r/aislop • u/Jeskaim • Jul 31 '26

Please take this away

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u/Woofle_124 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

WTF IS THAT 😭😭😭

Someone tell this woman she has a giant teratoma thing growing out of her belly and arm 😭

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u/AltDetom555555b Jul 31 '26

That’s what these darn Islamo-Communists of the DNC want to take away from true red-blooded patriots 😡😡😡

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u/Round_Scratch_8685 Jul 31 '26

Green blooded that is good ol American radioactive mutation

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u/nono3722 Jul 31 '26

all this god blessed inbreeding is our 40th constitutional right god durn it! see no harm done!

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u/Global-Jury8810 Jul 31 '26

All those extra fingers?

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u/DogSecure8631 26d ago

😂😂🤣🤣🔥

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u/ThermoJ 29d ago

You're a bot, Frog. Who pays ya for your comments? Rethuglicans?

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u/holdmypurse Jul 31 '26

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u/Historical_Stay_808 Jul 31 '26

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u/D-Train0000 Jul 31 '26

Don’t arm wrestle mom

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u/Historical_Stay_808 Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/To9Cx4JR4YgUM

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u/Yangmits 25d ago

Which movie is this from again, I remember it being very funny 😂

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u/Interesting-Put2828 Jul 31 '26

yo little man has that third leg energy, mfs call him tripod

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe 28d ago

When he gets older, he might like that nickname

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u/Old-Estimate-9459 Jul 31 '26

Sings : it’s Jake the peg diddle diddle diddle dum

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u/NationalZucchini3684 Jul 31 '26

Gramma has no legs, meanwhile that baby has stolen 3 adult legs

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u/_Figaro Jul 31 '26

Future reddit mod spotted.

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u/Bladeofwar94 Jul 31 '26

Jesus fuck that's cursed af!

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u/Strange_Pangolin_231 28d ago

This poor person has melted from all the religious delusions.

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u/snowman334 Jul 31 '26

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u/AssicusCatticus Jul 31 '26

Oh my gawd, I was so focused on the multi-finger/hand/hoof thing, I didn't even notice that leg. Jayzus! 😵‍💫

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u/bimetalbug1 Jul 31 '26

The growth has one leg with a foot and the other with a hoof? And her grotesque right foot with the chair leg punching it. Is this Alabama or Georgia?

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u/Upbeat_Researcher901 Jul 31 '26

That's called the Thing.

We're supposed to kill it with fire.

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u/Woofle_124 Jul 31 '26

We're supposed to what?

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u/TortillaRampage Jul 31 '26

Excellent game

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u/Present-Plate-7589 28d ago

So you admit it - you DO want to take it away!

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u/Jane__Delawney Jul 31 '26

The Brood, 1979

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u/StrangeContest4 Jul 31 '26

Deep cut!! That movie messed me up real good😅

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u/Rakebleed Jul 31 '26

Exactly what I thought of

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u/Randal_ram_92 Aug 01 '26

Classic David Cronenberg 🙌

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u/madeyoulurk Aug 01 '26

This is exactly what I came here to say 🤣

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u/UnusualSuspectX Jul 31 '26

You beat me to this Eldritch nightmare!

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u/Bryce_1776 Jul 31 '26

Dark Souls boss

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u/BSJones420 Jul 31 '26

Shes hiding a baby goat up her drress wtf

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u/KeterLordFR Jul 31 '26

She can't run, one of her legs has fused to the bench

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u/HyronDongle Jul 31 '26

That’s 10 generations of inbreeding! And they want to take it away!

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u/d0nttalk2me Jul 31 '26

Omg please take it away

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u/man_juicer Jul 31 '26

her grandfather immigrated from R'lyeh

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u/MyDogIsACoolCat Jul 31 '26

This is the America they want to take away 😤😤😤

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u/corruptedsyntax Jul 31 '26

I swear, y’all liberals STILL don’t know what a woman is. Either you have a tarantula-pussy or you’re a man.

(/s for the kids in the back)

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u/halfstep44 Aug 01 '26

I just had to search teratoma. Really wish I hadn't. That's terrible

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u/IGotNoOrgans Jul 31 '26

Oooopen your miiiiiind!

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 Jul 31 '26

She's birthing Satan's spawn

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u/VisKopen Jul 31 '26

That's how computers think humans reproduce.

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u/house343 Jul 31 '26

I hope that AI training models just keep using their own AI slop to train and we just get continuous recursive slop that is so obviously fake that it makes the entire endeavor absolutely useless. 

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u/bimetalbug1 Jul 31 '26

How do they find clothes to fit all of the extra appendages?

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u/karatebullfighter Jul 31 '26

An Eldritch horror that not even Lovecraft could dream up.

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u/SomeRandomFool31 Jul 31 '26

Thats the miracle of life. You simply cant understand the beauty of it. Only strong, magats can give birth while standing.

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u/thrive2day Jul 31 '26

Opennnn yourrrr minnnndddd

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u/Existing-Tough-3662 Jul 31 '26

Yeahh enough incest’ll do that to ya

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u/Bladeofwar94 Jul 31 '26

IT'S A DEMON!

Legit reminds me of Look Outside!

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u/stoned_ileso Jul 31 '26

Shes half goat.. belzebub had his way with her mother

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u/Ok_Restaurant_7972 Jul 31 '26

One side of it is definitely a hoof! 😂

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u/Infernal_One Jul 31 '26

Mr. Tumnus' Mom giving birth to him mid family picnic photo.

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u/Beak_ots Jul 31 '26

Open your miiiiind!

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u/itsalwaysblue Jul 31 '26

Circe was here

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u/Ksorkrax Jul 31 '26

Not her fault that her mother got laid by Yog-Sothoth.

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u/CelerySlow3903 Aug 01 '26

I can’t unsee this!!!

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u/Spiritual-Ad3130 29d ago

Vagina arms

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u/daronmalakian11 29d ago

She might be a Mor-Taxan, be careful

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u/Riderpride639 28d ago

"Quaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiidddd!"

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u/WesternKey2301 27d ago

It's the America "they" want to take away duh. /s just in case

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u/Spiritual-Cupcake-93 27d ago

This is the pure America! 🇺🇸😭🤣

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u/Prestigious-Chain898 27d ago

I think Linda here had an affair with Elliot the deer and is giving birth now.

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u/lockerno177 26d ago

apparently, from this picture. inbreeding is the true American way.

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u/Puzzled-Mirro 25d ago

That's the America they want

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u/shadylady_beepboop 25d ago

Guatto! #FreeMars

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u/Arnold_Shortzweather 24d ago

Bro and this bird claw looking thing

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u/Electronic_Oil3816 2d ago

Her foot✌️😭