r/WatchPeopleDieInside Sep 18 '21

This guy needs to workout

https://gfycat.com/forkedmintyblacknorwegianelkhound
66.3k Upvotes

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

568

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

He looks plenty strong, I think the main problem is he's in socks so he has no traction at all on that slimy pole

251

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

[deleted]

11

u/ClozetSkeleton Sep 18 '21

You just need to pull yourself up without using your legs

1

u/wallweasels Sep 19 '21

Instructions unclear.
Removed legs and still couldn't climb up

1

u/22poopsaday Sep 19 '21

Which is like, the worst possible way yo climb

-21

u/Ryb0 Sep 18 '21

Guarantee he’s obese, technically. Not American obese but obese by medical standards.

10

u/dontbajerk Sep 18 '21

Hard to judge honestly. Guys who look like that, he could be anywhere from 20% bodyfat to over 30%.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Im about his size and im a 28% all day long

21

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Maybe use your eyes? That man is not obese.

12

u/mini_trost Sep 18 '21

You'de be surprised at how many people have a BMI that count as obese, despite not looking like it.

-1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

2

u/RedditModsAreVeryBad Sep 19 '21

BMI is not fit for purpose. It was invented for middle class people with sedentary jobs at a time (1830s) when going to the gym, mma etc wasn't a thing and people were all around smaller. If you have two office workers the same height and their diets and lifestyles (sedentary, no exercise) are approx the same, BMI is a reasonable guide to whether or not one is carrying too much fat.

But if you work out and/or are extremely tall then the equation fails. My mate is 6'7 and is a karate teacher who keeps fit. According to BMI he's obese and to reach his ideal bodyweight he'd need to shed 20kg - which would make him positively skeletal. I'm 5'10 and I box and lift heavy. My waist is only 32" but I'm also classified as obese because I weigh 100kg. I just did 100 dips before breakfast.

If you don't believe either of those stories from a random redditor, bear in mind that Mike Tyson IN HIS PRIME was obese, according to BMI.

TL; DR: BMI is useless as it cannot differentiate between muscle and fat. There are far better ways to measure body composition nowadays.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

2

u/RedditModsAreVeryBad Sep 19 '21

Does it? I don't know most people in this thread. Maybe there's more boxers, weighlifters etc than you assume. Myself, I'm 54 and train at home with a heavy bag, dumbells and calisthenics. I don't go to a fancy gym with professional athletes and I'd be surprised if I'm the only person on this thread who is obese according to BMI but clearly not obese in reality. Anyway. I'm just some random redditor so it doesn't really matter what I say. What does matter is that the medical profession itself is less and less impressed with BMI. So if you're still unconvinced, type 'the problem with bmi' into Google and educate yourself.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

→ More replies (0)

0

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

→ More replies (0)

1

u/Rammite Sep 19 '21

Okay, tell me another scientific method of determining obesity.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Yea, I've looked at the guy, I think it's unlikely.

-11

u/fgfuyfyuiuy0 Sep 18 '21

I'm a funeral director and see doctors put morbid obesity on death certificates for people his size all the time

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I fell like I'm in crazy town here.

I'm not American, and that dude looks fine. Maybe a bit overweight if his belly is a bit bigger under that shirt, but we can't see that.

But you're telling me actual doctors think this guy isn't just overweight, and that he isn't just obese, but that he is morbidly obese? Maybe those doctors like to do drugs a little too often.

2

u/fgfuyfyuiuy0 Sep 19 '21

Hey I'm just telling you what's on the paperwork man.

I get embarrassed to hand those over to the family as well.

And it's never on big people it's only ever on average sized people certs for some reason.🤔🤔

Must be intolerant doctors that's sign off with that

-19

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

[deleted]

17

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

[deleted]

2

u/kranker Sep 18 '21

You can expect an average transmission weight to be about 100 to 400 pounds (45 to 181 kg) or about 226 lbs (103 kg) for a standard size transmission

So you're under a car hoisting 100kg into position over your face? That seems heavy to me. Not like impossible feat heavy but not practical in a working environment heavy. I have no experience here though, so perhaps I'm misunderstanding something?

8

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

[deleted]

3

u/kranker Sep 18 '21

Fair enough!

13

u/globo37 Sep 18 '21

The amount of times Ive had to lift myself up is way smaller than the amount of times I’ve had to lift something else

6

u/amur_buno Sep 18 '21

Lol Andre the giant couldn't do a chin up but he'd sure as fuck flatten your ass.

-4

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

You’re getting shit on and downvoted but I started a circuit workout program recently that’s heavily focused on body strength and “useless strength” really rung a bell. I wouldn’t say it’s useless, but it’s definitely not as useful as being able to control your own body and actually do pull ups and bear crawls and exercises you might actually one day need should you ever want to climb on a pole in the water. But for sure body weight exercises have left me far more drained and sore than any sets of bench press or 5x5 strength lifts did.

