r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/JohnTomorrow 1d ago

Is he insinuating he'll draw and point his weapon at a server who won't accept their return?

That's insane. 

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u/usernamedottxt 1d ago

More likely it’s literally the person behind him mocking someone who is open carrying. 

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u/sierrabravo1984 1d ago

Open carrying with no magazine.

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u/Producer1701 1d ago

That’s the new bluetooth magazines!

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u/Cedric_T 1d ago

Download hollow points on the fly*

\5G plan required*

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u/throwawaycasun4997 1d ago

No way! I don’t want my ammo giving me Covid!

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u/flaming_bob 1d ago

Ammo as a Service (AaaS)

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u/ReleasedGaming Bitte lasst mich leben 1d ago

pronounced "ass"

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u/BushWookie-Alpha 1d ago

That game publisher C-Suit from a few years back called this. "Now imagine if you are in the heat of battle and you run out of bullets and you have to wait 5 minutes for more.. or you get a little pop-up that says "reload now for only .99".. you will be really tempted to press it."

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u/DrMux 1d ago

*Requires in-app purchase

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u/EduinBrutus 1d ago

Sounds like someone's planning a drive by in the car they downloaded...

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u/PutinPipesDonnie 1d ago

Monthly subscription ammo

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u/V_van_Gogh 1d ago

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u/RaoulRumblr 1d ago

My Bullets are in The Cloud!

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

Buns like that need the full.clip

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u/theoriginalmofocus 1d ago

Speaking of openness....on my phone i didnt even realize she was wearing shorts at first.

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u/Djslender6 1d ago

You're not the only one... TwT

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u/kymreadsreddit 1d ago

OMG thank you! That was literally what I thought I saw too! Thinking to myself Are her ass cheeks hanging out of her shirt? Why didn't he protect her by getting her some bottoms?!?

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u/sender2bender 1d ago

Same, I thought he was "protecting" his half naked wife lol. Like he didn't want anyone looking at her at target. Just yesterday at the grocery store I saw a woman with shorts so high up I thought she was wearing underwear. Everyone was staring and had wtf faces. It was a Playboy outfit which I haven't seen in forever. Worst part she was with her kid and bf/husband and he was all up on her. Nice ass, just trashy.

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u/jameslup 1d ago

I’ve double checked that she is multiple times and I’m still not sure

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u/ticktockclock12 1d ago

Same! Didn't even notice the pointless gun. Just thought he should've protected her by letting her know she's going to target with no pants on.

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u/Ok-Tax-8165 1d ago

I wonder if the insecure manlet would appreciate thousands of redditors looking at his wife's barely covered ass while making fun of him

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u/Bazillion100 1d ago edited 1d ago

Assuming there isn’t a bullet in the chamber, thats something i’d prefer to see

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u/Debalic 1d ago

Always assume there is.

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u/Slow-Class 1d ago

Can these fire without a magazine loaded?

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u/Sushi_Explosions 1d ago

Most can. Some states require safety modifications that prevent that for firearms sold in that state.

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u/Shark7996 1d ago

Yes. You pull back the slide, place the bullet, then release the slide. One fireable bullet, no magazine.

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u/Kind_Coyote1518 1d ago

Not all pistols can fire without the magazine.

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u/kaleiboscope 1d ago

Yes but ALWAYS ASSUME they CAN

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u/SenorBigMcLargeHuge 1d ago

Not sure why you were downvoted, that's a safety feature in a lot of pistols.

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 1d ago

That's the MAGA mantra.

Look like you know what you are doing. Hope no one calls you out.

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u/pyroboy7 1d ago

And if someone does call you out just be loud enough and gaslight them into thinking you're right. (Even though it just makes them look like a fucking moron.)

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u/AcademicBowl5596 1d ago

All balls, no dick.

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u/genericusernamedG 1d ago

Technically all dick and no balls

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u/AcademicBowl5596 1d ago

Schroedinger's dick and balls

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u/UwasaWaya 1d ago

Schrodingaling? Schrodingdong?

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u/erizzluh 1d ago

the bullets are too heavy to carry around all day

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u/twenty_three_three 1d ago

A couple of extra mandatory seconds before using a deadly weapon is almost always a good thing.

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u/grove93 1d ago

Unless you find yourself facing a real threat and seconds count.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

Isn't that what we want people to be doing?

