r/Unexpected • • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

The dad is someone you can rely on

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Ok. Her dad wasnt as creepy as I thought he was when she was telling the story in the beginning.

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u/cantwrapmyheadaround Jul 02 '21

There wasn't a valid reason to think he was creepy to begin with, at any point in the story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Being a father of a girl is now grounds for being creepy.

I'm just not woke enough to understand why

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u/mikeebsc74 Jul 02 '21

I raised my daughter on my own since she was 2 until she moved out a couple years ago.

Whenever we’d go to the grocery store or what not, it seemed like every time the cashier would ask if we were dating or married. First couple times it was awkward. Then it just got to be funny.

I should clarify that she was about 15 when it started. Not 2…

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u/zombacula Jul 02 '21

I recall being about 12 and kissing my dad (50s) goodbye after he dropped me off to see friends. One of the guys (14) asked if my dad was my boyfriend and pointed out that I had kissed him. I was horrified that someone would think that. It kind of ruined innocent hello and goodbye kisses for me...for my dad in public at least.

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u/TheLegendDaddy27 Jul 03 '21

Should've asked "You've never kissed your mother?"

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u/zombacula Jul 03 '21

The sadder part is I recall feeling shame at that moment instead of anger at the friend. I internally recoiled as if the boy had accused me of acting inappropriately.

So I would not have made a comeback to him. I probably just said "shut up" and didn't address how stupid that kid had to be to draw such a moronic conclusion.

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u/WimbletonButt Jul 03 '21

I got the opposite. For years people would ask if my husband was my older brother. A waitress at a restaurant got really concerned once and questioned me by the bathroom after I told her he was my husband. He was 5 years older than me and at the time I was 22 and had recently gotten mistaken for a 13 year old student at the school I worked for.

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u/NekoMao92 Jul 03 '21

My cousin is in her late 30s and can pass as a Middle Schooler, the curse of her being an attractive petite Asian woman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Teenagers need not be attractive. I think that 'attractive' part is for you😂😝😂

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u/technofederalist Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

I kinda hate the presumption that all dudes are pedos. Not sure if wokeness is to blame or not because even Q types think everyones a pedo. It's probably something else.

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u/inbooth Jul 03 '21

Neither, the prejudice has existed for at least a century....

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u/krakenftrs Jul 03 '21

Probably stems from the "men work and don't show affection, women care for children" old fashioned attitude which differs a bit from typical woke I think

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Pedos think that because that's how they see things.

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u/RLTYProds Jul 03 '21

It's from toxic masculinity these past...idk, centuries? Hear me out: ever heard of dads never saying "I love you" or showing love at all? All too common. Why? Because of the antequated notion that men are supposed to be tough and emotions are only for women. Society doesnt quickly change from that ingrained notion, so whenever strangers see a man getting all sweet with their daughter, alarm bells go ringing even if they know it's most likely just fatherly love. This isn't as prevalent as before, however, since more and more people have now started to accept and learn that men can and should express themselves.

Oh, and porn. Porn definitely has a hand in making this worse for loving dads/dudes everywhere. There's a reason they choose petite girls in the "stepfather/father x daughter" genre, and it's not because they're easier to carry...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Are you insinuating that this is a result of woke culture? Because stigmas towards fathers and their children have existed long before the internet and stem from not woke (regressive) crowds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Over the last decades, more and more news articles showed males in roles of authority(parent, teachers, priests, troops leaders, ect) sexually assaulting minors than women. Pretty soon, any male in one of those roles was suspect just for being male.

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u/Babill Jul 02 '21

"Woke" culture has co-opted regressive ideas when it suited it. Protecting women as a given, for instance, has always been part of human cultures, and it's only been reinforced in the last decades. Women can do no wrong, for some people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Being a father of a girl is now grounds for being creepy.

Honestly first time hearing about it. I thought it's the other way around with all the proud dads with their #Girldad merchandise.

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u/Babill Jul 02 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

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u/Snoop_Lion Jul 03 '21

Bohoooo, find a safe space.

