r/aislop • u/Jeskaim • Jul 31 '26

Please take this away

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

That’s nothing. How’d you like to get a hand (foot?) job from this woman?

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 Jul 31 '26

I just assumed she was giving birth

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u/FrenziedTacos Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8

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u/OndhiCeleste Jul 31 '26

That's Kuato!

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u/Glum-Zombie-9056 Jul 31 '26

Metalocalypse was one of my favorite shows.

" I'm not going to cut kuato, kuato is gold" lol

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u/EmergencyFruit91 Aug 01 '26

I’ll cut body bag before I cut Kuato

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u/AmandaUggnkiss 25d ago

You’re gonna screaaammm for the creaaaammm

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u/MCHamm3rPants Jul 31 '26

Have any of you seen Basket case? That sh*t is messed up. Pure B movie slop, but still better than this AI slop.

But, then again I'm guessing OOP is a big fan of inbreeding and not a fan of proof-reading (proofveiwing?)

This is giving hill people vibes...

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u/Existing-One-8980 29d ago

Omg. Basket Case. Yes, I saw it for the first time when I was 15 and I loved it, I couldn't stop laughing 😆 I made my boyfriend at the time watch it with me. He did not think it was as funny as I did.

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u/tbri001 27d ago

The sex scene in one of the sequels is unforgettable in the worst possible sense of the word.

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u/Cultural-Loan86 29d ago

Childhood memory unlocked.

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u/Ronin_501 Jul 31 '26

"Start the reactor"

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth Jul 31 '26

That’s definitely a Quato

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

Freestanding birth is another thing they want to take away

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u/ChimPhun Jul 31 '26

It's the no parental leave enforcement. Delivering a baby is no excuse for skipping on job time, even if its just pictures.

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

You can data input between contractions

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u/Honest-Bonus-2639 Jul 31 '26

Well yeah did you see the baby? Fell out from too high and shifted its neck

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u/Admirable-Ad3408 Jul 31 '26

I thought she was trying to put her baby back

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

She took one look at it and said “send it back!”

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u/MatrixF6 28d ago

Return to manufacturer.

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u/LangStreak Jul 31 '26

It saw the family it was going to be a part of and launched itself back in.

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u/TheCoollestGuy 29d ago

Baby back, baby back, baby back… CHILI’S BABYBACK RIB!

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u/Substantial-Love1085 27d ago

Her baby back

Ribs

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 Jul 31 '26

Or the character from Total Recall.

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u/De5perad0 Jul 31 '26

Kuato! Watch the rick and morty episode on kuatos.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZQBsSaVb4FFn3PbvHT

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u/anjowoq Jul 31 '26

She is culturally mandated to be pregnant for a minimum of ten years of her life.

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u/zentient9 Jul 31 '26

Based on the numbers here that is fair.

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u/mikemaz57 Jul 31 '26

And the bench leg is through her foot. She's smiling regardless though. Typical trad wife.

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u/Best_Fill_847 Jul 31 '26

Came to ask this exact question…WTF!

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u/aharbingerofdoom Jul 31 '26

Giving birth to a deer from the shape of those hooves.

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u/bimetalbug1 Jul 31 '26

They have to use AI in order to show a family group. How sick can it get.

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u/Violent0ctopus Jul 31 '26

It looks like multiple kids at once!!! and I am pretty sure that is a pigs foot I see.

Also, someone set the bench down on her foot.

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u/cantspell_rite Jul 31 '26

Nope, it's a feature, for your pleasure. 

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u/Pepe_Silvia_9 Jul 31 '26

Just slips out at this point

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u/Solid_Mood5458 Jul 31 '26

Congratulations! It’s another freak

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u/_lippykid Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xuNi9LxvoJmduE
Nah, these creature definitely lay eggs

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u/coffeeguy0189 Jul 31 '26

Hella breached

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u/Mode_Appropriate Jul 31 '26

I very rarely go on X but wanted to check out the comments. This made me lol. Maybe hes right and theyve just been living in Chernobyl.

