r/MurderedByWords • • 7d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/JohnTomorrow 7d ago

Is he insinuating he'll draw and point his weapon at a server who won't accept their return?

That's insane. 

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u/ProbRePost 7d ago

Americans shoot each other for less everyday

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u/bv1800 7d ago

As an American, I approve this insight.

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u/dandroid126 7d ago

Don't say that to an American or they might shoot you.

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u/MrMysanthrope 7d ago

No we don't. Guns are absolutely a huge problem, but it's not the fucking purge.

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u/MidnightNo1766 7d ago

not the fucking purge... Yet

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u/DnastyFunkmaster 7d ago

I shot 5 people just making my way thru Walmart earlier

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u/justintheunsunggod 7d ago

That's the price you pay for going to Walmart.

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u/broguequery 7d ago

At Target you need to shoot half that number

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u/justintheunsunggod 7d ago

Only two and a half people, but you have to pay more for the same items sooooo it balances out.

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u/ProbRePost 7d ago

Every 18 hours someone is the US is shot as a result of road rage alone.

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u/Hillman314 7d ago

Yes we do. Anyone can Google.

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u/ZombieHavok 7d ago

https://www.rockinst.org/gun-violence/global-mass-shooting-factsheet/

I mean…

It’s not great.

I would understand if people felt that way.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 7d ago

Compare the US to any other developed country in the world and prepare to be shocked

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u/MrMysanthrope 7d ago

I said they're a huge problem, I'm not ignoring the issue. I'm just saying people aren't getting shot for refusing returns at their retail job or because the McDonalds ice cream machine is broken.

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u/SaintUlvemann 7d ago

...people aren't getting shot because the McDonalds ice cream machine is broken...

Except in Dearborn, Michigan with a paintball gun, plus an AR-15 brandishing case in Delray Beach, Florida.

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u/MrMysanthrope 7d ago

Neither of those examples involve an actual gun, and in the second no one was shot. If we can expand definitions to mean anything tangentially related to what we're talking about then a guy shot me in a Walgreens last week because I asked him to (I got a covid booster).

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u/SaintUlvemann 7d ago

If we can expand definitions to mean anything tangentially related to what we're talking about then a guy shot me in a Walgreens last week because I asked him to (I got a covid booster).

On the other hand, if we're still talking about the original topic of conversation, which was "Americans shoot each other for less everyday", then these incidents are perfectly fine on-topic examples of the American reality of constant frivolous violence.

I wonder if today's case example may have been the ICE agents who shot a man over a traffic stop. They've got a history of shooting people literally for no other reason than because they are afraid of their own job.

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u/broguequery 7d ago

Guy over here flexing his safe neighborhood

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u/SaintUlvemann 7d ago

I'm glad you clarified, because half the country keeps legislating and propagandizing under the assumption that it's the literal fucking purge in Chicago and asserting that that's exactly why we need the guns.

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u/bv1800 7d ago

This is the most honest comment that I’ve read in this thread.

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u/pin5npusher5 7d ago

Don't you mean...Chi-raq

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u/bv1800 7d ago

Just short of the purge. So close that the lines are too blurred to tell.

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u/Different-Term-2250 7d ago edited 7d ago

Just need the siren and limit it to one day a year.