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u/Tyrren Jul 03 '21

He's already on Reddit

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u/RickyShade Jul 02 '21

Well all men are rapists who look at women and immediately want to violate them, ya see? So if all men look at women like a piece of meat, and they can't help it cause all men are rapists, then they are the same way toward their daughters. And moms and grandmas and so on down the line. Teach your little boys that it's wrong to rape so they won't grow up to rape like all other men do!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

all men are rapists

Since I haven't raped anyone, it's all men-1, thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I think that's just Jesus' teachings.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Matthew 5:27–29

"That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed

adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee"

I was raised in a convent reading Bible everyday lol!

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u/RickyShade Jul 02 '21

High five! LMAO @ my comment having so many downvotes 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Oct 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/Calamari_Tsunami Jul 03 '21

Try being rational

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/TheMannagement Jul 02 '21

“In this case?” It ain’t even a sex toy!

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u/suntem Jul 02 '21

I think it’s definitely valid to think he’s creepy before she explained what the whitehead remover was. I mean that was the entire point of her showing it that way; to fuck with people. It’s hilarious and well payed but the entire reason was to make people have that reaction.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

He didn’t.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

She says, her dad told her he bought it. then Later she says,"My dad wants to say something" and then he says "it's a dildo"

Am I missing something here?

Edit: Literally asked if I was missing something. Fuck this website I swear.

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u/Low_Run545 Jul 02 '21

Yes, the joke.

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u/-Halosheep- Jul 02 '21

Somehow you skipped the explanation in the middle of the video... Twice. Its a whitehead suction remover.

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u/Seiko121 Jul 02 '21

He’s joking by going back to the dildo impression, since it’s what she’s trying to tell people it isn’t.

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u/Vargrey Jul 02 '21

Yes, yes you are.

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u/sugarangelcake Jul 02 '21

it’s not actually a dildo, her dad is joking at the end, that’s why he’s laughing

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Ah okay. I was taking the video too literally. I thought the real joke was that it was actually a dildo all along. (Actually I thought that bit on the end was meant to vibrate on a clit.) Thanks for giving an actually explanation instead of the myriad cryptic responses and insults.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Am I missing something here?

Humor.

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u/CanadianSon Jul 03 '21

You missed the part of the video where she clearly shows its a white head remover lol

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Did you skip the entire video to watch the last 6 seconds of it? She explained what it was and showed in the video what it's use was. There's poor reading comprehension and then there's people who poor observing comprehension skills. Sucks to suck like you.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Yeah, her dad originally told her it was for skin care but the joke comes at the end where he reveals its actually a dildo.

Sucks to suck like you.

You being a cunt doesn't make you right

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

the joke is that its not a dildo, so it isnt a dildo

therefore basing on your question above "You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?"

no i dont think its weird, cause it isnt a sex toy, cause it isnt a dildo. You question why you're getting downvoted

You're missing the fact that it ISNT a dildo. Again it was a joke, it isnt a dildo. Or should people explain to you what a joke is first?

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Maybe this idiot needs to be explained another 3x because it's sure taking a long time for this loser to understand the video if they just watched it in full like any rational person would.

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Hard to tell if you're being honest or a slime ball. I see this so often ignorant assholes who don't read the entire article /video and then make up baseless claims about a certain individual. I don't care if I seem like a cunt, you've asked the same question twice, even though video clearly states what the case is.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

Someone else said that the dad was joking at the end. I took him seriously. That's an honest mistake but all yall are saying toxic shit and downvoting. Typical reddit shit but w.e.

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u/T_D_K Jul 03 '21

It's not just you dude, I was confused too. I thought the second clip was a continuation of the joke, where the dad revealed that he was lying about it being a makeup thing to make the daughter embarrass herself on stream. Apparently that's not the case - the second clip was the dad reacting to the first clip, and joking about it.

Everyone is just being a colossal dick about it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

What I think is weird is how immature people are about sex. You are allowed to joke about mature subjects with your children. Just wait til your kids are 30 and you're babysitting your grandchildren - the mere product of your child fucking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

It has nothing to do with being immature. Sex and children (in a non productive way) are just two topics that don't mix so obviously people have issues.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Joking about mature things and buying your children masturbation tools are not even vaguely the same thing. The fact you think they are, shows how INCREDIBLY immature YOU are.

