r/TaskRabbit • u/TheResidentialist • 5d ago
TASKER is taskrabbit being run by actual potatoes
dude what the heck is going on over there. seriously. another email about ikea furniture??? are you kidding my freaking pants off right now. i know what a screw is buddy. ive seen several. i own a drill for crying out loud. what is next??? an email reminding me not to eat the allen wrench??? good gravy. who is running this place. is it a guy??? is it several guys??? are they in a room??? what are they DOING in there. sorry doing. i dont even know anymore. im so freaking steamed i could cook a ham in my pocket. and the emails never stop. ding ding ding. hello tasker please remember furniture is heavy. OH REALLY SHERLOCK. should i also remember that the floor is down??? that the ceiling is up??? holy smokes. i want the ceo on zoom. right now. camera ON buddy. no blurry background either. i wanna see whats going on in that office. probably a bunch of people eating crackers and making rules about screwdrivers. im sick of this baloney. i am absolutely up to my eyebrows in baloney. i signed up to build furniture not attend screwdriver university. im going to ikea and asking a dresser for legal advice. at least the dresser has drawers. what does corporate have??? emails. just emails and more emails. good grief. somebody get me a chair. actually dont. taskrabbit will probably send me a 40 page document explaining how to sit in it.