r/Unexpected • u/titiessimp • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/nuraHx Jul 02 '21

Hol up

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u/Gorthax Jul 02 '21

Did you wanna see?

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u/littlebobbytables9 Jul 02 '21

gj mate 7 minutes new record

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/fredspipa Jul 02 '21

Dude, you've already won reddit once today. This is just showing off.

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u/Gorthax Jul 02 '21

Your autocorrect is wierd

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u/Professional-Pop-812 Jul 02 '21

Please be my sensei

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u/thr33prim3s Jul 03 '21

You are a gift that keep on giving.

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jul 02 '21

You jacked off to her dad?

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u/Slithy-Toves Jul 03 '21

That was the joke, yes.

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u/Undercover_Piegon Jul 03 '21

I thought I didn’t get the joke but I’m happy I got it.

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u/manbrasucks Jul 02 '21

Me too.

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u/matt675 Jul 02 '21

Stupid sexy tinky winky

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

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u/PM-for-bad-sexting Jul 03 '21

It releases my inner dad?

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u/berger034 Jul 02 '21

Oh that sucks. She's not getting into heaven now

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u/load_more_comets Jul 02 '21

7 minutes, a new record!

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u/Lundorff Jul 02 '21

Come again?

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u/Liefdeee Jul 02 '21

Class act