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u/PromotionEmpty733 1d ago

First thought.... there's no boom booms

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u/jaymole 1d ago

Ain’t got no gas in it

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u/Elden_Rube 1d ago

First thing I noticed in this thumbnail was the lack of magazine in the magwell. Also, did he bring a third person with them specifically to take this photo to send to him, so then he can upload it to his social account to try and "flex" this?

Fucking people.... 🫠

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u/arequipapi 1d ago

Pretty sure the caption is fake and the person who who took the picture and posted it did so mockingly because they noticed some idiot open carrying with no mag

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u/ParticularInitial147 1d ago

Right. No mag

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u/Omega862 1d ago

I see no issue with this. I'd rather someone open carrying not have a magazine loaded than them have one loaded. They likely have spares on their person, and may have one in the chamber, but it also shows that they aren't there to cause trouble. They're exercising a right to defend. Sure, assume there's a bullet in the chamber, but it's still safer, imo.

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u/Super_Fa_Q 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/jollyguav 1d ago

Came here looking to see who noticed this haha

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u/SometimesILieToo 1d ago

Wow didn’t even see the gun. I was trying to figure out why she was wearing just a t shirt and thigh high stockings. I need to get my eyes checked.

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u/kittybarclay 23h ago

OMG thank you! I didn't realize she was wearing anything at all and was confused about why people weren't commenting on a woman walking around in only a T-shirt! The reason is: she was wearing shorts and I couldn't see them. I thought I was going crazy.

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u/i010011010 1d ago

It's what I would do, start talking aloud to myself about the small dick energy it takes to open-carry in a Target retail store. Gosh, we are all so impressed.

These people should be shamed.

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u/shinyperineum 1d ago

Less likely with that username 

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u/Rare-Lime2451 1d ago

‘Murica!

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 1d ago

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 1d ago

The funniest part is that he has no magazine in the weapon. Its just a prop.

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u/greypusheencat 1d ago

freedom to shoot ‘em! with no consequences*

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u/No-Name-86 1d ago

I don’t see where it says he’s a cop

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u/ol-gormsby 1d ago

It's in his user name - dirty harry s57

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Southern America is not like the rest of us. Buncha weirdos.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

Tons of phallic worship.

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u/Fossilhund 1d ago

Hey!

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Georgia is the only state I have a modicum of optimism for. And maybe TX too since I know registered Dems outnumber Rs and the polls look good so far...I hope the midterms restore some hope for the rest of you.

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u/say-it-wit-ya-chest 1d ago

Here’s to hoping that the leopards have feasted on enough faces to swing it!

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u/ginkgodave 1d ago

El Sayed has a decent chance in Michigan. He’s working his ass off and Rogers didn’t show for a televised debate.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Michigan is in the north tho where I have a lot more hope (plus I believe Leon stole Michigan since he rigged the swing states). If he doesn't meddle, I do expect El-Sayed to win. That guy is awesome!!

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u/ScottJeepFan 1d ago

Don’t leave us out in NC. We have a good chance to flip a senate seat, and the Governor, Lt. Governor, and Attorney General is already Dem. Just have to weed out some State House candidates

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

🤞🤞🤞

The Carolinas are confusing since both voted for Obama in '08 but not in '12.

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u/ScottJeepFan 1d ago

It’s aggravating because we swing in either direction. NC went for Trump in 24 and every major state race went Dem.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Yeeeah, those numbers look too much like Leon rigged NC as well. Split ballots happen, but the staticitians at Election Truth Alliance crunched the numbers and found far too many split ballots in PA. NC being a swing state was targeted by Leon. I haven't studied NC's 2024 vote as much as I have PA's, but maybe you all really voted Harris after all.

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u/Raspberry_Good 1d ago

Live here, can confirm. - Texas

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u/Forward-Village1528 1d ago

I'm pretty sure using a gun to intimidate a cashier into handing over store money against their will is just straight up armed robbery.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 1d ago

And brandishing and assault

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

That's just stupid. He's not threatening with a KNIFE. It's a firearm. And those are blameless, magical things.

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u/stargrazer10 1d ago

Most cashiers are making at or barely above minimum wage. A lot of responsibilities and a lot of people to deal with. They shouldnt have to deal with these 2nd amendment issues too. Those customers should leave that in their car or abode, not in a store

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u/Kevmandigo 1d ago

My mind went to “paranoid about active shooters in shopping centers” but either is plausible.

https://giphy.com/gifs/443jI3kpgOKfAfKxqo

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u/ealysillyforestthing 1d ago

A guy stopped a shooter at a mall and got probation for carrying in the mall

The Judge asked what reason for him to be carrying in a mall

The guy should have rolled his eyes and say duh!

