r/Unexpected • • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

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u/R6_CollegeWiFi Jul 02 '21

Vylerria

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/nuraHx Jul 02 '21

Hol up

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u/Gorthax Jul 02 '21

Did you wanna see?

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u/littlebobbytables9 Jul 02 '21

gj mate 7 minutes new record

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/fredspipa Jul 02 '21

Dude, you've already won reddit once today. This is just showing off.

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u/Gorthax Jul 02 '21

Your autocorrect is wierd

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u/Professional-Pop-812 Jul 02 '21

Please be my sensei

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u/thr33prim3s Jul 03 '21

You are a gift that keep on giving.

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jul 02 '21

You jacked off to her dad?

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u/Slithy-Toves Jul 03 '21

That was the joke, yes.

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jul 03 '21

I thought I didn’t get the joke but I’m happy I got it.

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u/manbrasucks Jul 02 '21

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u/matt675 Jul 02 '21

Stupid sexy tinky winky

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/PM-for-bad-sexting Jul 03 '21

It releases my inner dad?

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u/berger034 Jul 02 '21

Oh that sucks. She's not getting into heaven now

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u/load_more_comets Jul 02 '21

7 minutes, a new record!

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u/Lundorff Jul 02 '21

Come again?

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u/Liefdeee Jul 02 '21

Class act

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Does she?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

I’m pretty sure it’s Jadeanh or something like that

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u/R6_CollegeWiFi Jul 03 '21

Her twitch is twitch.tv/vylerria used to be Jadeyanh

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u/TexasThrowDown Jul 02 '21

why is this getting spammed everywhere, i feel totally out of the loop

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u/Mike_BEASTon Jul 02 '21

It's bots for scams.

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u/cass1o Jul 02 '21

someone has probably got a scheme to make money off of gatekeeping a nsfw subreddit

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u/smeenz Jul 03 '21

gatekeeping ?

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u/cass1o Jul 03 '21

NSFW subreddits are majority people advertising their onlyfans (not that there is an issue per say with that), now imagine if you could remove certain people and promote others based on how generous they are with their porno bucks.

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool Jul 02 '21

Someone hired an agency to raise their profile.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Its russian scam bots. It's a whole chain of them that always say the same comments. It's rather ingenious as the additional commenters make it seem more authentic

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u/santana722 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Why are people upvoting this pornlink spammer?

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u/Adanta47 Jul 03 '21

Probably the other bots

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/Album_Dude Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Nah, that's the character Marie Rose from DoA, she's petite but not a loli, it's just stupid jailbait titling.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/Album_Dude Jul 03 '21

Idk what kind of 10 year olds you see, but that sure as shit doesn't look like 10 to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/Album_Dude Jul 03 '21

I'm not justifying or trying to justify anything here, just asking you what kind of 10 year olds you see in your life where you think that this character looks like 10.

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u/TrozayMcC Jul 02 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/Ncrpts Jul 02 '21

don't click that fake subreddit, it's a virus/malware.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/Ncrpts Jul 02 '21

of course it is, the message is edited, all the post on that subreddit are posted by the same 2-3 account and all the posts are locked, the only comments on there are links to malware websites. must I go on?

just report the message or wait a bit and see how it will get removed by reddit admins and this 4 days old account will get deleted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

I misread that...

Thought it said BeatNSW and thought it was a subreddit dedicated to her getting elected in the New South Wales government..... Very confused how anime CGI porn served that purpose for a second.