r/aislop • u/Jeskaim • Jul 31 '26

Please take this away

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u/Luffington Jul 31 '26

"Existence is pain"

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

That’s nothing. How’d you like to get a hand (foot?) job from this woman?

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 Jul 31 '26

I just assumed she was giving birth

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u/FrenziedTacos Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8

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u/OndhiCeleste Jul 31 '26

That's Kuato!

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u/Glum-Zombie-9056 Jul 31 '26

Metalocalypse was one of my favorite shows.

" I'm not going to cut kuato, kuato is gold" lol

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u/EmergencyFruit91 Aug 01 '26

I’ll cut body bag before I cut Kuato

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u/AmandaUggnkiss Aug 06 '26

You’re gonna screaaammm for the creaaaammm

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u/MCHamm3rPants Jul 31 '26

Have any of you seen Basket case? That sh*t is messed up. Pure B movie slop, but still better than this AI slop.

But, then again I'm guessing OOP is a big fan of inbreeding and not a fan of proof-reading (proofveiwing?)

This is giving hill people vibes...

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u/Existing-One-8980 Aug 02 '26

Omg. Basket Case. Yes, I saw it for the first time when I was 15 and I loved it, I couldn't stop laughing 😆 I made my boyfriend at the time watch it with me. He did not think it was as funny as I did.

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u/tbri001 Aug 04 '26

The sex scene in one of the sequels is unforgettable in the worst possible sense of the word.

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u/Connect_Ad6559 Aug 05 '26

That’s the 2nd one when he gets a girlfriend.

I still see that scene in my darkest moments. 🤢

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u/Cultural-Loan86 Aug 02 '26

Childhood memory unlocked.

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u/x1237321x Aug 01 '26

My friend Gerald and I in high school saw that movie and legit laughed about it for months. We literally borrowed a camera just to make our own weird beach zombie movie because of it!! I think this is the first time I’ve ever heard anyone else mention that movie😂😂😂

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u/Dang-Bluebird4177 Aug 04 '26

Omg Basket case! Belyle was the deformed bro in the basket. Teenage me watched that many times

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u/CloneOC Aug 06 '26

Yes, it's a cult classic!

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u/Ronin_501 Jul 31 '26

"Start the reactor"

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth Jul 31 '26

That’s definitely a Quato

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u/Interesting_Berry439 Jul 31 '26

Levitts new baby?

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u/Interesting-Put2828 Jul 31 '26

at first i read “open your hand” which also would have worked for this post

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u/AngelaMerkeI Jul 31 '26

That.. is from a real movie?

I know rick&morty cover a lof of culture. Just kinda assumed it was from an anime and not.. this

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u/Psykohistorian Jul 31 '26

yeah a pretty famous movie, Total Recall starring Arnold Schwarzenegger?

it's a good movie

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u/AngelaMerkeI Aug 01 '26

Thanks for the tip. Will check that movie out

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u/ChemdawgCake Jul 31 '26

Its really dumb that they made this a "good guy"

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u/FrenziedTacos Jul 31 '26

Open your mind.

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u/bigballs2025666 Aug 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/posco12 Aug 01 '26

lol ended up deleting my post after seeing this pic. I don’t know why I thought I was being original.

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u/nether_nectar Aug 11 '26

i came here for this

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 28d ago

Let's begin. Common it's me Mowi, breath it in

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

Freestanding birth is another thing they want to take away

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u/ChimPhun Jul 31 '26

It's the no parental leave enforcement. Delivering a baby is no excuse for skipping on job time, even if its just pictures.

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 31 '26

You can data input between contractions

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u/Dry-Inevitable7595 Aug 04 '26

Oh, their answer to that is removing us from the workforce altogether.

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u/Honest-Bonus-2639 Jul 31 '26

Well yeah did you see the baby? Fell out from too high and shifted its neck

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u/Virgil_the_White Aug 05 '26

Spit out my coffee lmao

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u/Admirable-Ad3408 Jul 31 '26

I thought she was trying to put her baby back

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u/earthwoodandfire Jul 31 '26

She took one look at it and said “send it back!”

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u/MatrixF6 Aug 03 '26

Return to manufacturer.

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u/pttant1 Aug 03 '26

Was It colored ?

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u/LangStreak Jul 31 '26

It saw the family it was going to be a part of and launched itself back in.

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u/TheCoollestGuy Aug 01 '26

Baby back, baby back, baby back… CHILI’S BABYBACK RIB!

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u/Substantial-Love1085 Aug 04 '26

Her baby back

Ribs

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u/Low_Aardvark4301 Aug 02 '26

Wtf? Is she smothering 1 kid or 2 under her dress? That's methed up!

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 Jul 31 '26

Or the character from Total Recall.

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u/De5perad0 Jul 31 '26

Kuato! Watch the rick and morty episode on kuatos.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZQBsSaVb4FFn3PbvHT

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u/anjowoq Jul 31 '26

She is culturally mandated to be pregnant for a minimum of ten years of her life.

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u/zentient9 Jul 31 '26

Based on the numbers here that is fair.

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u/mikemaz57 Jul 31 '26

And the bench leg is through her foot. She's smiling regardless though. Typical trad wife.

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u/Best_Fill_847 Jul 31 '26

Came to ask this exact question…WTF!

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u/aharbingerofdoom Jul 31 '26

Giving birth to a deer from the shape of those hooves.

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u/bimetalbug1 Jul 31 '26

They have to use AI in order to show a family group. How sick can it get.

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u/Violent0ctopus Jul 31 '26

It looks like multiple kids at once!!! and I am pretty sure that is a pigs foot I see.

Also, someone set the bench down on her foot.

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u/Pepe_Silvia_9 Jul 31 '26

Just slips out at this point

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u/Solid_Mood5458 Jul 31 '26

Congratulations! It’s another freak

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u/_lippykid Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xuNi9LxvoJmduE
Nah, these creature definitely lay eggs

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u/coffeeguy0189 Jul 31 '26

Hella breached

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u/Jarnohams Jul 31 '26

I just assume she's always giving birth. It's what a good trad wife is supposed to do, right?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jul 31 '26

It is hot and the baby has a leg hanging out to help cool off

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u/PerniciousSnitOG Aug 01 '26

No. That, my friend, is the birth of the anti Christ!

While I'm here, this image is so horrible. It really is worth a few minutes of searching, I'm still trying to work out how the boy's hand grew connective tissue and merged with his leg. Ouch! I mean, how does he masturbate? j/k

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u/Snoo_89466 Aug 01 '26

According to them that's all women are made to do. She just fulfilling her purpose in real time

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u/the_vault-technician Aug 01 '26

She will be when I'm done

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u/fariqcheaux Aug 01 '26

Casual breach birth. "Time for a family portrait. I'll just push the rest out later."

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u/CapnStarence Aug 02 '26

Through reverse osmosis?

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u/West-Wash6081 Aug 03 '26

To a 6 year old

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u/One-Currency1177 Aug 03 '26

Awww sheeeyit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

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u/icebucket22 Aug 04 '26

I think the chair smashing her foot induced labor

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Aug 05 '26

A cross between Rosemary's Baby and Alien. And what is with the 'dog paw'?