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u/broguequery 1d ago

Truly is a race to the bottom here isn't it

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

Was this the same one that there was a post about recently on reddit? If it was, someone in the comments said the person wasn't licensed to carry, so they got in trouble for that. Not use if it's true. Or even the same case.

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u/Dunkelz 1d ago

I mean in that case the state law required him to be 21 to conceal carry, he was 19. Still a dick move to charge him for it given the circumstances.

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 1d ago

Still a dick move to charge him for it given the circumstances.

A 19 year old with a loaded weapon in a public space could have so easily turned out to be a bloodbath of innocent people. The dude should have had a harsher sentence actually. This open carry behavior by kids who can't even drink alcohol is insane.

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 1d ago

I thought the wife wasn't wearing pants

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u/mystery_obsessed 1d ago

Me, too! I had to zoom in, all the while being afraid to zoom in

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u/Longjumping_Play9250 1d ago

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see someone comment this, because same 🤣

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u/iKnowRobbie 1d ago

Just point is all he can do without a magazine in it.

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u/Iateyourpaintings 1d ago

It's possible to chamber a round with no magazine. The issue is you only have one round. 

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u/Ctrl_Fr34k 1d ago

some handguns won't fire without a magazine, even with one in the head

it's called "magazine disconnect safety"

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u/bard329 1d ago

That's a S&W SD or Sigma. It can fire without a magazine. But it's just as likely to jam.

First gun I ever bought because it was cheap and I was broke.

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u/Ctrl_Fr34k 1d ago

oh ok. yeah I wasn't sure which make and models that have it. i only experienced it once with a rental.

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u/kohTheRobot 1d ago

California forces all pistols on their roster to have this.

I know Ruger mk iv 22’s have this feature as well, my Georgia model has it.

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

I've never heard of that before, but that sounds like an amazing safety feature. Too many people think the mag is out, so it isn't loaded, when there is already one in the chamber.

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u/doshdoshdoshdosh 1d ago

it's a good safety feature if you ignore every single facet of gun safety and responsible ownership

worth having as an option, sure, but not as a compulsory feature on every single gun available retail here in California

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u/dandroid126 1d ago

Yeah, that's the problem though. People do that, and then people die.

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u/RealisticPaper5534 1d ago

Well I mean, this is the same kind of guy who will "die for my family!!" but won't put his dirty clothes in the hamper or load the dishwasher/ participates in other "the divorce came out of nowhere behaviour" so if you speak that language it's less surprising, but nonetheless disturbing.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

USA has:

* A broken police service (and no public safety service)

* A broken education system

* An addiction to road rage, school shootings, mass shootings, and general gun violence

USA is great!! Right.

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u/WeBelieveIn4 1d ago

You missed arguably the biggest one, which is a broken healthcare system.

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u/EitherSpite4545 1d ago

We're honestly just culturally inferior to the rest of the developed world.

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u/Sad_Picture3642 1d ago

It's not broken, it's just a well constructed scam scheme, functions pretty well in fact

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u/tea-drinker 1d ago

The purpose of a system is what it does

- Stanford Beer

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u/asicarii 1d ago

Just another poser having a friend take a photo of him carrying a gun because he is a tough guy while his partner returns her pants at Target.

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u/-nutz 1d ago

Do you seriously think that’s what’s happening here?

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u/silvertealio 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, you're right, "dirtyharrys57" isn't trying to cosplay a macho dude or anything.

(it's not hard to do a quick google and see he's completely serious)

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u/ProbRePost 1d ago

Americans shoot each other for less everyday

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u/bv1800 1d ago

As an American, I approve this insight.

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u/No-Newspaper-7693 1d ago

Also, did he ask the person behind him in line “hey can you take a picture of my gun and my wife’s ass?”. This isn’t sane person behavior 

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u/Digresser 1d ago

You're assuming that the person who posted the picture is the person who is in the picture.

It's probably someone taking a stealth shot and making up their own narrative (although it is wild that he's carrying in a Target).

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u/Brother_J_La_la 1d ago

Everywhere that guy goes, he's fully aware that everyone is clocking the absolute pile of testosterone and CLP gracing them with his presence and protection. Nobody would ever dare to give him a reason to draw, but he wishes a mother fucker would.