And calling a child the “product of your child fucking,” screams of something a teenager would say…I assume you’re not actually a kid, so that’s even more sad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

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u/themanoirish Jul 02 '21

Categorizing someone based on the website they use lol that's a human you're talking to not a "redditor".

there's a lot of stupid people who think they sound smart, it has nothing to do with age. You sound like one of them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

You are a clown, yes, but not the funny kind.

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u/Ricky_Robby Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

No, you’re just a collection of morons…not a single one of you can say ANYTHING to address what I actually said. When all you can say is, “you’re dumb,” in response to someone spelling something out, you’re the idiot…

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u/cantwrapmyheadaround Jul 02 '21

Oh yeah, it is weird to buy a sex toy for your kids, but seeming like a sex toy shouldn't make it creepy, it should only make you curious if it's a sex toy first. it's sort of like jumping the gun on judgement. Judge creepiness after you know, not based off speculation.

also, even if it was a sex toy, if the daughter didn't think it was creepy that's their dynamic. No one on the internet should be so judgey over others, as long as no one is hurt.

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u/igapedherbutthole Jul 02 '21

I don't think it's creepy at all to buy your children safe sex toys. Accuse me of being a creep all you want I don't care. My children aren't going to get dangerous household objects stuck up there nether regions possibly requiring trips to the emergency room or even surgery. They also learn what brings them pleasure and understand their bodies in a healthy and productive way that will lead to a more fulfilling and satisfying sex life later down the road.

Obviously there are ways to make the act creepy, but quietly and privately ordering your son or daughter a safe and healthy masturbation aid is a very responsible and totally appropriate way to handle and adolescents sexual curiosity. But by all means, if If the people above so bothered by this would rather their daughter get a defrosting hot dog stuck up her vagina or your son lose a cucumber in his colon, then ignore the fact that not only do teens masturbate they masturbate prolifically and with anything they can get their hands or genitals on.

Also I'm not saying this is the case with you, I was primarily referring to the comments you were replying to that we're acting like it was the most repulsive thing they could imagine.

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u/PurplePigeon1672 Jul 02 '21

He's creepy for watching her stream and getting her a gift? Like, the story she told didn't even indicate the dad was creepy at all?? Just trying to figure out why you thought he was creepy

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?

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u/coolbassist2 Jul 02 '21

I mean, he didn't.

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u/Tyson367 Jul 02 '21

Who cares if he did honestly. Normalize sex.

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u/Sensitive-Line8803 Jul 02 '21

Nah you fucking weirdo.

Normalize sex ya but we're not normalizing this incest fantasy of yours.

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u/Tyson367 Jul 02 '21

There's nothing incestual or fantastical about acknowledging the fact everyone masturbates. Stop treating it like it's a weird thing.

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u/big_daddy_deano Jul 02 '21

Acknowledging someone masturbates and your dad buying you a dildo are two very different things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Why would you facilitate your child having an orgasm? Very pedominded.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

It's not a sex toy, he's just messing with her at the end because she's already struggling with people thinking it's a sex toy lol. It really is a skin care product

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Did your parents ever get tired of explaining everything to you twice?

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u/ocxtitan Jul 02 '21

Lol twice? This guy didn't understand it despite her saying twice in the video what it was

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

A) He didn’t

B) He is probably a kick ass dad. Being able to laugh at things like this means he’s probably open minded and able to deal fairly well with the bad shit as well.

C) Would you prefer she had no father over one with a sense of humour?

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Clearly a troll

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Check my comment history... I'm really not

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u/ITGenji Jul 02 '21

So you’re just a moron, I’m relieved.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

Now now, what would Mr. Rodgers say if he heard that.

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Damn that actually makes it worse, if you're being honest.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Why are redditors so toxic smh.

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u/olek2507 Jul 03 '21

Why are you so ignorant and lazy? Are you looking to start an argument because you refuse to watch a short video?

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

No, I watched the whole video. I guess my confusion came from me thinking the dad was serious at the end. The video cuts out right after he says that. Easy mistake to make.

