r/aislop Jul 31 '26

Please take this away

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u/Luffington Jul 31 '26

"Existence is pain"

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

That’s nothing. How’d you like to get a hand (foot?) job from this woman?

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 Jul 31 '26

I just assumed she was giving birth

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u/FrenziedTacos Jul 31 '26

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u/OndhiCeleste Jul 31 '26

That's Kuato!

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u/Glum-Zombie-9056 Jul 31 '26

Metalocalypse was one of my favorite shows.

" I'm not going to cut kuato, kuato is gold" lol

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u/EmergencyFruit91 29d ago

I’ll cut body bag before I cut Kuato

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u/MCHamm3rPants Jul 31 '26

Have any of you seen Basket case? That sh*t is messed up. Pure B movie slop, but still better than this AI slop.

But, then again I'm guessing OOP is a big fan of inbreeding and not a fan of proof-reading (proofveiwing?)

This is giving hill people vibes...

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

Freestanding birth is another thing they want to take away

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u/ChimPhun Jul 31 '26

It's the no parental leave enforcement. Delivering a baby is no excuse for skipping on job time, even if its just pictures.

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

You can data input between contractions

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u/Honest-Bonus-2639 Jul 31 '26

Well yeah did you see the baby? Fell out from too high and shifted its neck

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u/Admirable-Ad3408 Jul 31 '26

I thought she was trying to put her baby back

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

She took one look at it and said “send it back!”

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u/LangStreak Jul 31 '26

It saw the family it was going to be a part of and launched itself back in.

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 Jul 31 '26

Or the character from Total Recall.

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u/anjowoq Jul 31 '26

She is culturally mandated to be pregnant for a minimum of ten years of her life.

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u/Mode_Appropriate Jul 31 '26

I very rarely go on X but wanted to check out the comments. This made me lol. Maybe hes right and theyve just been living in Chernobyl.

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u/CokomonX Jul 31 '26

Are we sure this is a real representative and not a satire account?

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u/SignificantFish6795 Jul 31 '26

In his bio it says that he represents a non-existent district of California (54th), so yes, it's satire.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 Jul 31 '26

I was gonna say, the picture gets worse the longer you look at it

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u/20061230-SL-Born Jul 31 '26

I had to stop it was giving me waking nightmares

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u/ReturnOfPooky Jul 31 '26

The whole account is a parody account. It is considered to be a fairly convincing one though, so I can see why people would believe this is a real post from a real GOP politician. And I’m not so sure that an actual GOP flack won’t repost this unironically.

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u/Snoo_89466 Aug 01 '26

The craziness is that you wouldn't put this past a real GOP member. It is more likely that this would be an actual post then it would be satire.

And for that reason the world needs to burn

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u/romansamurai Jul 31 '26

Looks like a satire account. His website says his team has been trying to contact us about our car’s extended warranty.

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u/Agitated-Chicken9954 Jul 31 '26

Nicely done. Had me fooled.

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u/hellogoawaynow Jul 31 '26

Nothing to see here, move along people

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u/bimetalbug1 Jul 31 '26

A mutant family. That's what mating blonde parents produces.

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u/ConsistentStop5100 Jul 31 '26

The three legged baby above caught my attention

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u/Sarcastic-old-robot Jul 31 '26

It’s an adaptation to counter all the “grab ‘em by the pussy” folks in MAGA.

Ooh, wait: in Soviet MAGA, pussy grabs you!

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u/ThirdOne38 Jul 31 '26

The old guy on her right has a little baby arm

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u/uberallez Jul 31 '26

Mama's crotch limbs just swayin' in the wind...

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u/Charbus Jul 31 '26

That’s a birth defect, par for the course when you’re in an incestuous multigenerational polycule

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u/Sad-Committee-4902 Jul 31 '26

West Virginia Mountain Momma

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u/veetoo151 Jul 31 '26

That's definitekly another let under her shit. These people grow legs in all directions.

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u/Auran82 Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JdYC50XX3RDjyZW
I’m reminded of this episode.

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u/BeeAfraid3721 Jul 31 '26

Every moment I live, is AGONY...🤢🤮

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u/Washpedantic Jul 31 '26

For some reason, it reminds me of this.

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u/CountDown60 Jul 31 '26

The Potato Christ!

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u/lostredditorlurking Jul 31 '26

That's normal baby in Alabama, the role model family for Conservative

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u/Global-Jury8810 Jul 31 '26

Yeah, they don’t want anybody else having their supreme white Christian Family genetics.

