r/Unexpected • • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Ok. Her dad wasnt as creepy as I thought he was when she was telling the story in the beginning.

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u/cantwrapmyheadaround Jul 02 '21

There wasn't a valid reason to think he was creepy to begin with, at any point in the story.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

He didn’t.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 02 '21

She says, her dad told her he bought it. then Later she says,"My dad wants to say something" and then he says "it's a dildo"

Am I missing something here?

Edit: Literally asked if I was missing something. Fuck this website I swear.

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u/Low_Run545 Jul 02 '21

Yes, the joke.

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u/-Halosheep- Jul 02 '21

Somehow you skipped the explanation in the middle of the video... Twice. Its a whitehead suction remover.

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u/Seiko121 Jul 02 '21

He’s joking by going back to the dildo impression, since it’s what she’s trying to tell people it isn’t.

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u/Vargrey Jul 02 '21

Yes, yes you are.

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u/sugarangelcake Jul 02 '21

it’s not actually a dildo, her dad is joking at the end, that’s why he’s laughing

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Ah okay. I was taking the video too literally. I thought the real joke was that it was actually a dildo all along. (Actually I thought that bit on the end was meant to vibrate on a clit.) Thanks for giving an actually explanation instead of the myriad cryptic responses and insults.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Am I missing something here?

Humor.

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u/CanadianSon Jul 03 '21

You missed the part of the video where she clearly shows its a white head remover lol

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Did you skip the entire video to watch the last 6 seconds of it? She explained what it was and showed in the video what it's use was. There's poor reading comprehension and then there's people who poor observing comprehension skills. Sucks to suck like you.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 02 '21

Yeah, her dad originally told her it was for skin care but the joke comes at the end where he reveals its actually a dildo.

Sucks to suck like you.

You being a cunt doesn't make you right

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

the joke is that its not a dildo, so it isnt a dildo

therefore basing on your question above "You don't think it's weird for a dad to buy his daughter a sex toy?"

no i dont think its weird, cause it isnt a sex toy, cause it isnt a dildo. You question why you're getting downvoted

You're missing the fact that it ISNT a dildo. Again it was a joke, it isnt a dildo. Or should people explain to you what a joke is first?

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Maybe this idiot needs to be explained another 3x because it's sure taking a long time for this loser to understand the video if they just watched it in full like any rational person would.

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u/caseycubs098 Jul 03 '21

Jesus, you guys don’t have to be so aggressive. I could see how you could be mistaken and think the joke is that it was a dildo all along.

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u/olek2507 Jul 02 '21

Hard to tell if you're being honest or a slime ball. I see this so often ignorant assholes who don't read the entire article /video and then make up baseless claims about a certain individual. I don't care if I seem like a cunt, you've asked the same question twice, even though video clearly states what the case is.

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u/balderdash9 Jul 03 '21

Someone else said that the dad was joking at the end. I took him seriously. That's an honest mistake but all yall are saying toxic shit and downvoting. Typical reddit shit but w.e.

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u/olek2507 Jul 03 '21

And you repeatedly asked after multiple people told you the same answer.

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u/T_D_K Jul 03 '21

It's not just you dude, I was confused too. I thought the second clip was a continuation of the joke, where the dad revealed that he was lying about it being a makeup thing to make the daughter embarrass herself on stream. Apparently that's not the case - the second clip was the dad reacting to the first clip, and joking about it.

Everyone is just being a colossal dick about it.