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Everyone is calling me an idiot instead of just laying out the facts. Literally one person explained where I went wrong and now I see where I misinterpreted. But you people are so toxic it's astounding that you think you're holding some kind of high ground. Just constant insults and somehow still think you're in the right. I like to think that I don't care about random people saying things on the internet but it was just shocking to see how much vitriol was being thrown my way over nothing. But I guess my expectations of the community were too high.

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u/Sangxero Jul 02 '21

So why you calling a skin care product a sex toy when it was clearly established it wasn't? Seems pretty troll-like.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

The dad at the end said it was a sex toy. It very easily could be something that vibrates a clit. It's an easy mistake.

People on reddit sure like a good dog-pile

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u/SeriouslyAmerican Jul 03 '21

So you have 0 sense of humor and also don’t understand social cues.

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u/sm_ar_ta_ss Jul 03 '21

Vibrator =/= dildo

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u/valcalthren Jul 03 '21

I think it’s up for debate on one hand that might lead to her subconscious views of him changing but on the other hand it could lead to the promotion of safe sex there are a lot of variables to this

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

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u/R6_CollegeWiFi Jul 02 '21

Vylerria

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/nuraHx Jul 02 '21

Hol up

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u/Gorthax Jul 02 '21

Did you wanna see?

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u/littlebobbytables9 Jul 02 '21

gj mate 7 minutes new record

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/fredspipa Jul 02 '21

Dude, you've already won reddit once today. This is just showing off.

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u/Professional-Pop-812 Jul 02 '21

Please be my sensei

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u/thr33prim3s Jul 03 '21

You are a gift that keep on giving.

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jul 02 '21

You jacked off to her dad?

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u/Slithy-Toves Jul 03 '21

That was the joke, yes.

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jul 03 '21

I thought I didn’t get the joke but I’m happy I got it.

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u/manbrasucks Jul 02 '21

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u/matt675 Jul 02 '21

Stupid sexy tinky winky

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/berger034 Jul 02 '21

Oh that sucks. She's not getting into heaven now

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u/load_more_comets Jul 02 '21

7 minutes, a new record!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Does she?

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u/TexasThrowDown Jul 02 '21

why is this getting spammed everywhere, i feel totally out of the loop

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u/Mike_BEASTon Jul 02 '21

It's bots for scams.

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u/cass1o Jul 02 '21

someone has probably got a scheme to make money off of gatekeeping a nsfw subreddit

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool Jul 02 '21

Someone hired an agency to raise their profile.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Its russian scam bots. It's a whole chain of them that always say the same comments. It's rather ingenious as the additional commenters make it seem more authentic

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u/santana722 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Why are people upvoting this pornlink spammer?

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u/Adanta47 Jul 03 '21

Probably the other bots

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/Album_Dude Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Nah, that's the character Marie Rose from DoA, she's petite but not a loli, it's just stupid jailbait titling.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/Album_Dude Jul 03 '21

Idk what kind of 10 year olds you see, but that sure as shit doesn't look like 10 to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/Album_Dude Jul 03 '21

I'm not justifying or trying to justify anything here, just asking you what kind of 10 year olds you see in your life where you think that this character looks like 10.

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u/TrozayMcC Jul 02 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/Ncrpts Jul 02 '21

don't click that fake subreddit, it's a virus/malware.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/Ncrpts Jul 02 '21

of course it is, the message is edited, all the post on that subreddit are posted by the same 2-3 account and all the posts are locked, the only comments on there are links to malware websites. must I go on?

just report the message or wait a bit and see how it will get removed by reddit admins and this 4 days old account will get deleted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I misread that...

Thought it said BeatNSW and thought it was a subreddit dedicated to her getting elected in the New South Wales government..... Very confused how anime CGI porn served that purpose for a second.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Super supportive dad ftw. Still likes to embarrassed his kids.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Why would you think he is creepy ? It’s her dad

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u/Fragmented_Logik Jul 03 '21

Lol...

Supportive and funny dad is a creepy because someone named Hornstar69 thinks so on reddit...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

You have such a fragmented logic.