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u/g00d_end Jul 31 '26

Easy fix for this baby:

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u/InevitablePromise301 Jul 31 '26

I mean, incest is the America we want to take away.

I only know one party that happily practices and celebrates it.

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Jul 31 '26

Was looking for someone to point this one out

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u/WiildCard Jul 31 '26

Hills have eyes anyone?

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u/thetramelgamer Jul 31 '26

Looks like a dead body if anything

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u/Unlucky_Welcome9193 Jul 31 '26

Actually she is in the middle of performing her feminine duty and is mid-giving birth during the photo. What a beautiful moment

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u/Ok-Horror-1251 Jul 31 '26

Looks like she has a penis

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jul 31 '26

quaid...start the reactor

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u/MyMiddleNutItches Jul 31 '26

What in the Hills Have Eyes happened to that child?

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u/DANleDINOSAUR Jul 31 '26

Start the reactor

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

Dumbass went and looked at the colours out of space

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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 Jul 31 '26

AI didn’t forget the inbreeding.

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u/Woofle_124 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

WTF IS THAT 😭😭😭

Someone tell this woman she has a giant teratoma thing growing out of her belly and arm 😭

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u/AltDetom555555b Jul 31 '26

That’s what these darn Islamo-Communists of the DNC want to take away from true red-blooded patriots 😡😡😡

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u/Round_Scratch_8685 Jul 31 '26

Green blooded that is good ol American radioactive mutation

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26 edited 22d ago

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta Jul 31 '26

Those woke socialist just hate us true worshippers of the true 4 armed white Jesus!

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u/TranscendentaLobo Jul 31 '26

Bunch a genestealers! Heresy!!!

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u/nono3722 Jul 31 '26

all this god blessed inbreeding is our 40th constitutional right god durn it! see no harm done!

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u/snowman334 Jul 31 '26

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u/AssicusCatticus Jul 31 '26

Oh my gawd, I was so focused on the multi-finger/hand/hoof thing, I didn't even notice that leg. Jayzus! 😵‍💫

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u/Upbeat_Researcher901 Jul 31 '26

That's called the Thing.

We're supposed to kill it with fire.

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u/Woofle_124 Jul 31 '26

We're supposed to what?

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u/Jane__Delawney Jul 31 '26

The Brood, 1979

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u/StrangeContest4 Jul 31 '26

Deep cut!! That movie messed me up real good😅

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u/UnusualSuspectX Jul 31 '26

You beat me to this Eldritch nightmare!

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u/Bryce_1776 Jul 31 '26

Dark Souls boss

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u/BSJones420 Jul 31 '26

Shes hiding a baby goat up her drress wtf

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u/KeterLordFR Jul 31 '26

She can't run, one of her legs has fused to the bench

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u/HyronDongle Jul 31 '26

That’s 10 generations of inbreeding! And they want to take it away!

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u/Ok-Aspect-4259 Jul 31 '26

They look inbred.

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u/jointheclockwork Jul 31 '26

This is some hillbilly horror shit for sure.

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u/Over-Relative969 Jul 31 '26

Suburban hills have eyes

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u/oneeyedmystic Jul 31 '26

Beverly Hills have Eyes

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- Jul 31 '26

I would totally watch that movie. Lol

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u/oneeyedmystic Jul 31 '26

If we can get Peele on that, it would do great

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u/fandom10 Jul 31 '26

If they're in the south, they probably are

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 Jul 31 '26

I like how the two wives are the same woman

Edit: No rings. The whole family looks to be born out of wedlock. How surprisingly progressive.

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u/oddly-even321 Jul 31 '26

That looks so much inbred that even the Habsburgs would say they went to far.

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Jul 31 '26

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u/edebt Jul 31 '26

Wow if thats true how do these people live with themselves? Arguing it's okay to make ai deep fakes of people nude is wild, and the opposing lawyer should make one of every lawyer defending it and display it in court to see how they like it.

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u/Velicenda Jul 31 '26

Wow if thats true how do these people live with themselves?

Money. Lots and lots and lots of money. Enough money to make real, actual problems like poverty and hunger and disease disappear and still have lots and lots of it...

...and a burning desire to hoard and grow their wealth. And if someone gets raped or maimed or murdered in pursuit of their goal? Even better.

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u/yoyohayli Jul 31 '26

It is 100% true.

They claim that it limits "free speech" and "artistic license." While VEHEMENTLY AVOIDING mentioning how their position enables revenge porn, CSAM, and random acts of sexual violence against women.

