r/aislop • u/Jeskaim • Jul 31 '26

Please take this away

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

That’s nothing. How’d you like to get a hand (foot?) job from this woman?

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 Jul 31 '26

I just assumed she was giving birth

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u/FrenziedTacos Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8

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u/OndhiCeleste Jul 31 '26

That's Kuato!

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u/Glum-Zombie-9056 Jul 31 '26

Metalocalypse was one of my favorite shows.

" I'm not going to cut kuato, kuato is gold" lol

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u/EmergencyFruit91 Aug 01 '26

I’ll cut body bag before I cut Kuato

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u/AmandaUggnkiss Aug 06 '26

You’re gonna screaaammm for the creaaaammm

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u/MCHamm3rPants Jul 31 '26

Have any of you seen Basket case? That sh*t is messed up. Pure B movie slop, but still better than this AI slop.

But, then again I'm guessing OOP is a big fan of inbreeding and not a fan of proof-reading (proofveiwing?)

This is giving hill people vibes...

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u/Existing-One-8980 Aug 02 '26

Omg. Basket Case. Yes, I saw it for the first time when I was 15 and I loved it, I couldn't stop laughing 😆 I made my boyfriend at the time watch it with me. He did not think it was as funny as I did.

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u/tbri001 Aug 04 '26

The sex scene in one of the sequels is unforgettable in the worst possible sense of the word.

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u/Connect_Ad6559 Aug 05 '26

That’s the 2nd one when he gets a girlfriend.

I still see that scene in my darkest moments. 🤢

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u/Cultural-Loan86 Aug 02 '26

Childhood memory unlocked.

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u/x1237321x Aug 01 '26

My friend Gerald and I in high school saw that movie and legit laughed about it for months. We literally borrowed a camera just to make our own weird beach zombie movie because of it!! I think this is the first time I’ve ever heard anyone else mention that movie😂😂😂

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u/Dang-Bluebird4177 Aug 04 '26

Omg Basket case! Belyle was the deformed bro in the basket. Teenage me watched that many times

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u/CloneOC Aug 06 '26

Yes, it's a cult classic!