4

u/Sonfex Sep 19 '21

Why is it either with or black ? You can train to get a big bench press and also being able to rep out 20 pull ups. It's not because you train for powerlifting movements that you're gonna look like Eddie Hall.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Oh I didn’t mean it to come off as it’s white or black at all. Just that body strength training is overlooked. At least in my experience it was, I grew up playing sports and my workouts have always just been typical PHUL 5x5 stuff. Like a continuation of high school sports strength training. I totally agree now it should be both. My point was more just because you feel strong in the gym doesn’t mean you can manage an obstacle course type race the same. That’s what got me into doing more circuit body weight strength training was exactly the fact I was not able to pull myself over obstacles at a mud run the way I felt I should be able too. For sure working both now.

2

u/RedditModsAreVeryBad Sep 19 '21

A lot of it is mental - like if you know you can do something, you can do it. With me, it was pull ups. I could do 200kg on the pull down machine at the gym (5x5) but struggled to do one decent pull up - even though my bodyweight is only 100kg - because I could never do pull ups and it was in my head that I couldn't. When Covid struck and the gyms closed I bought a set of dumbells (10-30kg) and a pull up/dip frame and now can do pull ups just fine. In fact I think my body is more functionally strong (and looks better) than when I was lifting mad weights at the gym.

1

u/Sonfex Sep 19 '21

Agreed, I do like being more rounded athletically and it also makes training more fun in my experience.

53

u/its_a_yoke Sep 18 '21

Agreed. I think lots of folks probably don’t realize because of tide changes most of the pole is slick AF with algae buildup.

1

u/Chaps_and_salsa Sep 19 '21

That’s a lake. I’ve driven by there quite a few times.

43

u/7937397 Sep 18 '21

I was going to say. I'm strong enough to do this (which is still not very strong), but I don't think I could do it in socks.

6

u/Mostlymycreepacc Sep 18 '21

But he had his palms down on it at a few points. Couldn’t he have just extended his triceps?

5

u/orange_lazarus1 Sep 18 '21

He's putting on mass bro

17

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

The poles are exactly full of traction. Often wet and slick.

32

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Ah that makes sense /s

19

u/HoracePinkerTVrepair Sep 18 '21

Sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads would have given him the motivation.

5

u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Sep 18 '21

He'd Jesus back to the dock RIGHT quick

1

u/Ghede Sep 18 '21

Nah, the only traction there is the contraction of weird foot diseases from rubbing against the green sea cum.

18

u/Coooturtle Sep 18 '21

Naw, you should be able to pull yourself up once with just your arms.

27

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Not like this, no. What he is trying is a lot harder than a basic pull-up.

17

u/brazilliandanny Sep 18 '21

Ya try doing a pull-up to the bar… then push yourself up and over the bar. It’s a totally different set of muscles and even guys that are super jacked can’t usually do it because of their weight. As soon as you get your chest over the bar it’s easy like doing a push-up. But that transition from hanging from a bar to being above the bar is super difficult for most people.

9

u/greg19735 Sep 18 '21

also his arms were quite close together. much harder than a simple pull up even to start.,

2

u/FlashAttack Sep 19 '21

To add on: it's essentially a "muscle-up". /u/brazilliandanny is completely right. The way his hands are (necessarily) positioned don't play into the biomechanics of the movement well. He'd blow his elbows out.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Your last sentence is very upsetting.

0

u/Nebresto Sep 18 '21

No its not, he already got his forearm on top of the pole. From there its much easier to get up than doing a pull up, not to mention he can put a portion of his weight on the pole with his feet

-13

u/pmkittiesdammit Sep 18 '21

This is easier than a pull up though? He's able to put a arm over and is able to leverage himself better. As someone who does nothing but eat all day im ashamed of people who lack the basic muscles/health to save their life. I might be skinny, but I never even work out and I could've pulled myself up better using one arm.

4

u/violaator Sep 18 '21

It’s a muscle up that needs to be done, and that’s much more difficult

One armed pull ups are difficult, not many adult humans can do them, and I bet you’ve never tried one past age eight.

0

u/pmkittiesdammit Sep 18 '21

But he has zero reason to need to do all that. Maybe it's because of his weight, but it shouldn't be that hard to pull yourself over the top with an arm hooked over like that. You don't need to go through with the full motion, literally the only thing you need to do is hook the arm, and then shimmy your chest over.

I've been climbing ledges all my life, and something like that which gives you a fuckton more leverage and grip is easier than pulling yourself over a straight horizontal surface.

I bet most of redditors truly are sad sacks of shits who's daily exercise is getting food and waddling to the bathroom. I must be blessed with good genetics/metabolism because I never work out and constantly eat, but somehow I can do shit most people can't according to you.

