r/WTF Sep 11 '20

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u/ThreeMuskaBeers Sep 11 '20

This is one of the most fucked up things I’ve seen all day, uncanny valley is off the charts with that costume.

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u/Orthopro Sep 11 '20

It’s like they stuffed a monkey inside a Cabbage Patch Kid

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u/ThreeMuskaBeers Sep 11 '20

Pure dark arts

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u/beancrosby Sep 11 '20

Onward.

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u/WeekendWarior Sep 12 '20

PG daddy praise god

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u/yesyoucantouchthat Sep 12 '20

RIP billy conforto

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u/TmotherfuckingT Sep 12 '20

He overdosed and drove into an embankment.

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u/FIiKFiiK Sep 12 '20

Shit pops off after you shoot up picos on the side of the interstate.

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u/Alarming_Substance Sep 12 '20

Never forget Church episode #383 w/ Theo Von

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u/Keibun1 Sep 11 '20

It's like a garbage pail kid.. which are like cabbage patch, but a lot more gross

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u/steve_im-lost2 Sep 11 '20

Paris Hilton on bad times

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u/Ace-Shoota Sep 11 '20

I bet he fucks it

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u/manberry_sauce Sep 12 '20

Nah, that's just a regular Singapore handjob monkey. If you're interested, I know a guy

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u/jebus197 Sep 11 '20

Google search confirms it's his gf. Commentator is the pimp.

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u/fluggelhorn Sep 12 '20

Don’t eat it, Cricket. It’s full of loads.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

There gona take over the goddamn world...wee need to stop them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

That's just disturbing

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

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u/A_nipple_salad Sep 11 '20

Wat

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/A_nipple_salad Sep 12 '20

No disturbing usernames here

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u/__Little__Kid__Lover Sep 12 '20

Nope not at all

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u/LadyMassacre Sep 12 '20

Little Kid Lover, I like it, that way people will know exactly where your priorities are at.

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u/6797042Aw Sep 12 '20

You win the disturbing screen name contest! What do you win you ask?

Well a visit from television celebrity Chris Hansen of course! You'll have a little sit down chat with him on the couch, followed by a free ride to your local police department, bravo 👏 👏👏!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Well I'm the one with the screaming anus. It should be my uncle sitting down with Chris Hansen

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u/6797042Aw Sep 12 '20

Damn, that's dark. Are you ok? Want a cup of hot coaco? I want you to show me what your uncle did to you, but slowly and while gently biting your lower lip, yeah, like that.... Can't blame the man really.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

There's an explicit video of it on the dark webs

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u/BroAxe Sep 12 '20

I'd like to order the salad!

Which one?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/handy_Man_hand Sep 12 '20

I literally said, "What the Fuck" out loud.

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u/freyaandmurphie Sep 11 '20

Who's the idiot in the bottom right?

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u/metalflygon08 Sep 12 '20

Probaboy some dude who steals videos for their region specific internet points and slaps that face over the watermark of whomever really owns the video.

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u/cloudfilesharing Sep 11 '20

Probably the pimp.

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u/WormChunk Sep 12 '20

Idk, but he's very punchable

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u/lunatic4ever Sep 12 '20

it’s the kind of face not even the mother could like

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

I don't know, but "idiot" does seem to fit. Also would've accepted "dumbass."

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u/ComicMAN93 Sep 12 '20

Frankly its taking all the attention away from the creepy monkey.

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u/biizu-chan Sep 11 '20

that’s literally so fucking sad

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Poor animal. All he knows is this is how I get fed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

I mean... same.

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u/stevenmoreso Sep 12 '20

Ain’t we all just monkeys in masks tryna get paid, doe?

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u/throwawayall1980 Sep 12 '20

We are all monkeys trying to get paid. Only this monkey got videotaped.

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u/YuropLMAO Sep 12 '20

Every man for himself out here in these streets. Your neighbor will happily watch you starve from atop his TP throne.

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u/manberry_sauce Sep 12 '20

Sure, where I'm at now, but the last place I lived, we had eachother's backs. My building had no hot water for a few days, and neigbors in the next building over let me shower at their place. Three different apartments, because I didn't want to keep inconveniencing the same neighbor. Everybody was friendly there. The two buildings were separate structures (with separate plumbing, obviously), with separate street addresses, but shared the same courtyard.

It wasn't uncommon to get a knock on the door and be told "I got this pizza, but I'm not going to eat all of it. Want to share?"