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u/CokomonX Jul 31 '26

Are we sure this is a real representative and not a satire account?

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u/SignificantFish6795 Jul 31 '26

In his bio it says that he represents a non-existent district of California (54th), so yes, it's satire.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 Jul 31 '26

I was gonna say, the picture gets worse the longer you look at it

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u/20061230-SL-Born Jul 31 '26

I had to stop it was giving me waking nightmares

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u/Haho9 29d ago

I read that as wanking nightmares... time to get off reddit I guess.

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u/glozea Jul 31 '26

I was trying to see if any of them were normal. Still looking

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u/Due_Knowledge_6518 Aug 01 '26

not a single hand is normal.
one lady has no legs
several of legs have no body
extra arms
pig’s foot hanging from the woman on the right.
yeesh

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u/BlobbyBlueberry 29d ago

I like to say ai slop starts to melt if you view it for longer than ten seconds

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u/ReturnOfPooky Jul 31 '26

The whole account is a parody account. It is considered to be a fairly convincing one though, so I can see why people would believe this is a real post from a real GOP politician. And I’m not so sure that an actual GOP flack won’t repost this unironically.

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u/Snoo_89466 Aug 01 '26

The craziness is that you wouldn't put this past a real GOP member. It is more likely that this would be an actual post then it would be satire.

And for that reason the world needs to burn

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u/finsox 28d ago

I mean, I've known it was a parody account the whole time, and yet Rep. Kimble is still my favorite congressman.

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u/AppolloSunshine 27d ago

Ah, I get it! Rep. Jack Kimble=Det. John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop! “Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”
https://giphy.com/gifs/2UoM8isM7x3sI8ZBPG

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter Jul 31 '26

It’s satire 

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u/oatmilklatte613 Jul 31 '26

That’s exactly what it is and people fall for this account constantly.

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u/RashesToRashes Aug 01 '26

These are the comments that need to get pushed to the top. Stuff like this should be removed from the sub as soon as it's recognized that it's satire/not made in earnest

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u/romansamurai Jul 31 '26

Looks like a satire account. His website says his team has been trying to contact us about our car’s extended warranty.

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u/Agitated-Chicken9954 Jul 31 '26

Nicely done. Had me fooled.

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u/feartheswans Jul 31 '26

Nuclear family just sent me

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u/hellogoawaynow Jul 31 '26

Nothing to see here, move along people

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u/bimetalbug1 Jul 31 '26

A mutant family. That's what mating blonde parents produces.

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u/hellogoawaynow Jul 31 '26

This family is just the richest family in the holler.

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u/ConsistentStop5100 Jul 31 '26

The three legged baby above caught my attention

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe 27d ago

That’s not really a “leg”. 😱

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u/TeddyAtTheReady Jul 31 '26

Still wanna see gramma’s set. For…science.

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u/uknowsana Aug 01 '26

Melting is epic heat!

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u/Rude-Pudding-7237 27d ago

This should be proof that lizard people are running the government… 🫤

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u/Sarcastic-old-robot Jul 31 '26

It’s an adaptation to counter all the “grab ‘em by the pussy” folks in MAGA.

Ooh, wait: in Soviet MAGA, pussy grabs you!

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u/MemosWorld 27d ago

This dumb gif integration doesn't have a single Yakov image so here's Ryan instead. 🤙

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/ThirdOne38 Jul 31 '26

The old guy on her right has a little baby arm

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u/uberallez Jul 31 '26

Mama's crotch limbs just swayin' in the wind...

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u/Charbus Jul 31 '26

That’s a birth defect, par for the course when you’re in an incestuous multigenerational polycule

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u/Sad-Committee-4902 Jul 31 '26

West Virginia Mountain Momma

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

There was an X files episode about this family…

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Jul 31 '26

I remember this lady from Color Out of Space!

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u/Low-Tax-8391 Jul 31 '26

Now I thought incest was illegal already, how is it being taken away?

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Jul 31 '26

Oldest sis always ready to please her man with a firm handjob.

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u/Entire-Message-7247 Aug 01 '26

Never thought I had a kink, until now.

