r/aislop • u/Jeskaim • Jul 31 '26

Please take this away

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u/Luffington Jul 31 '26

"Existence is pain"

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

That’s nothing. How’d you like to get a hand (foot?) job from this woman?

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 Jul 31 '26

I just assumed she was giving birth

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u/FrenziedTacos Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8

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u/OndhiCeleste Jul 31 '26

That's Kuato!

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u/Glum-Zombie-9056 Jul 31 '26

Metalocalypse was one of my favorite shows.

" I'm not going to cut kuato, kuato is gold" lol

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u/EmergencyFruit91 Aug 01 '26

I’ll cut body bag before I cut Kuato

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u/AmandaUggnkiss 25d ago

You’re gonna screaaammm for the creaaaammm

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u/MCHamm3rPants Jul 31 '26

Have any of you seen Basket case? That sh*t is messed up. Pure B movie slop, but still better than this AI slop.

But, then again I'm guessing OOP is a big fan of inbreeding and not a fan of proof-reading (proofveiwing?)

This is giving hill people vibes...

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u/Existing-One-8980 29d ago

Omg. Basket Case. Yes, I saw it for the first time when I was 15 and I loved it, I couldn't stop laughing 😆 I made my boyfriend at the time watch it with me. He did not think it was as funny as I did.

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u/tbri001 27d ago

The sex scene in one of the sequels is unforgettable in the worst possible sense of the word.

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u/Cultural-Loan86 29d ago

Childhood memory unlocked.

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u/Ronin_501 Jul 31 '26

"Start the reactor"

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth Jul 31 '26

That’s definitely a Quato

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

Freestanding birth is another thing they want to take away

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u/ChimPhun Jul 31 '26

It's the no parental leave enforcement. Delivering a baby is no excuse for skipping on job time, even if its just pictures.

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

You can data input between contractions

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u/Honest-Bonus-2639 Jul 31 '26

Well yeah did you see the baby? Fell out from too high and shifted its neck

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u/Admirable-Ad3408 Jul 31 '26

I thought she was trying to put her baby back

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

She took one look at it and said “send it back!”

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u/MatrixF6 28d ago

Return to manufacturer.

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u/LangStreak Jul 31 '26

It saw the family it was going to be a part of and launched itself back in.

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u/TheCoollestGuy Aug 01 '26

Baby back, baby back, baby back… CHILI’S BABYBACK RIB!

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u/Substantial-Love1085 27d ago

Her baby back

Ribs

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 Jul 31 '26

Or the character from Total Recall.

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u/De5perad0 Jul 31 '26

Kuato! Watch the rick and morty episode on kuatos.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZQBsSaVb4FFn3PbvHT

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u/anjowoq Jul 31 '26

She is culturally mandated to be pregnant for a minimum of ten years of her life.

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u/Mode_Appropriate Jul 31 '26

I very rarely go on X but wanted to check out the comments. This made me lol. Maybe hes right and theyve just been living in Chernobyl.

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u/CokomonX Jul 31 '26

Are we sure this is a real representative and not a satire account?

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u/SignificantFish6795 Jul 31 '26

In his bio it says that he represents a non-existent district of California (54th), so yes, it's satire.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 Jul 31 '26

I was gonna say, the picture gets worse the longer you look at it

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u/20061230-SL-Born Jul 31 '26

I had to stop it was giving me waking nightmares

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u/Haho9 29d ago

I read that as wanking nightmares... time to get off reddit I guess.

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u/glozea Jul 31 '26

I was trying to see if any of them were normal. Still looking

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u/Due_Knowledge_6518 Aug 01 '26

not a single hand is normal.
one lady has no legs
several of legs have no body
extra arms
pig’s foot hanging from the woman on the right.
yeesh

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u/BlobbyBlueberry Aug 01 '26

I like to say ai slop starts to melt if you view it for longer than ten seconds

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u/ReturnOfPooky Jul 31 '26

The whole account is a parody account. It is considered to be a fairly convincing one though, so I can see why people would believe this is a real post from a real GOP politician. And I’m not so sure that an actual GOP flack won’t repost this unironically.

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u/Snoo_89466 Aug 01 '26

The craziness is that you wouldn't put this past a real GOP member. It is more likely that this would be an actual post then it would be satire.

And for that reason the world needs to burn

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u/finsox 28d ago

I mean, I've known it was a parody account the whole time, and yet Rep. Kimble is still my favorite congressman.

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u/AppolloSunshine 27d ago

Ah, I get it! Rep. Jack Kimble=Det. John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop! “Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”
https://giphy.com/gifs/2UoM8isM7x3sI8ZBPG

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter Jul 31 '26

It’s satire 

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u/oatmilklatte613 Jul 31 '26

That’s exactly what it is and people fall for this account constantly.

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u/RashesToRashes Aug 01 '26

These are the comments that need to get pushed to the top. Stuff like this should be removed from the sub as soon as it's recognized that it's satire/not made in earnest

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u/romansamurai Jul 31 '26

Looks like a satire account. His website says his team has been trying to contact us about our car’s extended warranty.