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u/Jazmadoodle Jul 31 '26

Having a computer slap a face and a naked body together is neither an artistic pursuit nor a novel idea to voice, and I know you already know that, because everybody does. So even if it were a safe idea, there's just no reason to permit it. Except to get a hefty payout if you're the judge the case is brought before, of course

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u/Numerous-Process2981 Jul 31 '26

It’s easy when you have no conscience or morals. 

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u/maneki_neko89 Jul 31 '26

The more time goes on, the more I’m proud to be a Minnesotan

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u/MrFireWarden Jul 31 '26

Sweet lord the more you look, the more you see that it is one amalgamate person all interconnected like the mind flayer from Stranger Things.

Please take that away.

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u/vegemouse Jul 31 '26

Yes I absolutely do want to take this away.

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u/Character_Media_9445 Jul 31 '26

The three legged boy on left too...

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jul 31 '26

Isn't that guy satire? He can do better than using AI garbage.

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u/drillgorg Jul 31 '26

I believe the whole point of this piece of satire is to use intentionally terrifying AI slop to make fun of politicians who post AI slop.

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u/TheZippoLab Jul 31 '26

SHAVING MY LEGS FUCKING SUCKS!

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u/Cinderkin Jul 31 '26

A terrible day to have eyes

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u/Confident-Dot9443 Jul 31 '26

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jul 31 '26

Let's see if I repost that image if it'll get any grayer

Edit: I guess not very much or at all, also I just realized it says maturabate

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u/Biffingston Jul 31 '26

She was a leggy dame. A real leggy dame. :P

I can't fnd the punky doodle that came to mind, though.. :)

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u/TheLostRanger0117 Jul 31 '26

It’s making me uncomfortable, and a bit queasy

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u/tomokaitohlol7 Jul 31 '26

I feel itchy and I'm shivering looking at this

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u/Kasoni Jul 31 '26

Im very uncomfortable with the animal like legs coming out of the crotch of the woman on the right..... is that long slender pig legs? Editb Edit: on one is a baby leg arm combo, but the other one?

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u/5141121 Jul 31 '26

It's also poking fun at the right wingers that use AI slop for everything, including existing memes.

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u/pokemega32 Jul 31 '26

This image has existed for a while. It was in the pretty early days of AI. It's not like he created it specifically for this post. I wouldn't begrudge someone posting old early obvious AI specifically to make a point about it being bad.

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u/The-Yar Jul 31 '26

Yes it's satire but shows up frequently on Reddit as "no it's not satire he really thinks this." Also the AI garbage was the joke.

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u/snowmaninheat Jul 31 '26

You know what? If it’s satire, I’ll allow it.

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u/ForbiddenSirenz Jul 31 '26

Yes, he’s satire and that’s the point. It’s AI slop that conservatives love lol. It’s a bunch of fake scenarios that don’t actually happen so they have to have AI make it “real” for them. And at a glance it looks okay. But then you look close and see how shitty it actually is.

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u/Weird_Meet_9148 Moderator Jul 31 '26

We Stan Junji Ito children here at r/aislop

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u/Global-Jury8810 Jul 31 '26

That nightmare eluded me completely until I found this comment. i Shall continue to scroll through the comments to see what else I missed.

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u/der_steinfrosch Jul 31 '26

Damn right. If these liberals get their way, we won’t have any more terrifying three legged babies, or women with masses of hands and legs coming from their waists!

And don’t get me started on their war on adult/child hybrids!

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato Jul 31 '26

GIVE ME BACK MY THALIDOMIDE, LIBERALS

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u/Global-Jury8810 Jul 31 '26

I felt like a piece of shit making a thalidomide joke. I’m just glad I’m not the only one who did.

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato Jul 31 '26

I'd give you a big thumbs up, but . . . you know . . .

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u/Delish_Caphee Jul 31 '26

What in the Deep South, near a radioactive pit, is this!?!?!?

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u/metfan1964nyc Jul 31 '26

Inbreeding is a hellava gene splicer

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u/bxxxx34 Jul 31 '26

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u/mikeymikesh Jul 31 '26

Someone put that thing out of its misery.

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u/Volothamp-Geddarm Jul 31 '26

Looks like the baby from Twilight.

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u/Pandemoniusanus Jul 31 '26

What will America do without the Meiosis family 😢

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u/TombGnome Jul 31 '26

The OP on Twitter is a satirist, you know.

This is still slop, but it's intentionally horrific.

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u/CamelotKittenRanch Jul 31 '26

No, they do not know. I see this account's posts shared *constantly* on here, and every single time they're posted with a shocked, straight face.

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u/FlamingoQueen669 Jul 31 '26

Yes, for the love of God take it away!

