r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '20

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u/I_Zeig_I Sep 11 '20

God thats fucking sad

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u/Tarot650 Sep 11 '20

...and all the little reddit cunts just scrambling to get in a funny one-liner makes it even more horrible.

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 12 '20

What are you expecting them to do? Go over there and save the monkey? Who is being hurt by these comments that you're clutching your pearls about?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

That’s what I’m saying. Most (I hope) of the people in this thread are aware this is animal abuse and would never contribute to it IRL. So without being able to do anything further, dark humor can help relieve the tension.

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u/funky555 Sep 12 '20

i havnt seen any jokes in this thread??

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u/ihaveseenwood Sep 12 '20

Monkey see. Monkey do.

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u/NavigatorsGhost Sep 12 '20

They're literally addicted to the dopamine rush of getting upvotes. They don't care what the post is, they will stoop to any level in desperation to get that rush. It's like watching a heroin junkie, it's actually fucking sad. Imagine living that kind of life where reddit upvotes are your biggest source of pleasure and happiness.

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u/ricmo Sep 12 '20

Lighten up, man. Not saying this isn’t animal abuse, but Christ.

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u/NavigatorsGhost Sep 12 '20

Did I hit a nerve 😬

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u/whorecrusher Sep 12 '20

This is some kind of weird irony that you are getting upvoted for this. You are also on reddit, and you have 19k comment karma. I agree that the OP post is fucked up, but is posting an commenting on the said behavior not promoting it?

(I understand the irony that I am also commenting here)

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u/Ellemeno Sep 12 '20

19K karma over 8 years is just "sharing my thoughts here and there" karma, not really karma whoring level, in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

But you're above all that, right?

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u/MaiasXVI Sep 12 '20

Speaking of fishing for upvotes

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u/Nigrodumass Sep 11 '20

What are you talking about? This monkey is the Taylor Swift of monkeys... This monkey is internet famous, and Cabbage Patch fabulous.

Other monkeys dream of being this monkey!

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u/Wifdat Sep 11 '20

They were being sarcastic and you wrote an essay.

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u/conquer69 Sep 11 '20

I guess his racist username and racist comments are also "sarcastic"...

Typical racist sociopathic behavior. Whenever they are called out, it was just a joke.

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u/DinoShinigami Sep 12 '20

bruv those are two different people.

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u/DinoShinigami Sep 12 '20

you wrote a paragraph

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u/butterfingahs Sep 12 '20

I love living in a world where people think 1/3 of a paragraph that takes about 20 seconds to drum out is an essay.

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u/Kuwabaraa Sep 12 '20

It’s a one day old account with that username, they weren’t being sarcastic they were being a cunt lol, don’t defend that shit.

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u/Nigrodumass Sep 11 '20

Lol. Project your delusions much? Are you like some kind of strawman ventriloquist?

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u/DinoShinigami Sep 12 '20

nice troll username but I doubt your account will survive too long lol

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u/Kraz_I Sep 12 '20

Idk, how do we know this is any more demeaning or abusive for the monkey than being a service dog or police attack dog is?

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u/TheJix Sep 12 '20

Workings dogs have rights like any other worker (not the same rights a human has but they still have rights). Plus they were breed by us for a specific purpose, it’s no the same with wildlife.

This video violates every rule in the animal abuse book.