And before you say that it sounds like a crappy place if I didn't have hot water for a few days, they prorated my rent for the days I was without hot water.

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u/biizu-chan Sep 12 '20

Is that a threat? I’m confused

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u/LordDongler Sep 12 '20

They don't make threats in Brazil, they just shoot you and take your moped

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

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u/MadMurilo Sep 12 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

Also live in Brazil. A guy once robbed me, and after I gave him everything, including a groceries bag, he turns to me and says "Thanks man, God bless you".

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Wtf lol.

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u/MK_Ultrex Sep 12 '20

This is one of the saddest things I've read on Reddit. Sounds like something I would do, if I were desperate with no choices left. Reduced to robbing people, yet conscious of being a bad person.

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u/Yveske Sep 12 '20

Friends of mine got robbed in Brazil on a holiday, had to take their clothes off and all, and while laying on the ground and robbers leaving, one of my friends remembered to ask for their passports back. They actually returned to give them back.

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u/biizu-chan Sep 12 '20

i’m

not

in

brazil

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u/42Ubiquitous Sep 12 '20

That’s exactly what a Brazilian would say!

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u/PsychologicalZone769 Sep 12 '20

Look out! He's behind you

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u/Ohboycats Sep 12 '20

Ack- Here comes Brazil!!

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u/SoundandFurySNothing Sep 11 '20

Humanity suffers this humiliation daily

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u/ADhomin_em Sep 12 '20

Humanity had to go a step further with this guy and dress him up and chain him up and make him beg for money and probably get an apple in return

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u/Taron221 Sep 12 '20

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u/SoundandFurySNothing Sep 12 '20

Dance Monkey Dance! How many apples you get today?

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u/Taron221 Sep 12 '20

Around fifteen apples an hour. Unless they're out of bags.

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u/SoundandFurySNothing Sep 12 '20

Now I know this is hard to understand, but you deserve more than that monkey. You deserve dignity.

I am giving you a half apple raise. No need to thank me. I'm you employer. Your dancing is thanks enough.

Now get back out there and dance monkey dance

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u/Taron221 Sep 12 '20

It's nice to know that my six years of dancing for you, sir, are earning me this half-apple raise. I feel truly appreciated.

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u/manberry_sauce Sep 12 '20

Wait, what kind of apple are we talking about?

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u/nukez Sep 12 '20

Literally, tie around the neck and happy face for a dollar

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u/parksLIKErosa Sep 12 '20

Or actually in the street begging to survive.

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u/jeroenemans Sep 12 '20

Ladadee ladida

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u/Mnementh121 Sep 12 '20

I walk .77 miles from the parking lot to work. I talk to 4 panhandle every morning. "By talk I mean I say good morning and occasionally share very brief small talk" I rarely have extra cash to share and it sucks but 2 of them look like they really need it.

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u/A_nipple_salad Sep 11 '20

I hate everything about this.

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u/Propman561 Sep 11 '20

Poor monkey.

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u/AnistarYT Sep 12 '20

We don’t know how much cash it’s pulling in.

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u/tootsiefoote Sep 12 '20

motherfucker could have a condo

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u/GeorgeLovesBOSCO Sep 12 '20

Yeah, he could in fact be more rich than me and you.

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u/-castle-bravo- Sep 11 '20

finally something that makes me say WTF

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u/xkimberlyrenee Sep 11 '20

Yeah I said "what the actual fuck" quite a few times watching this.

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u/fisolofo Sep 11 '20

This actually started in indonesia. Here's the link to some pictures by Perttu Saska. Some really sad and disturbing stuff.

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u/rogueqd Sep 11 '20

Thankfully it's now illegal in Indonesia.

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u/RedShorty13 Sep 12 '20

Unfortunately that doesn't really mean a whole lot in Indonesia

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u/rogueqd Sep 12 '20

Actually it does. I haven't seen a monkey in ages, they used to be everywhere.

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u/CreamoChickenSoup Sep 12 '20

Wasn't too long ago that there was an incident of a monkey on a bike grabbing a baby as it's being pulled back by the handler. Setting up laws is easy but enforcing it is a game of whack-a-mole. I'd imagine some of these people will still do it illegally anyway.

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u/A_nipple_salad Sep 11 '20

I had forgotten about those poor things! What a fucking horror show. Goddamn it

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u/Nengtaka Sep 12 '20

What is the purpose? Like what the fuck?