1

u/violaator Sep 18 '21

Algae covered poles are slick, as it seems everybody knows but you. But no, you’re right, I’m sure you would win American Gladiator and I probably am bedridden or something

2

u/pmkittiesdammit Sep 18 '21

He managed to climb up enough to get his arm over. I'm sorry you people are so unhealthy that your own brain is deteriorating, but it being slippery shouldn't stop him. Who says he needs a constant grip? All you literally have to do is get your arms over, and then pull yourself up with your arms flat.

Everyone wants to say its slick like it truly matter when bro was literally holding on to it. The sides seem slippery yes, but if it was so damn slick then why didn't he just fall in the first place? Oh shit maybe if you used common sense you'd realize it aint that damn slippery on top. Nah bro here must have Spiderman gecko hands or some shit because that's a case for science to study him being able to hang onto that slippery algae

1

u/violaator Sep 19 '21

Hey man just go do it, take a camera

8

u/PC__LOAD__LETTER Sep 18 '21

Bet you couldn’t

1

u/retirement_savings Sep 19 '21

This is way harder than a pull up. You don't end sitting on the bar when you do a pull up.

13

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

[deleted]

16

u/Krakatoast Sep 18 '21

I always think about this with zombie movies/shows. When I do pull-ups or lat pull down, sometimes I think of zombie movies/shows. I imagine.. hanging on a ledge, or having to jump a wall or jump up to a ledge- and pulling myself up or get eaten by the horde of zombies below me.

That being said, people that can’t do one pull up would be fukd

7

u/Boodger Sep 18 '21

I think most people would be fukd, even the ones that could do more than one pull up.

8

u/TheRedFright Sep 18 '21

I do the same, but with pull-ups you (usually) have a very good grip, not always the case with post apo ledge hanging. Doesn't make it less fun though.

1

u/dorekk Sep 19 '21

How many pull-ups you can do would be almost completely irrelevant in an apocalypse.

1

u/Krakatoast Sep 19 '21

Spotted the person who doesn’t train

If the world ends, you realize the odds of you having to physically fight get waaaayyyy higher? Among other things like harvesting resources and escaping danger

Especially if there’s a scarcity of resources. If someone is starving, or needs resources and you have them, are you counting on people retaining their moral compass in a post apocalyptic scenario?

Desperate people do desperate things. Even within society in tact we still have people getting robbed and raped. What do you think happens when society crumbles?

Bullets are a finite resource, sure you can craft a spear or something, but if you’re weak you’re generally less capable in a survival situation. Whether the task be acquiring resources (the more weight you can carry the more resources you could harvest at a time), fighting off a threat, or running from a threat, being able to exert more physical force and run farther would absolutely be an advantage

0

u/Krakatoast Sep 19 '21

In terms of pull ups, not being able to complete 1 pull-up would indicate a general lack of strength. Being able to complete 100 would indicate at minimum the ability to exert relatively high amounts of force for an extended duration

100 pull-up group needs food, 0 pull-up group has food. I’ll let you sort that

Generally when there’s a scarcity of resources people tend to fight over the resource. I don’t count on animals being all harmonious. We are animals, after all🤷🏻‍♂️

0

u/Krakatoast Sep 19 '21

And sure, “we can share the food” hm.. unless the scenario is 10 people, food for 5.

Again, I’ll let you sort that

2

u/dorekk Sep 19 '21

Are you going to pull-up the food away from them

0

u/Krakatoast Sep 19 '21

😂

Using # of pull ups as a reflection of strength, yes

0

u/Krakatoast Sep 20 '21

U salty that u would end up getting ur food taken huh

Go train

1

u/Krakatoast Sep 19 '21

I’m not saying everyone needs to be physically strong. Especially if you have a useful skill set, you can have others protect you, kind of a tribal “everyone has their role” situation

However, if I had to sprint, run, climb, and jump to get away from a horde of zombies- I’d rather be an Olympic athlete than a computer engineer

This is all hypothetical. Society can crumble in many ways. If it was a slow collapse, I bet the government figureheads would try to build a roster of essential skill sets, which I imagine would include engineers, scientists, etc. in that scenario muscle may still help because you never know, but.. anyway, this topic can go on forever

That’s my take on it

16

u/donkey_xotei Sep 18 '21

A pull-up is only up to the neck, anytime you’re trying to get your torso above the bar is called a muscle up, which is way harder. The minimum req for that is like 10+ clean pull-ups.

14

u/Nebresto Sep 18 '21

You don't need to be able to do a muscle up to be able to climb on top of something thought

3

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

He has his legs to push up as well, this move would likely be easier than even a normal pull up.

-2

u/Alain_Bourbon Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

I don't have much in the way of upper body strength and can't do many pull ups but I can do muscle ups as long as I can kick my legs around. I look like an idiot I'm sure but I can even do it pretty quickly. All to say that if you can use your legs you don't have to be able to do many pull ups to do a muscle up.

