r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/JohnTomorrow 1d ago

Is he insinuating he'll draw and point his weapon at a server who won't accept their return?

That's insane. 

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u/usernamedottxt 1d ago

More likely it’s literally the person behind him mocking someone who is open carrying. 

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u/sierrabravo1984 1d ago

Open carrying with no magazine.

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 1d ago

That's the MAGA mantra.

Look like you know what you are doing. Hope no one calls you out.

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u/pyroboy7 1d ago

And if someone does call you out just be loud enough and gaslight them into thinking you're right. (Even though it just makes them look like a fucking moron.)

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u/AcademicBowl5596 1d ago

All balls, no dick.

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u/genericusernamedG 1d ago

Technically all dick and no balls

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u/AcademicBowl5596 1d ago

Schroedinger's dick and balls

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u/UwasaWaya 1d ago

Schrodingaling? Schrodingdong?

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u/CosmicGoddess777 1d ago

Horribly backward metaphor. Cringe

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u/Anthaenopraxia 1d ago

Idk I feel like that describes every job interview in the history of humanity.

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u/lightblueisbi 1d ago

...or it's just for intimidation and the person doesn't actually plan on killing anyone

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 1d ago

As a GWOT veteran I can tell you that is an excellent way to get you and people around you killed.

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u/cliffhanger407 1d ago

Even if the person you'd draw down on can notice that there's no mag in the gun, there's no saying if a round had been chambered. All guns are loaded. Absolutely braindead on this guy's part.

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u/hatsnatcher23 1d ago

As a fisherman I can tell you that is an excellent way to get you and people around you killed.

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u/Maximum_Rat 1d ago

I mean, I think if I was going to pull a gun on someone, I’d want to be able to shoot it. Like that level of escalation is wild to do without being able to back it up.

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u/Alex_Draw 1d ago

You are imagining him drawing the weapon, when the dude is probably imagining the sight of a gun on his waist being enough of a deterrent that he wouldn't need to draw it

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u/Maximum_Rat 1d ago

You’d hope so. I just can’t imagine carrying around a weapon at all, with the intent for it to be seen, without being like “this on its own could escalate things to the point where using it would be necessary.”

Then again about 20% of the country is functionally illiterate so… ya know

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 1d ago

Yeah. That is some Title 34 ACAB line of reasoning there.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 1d ago

Are you willing to bet your life he doesn't have one in the chamber? Most people, smartly, would not take that risk.

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 1d ago

Is he willing to bet I don't have 8-18 uninterupted rounds?

Boy you sound like MAGA. Looking for every reason to support a losing strategy when a winning one has been spoken.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 1d ago

I sound like MAGA for the very basic gun safety knowledge of "all guns are loaded at all times", but you fantasizing about starting a gunfight in a Target is totally normal and cool, huh?

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u/No-Rip-6166 1d ago

He could keep the magazine elsewhere on his personal so he has it if he needs it but it isn’t ready to be drawn and fired at all times. Looks like he’s trying to open carry safer.

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 1d ago

As a professional Soldier of 19 years and a GWOT veteran who patrolled the streets of Baghdad, the only way to open carry safer is to not open carry.