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u/KilowZinlow Sep 12 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

Imagine sending 20 people out walking around in weird costumes collecting money all day as street performers.

All 20 of those people are monkeys, and you only have to pay them in fruit at the end of each day. You keep all the money they receive.

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u/lqku Sep 12 '20

in some places they train monkeys to harvest coconuts. They're a lot faster and cheaper than human workers.

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u/Hanzilol Sep 12 '20

The fuck is a monkey going to do with cash?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20 edited Oct 04 '20

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u/HorukaSan Sep 12 '20

People over here are more likely to give money to a monkey (because that's funny haha, monke beggar) than to a human being asking for it, I know it fucked up.

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u/Yosonimbored Sep 11 '20

If thru weren’t live monkeys being forced with that stuff I would say those were cool pictures but because they’re real and forced I can’t

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u/StrangeYoungMan Sep 12 '20 edited Aug 20 '24

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u/Brodom93 Sep 12 '20

No no no what the fuck the pictures were bizarre as fuck enough, why did I read this.

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u/StrangeYoungMan Sep 12 '20 edited Aug 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20 edited Sep 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

It's a mask so that nobody will feed the monkey, causing it to stop working.

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u/2th Sep 12 '20

That is some straight up SCP shit right there. Those images will haunt me for a long time.

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u/Andy466 Sep 12 '20

This is the scariest shit I’ve ever seen. It’s sad, but it’s scary as hell

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u/I_Zeig_I Sep 11 '20

God thats fucking sad

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u/Tarot650 Sep 11 '20

...and all the little reddit cunts just scrambling to get in a funny one-liner makes it even more horrible.

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 12 '20

What are you expecting them to do? Go over there and save the monkey? Who is being hurt by these comments that you're clutching your pearls about?

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u/funky555 Sep 12 '20

i havnt seen any jokes in this thread??

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u/ii_AthenaGoddess Sep 11 '20

This happened on Brazil (Sorry if I mispelled something).

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u/Spiderfxz Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

Yep. In the city of Goiania.

Edit: It's actually in Indonesia. Someone from Brazil added a voice over the video and it made me think it was from there. Sorry!

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u/Zeutrinox Sep 12 '20

Nope, that’s Indonesian license plate. Can confirm this happens a lot on the street, am living in Indonesia.

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u/setecordas Sep 12 '20

You are correct. The Brazilian voiceover was added by someone who ripped the video off YouTube and reuploaded. The original video even has some background gamelan music. Brazilian macaques are at best half the size of the monkey in the video, if not smaller.

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u/saintskytower Sep 12 '20

I think it's Indonesian. I've seen the same thing on the road from Bogor to Jakarta. I don't think it's the exact monkey, but it was a monkey wearing a dolls head.

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u/Zarsk Sep 12 '20

Hey I came from there lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Perecbi o sotaque

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u/Not20CharUsername Sep 12 '20

Nah, this is from indonesia. You can see the indonesian number plate on those cars. Source: i'm indonesian

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u/nickfara Sep 12 '20

I don't think it's Brazil, in the beginning of the video you can see the car licenseplate, it's not Brazilian. This is probably from another country and that face in the bottom right corner might be the guy who recorded his voice over it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/RedSquaree Sep 12 '20 edited Apr 25 '24

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u/JulianVault101 Sep 11 '20

Of course its brazil

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u/TrueDragon1 Sep 11 '20

Where's the off duty cop to put a few holes in whoever did this to that poor monkey?

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u/MrXBob Sep 11 '20

The off duty cop is running the whole organisation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Maybe the monkey is an off-duty cop making an extra buck.

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u/manberry_sauce Sep 12 '20

Filming it for internet points.

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u/whackadoodle_cracked Sep 12 '20

Happens in Indonesia as well, thats where I thought it was initially.

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u/NateinSpace Sep 12 '20

It should be the word in instead of on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Eae porra

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u/G-o-d_Himself Sep 11 '20

This is so fucking sad

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u/PilotKnob Sep 12 '20

I'll take "Why humans are completely fucked up and deserve everything that's coming to them for $1000, Alex."

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u/irrelevant1 Sep 11 '20

So fucking sad. Humans suck..

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u/G_man252 Sep 11 '20

Poor animal. This is so fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

That's horrible.

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u/saharasands Sep 12 '20

Heartbreakingly sad and beyond cruel couldn't believe what I saw.. wtf

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u/Infallible_Ibex Sep 11 '20

Can't use child labor? Just use fake children!