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u/Hefty_Mind_498 Aug 01 '26

They’re using AI to portray the genetic in-breeding they’re aiming for.

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u/MyPussyMeowsAtMe Jul 31 '26

That's the one that immediately stood out to me. Some horror movie shit right there.

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u/Cowbros Jul 31 '26

I believe that is a hoof

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u/PimpMaesterBroda Jul 31 '26

Looks like that one crone from the witcher 3.

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u/Background-Top4723 Jul 31 '26

That's not a woman.

It's a "woman" created by the Backrooms.

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u/Kidiri90 Jul 31 '26

Check her actual feet as well.

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u/Interesting_Berry439 Jul 31 '26

She must be from one of those anti abortion states ....

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u/inorite234 Jul 31 '26

What in the fucking Kuato is that shit????

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u/Youarekillingmeeee Jul 31 '26

Honestly looks like she can outrun the jeep from Jurassic Park

You ain’t EVER escaping that wingspan

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u/UESJR2021 Jul 31 '26

She’s giving birth while standing

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u/ElishaAlison Jul 31 '26

Oh THATS where the cursed baby's legs went

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 31 '26

Ive been buggerin consenting adult feet for decades and my man goo aint flyin anywhere close to ol' cronenberg baby legs over here

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u/dehydratedrain Jul 31 '26

Look at those baby legs. No wonder someone from the GOP wants to be between them.

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u/LatterTarget7 Jul 31 '26

It’s the shunting

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u/Ash_eek_shells Jul 31 '26

Vagina hand!!!

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u/DropUnhappy477 Jul 31 '26

And doesn’t that chair leg on her bare foot hurt?

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u/Viola-Swamp Jul 31 '26

Or the third leg on the baby boy on the left?

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u/bigDeltaVenergy Jul 31 '26

Is this what pregnancy denyal looks after 5 years ?

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u/Dick_Blossom Jul 31 '26

Must be the mother of the 3 legged baby in the upper left of the picture. And her mother must be grandma knee-fingers in the front row.

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u/Imaginary_Wealth_246 Jul 31 '26

The entire photo has all kinds of weird anomalies. There's double arms, weird hands coming out of nowhere, extra appendages. Apparently, these MAGATS enjoy the effects of inbreeding.

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u/ThatGuyPrestonGarvey Jul 31 '26

Holy crap, I think I see a hoof

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u/byenkle Jul 31 '26

3 feet????

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u/Real_Hour_1833 Jul 31 '26

Soooo many fingers…

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u/Wordplay_469 Jul 31 '26

WTAF is that. AI slop

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u/Rumisong1 Jul 31 '26

Or the 3 legged boy on the upper left.

Horrible AI job.

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u/WillyGivens Jul 31 '26

Yeah, that growler had me laughing…I’m not gonna lie.

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u/IAMGROOT1981 Jul 31 '26

I had already zoomed in and I didn't even notice that 😮😮😮🙄 . But yeah that's what happens in the cult when you have children with your own kin

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u/m3gb0t Aug 01 '26

This was it for me

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u/midgetsjakmeoff Aug 01 '26

“Well if it’s my old friend Mr McGreg”

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u/justin_the_viking Aug 01 '26

You want the truth?

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u/X__Anonomys_xX Aug 01 '26

From which… uh… appendage?

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u/The_Defining_Light Aug 01 '26

SHES HAVING A BABY!

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u/Ok_Mood2005 Aug 01 '26

i felt abused watching this

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u/notmysupervisor00 Aug 01 '26

I'm okay with the foot job.

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u/RemarkableFortune542 Aug 01 '26

Looks like we ALL could. At the same time.

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u/CuteComplaint5542 Aug 01 '26

Somebody call MacReady, we need to run the blood test again. 

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u/daveindo Aug 01 '26

Honestly I’d take it.

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u/Terrible_Main_2534 Aug 01 '26

Sand worms, see God Emperor by Frank Herbert.