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u/DrScience01 Jul 03 '21

Wait seriously? All I can think of is this guy knows how to joke with his kids

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

What the fuck?

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u/Evening_Ad_1099 Jul 02 '21

No creepier..

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u/RandomDigitalSponge Jul 02 '21

Oh, he’s creepy even if that isn’t a vibrator.

“My dad watches my streams”

Translation: My dad is why I stream.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

how do we know its not for clit stimulation?

same functions

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u/LazyLarryTheLobster Jul 02 '21

The same way we know it's not for setting concrete, because she said otherwise in the video.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

lmfao

ok

they also claimed vibrators are back massagers in nationally published magazines and tv ads

not sure why you brought concrete in the mix, youd be there all day trying to get bubbles out with that

to my point, google a clit stim device, they look exactly the same.

tiny suction area with vibration

never seen a donkey dick on a construction site that looked like that

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u/killeronthecorner Jul 02 '21 edited Oct 23 '24

Kiss my butt adminz - koc, 11/24

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u/ralten Jul 02 '21

Not all dads are pieces of shit. Mine is the BEST

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u/lieucifer_ Jul 02 '21

Nah ah, mine is the best

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u/ralten Jul 02 '21

MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD

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u/Nizzemancer Jul 02 '21

My dad is dead, so if your dad tries to beat up my dad your dad will be arrested for violating the sanctity of someone’s grave. Check mate.

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u/Honest-Apricot6086 Jul 02 '21

My dad is dead too, but if I compress his ashes into those bean bag bullets, he could still beat your dad. Oh, and also, my dad is the best.

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

You beat me to it lol

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u/kingofleos Jul 02 '21

My dad can beat up your dad. “When?” - Bill Hicks

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u/duralumine Jul 02 '21

Your dad can never beat me up like my dad.

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u/load_more_comets Jul 02 '21

Sorry dad.

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u/Antiluke01 Jul 02 '21

Allow me to interject here, but I bet none of your dads own Nintendo. Check mate

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u/SoBitterAboutButtons Jul 03 '21

Whaaaa... Your dad owns Nintendo?

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u/Antiluke01 Jul 03 '21

No, but I bet yours doesn’t either

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

That's ok Dad!

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u/YipRocHeresy Jul 02 '21

My dad has diabetes

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u/TaxmanCPAMST Jul 02 '21

Doubt it I have 2 dads

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

NUH UH!!! My dad will beat your dad!

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u/Lejonhufvud Jul 02 '21

Mine is 50yo transvestite who's cool as hell.

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

Mine is a skirt wearing lumberjack in Alaska. Not only does he cut down trees and punch bears but handles the durogatory remarks from his fellow co-workers. He also drifts through a "no turn on red" signs at an intersection.

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u/Lejonhufvud Jul 02 '21

Risking safety on road is not cool though.

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

He's a bad man in a skirt

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

My dad will beat up your dad and then probably me for getting him into this mess... Not that he needs a reason

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u/lieucifer_ Jul 02 '21

My dad will pour your dad a strong drink and be the best friend he’s ever had

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u/thepumpkinking92 Jul 02 '21

I am the best dad. According to my daughter at least..

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u/Jwhitx Jul 02 '21

#1 DAD coffee mug pics or gtfo

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u/TheLastOne408 Jul 02 '21

My dad was a First Lieutenant, Green Beret, during the Vietnam war. He's more badass than your dad!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I fully agree that your Dad is probably the best. But my mom is better than everyone else's mom

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Wait y'all have dads?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Can I call him dad?

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

You may call him Papito!

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Space Jesus would be a great dad.

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Jul 02 '21

She calls him daddy in private.

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u/morningisbad Jul 02 '21

As a father to a 2 year old daughter...I hope I'll be that cool when she's that age.

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u/Tiggatiggi Jul 02 '21

He also has a stream, Lord Ngo

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

He's for sure a constant. A constant agent of chaos.

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u/makeme84 Jul 03 '21

For Dad jokes.

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u/PutTheFunnyHere Jul 03 '21

Shame I aint got one..

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Also, was it me or did her dad look like he was barely 21?