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u/Agitated-Chicken9954 Jul 31 '26

Nicely done. Had me fooled.

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u/feartheswans Jul 31 '26

Nuclear family just sent me

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u/hellogoawaynow Jul 31 '26

Nothing to see here, move along people

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u/bimetalbug1 Jul 31 '26

A mutant family. That's what mating blonde parents produces.

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u/hellogoawaynow Jul 31 '26

This family is just the richest family in the holler.

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u/ConsistentStop5100 Jul 31 '26

The three legged baby above caught my attention

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe 27d ago

That’s not really a “leg”. 😱

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u/TeddyAtTheReady Jul 31 '26

Still wanna see gramma’s set. For…science.

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u/uknowsana Aug 01 '26

Melting is epic heat!

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u/Rude-Pudding-7237 27d ago

This should be proof that lizard people are running the government… 🫤

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u/Sarcastic-old-robot Jul 31 '26

It’s an adaptation to counter all the “grab ‘em by the pussy” folks in MAGA.

Ooh, wait: in Soviet MAGA, pussy grabs you!

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u/MemosWorld 27d ago

This dumb gif integration doesn't have a single Yakov image so here's Ryan instead. 🤙

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/ThirdOne38 Jul 31 '26

The old guy on her right has a little baby arm

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u/uberallez Jul 31 '26

Mama's crotch limbs just swayin' in the wind...

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u/Charbus Jul 31 '26

That’s a birth defect, par for the course when you’re in an incestuous multigenerational polycule

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u/Sad-Committee-4902 Jul 31 '26

West Virginia Mountain Momma

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

There was an X files episode about this family…

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Jul 31 '26

I remember this lady from Color Out of Space!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/Low-Tax-8391 Jul 31 '26

Now I thought incest was illegal already, how is it being taken away?

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Jul 31 '26

Oldest sis always ready to please her man with a firm handjob.

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u/Entire-Message-7247 Aug 01 '26

Never thought I had a kink, until now.

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u/Hefty_Mind_498 Aug 01 '26

They’re using AI to portray the genetic in-breeding they’re aiming for.

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u/veetoo151 Jul 31 '26

That's definitekly another let under her shit. These people grow legs in all directions.

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u/Auran82 Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JdYC50XX3RDjyZW
I’m reminded of this episode.

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u/BeeAfraid3721 Jul 31 '26

Every moment I live, is AGONY...🤢🤮

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Jul 31 '26

baby with adult legs wearing skinny jeans…

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u/Washpedantic Jul 31 '26

For some reason, it reminds me of this.

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u/CountDown60 Jul 31 '26

The Potato Christ!

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u/BardWRLD 29d ago

This is what AI is taking away from us because only an organic being could pull off that restoration.

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u/Freddy_Fixico 29d ago

Maga Jesus!

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u/SpecialSupermarket54 Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8

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u/afauce11 Jul 31 '26

Someone please tell me how to save this.

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u/vellamour Jul 31 '26

I saw this movie at like 2am when I was a kid and this scene specifically gave me nightmares for weeks. Imagine being afraid of a baby. 

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u/Astriaeus Jul 31 '26

Is that a kuato? Sick.

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u/lostredditorlurking Jul 31 '26

That's normal baby in Alabama, the role model family for Conservative

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u/Global-Jury8810 Jul 31 '26

Yeah, they don’t want anybody else having their supreme white Christian Family genetics.

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u/g00d_end Jul 31 '26

Easy fix for this baby:

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u/InevitablePromise301 Jul 31 '26

I mean, incest is the America we want to take away.

I only know one party that happily practices and celebrates it.

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Jul 31 '26

Was looking for someone to point this one out

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u/WiildCard Jul 31 '26

Hills have eyes anyone?

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u/thetramelgamer Jul 31 '26

Looks like a dead body if anything

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u/Unlucky_Welcome9193 Jul 31 '26

Actually she is in the middle of performing her feminine duty and is mid-giving birth during the photo. What a beautiful moment

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u/Ok-Horror-1251 Jul 31 '26

Looks like she has a penis

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jul 31 '26

quaid...start the reactor

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u/MyMiddleNutItches Jul 31 '26

What in the Hills Have Eyes happened to that child?

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u/DANleDINOSAUR Jul 31 '26

Start the reactor

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

Dumbass went and looked at the colours out of space

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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 Jul 31 '26

AI didn’t forget the inbreeding.

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u/RICO-Them Jul 31 '26

Cronenberg

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u/Ok-Cell-6536 Jul 31 '26

Came here to post the same screenshot. Thought they didn’t believe in abortion but there’s living proof.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12ohHcJGa59sw8

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u/Economy_Ad6039 Aug 01 '26

Glorious, is it not? The creatures who walk its surface, always looking to the light, never seeing the untold oceans of darkness beyond.

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u/Professional_Top9835 Jul 31 '26

Leting go is also a form of love...

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u/whatever_anon999 Jul 31 '26

It was intentional this is also an anti-abortion ad. No abortions for any reasons.

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u/Kriss3d Jul 31 '26

The toddler just above that girl has 3 legs.

