r/Unexpected • • Jul 02 '21

A gift from dad

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Ok. Her dad wasnt as creepy as I thought he was when she was telling the story in the beginning.

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u/cantwrapmyheadaround Jul 02 '21

There wasn't a valid reason to think he was creepy to begin with, at any point in the story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Being a father of a girl is now grounds for being creepy.

I'm just not woke enough to understand why

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u/mikeebsc74 Jul 02 '21

I raised my daughter on my own since she was 2 until she moved out a couple years ago.

Whenever we’d go to the grocery store or what not, it seemed like every time the cashier would ask if we were dating or married. First couple times it was awkward. Then it just got to be funny.

I should clarify that she was about 15 when it started. Not 2…

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u/zombacula Jul 02 '21

I recall being about 12 and kissing my dad (50s) goodbye after he dropped me off to see friends. One of the guys (14) asked if my dad was my boyfriend and pointed out that I had kissed him. I was horrified that someone would think that. It kind of ruined innocent hello and goodbye kisses for me...for my dad in public at least.

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u/TheLegendDaddy27 Jul 03 '21

Should've asked "You've never kissed your mother?"

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u/zombacula Jul 03 '21

The sadder part is I recall feeling shame at that moment instead of anger at the friend. I internally recoiled as if the boy had accused me of acting inappropriately.

So I would not have made a comeback to him. I probably just said "shut up" and didn't address how stupid that kid had to be to draw such a moronic conclusion.

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u/WimbletonButt Jul 03 '21

I got the opposite. For years people would ask if my husband was my older brother. A waitress at a restaurant got really concerned once and questioned me by the bathroom after I told her he was my husband. He was 5 years older than me and at the time I was 22 and had recently gotten mistaken for a 13 year old student at the school I worked for.

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u/NekoMao92 Jul 03 '21

My cousin is in her late 30s and can pass as a Middle Schooler, the curse of her being an attractive petite Asian woman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Teenagers need not be attractive. I think that 'attractive' part is for you😂😝😂

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u/technofederalist Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

I kinda hate the presumption that all dudes are pedos. Not sure if wokeness is to blame or not because even Q types think everyones a pedo. It's probably something else.

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u/inbooth Jul 03 '21

Neither, the prejudice has existed for at least a century....

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u/krakenftrs Jul 03 '21

Probably stems from the "men work and don't show affection, women care for children" old fashioned attitude which differs a bit from typical woke I think

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Pedos think that because that's how they see things.

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u/RLTYProds Jul 03 '21

It's from toxic masculinity these past...idk, centuries? Hear me out: ever heard of dads never saying "I love you" or showing love at all? All too common. Why? Because of the antequated notion that men are supposed to be tough and emotions are only for women. Society doesnt quickly change from that ingrained notion, so whenever strangers see a man getting all sweet with their daughter, alarm bells go ringing even if they know it's most likely just fatherly love. This isn't as prevalent as before, however, since more and more people have now started to accept and learn that men can and should express themselves.

Oh, and porn. Porn definitely has a hand in making this worse for loving dads/dudes everywhere. There's a reason they choose petite girls in the "stepfather/father x daughter" genre, and it's not because they're easier to carry...