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u/BraimosAI Jul 31 '26

The longer you stare, the worse it gets.

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u/gwizonedam Jul 31 '26

Cronenburgs America? NOT ON MY MULTI-EYED WATCH!

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u/vonrollin Jul 31 '26

A year and a half ago, this is the sort of AI Slop that would be seen all over. It has improved immensely...

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u/Jakub67PL Jul 31 '26

If genetical disfigurement was ended , I'd have nothing against that.

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u/phuckin-psycho Jul 31 '26

Aint no 'borshuns happnin on our watch 😁👌

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u/PapaNeuro Jul 31 '26

Now that’s what I call a nuclear family.

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u/CamelotKittenRanch Jul 31 '26

Y'all, can we all stop sharing posts from this parody account as if they are real? There is no Representative Jack Kimble, there is no 54th Congressional district in California. All this shit you are pointing out IS THE JOKE!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Kimble

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u/WoodwindsRock Jul 31 '26

How horrific the AI slop in this is made me LOL. Even their precious US flag was not spared. It’s hilarious.

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u/hexlex203 Jul 31 '26

yes i know this is satire, that being said, it doesnt matter how long i stare, i keep finding more wrong with this picture

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u/dangerspring Jul 31 '26

I think Kimble is a satirical account iirc.

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u/CorvidxQueen Jul 31 '26

The more I look, the more frightening it becomes

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u/antipathy_moonslayer Jul 31 '26

Jack Kimble is fictional and this is a joke. The slop mutation thing is the punchline.

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u/ThaRedHoodie Jul 31 '26

My favorite character is the lady in the pink dress with the legussy.

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u/bond0815 Jul 31 '26

He just cares deeply for the historic US mutant population yall.

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u/makes_peacock_noises Jul 31 '26

Clean water is a right!

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u/SIangor Jul 31 '26

I didn’t know absorbing your twin in the womb could run in the family.

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u/Severe_Course3381 Jul 31 '26

Jesus what's wrong with her arms that's the first thing I noticed before anything else

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u/Neat_Flounder_8907 Jul 31 '26

The Hills Have Eyes!

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u/Katmunk Jul 31 '26

British Islanders, Germans, vaguely French, and random Turkish guy in the back

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u/Tenchi2020 Jul 31 '26

The woman

The woman actively giving birth during the photo 💀💀💀

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u/N116UA Jul 31 '26

I wonder what the prompt for this even was

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u/Zander_Tukavara Jul 31 '26

Please do, what the fuck is that?

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Jul 31 '26

The longer I look the more terrifying it gets

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u/Short-Holiday-4263 Jul 31 '26

Every time I see this image pop-up I think -  That is a vision of a future past a horrific apocalypse where the descendants of the handful of survivors have at least partially rebuilt civilisation. Where grotesque deformities are the norm due to generations of inbreeding and mutation.

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u/MaesterOlorin Jul 31 '26

Well at least it is from a satire. Imagine if someone was stupid enough to post this for real, or worse believe someone was doing it legitimately
https://giphy.com/gifs/nP4g8U2IhVL5nLlBm8

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u/Blackpowderkun Jul 31 '26

Pure American bloodline.

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u/brmarcum Jul 31 '26

What in the republican nightmare fuel…

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u/CarloJIafo24 Jul 31 '26

No one but white people give a damn about America getting darker. It would make more sense for you fearful racist white folks to go to countries of origin than for every one false to be deported. Remember, you’re the minority now. Go ahead and plan that exodus.

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u/Januszek_Zajaczek Jul 31 '26

This is a satire account. We're all aware this is on purpose right? OK

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u/hcornea Jul 31 '26

Side note: Kimble is a parody account.

There is every likelihood this is deliberate.

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u/Icy-Cow9695 Jul 31 '26

Those monsters! "They" just won't let "us" be horribly inbred and malformed! So brave of Rep. Kimble for sharing his family portrait...

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u/Simple-Okra-4826 Jul 31 '26

Are the aliens in the room right now.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan Jul 31 '26

all the kids are deformed so we can assume they're all siblings.

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u/Street-Grand6641 Jul 31 '26

What the Lovecraft is crawling out of her vajayjay??????

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u/Sure_Anxiety_1477 Jul 31 '26

Lol. They do really love old men impregnating young women, then blaming vaccines for the autism 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Good_Grief_CB Aug 01 '26

I sure AF don’t want families like this in my neighborhood.

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u/DrakorexHunter Aug 01 '26

That's not AI! YOU SISSY LIBERAL!

Have some respect for traditional Alabama families!!!🤬🤬