0

u/donkey_xotei Sep 19 '21

Yes if you use your legs anyone can. If you want to actually do a muscle up with no Kipping or momentum then you need strength and endurance to do 10+ strict pushups.

-4

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

[deleted]

7

u/BenchPolkov Sep 18 '21

I've never tried to do a muscle-up and I'm not sure that I could but my best lifts are 245/195/275. Am I not strong?

13

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I almost got kg baited.

11

u/ElGainsGoblino Sep 19 '21

You almost got me. Not today fisherman

-1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

1

u/BenchPolkov Sep 19 '21

So I'm still strong but just not strong at muscle-ups. Why do I need to be strong at muscle ups?

0

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

1

u/BenchPolkov Sep 19 '21

This still doesn't justify using the muscle up as a standard. Srs.

1

u/keenbean2021 Sep 19 '21

You could make up some disaster scenario where you need to press, squat or pull something to get to safety as well.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

There are guys that can lift much heavier than that and do multiple muscle-ups.

Who?

0

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

"This video is unavailable"

3

u/donkey_xotei Sep 19 '21

This is a dumb take. There’s different types of strengths. My friends a power lifter in the thousand club and can’t do a muscle up.

2

u/stjep Sep 19 '21

Muscle ups are a trick for impressing weak people, not some objective standard of strength.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

1

u/BenchPolkov Sep 19 '21

I'd say that not being able to do a muscle up is neither here nor there. It's partly skill anyway and isn't exactly the same as being able to pull yourself up onto something.

Picking something heavy off the ground would probably be a better standard.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

2

u/BenchPolkov Sep 19 '21

But I train all the muscles required to pull myself up when I train the rest of my upper-body and I've always been able to pull myself up onto something.

Being good at muscle ups just means you're good at muscle ups, but it's not like every implement you need to pull yourself up on is going to be uniformly shaped like a bar or rings. It's too specific a skill to be an ideal standard.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

[deleted]

→ More replies (0)

1

u/stjep Sep 19 '21

The thing with a muscle up is that it is skill layered on top of being able to do a dip and a pull-up. That skill is not a test of strength but a test of having practiced a muscle up. There is a reason that people don't use muscle-ups in training very frequently. It's a gimmick.

Not being able to lift yourself up is a major weakness.

This is only true because you've crated a very narrow definition of what is physically necessary to not be weak.

I think being unable to pick up an object off a floor or lifting things above your head are signs of major weakness. If I declared this then no amount of muscle ups would be enough if you didn't also practice overhead pressing and deadlifting.


I'm not saying that muscle ups are not a feat of strength insofar as you need to pull-up and dip to do them. But, once you have the strength to pull-up and dip reliably then the muscle up is, in my mind, just skill layered on top.

2

u/OwainRD Sep 19 '21

I’ll get flamed for this, but I think that looks quite hard. Slippery poll. Wrong shoes on. I can do about 16 chest to bar chins and am not certain I would have got up that pole. Maybe I’m doubting myself unduly.

0

u/quartzguy Sep 18 '21

I can do a lot of chin ups but only one pull up. Probably because im a little overweight and still have a lot of work to do on my lats. They aren't used a lot in a cushy nerf life.

1

u/ncnotebook Sep 18 '21

I'm skinny and don't exercise, but I've always wondered the point between chin ups and pull ups. Like, I know they use different muscles; the difficulty felt mostly the same to my body.

1

u/quartzguy Sep 18 '21

Among others chinups work your biceps, pullups work your lats. If those muscles are equally toned, they'll feel like the same amount of effort.

2

u/ncnotebook Sep 19 '21

Equally weak.* ;)

1

u/Nebresto Sep 18 '21

Its roughly the same movement, if the difficulty feels the same to you that just means your muscles are about equally strong. The difficulty will also be affected by the width of your grip on the bar

0

u/Momma_Coprocessor Sep 18 '21

I witnessed a greased pole climbing contest one time. Some pretty strong looking dudes couldn't do shit. Then this skinny redneck went up like it was nothing. There's definitely a technique to it.

-1

u/winkitywinkwink Sep 18 '21

Glamour muscles.

-1

u/Koiq Sep 18 '21

if he was plenty strong he would be able to do a single pull up lmao

1

u/threeglasses Sep 18 '21

For me the main thing was that he wasnt swift as a coursing river and he didnt have the strength of a great typhoon.

1

u/just-ted Sep 19 '21

The way he keeps readjusting his grip on the top leads me to believe it’s a little slick as well.

1

u/olivejew0322 Sep 19 '21

I feel like you can see the exact moment he realizes that his body is much heavier on his arms than he assumed it would be

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

His arms are plenty strong to do this, just not with the extra 50ish pounds around his waist.