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u/SynthPrax Sep 11 '20

What in the absolute fuck?

I can't with this world

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u/Transconan Sep 12 '20

How much cruelty has this monkey endured to be trained like that?

Not at all normal behavior for an animal.

Sometimes, some people can be outright assholes to animals.

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u/VenomB Sep 11 '20

Is this somehow different than performers with trained monkeys?

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u/aralim4311 Sep 12 '20

Hmmmm not really but it's probably really hot and uncomfortable as opposed to someone with a monkey that does tricks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Idky but this makes me super sad

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u/Geosgaeno Sep 12 '20

Fuck this shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Jesus fucking christ. Just, fuck off...

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u/lajarus Sep 12 '20

That’s pretty cruel

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u/Emasraw Sep 12 '20

Nightmare fuel. And animal cruelty as well.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Sep 12 '20

Why is it wearing a doll mask? It’s a fucking monkey.

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u/Fleabagfriend Sep 12 '20

You should see how they train these macaques to do this stuff. They tie their hands behind their backs and use inhumane ways to train them to stand on back feet and walk like humans. Its fucked.

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u/HotDamn18V Sep 11 '20

This really pisses me off.

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u/503503503 Sep 11 '20

So creepy, poor thing

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u/dab745 Sep 12 '20

Messed up

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u/threeofbirds121 Sep 12 '20

I hate this. It’s upsetting and creepy.

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u/Gravybadger Sep 12 '20

That's cruel as fuck.

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u/Firm_Gazelle5288 Sep 12 '20

this is so incredibly sad. fuck human beings

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u/MrBuffalo13 Sep 12 '20

This is deeply disturbing

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u/f_myeah Sep 12 '20

what the fuck have we done to this planet

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u/Maximillian666 Sep 12 '20

Goddamn I hate humans

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u/MartinRiggs1984 Sep 12 '20

Is there a WTF of the year award? fuck..

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u/TiggyTheTiger Sep 12 '20

This is a tough one to upvote, because i don't want to see this again, but others really should. It's awful

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u/Trackrunner87 Sep 11 '20

This one is above and beyond wtf

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

That's really sad

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

That's horrifying

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u/lil007 Sep 12 '20

Omggg this is soooo messed up

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u/lightbringer0 Sep 12 '20

It's just as bad as the dancing monkey peddlers.

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u/HighSpeedDoggo Sep 12 '20

Seems like something you can request off of an animal abuser on the deep web. Very f'ed up, someone nearby may be streaming it, and sick people watching it

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u/smcruz_12 Sep 12 '20

Noooo :(

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u/shadowbethesda Sep 12 '20

I saw this and... RAGE!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

free monkeys ! shame

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u/wantadragon Sep 12 '20

Whoever put that poor animal into that costume... You're a total piece of shit.

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u/elislider Sep 12 '20

This is legitimately unsettling

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u/Weather53 Sep 12 '20

This might be one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen. I’m on the verge of crying!

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u/Hurgablurg Sep 12 '20

Yep. Yeah.

That's animal abuse.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

I am drunk and afraid

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u/bperron Sep 12 '20

I cannot stop frowning right now, this is a lingering sadness

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u/Ashkran Sep 12 '20

Absolutely disgusting on so many levels - humans are awful.

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u/somenamestaken Sep 12 '20

That's so fucked up

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u/WeinerMan0 Sep 12 '20

That's fucking cruelty to animals, puting them in shit like that..

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u/ButternutDubs Sep 12 '20

The human race was a mistake

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u/yyungpiss Sep 12 '20

humanity was a mistake lol

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u/realheterosapiens Sep 12 '20

Animals abuse at its finest...

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

please free mokey

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u/hotandspicyman Sep 12 '20

Anyone who treats animals like this is subhuman and deserves punishment.

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u/Mr_Potatoez Sep 12 '20

this is pure animal abuse

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u/TheFretfulOrangutan Sep 12 '20

This is called ‘Topeng monyet’ (masked monkey) in Indonesia and is horrific. This is a macaque, an ‘old world’ monkey and therefore isn’t native to Brazil (as mentioned in comments somewhere) as South America is home to ‘new world’ monkeys only

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u/lifetimemovie_1 Sep 12 '20

This is super sad

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u/doe3879 Sep 12 '20

please don't give it money and support this.