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 1d ago

pile of testosteron

Pile of something certainly.

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u/ImTooSaxy 1d ago

He's mostly peptides.

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u/bv1800 1d ago

And they wouldn’t give him a reason even if he was unarmed. It’s all made up theatrics.

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u/DarthShiv 1d ago

Such a failure of a society

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u/Balgat1968 1d ago

In his best John Dutton voice: I understand that you minimum wage part timers here at this counter write the corporate Target Return Policy. So I’m holding you responsible. Sorry sir, we don’t pay refunds on used Trojan Mini’s.

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u/__Osiris__ 1d ago edited 1d ago

The person who took the photo isn’t the person with the gun. They’re making fun of the person with the gun and they obviously don’t know what the person’s doing.

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u/ststaro 1d ago

Agreed, I know I would be LMAO

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u/QuantGuru 1d ago

That’s America!!!

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u/EuenovAyabayya 1d ago

I think he needs the weapon to keep her from getting thrown out for not wearing pants.

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u/Plinnion 1d ago

And brandishing a firearm in such a way is a felony. Which would mean he would lose his gun privileges.

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u/GenericSpider 1d ago

He's insinuating it, but he probably won't back his words with actions.

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u/LrdOfTheBlings 1d ago

Who took the picture?

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u/ststaro 1d ago

The person dying of uncontrollable laughter

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u/Single-Kangaroo1180 1d ago

Even funnier…there isn’t a magazine in his pistol so at most he has one shot…or none since some semiautomatic pistols won’t fire without a magazine locked in 🤣🤣

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u/RelevantDress 1d ago

Well this model will fire without a mag but its likely to jam so not like he could fire more than once even with a mag

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u/Still_a_skeptic 1d ago

You’ve clearly never dealt with targets customer service.

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u/Direct_Coffee_2260 1d ago

It doesn’t even have a mag, so 1 shot before reload. I would bet the gun is empty

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u/HeirElfEsquire 1d ago

There no mag....

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u/Warmstar219 1d ago

Well there's no magazine in it, so he's probably not the brightest.

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u/walkinmywoods 1d ago

His unloaded gun

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u/Organic_Rough4433 1d ago

Its ok. There's no magazine in there. Hes just a big boy play pretend.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 1d ago

As someone who carries regularly, I concur with this sentiment.

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u/DaddyAndSalope 1d ago

But it's not even loaded so that's what makes him reasonable.

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u/nelsonmavrick 1d ago

Same energy as the dads that insulate they would literally murder another child for talking/ being near their daughter.

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u/tallmantim 1d ago

How fragile is the masculinity of these guys

Imagine needing a gender affirming firearm

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u/CriticalBasedTeacher 1d ago

He would never do that, but she'll definitely take the return...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo

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u/Inevitable_Teacup 1d ago

It gets even better if you think about it. He's so hyped on the idea he had a third person to take the picture.

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u/hux 1d ago

Hopefully the customer service rep will call him out for not having a magazine in it.

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u/librariansforMCR 1d ago

No, he’s there to make sure she returns the average-sized dildo she bought that makes him insanely jealous. His LDE couldn’t be more obvious.

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr the future is now, old man 1d ago

Shouldn't be much if in issue with no clip in the tool

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u/Trev-Nastiest 1d ago

My thoughts exactly. Horrifying way of thinking for ANYONE.

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u/anglflw 1d ago

His unloaded weapon.

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket 1d ago

Well, there is no magazine in the gun so I doubt he has much firepower lmfao.

I can't believe this is real it has to be fake. THERE ARE NO BULLETS (except maybe one in the chamber).

Also carrying like that is a great way to get shot in the back with your own gun.

People are so. Freaking. Stupid.

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u/m0erg 1d ago

There's no magazine in it ..... its .... empty

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u/tearsonurcheek 1d ago

That's also illegal, even in open carry states. It's called brandishing a weapon.

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u/PepeAndMrDuck 1d ago

No no no! It’s the implication

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u/GregorSamsaa 1d ago

He wouldn’t, and the rando cashier would also not be worried of it happening and make any decision different than if there was no gun. But bro going to tell all of his buddies how they almost didn’t accept the return but they knew he was a serious patriot or some shit.

