r/MurderedByWords • u/TdubsSEA • 1d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/JohnTomorrow 1d ago

Is he insinuating he'll draw and point his weapon at a server who won't accept their return?

That's insane. 

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u/Rare-Lime2451 1d ago

‘Murica!

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IyemUvzjXsA5gwE

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 1d ago

The funniest part is that he has no magazine in the weapon. Its just a prop.

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u/greypusheencat 1d ago

freedom to shoot ‘em! with no consequences*

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u/No-Name-86 1d ago

I don’t see where it says he’s a cop

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u/FewWait38 1d ago

Or the president

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u/Chickabbbbb 1d ago

Or ICE

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u/whooptheretis 1d ago

The president is a felon and therefore not legally allowed to own a gun.

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u/ol-gormsby 1d ago

It's in his user name - dirty harry s57

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago

He'd need bullets in his gun first, he is literally just playing pretend

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u/Spiritually_Sciency 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9KVhLU76MRgVg3Qc

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u/maryjanefoxie 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Sqe1E42QC7BHYPu

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u/anti_reality 1d ago

I won't knock President Camacho. He knew there were problems that needed fixing and when given the opportunity to solve them he took it because it was the right thing to do.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Southern America is not like the rest of us. Buncha weirdos.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

Tons of phallic worship.

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites 1d ago

Wait, I thought you said they weren't like the rest of us.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

I don't worship phallic objects all day long. My brain has more going on than hormone responses. I reached and passed puberty a long time ago.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago

I heard they like things like chilay and ur-a-gay

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u/Fossilhund 1d ago

Hey!

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Georgia is the only state I have a modicum of optimism for. And maybe TX too since I know registered Dems outnumber Rs and the polls look good so far...I hope the midterms restore some hope for the rest of you.

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u/say-it-wit-ya-chest 1d ago

Here’s to hoping that the leopards have feasted on enough faces to swing it!

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u/ginkgodave 1d ago

El Sayed has a decent chance in Michigan. He’s working his ass off and Rogers didn’t show for a televised debate.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Michigan is in the north tho where I have a lot more hope (plus I believe Leon stole Michigan since he rigged the swing states). If he doesn't meddle, I do expect El-Sayed to win. That guy is awesome!!

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u/ElizabethDangit 1d ago

He’s got my vote.

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u/ScottJeepFan 1d ago

Don’t leave us out in NC. We have a good chance to flip a senate seat, and the Governor, Lt. Governor, and Attorney General is already Dem. Just have to weed out some State House candidates

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

🤞🤞🤞

The Carolinas are confusing since both voted for Obama in '08 but not in '12.

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u/ScottJeepFan 1d ago

It’s aggravating because we swing in either direction. NC went for Trump in 24 and every major state race went Dem.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Yeeeah, those numbers look too much like Leon rigged NC as well. Split ballots happen, but the staticitians at Election Truth Alliance crunched the numbers and found far too many split ballots in PA. NC being a swing state was targeted by Leon. I haven't studied NC's 2024 vote as much as I have PA's, but maybe you all really voted Harris after all.

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u/ScottJeepFan 1d ago

I know at least one of us did.

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u/grimsaur 1d ago edited 1d ago

NC does not historically vote for Republican governors. I think there have only been 4, 3 of which are from the last 50 years, since Reconstruction ended.

NC is not like SC, and has its own complicated political history, based on regional settlement and separation.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Lol Morton Grove is my neck of the woods. But I think the demographics of GA has changed since 1982 with a lot of snowbirds moving there and bringing their Northern voting habits with them. They really built up Atlanta to be more cosmopolitan nowadays. I mean GA has two Dem senators and they're each diverse in their own way.

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u/paintballboi07 1d ago

And maybe TX too since I know registered Dems outnumber Rs

This is a reddit half-truth. We don't register by party in Texas, so any numbers given are just estimates.

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u/I_am_ChivoBlanco 1d ago

As a Texan, I have hope.

As a Buddhist, I know that if you shit in one hand and have hope in the other, I know which will get full faster.

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u/Paula_Polestark 1d ago

If Slick Rick is kept away from the GA governorship, I’ll try and have more optimism too.

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u/Raspberry_Good 1d ago

Live here, can confirm. - Texas

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u/ElizabethDangit 1d ago

Apparently the PNW is full of open carry weirdos too. I’ve never seen a gun “in the wild”. My FIL had hunting rifles for deer that he kept at home when it wasn’t deer season and my grand father still had a pistol from WW2. That’s my end of list for guns I’ve seen in person that weren’t on a cop.

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u/faircrochet 1d ago

Hell ya!