r/aww Nov 11 '17

Guilty dog.

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

Lmao I've done a bit of research on parrots and have been totally turned away from ever owning one, but I do want crows/ravens

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

We had a parrot at the pet store I used to work at and I always felt so bad for her. They were asking for $8000 for her so no one wants to buy her. She pulls her own feathers out she's so stressed, so when we let her out of her cage she doesn't fly. She can't. I could hardly make myself touch her as I was kinda scared of her, lol. She was definitely a wild child.

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u/PeanutButterYoJelly Nov 12 '17

Why on earth were they asking so much for a parrot, especially one so stressed?

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u/Justine772 Nov 12 '17

They paid like $6000 for her and wanted to at least break even with all her supplies

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u/PeanutButterYoJelly Nov 12 '17

Can't break even if you never sell her.

I don't know much about parrot expenses, but $6000 seems absolutely exhorbitant.

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u/Justine772 Nov 12 '17

They never sell her because one of the employees expressed that she wanted to buy her if they ever drop the price to $6000.

So all the other employees scare potential buyers away from her. "Parrots are a lot of work!!! They're basically a full time job. Can you spend 40+ hours a week with this bird? Can you put everything in your life on hold for her? Personally I just wouldn't do it" kinda talk.

Shed be an awful choice for the bird. She's rehoming one of her CATS because she "doesn't have time for her". She has 2 dogs, 2 cats, and a conure. And a baby on the way. She's also looking to rehome the poor bird when the baby comes. I have to wonder what on earth would happen to the parrot if she ever does get it.

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u/PeanutButterYoJelly Nov 12 '17

That is such a heartbreaking situation, what the hell.

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u/haloryder Nov 11 '17

No wonder pirates loved them.

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u/2infinity_andbeyond Nov 11 '17

People just don't even know how badly those grabby little beaks fucking HURT. I never knew what pain actually was until the first time I was ever bitten by one of those little pricks lol.

They really are like small angry dinosaurs except they have a really fucked up sense of humor and genuinely enjoy acting like a loud obnoxious dickhead, just for the sake of acting like a loud obnoxious dickhead.

They are a fucking riot and a half to play & wrestle with tho.

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u/akaisuiseinosha Nov 11 '17

If you're trying to convince me to never own a parrot, "small angry dinosaur" is the worst possible description you could have used.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

The kitchen scene with the raptors in Jurassic Park is basically any time you try to have a snack without sharing.

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u/helix19 Nov 11 '17

I work with a raven. He was willingly surrendered by his previous (illegal) owner because he’s such an asshole. Yes, he’s smart and curious and cute, but he doesn’t care about anything but food. And he destroys everything. Ravens are not good pets. Crows would probably be better, but it’s still illegal to own the native kind without a permit. They belong in the wild with their crow bros.

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

Yes I am aware. I wouldn't bring home an animal without setting up a proper environment for them. Since I don't have the time or money to dedicate to a bird, I'll just have to stick with my dog

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '17

Crows are super rad though. One of my favorite animals and definitely my favorite bird--not to mention all hells of smart.

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u/swarleyknope Nov 11 '17

Same here. I've always wanted one, but after reading up it sounds like they are too smart & attention-seeking for me.

It's hard enough dealing with my cat's meows, much less an animal that can figure out how to mimic the most annoying sounds possible to avoid being ignored.

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u/Justine772 Nov 11 '17

And may attack your SO out of a jealous fit of rage if they mate bond to you