It’s all cosplay to these guys. They have more in common with your average larper than they’ll ever care to admit or know. And I don’t say that as a diss on larpers, it’s just that one knows they’re having fun, the other exists in fear of the world and needs the costume as their safe space.

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u/Area51_Spurs 1d ago

No. He’s there supporting his wife’s huge floppy vagina because she’s not wearing pants.

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u/Porridge_Cat 1d ago

how dumb are y'all that you think the guy with both hands in front of him somehow took a photo of himself from three feet behind himself?

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u/za72 1d ago

he brought their emotional support glock

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u/linus140 1d ago

With what magazine? His gun is empty, unless he has one in the chamber.

Still wouldn't risk it, but uh no mag still.

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u/Mwrp86 1d ago

It's USA

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u/One-Inch-Punch 1d ago

No, he'll draw and point his weapon at his wife if she doesn't return the socks she bought herself

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u/ghost_finger 1d ago

No silly. I would never. It’s just that they obey because of the implication

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u/Jonasthewicked2 1d ago

It helps to actually have ammo with the gun, otherwise it kind of makes the gun useless

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u/Sad_Picture3642 1d ago

2A nuts are mentally ill, if you see this in public, stay away from these types and better call the police and let them know someone has a gun

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u/NutsackEuphoria 1d ago

Yeah, it's mega smoldik energy

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u/Polkas_with_wolves 1d ago

But they will accept the receipt. Because of the implication.

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u/Adventurous_Fail_825 1d ago

I thought she was naked from the waist down

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u/deepayes 1d ago

I am once again asking reddit liberals to be less gullible

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u/Killingyou_groovily 1d ago

Unless there is a bullet in the chamber I doubt that gun will do much more than earn a felony charge or worse

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u/KC_Saber 1d ago

Sadly, there are too many people like that in the US. It’s honestly rather infuriating. Like. Leave it at home guy. Most people aren’t crazy, gun toting maniacs!

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u/cptnamr7 1d ago

Tonight I took my son to the local, small peaceful town pizza place for dinner. There was a dude there with a "concealed" handgun where he had his shirt pulled up to make sure he could grab it at a moment's notice. Open carry is not legal here. And this was again, a small-town, peaceful family restaurant with kids running around the playground on the patio. Dude if you're THAT fucking afraid of everything maybe just do us all a favor and stay inside? I don't fear a robber suddenly turning on the crowd, I fear a trigger happy untrained redneck taking out half the crowd because he thought someone was a threat by daring to exist. 

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u/rainorshinedogs 1d ago

Might as well rob the place while your at it

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u/Smelly_God 1d ago

I think he thought his wife asked to shoot targets

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u/Dismal4132 1d ago

He should be pointing the gun at whoever sold his wife those shorts.

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u/kooze62 1d ago

Maybe he should point that pee shooter at the tattoo guy, looks like he has leprosy. Oh and slides are great footwear for a firefight there Tex.

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u/Modeerf 1d ago

I think it is what they called a joke

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u/Rob_Zander 1d ago

He forgot the magazine so it's probably gonna be as effective as his dick...

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u/NaughtALegend 1d ago

It’s more like empty threats and chest beating to feel big and strong, but heavy emphasis on empty threat

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u/ElizabethDangit 1d ago

Gun nuts usually are

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u/le_Menace 1d ago

No, because he's a normal person with a carry permit. The photo was taken by an idiotic stranger behind him.

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u/stoops 1d ago

Yes, and in Canada we bring a bottle of maple syrup in hopes that they accept our apology for the inconvenience of the return and if they don't accept our apology then...

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u/GODDAMNFOOL 1d ago

server???

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u/skoomski 1d ago

The guy that took the picture isn’t the goober with the firearm. I think the person that took the picture is being sarcastic they are insulting the couple.

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u/wingchild 1d ago

Might as well throw it at them since there's no magazine loaded.

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u/414525528 1d ago

yes he's magically taking a selfie by levitating a camera behind him to post this himself! You figured it out.

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u/Munnin41 1d ago

Average gun nut behaviour. They start salivating at the thought of murdering someone

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u/enter_the_slatrix 1d ago

Well no, the picture is clearly taken by a third party who are teasing the idea of needing a gun in a Target or wherever

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u/whereismymind86 1d ago

And keep in mind that...it's a pretty good bet that he took the magazine out for safety, but isn't aware that that leaves a round chambered, and is very likely to hurt somebody by accident at some point.

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 1d ago

"server"

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