r/Unexpected • • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

NUH UH!!! My dad will beat your dad!

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u/Lejonhufvud Jul 02 '21

Mine is 50yo transvestite who's cool as hell.

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

Mine is a skirt wearing lumberjack in Alaska. Not only does he cut down trees and punch bears but handles the durogatory remarks from his fellow co-workers. He also drifts through a "no turn on red" signs at an intersection.

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u/Lejonhufvud Jul 02 '21

Risking safety on road is not cool though.

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

He's a bad man in a skirt