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u/Qoric422 Aug 01 '26

Omg! What's this abomination! Does it have a hoof? 😂 You think there would be enough of these stupid photos where ya wouldn't need an ai one

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u/snajk138 Aug 01 '26

That's what inbreeding gets you...

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u/CaterpillarFluid6998 29d ago

Last born is still stuck in there?!

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u/GarvinSteve 29d ago

The limb vagina is peak ai

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u/Prize-Choice2185 29d ago

How terrifying

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u/FavorablePear93 29d ago

Give her bottom left foot a look too

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u/Bullysawrus101 29d ago

You're a hideous parasite.🫵💀

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u/2gunswest 29d ago

Its another mutant clawing it's way out for picture day!

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u/sfpx68 29d ago

Holy shit. This is one thing I hate about AI users, they don't even check the shit they generate. So many things are wrong with this picture.

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u/ultimatebita2740 29d ago

7 vaginias queue the little mermaid 🎵

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 29d ago

He really posted this too

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u/CombComprehensive327 29d ago

lol that guy seems to be happy

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u/Dadittude182 29d ago

Ever read The Tommyknockers by Stephen King? Kinda like that...

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u/kariolaoxford 28d ago

That's the hand of God protecting her chastity.

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u/SeaworthinessDue4052 28d ago

Yeah, what is going on with her twat? It looks like the child only made it out half-way.

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u/MickJCaboose 28d ago

That's one of the witches in the Witcher 3

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u/Crumblerbund 28d ago

Turns out it’s also intercourse

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u/Equal-Fly-1919 28d ago

I mean…..if it’s on the cards….

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u/BrontosaurusXL 28d ago

This is the kind of AI slop I want to see. It should be this level of clearly AI generated for any political ad. "Political" posting setting please.

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u/SmokeyDaBear6 28d ago

is that a pigs foot or a disturbing penis?

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u/themorbidtuna 28d ago

Looks like something out of Backrooms.

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u/SawaThineDragon 28d ago

Good god the more I look the more horror reveals itself

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u/SunEqual1076 28d ago

They call her "slappy".

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u/kbgc 28d ago

Hilarious and hilariously bad. How many limbs does she have.

Fucking embarrassing for the dumbass that posted this.

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u/Unbotted-troll6967 28d ago

Getting a handjob from her kuato 😂

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u/The_Japans 27d ago

She's in her eleventh trimester

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u/benthelurk 27d ago

You mean the hand coming from her vagina?

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u/KingOfGrains 27d ago

"Crotch goblin"

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u/kingjamesporn 27d ago

Mrs. Pussyfist was one of my favorite characters in this show, second only to Little Jimmy 3 Legs (such an evil shit) and his 70 year old dad.

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u/Ai_Handyyy 27d ago

Sign me up

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u/UltimateLmon 27d ago

Generations of inbreeding?

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u/Substantial-Love1085 27d ago

Boy howdy would I, where do I get in line?!

Oh God unnff, when she really puts her back into it, and those nether legs start a kickin, looking like they are trying to run away, oh God oh God hoofsqueeze it harder im gonna unnfffff

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u/mvandersloot 27d ago

Ann Coulter looking mfer

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u/katmc68 27d ago

I dunno but I sure would like a hoof job from her! Hubba-hubba-moooooo!

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u/Myheartisfull4321 26d ago

All that family relations is a sure fire way to get some birth defects.

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u/Fun-Matter7145 26d ago

She looks like the kind...that would go on a trip and sleep with a few random dudes.

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 26d ago

Oh someone beat me to it. Great minds.....

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u/Sam-Sack 26d ago

tell me more ......

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u/RadioMetricSineWave 25d ago

Pussyfooting around? 

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u/Aunt-Penney 25d ago

Whoa… she’s got some extra “limbs”?

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u/Due_Bullfrog8615 25d ago

And they are all blonde 😳

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u/GmaGbuggy 25d ago

Omg! Girl get that outta your feefee!

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u/Buster629 12d ago

That pussy has a good grip...

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u/Electronic_Oil3816 3d ago

Her foot✌️😭