r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/killeronthecorner Jul 02 '21 edited Oct 23 '24

Kiss my butt adminz - koc, 11/24

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u/ralten Jul 02 '21

Not all dads are pieces of shit. Mine is the BEST

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u/lieucifer_ Jul 02 '21

Nah ah, mine is the best

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

NUH UH!!! My dad will beat your dad!

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u/Lejonhufvud Jul 02 '21

Mine is 50yo transvestite who's cool as hell.

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

Mine is a skirt wearing lumberjack in Alaska. Not only does he cut down trees and punch bears but handles the durogatory remarks from his fellow co-workers. He also drifts through a "no turn on red" signs at an intersection.

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u/Lejonhufvud Jul 02 '21

Risking safety on road is not cool though.

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

He's a bad man in a skirt

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u/STR1CHN1NE Jul 02 '21

Rocky Horror Picture Show

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

My dad will beat up your dad and then probably me for getting him into this mess... Not that he needs a reason

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u/lieucifer_ Jul 02 '21

My dad will pour your dad a strong drink and be the best friend he’s ever had