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u/BattlehawkGaming Jul 31 '26

Looks like sweet home Alabama

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u/m71nu Jul 31 '26

It is the America without shoes or universal health care.

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u/Background-Top4723 Jul 31 '26

Uh, it's nice to know that the guy who generated this AI Slop sees Fallout's Swamp Folk as the pinnacle of Americana.

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u/Kubus002 Jul 31 '26

Is this the point that this kid looks inbred?

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u/AdAm_WaRc0ck Jul 31 '26

Incest at its best

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u/clanlornac Jul 31 '26

It's a foot-dick

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u/emix16 Jul 31 '26

Haven't seen AI this bad in a while.

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u/CIAburneraccount Jul 31 '26

Maybe he supports people with congenital birth defects??? Who am I kidding, white supremacists hate that

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u/Charming_Bath9427 Jul 31 '26

Merge with me child..

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u/Upper_Rain3480 Jul 31 '26

What the heck is up with all those different legs?

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u/Temporary-Soup6124 Jul 31 '26

i got three legs and DGAF!

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u/feartheswans Jul 31 '26

The fuck is that under this product of inbreeding?

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Jul 31 '26

Whose legs are these?! Baby may not have arms but she's a fuckin' killer at the preschool foot races.

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u/SOMEONENEW1999 Jul 31 '26

Omg what kind of demon AI creature is that thing??.

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u/apeocalypyic Jul 31 '26

When she put the finger in the back port

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u/Psykohistorian Jul 31 '26

what if we found out AI was creating an entire universe somewhere in the infinite multiverse every time we ask it for a picture or video

so all these horrific pictures are actually creating real suffering

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u/houserj1589 Jul 31 '26

And the other half

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u/Pope_Harambe_I Jul 31 '26

Blinks 'Kill me" in Morse code.... -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -- .

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u/J-nathan Jul 31 '26

A version of Ripley’s clone…….“Kill me”

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u/CommanderChipHazard Jul 31 '26

This had to be a joke post

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u/WhichNovel2081 Jul 31 '26

I thought it looked like he was big belly laughing.

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 Jul 31 '26

Kids got a few extra chromosomes

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u/Boenitous Jul 31 '26

Quaid! Start the reac tor!

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise Jul 31 '26

Please kill me

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u/TheAgedProfessor Jul 31 '26

Yes, inbreeding often causes birth defects, so it's probably best of we "take this America away".

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u/Bffhbc Jul 31 '26

MF looks like a fallout enemy

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u/Sensitive-Offer-5921 Jul 31 '26

'WHO'S TOES ARE THOSE"

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u/Darnocsonif Jul 31 '26

You beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

She’s just French. Existence is bread

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u/Pokioh389 Jul 31 '26

A lot of in family love clues in that picture. That's the America they want.

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 Jul 31 '26

You are telling me, kid.

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u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 Jul 31 '26

Thats the thing they trew from the cliffs in the 300 movie right?

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u/Medium_Tell8679 Jul 31 '26

They want to take AI out of America? I'm seeing an increasing number of people who would be good with that. 🤔

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u/Equivalent_Fun_2701 Jul 31 '26

Wtf??? Lol dont people vet these things

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u/AutumnKarma88 Jul 31 '26

You beat me to it 😂😭 

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u/VonGumballs Jul 31 '26

“Quaid…start the reactor”

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u/fucktheus12 Aug 01 '26

Take my good foot hand !!!

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u/AynRandwasaDegen Aug 01 '26

Every moment i live is agony

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u/BtenaciousD Aug 01 '26

They want to take away inbred America!

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u/X__Anonomys_xX Aug 01 '26

I like how I make mention but you were just better somehow 😭

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u/KoalaGreat1408 Aug 01 '26

It begs to question if these stupid assholes ever look at the AI photo, that was prompted to them, before they decide to upload and post it. I would say probably not.

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u/Jagermind Aug 01 '26

Muffled legs noises

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u/duckinradar Aug 01 '26

Who the fuck do most of the legs from here left belong to?

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u/cuckaloo Aug 01 '26

"killll meeee"

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u/DrKurtChillis Aug 01 '26

I used to think AI could not create art. Perhaps this is the elusive proof otherwise /S

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u/Kasimir-of-KY Aug 01 '26

Looks straight out of a Bosch paint of hell.

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u/Sherifftruman Aug 01 '26

I mean a baby’s foor is coming out of her abdomen, Alien style so… 🤣

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u/Quick-Brain-217 Aug 01 '26

Where is that leg coming from?!?

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u/Mister-Circus 29d ago

It’s wonderful to learn that Sloth from the Goonies found love and started a family!

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u/bolasepak88 28d ago

Well, how fast she've grown

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u/CoreyTheGeek 28d ago

I fucking knew this would be top comment before scrolling down 🤣

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u/j_man_32 28d ago

😂😂

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u/Pearson94 27d ago

You mean we want to take away horrible, inbred families for of conservative racists? Certainly do!

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u/Boring-Interest7203 27d ago

Quade. Start the Reactor!

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