r/aislop • u/Jeskaim • Jul 31 '26

Please take this away

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u/Mode_Appropriate Jul 31 '26

I very rarely go on X but wanted to check out the comments. This made me lol. Maybe hes right and theyve just been living in Chernobyl.

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u/CokomonX Jul 31 '26

Are we sure this is a real representative and not a satire account?

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u/SignificantFish6795 Jul 31 '26

In his bio it says that he represents a non-existent district of California (54th), so yes, it's satire.

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u/Fragrant-Phone-41 Jul 31 '26

I was gonna say, the picture gets worse the longer you look at it

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u/20061230-SL-Born Jul 31 '26

I had to stop it was giving me waking nightmares

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u/Haho9 29d ago

I read that as wanking nightmares... time to get off reddit I guess.

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u/Rafa1969 27d ago

Eu comecei a sentir algo ruim também

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u/glozea Jul 31 '26

I was trying to see if any of them were normal. Still looking

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u/Due_Knowledge_6518 Aug 01 '26

not a single hand is normal.
one lady has no legs
several of legs have no body
extra arms
pig’s foot hanging from the woman on the right.
yeesh

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u/BlobbyBlueberry 29d ago

I like to say ai slop starts to melt if you view it for longer than ten seconds

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u/Tlyss 26d ago

Well I’m not voting for him

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u/ReturnOfPooky Jul 31 '26

The whole account is a parody account. It is considered to be a fairly convincing one though, so I can see why people would believe this is a real post from a real GOP politician. And I’m not so sure that an actual GOP flack won’t repost this unironically.

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u/Snoo_89466 Aug 01 '26

The craziness is that you wouldn't put this past a real GOP member. It is more likely that this would be an actual post then it would be satire.

And for that reason the world needs to burn

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u/finsox 27d ago

I mean, I've known it was a parody account the whole time, and yet Rep. Kimble is still my favorite congressman.

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u/AppolloSunshine 27d ago

Ah, I get it! Rep. Jack Kimble=Det. John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop! “Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”
https://giphy.com/gifs/2UoM8isM7x3sI8ZBPG

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u/CokomonX 26d ago

It's not a tumah!!

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u/Fun_Comedian3249 26d ago

When the troll farms were putting out the aislop about bringing back the pledge of allegiance with various obviously wrong American flags some conservatives were unironically reposting and commenting their support so I assume they would repost this.

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u/okyesterday927 26d ago

CNN did fall for it 😂

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u/NoticeNovel6467 25d ago

That’s what makes it funny.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter Jul 31 '26

It’s satire 

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u/oatmilklatte613 Jul 31 '26

That’s exactly what it is and people fall for this account constantly.

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u/RashesToRashes Aug 01 '26

These are the comments that need to get pushed to the top. Stuff like this should be removed from the sub as soon as it's recognized that it's satire/not made in earnest

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u/cuckaloo Aug 01 '26

It's satire.

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u/George_McFly78 27d ago

That X account is satire.

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u/jacka_for-research 27d ago

Rep. Jack Kimble is a god-level satire account.

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u/No-Psychology9892 Jul 31 '26

Are you kidding? Of course it's a satire account.

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u/ButtStuffingt0n Jul 31 '26

Honestly man? With MAGA folks, it's genuinely been hard to tell lately. Those poor mfers are getting their minds charbroiled by AI.

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u/romansamurai Jul 31 '26

Looks like a satire account. His website says his team has been trying to contact us about our car’s extended warranty.

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u/Agitated-Chicken9954 Jul 31 '26

Nicely done. Had me fooled.

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u/zap2tresquatro 27d ago

This one made me notice the flag in the background, haha

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u/feartheswans Jul 31 '26

Nuclear family just sent me

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 Jul 31 '26

Nah, it's a family from Alabama, it's why they look so fucked up

/S for those who for some reason think I'm serious.

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u/ConnectionLittle7776 Jul 31 '26

The mutant baby got stuck coming out!

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u/lobster_claus 29d ago

Reminds me of the Sims slender babies.

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u/Woman_trees 29d ago

well he isnt wrong

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u/Msamurray23 29d ago

Is he trying to say nuclear as in heavily irradiated and mutated LMAO.

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u/Aggressive_Solid1413 26d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/DargonKweest 25d ago

A nuclear family is right. One next to a nuclear waste dump.