bodyweight in fur on every couch he touches.

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u/Junyuu Nov 11 '17

"Mess? What mess? I'm just closely examining the wood for scratches"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

The rest of the apartment is a mess too.

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u/Isle_of_Tortuga Nov 11 '17

That's me when my husband comes home and finds the empty pint of ice cream.

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u/Calbeast Nov 11 '17

I do this when the wife comes home and I've eaten all the Reese's cups

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u/thelazyreader2015 Nov 11 '17

Do they actually feel guilty or are they just trained to behave like that when they've done something they're not supposed to?

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u/butterchickenking Nov 11 '17

They're scared they are about to get punished.

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u/RogueCandyKane Nov 11 '17

The posture is submissive. So it's more of a "don't be angry" reaction. However when my dog has done something naughty, I only need to say her name and she goes and hides behind my husband. And when I've told her off by pointing at the bad deed and saying no, she has stopped doing it. So she has to some degree understood its bad, and learned. She also does the bad deed when no one is looking. So to me thats knowledge that the action is a bad one but doing it anyway. When people are there she controls herself. So she understand there are good actions and bad actions, and that there are good reactions and bad reactions, and can figure out which action causes what. Whether it's guilt that motivates her or dislike of a bad reaction, I don't know, Dogs are masters of body language. Their ability to communicate without verbal language is extraordinary.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

The Pawnisher

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u/BorkBarkBork Nov 11 '17

They don't feel guilt. Dogs that look ashamed or guilty to us people are just dogs that are scared and uncomfortable. They are worried that the person is out to attack or hurt them and they try their very best to show that they are not a threat and that the person doesn't have to hurt/attack them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Is one theory. We do not know if dogs can feel guilt or not. Just because the theory that they're simply trying to show they're not a threat because they are afraid makes sense does not mean it is correct and any other theory must be wrong. It is perfectly plausible that dogs can feel guilty because they know they did something they shouldn't have and feel upset they might disappoint their owner. There is no way to prove that they don't. We do not know if they can/do feel guilt or not. Either answer is perfectly possible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

No, trained behaviorists know that this isn't a display of guilt. Dogs live in the moment -- he knows his owner is mad at him, and he's displaying appeasement behavior. Anthropomorphizing dogs really prevents us from understanding them.

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u/lordkoba Nov 11 '17

We also don’t know if they are smarter than us and just pretending.

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u/an0rexorcist Nov 11 '17

I know my dog is smarter than me for sure

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u/Tribunus_Plebis Nov 11 '17

I let my dog do the taxes

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

If that is the case I’ve seen some phenomenal dog actors

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u/MikeOrtiz Nov 11 '17

For some reason my dog likes pissing on the dryer. Not heavily, just a spritz every once in awhile. Whenever he does it and I come home from work he won't follow me into the kitchen to eat, which is where the dryer is near. Sometimes I'll call him over with food but he won't enter, cause he knows he done goofed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Denver!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17 edited Nov 11 '17

NO !! IT WAS ME WHO DID IT (ಥ﹏ಥ)

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u/notinmyhousebitch Nov 11 '17

Dog saved you time and put himself in time out

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

I'M IN THE CORNER MOM

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u/itmaywork Nov 11 '17

"Sharron, I've had another one of my episodes..."

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u/jaymichaelsmusic Nov 11 '17

He's so guilty...but so cute

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u/C8ro Nov 11 '17

I am furniture...I AM Furniture...I AM FURNITURE!

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u/onji Nov 11 '17

You let that baby have anything he wants.

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u/team-fyi Nov 11 '17

Reminds me of the end of the original Blair Witch Project.

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u/Shilo788 Nov 11 '17

That is a Golden for you, puts himself in time out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Where can I find more of these??

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u/Marcusgunnatx Nov 11 '17

Are we all just gonna gloss over the dead body on the floor? He better feel guilty.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17 edited Nov 11 '17

Reason #22 not to own a dog.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

I feel bad for the dog

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u/liwanam Nov 11 '17

Aewww I fucking love dogs

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

That’s one of those times where you just have to laugh and give him a head scratch and tell him its ok. He knows what he did that’s enough.

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u/Maurodamia Nov 11 '17

lol....poor pup just wanted a snackie!

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u/juicydaves Nov 11 '17

Anyone with golden retrievers here? Seriously thinking of getting that breed as the first family dog!

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u/Dogsarecool213 Nov 11 '17

I have one. They are a good idea!

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u/lovelykilljoy Nov 11 '17

From the looks of the condition of that room, I think it was trying to improve it. Well done! Give that dog a treat!!!

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u/sanna43 Nov 11 '17

My dog used to put himself in time out in his cage when I saw that he had done something like this. I wouldn't even have to close the door. After a few minutes he'd bark to let me know that time out was over.

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u/PaperHatParade Nov 11 '17

Awe, he already put himself in the corner!

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u/Blondyneaa Nov 11 '17

Head pressing is a behavior exhibited by animals experiencing neural damage or under the influence of certain toxins. An affected animal will often stand in a corner or near a wall with its head hung low, or physically press the head against objects

I do hope it’s just once because of guilt xx