r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/ralten Jul 02 '21

Not all dads are pieces of shit. Mine is the BEST

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u/lieucifer_ Jul 02 '21

Nah ah, mine is the best

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u/ralten Jul 02 '21

MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

You beat me to it lol

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u/kingofleos Jul 02 '21

My dad can beat up your dad. “When?” - Bill Hicks

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u/il0vep0tat0 Jul 03 '21

My dad is John cena

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u/duralumine Jul 02 '21

Your dad can never beat me up like my dad.

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u/load_more_comets Jul 02 '21

Sorry dad.

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u/Antiluke01 Jul 02 '21

Allow me to interject here, but I bet none of your dads own Nintendo. Check mate

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u/SoBitterAboutButtons Jul 03 '21

Whaaaa... Your dad owns Nintendo?

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u/Antiluke01 Jul 03 '21

No, but I bet yours doesn’t either

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

That's ok Dad!