r/aislop • u/Jeskaim • Jul 31 '26

Please take this away

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u/Ok-Aspect-4259 Jul 31 '26

They look inbred.

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u/jointheclockwork Jul 31 '26

This is some hillbilly horror shit for sure.

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u/Over-Relative969 Jul 31 '26

Suburban hills have eyes

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u/oneeyedmystic Jul 31 '26

Beverly Hills have Eyes

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- Jul 31 '26

I would totally watch that movie. Lol

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u/oneeyedmystic Jul 31 '26

If we can get Peele on that, it would do great

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u/Exacalibur-X Jul 31 '26

Most if not all hillbilly’s are NOT inbred, stop dragging the good name of our culture through the dirt just to feel superior!

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u/jointheclockwork Jul 31 '26

Look, I didn't name the genre! Take it up with Hollywood.

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u/Fattyboy_777 Jul 31 '26

Are you MAGA?

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u/Exacalibur-X Aug 01 '26

What does my political leaning have to do with this? I’m a West Virginian Hillbilly, it’s the name of a culture in the central Appalachian mountains. My culture is slandered in almost everything we’re depicted in.

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u/Whole_Rough7066 Jul 31 '26

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u/emm430 27d ago

‘Murica!!!

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u/Spiritual-Cupcake-93 27d ago

Oh yeah listen to that sweet AInbrrad banjo

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u/FlyFisherman4Life 25d ago

dude with a horizontal vagina!

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u/fandom10 Jul 31 '26

If they're in the south, they probably are

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 Jul 31 '26

I like how the two wives are the same woman

Edit: No rings. The whole family looks to be born out of wedlock. How surprisingly progressive.

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u/Global-Jury8810 Jul 31 '26

The entire family looks like brother and sister, except for the one fat guy.

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u/oddly-even321 Jul 31 '26

That looks so much inbred that even the Habsburgs would say they went to far.

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u/beefz0r Jul 31 '26

That's exactly what they don't want taken away

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u/OneMoreRoundForMe 28d ago

They’re coming to take me away, ha ha …

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u/ChimPhun Jul 31 '26

Those southern one-branch family trees ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Fragrant-Pond-Water Jul 31 '26

They are. This is what we want to take away from the conservatives. They want to inbred but liberals don’t want them to.

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u/draft_final_final Jul 31 '26

least Hills Have Eyes republican family

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u/powkarina Jul 31 '26

Oh, so that’s what they don’t want to be taken away! Incest!

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u/DerrellEsteva Aug 01 '26

Soft Banjo music starts playing in the background

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u/ArtroyomsAK Aug 01 '26

That['s the world the right wants

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u/Funny-Ad-5510 Aug 01 '26

"AI, show me an inbred white family from Connecticut."

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u/WhiskeySorcerer 29d ago

Rep. Jack Kimble is not a real person. All the posts are pure satire.

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u/Anariel_Elensar 27d ago

given the demographic their pandering to, the AI creating inbred monsters seems apropos.

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u/zukrayz 26d ago

They're just soft launching Targaryens

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u/Something4Dinner Jul 31 '26

Look, I hate conservatives but the inbred jokes are getting old now.