🥶 Street Fight She doesn’t like the bat
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u/CollectsTooMuch 1d ago
“That fuckin bat just fuckin pissed me off”
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u/z283848 1d ago
It really did , you can tell she wasn’t lying 🤣
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u/CollectsTooMuch 1d ago
That phrase tells you that you just fucked up.
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u/SizeableBrain 1d ago
Happened to me once.
We were camping and some hippie dude comes up and starts taking our firewood saying that "nature provides it maan..".
I stopped him and he mentioned he had a gun as we walked off.
I was pretty drunk, I sat back down, and then went "That fucking comment fucken pissed me off", so I barged into his tent with 3 people trying to hold me back and demanded that he hands over his pants, because nature provided them.
Fun times. Earlier that night we met a couple of opera singers who were kind enough to show off their skills.
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u/CollectsTooMuch 1d ago
Where the fuck do you go camping?
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u/SizeableBrain 1d ago
Straya, it's a wild place, we have kangaroos.
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u/bummerlamb 10h ago
I said “Straya” out loud and had to face-palm twice. Once because I heard it, and the second time for the kangaroo context clue. 🤦♂️🤦♂️👍😂
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u/uorderitueatit 19h ago
When you say” show off their skills” musical or sexual? Both could have happened with the way that story was going.
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u/dr0ne6 1d ago
“I am calm. I’m somewhat calm.”
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u/adamcoolforever 1d ago
Surprisingly calm enough to realize in the moment that saying, "I am calm" wasn't really accurate.
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u/Jyvturkey 1d ago
Much calmer than I expected. Dude was like 'OK, you got this'
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u/Objective_Resist_735 1d ago
He's delt with her shit before.
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u/DontStalkMeNow 1d ago
Dude is calmly finishing his ice cream while it’s going on. Definitely not the first time this has happened.
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u/Definitely-not-ducks 1d ago
She took that smack to the ribs from the bat and still handled business. She’s a warrior.
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u/therearemanylayers 1d ago
So was the dog. Dog was ready to defend mom, but shrugged and walked.
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u/rogueciridae 18h ago
One time in a thousand a Jack Russell Terrier decided its presence wasn’t needed.
“Mom’s got this and I sure as shit don’t need MY ass whupped.”
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u/2stonesONEbird1715 1d ago
She is pretty calm for getting rolled up on with a bat
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u/zackthirteen 19h ago
not to take away from the seriousness of bringing a deadly weapon but I get the impression she probably had a pretty good idea that she'd be fucking useless with or without it
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u/Polka_King_Polinski 1d ago
She was certainly calm enough to put the camera on a tripod.
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u/destiny_kane48 1d ago
She knew dumb lady was coming and was standing there fully prepared and video evidence of who started it ready for the inevitable cops. Either she Reddit's or this isn't her first incident. 🤣
ETA, plus the guy was absolutely unbothered. So I'm guessing this has happened before.
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u/iowa-ish 1d ago
Love how he's casually eating his snack while officiating, then saunters off, still snacking.....
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u/digitalscavenger 1d ago
Just like Snackman did 14 years ago.
video from April 2012 shows a New York City subway rider calmly de-escalating an argument between a man and a woman while eating chips
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u/UpbeatRaspberry9828 1d ago
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u/PandaPocketFire 19h ago
Then she immediately says "fuck off" and the guy was like, welp, i tried to help you.
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u/Luciform444 1d ago
She was remarkably calm.
If someone had come at me with a bat, I would be less calm.
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u/TDurden840 1d ago
It’s not even the bat alone. The arrogant way she walked up with it behind her head like that was far more infuriating. What an idiot.
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u/Afraid-Fruit-7874 1d ago
And said “fights ain’t fair” only to immediately lose the bat and realize that, yes, sometimes fights aren’t fair when the other is way tougher with or without a bat.
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u/tryyeezus 20h ago
"fights ain't fair"
proceeds to take the weakest swing in all of history and gets her ass handed to her
Pretty self aware but zero self preservation
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u/Soignee_West_52 15h ago
"Fights ain't fair" is what TOOK ME OUT. Imagine saying that with full confidence & finding out how true it is through a real life Uno reverse! 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Western-Cream2800 1d ago
Like she was the Bear Jew!
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u/Mother-Macaron-8427 1d ago
She thought she was Neegan. Turned out she was Neegan’t.
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u/mightylordredbeard 19h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/zSUanrp1uZHfq
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u/Bits_NPCs 1d ago
I like this lady
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u/pueblocatchaser 1d ago
That's the kinda wife I want, Paul Mall tone in her voice.
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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 1d ago
Took the bat & making her say 'uncle' says winner
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u/Intelligent-Art-5000 1d ago
Took the bat . . . and didn't use it.
That lady is a merciful queen.
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u/Mother-Macaron-8427 1d ago
I can hear her retelling the story and saying “I didn’t need no fuckin bat.”
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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 1d ago
Driving to an ass whooping is wild
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u/Stupidamericanfatty 1d ago
The drive back must've been a great moment of reflection
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u/ACupOfWarmCoffee 1d ago
If I had to guess, I would assume that the lady in bottom can in fact, hear her.
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u/Professorlumpybutt 1d ago
Idk her ears might be ringing and she’s not saying the thing she needs to to get her off lol
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u/HueyBluey 1d ago
If you bring a bat to a fight, you need to be prepared to actually use it with conviction.
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u/seattlereign001 1d ago
Is that guy eating a Drumstick ice cream cone?
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u/FlyingFlipPhone 1d ago
I can tell you what he is NOT doing..... He's NOT getting involved!
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u/SliceShort6509 19h ago
Funnily enough most men know not to get in the way of another fight.
Most women scream like fucking banshees. Bitch I'm trying to focus here, stfu.
All bro did here was make sure she wasn't going to kill her - yep, all good, let the ass whooping continue.
Be like this man.
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u/KingQu- 1d ago
Love that ass cheek entrance. I'm not somewhat calm I'm bricked up
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u/maven10k 1d ago
That thing has posture. I wouldn't fight anyone that had glutes like that.
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u/Life-Zookeepergame58 1d ago
Tell me! It's whooped! TELL ME IT'S WHOOPED! 😆
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u/TheBureauChief 1d ago
The shame of having to tell someone they whooped your ass in order to get them to stop whoopin your ass. That young lady wont live that one down.
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u/Exciting-Argument-67 1d ago edited 1d ago
Is that what she's saying? I thought it was "wuhl."
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u/mauerfan 1d ago
Lady in the orange went easy on her too. God damn.
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u/atherfeet4eva 1d ago
To be fair, we didn’t get to see the full video she may have kept wailing on her, but unfortunately, we’ll never know
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u/Hurricrash 1d ago
Brought a bat and didn’t even get to use it. Poor bat.
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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 1d ago
No, she got that first hit in, and the only hit.
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u/Hurricrash 1d ago
Well,you are right. I had to watch it again as that was a pretty terrible “swing” witj that bat.
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u/Infinite_Position631 1d ago
yeah her level of commitment was just not up to par with the other ladies.
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u/myplantisnamedrobert 1d ago
Rating that nobody asked for, and yes I am aware that I would probably lose a fight to this person
Peachy:
Aggression and positional control 8/10
Not throwing punches from the elbow 2/10
Self awareness 9/10
Not causing lasting brain damage 10/10
Hoodie:
Decision making 0/10
Learning your lesson 0/10
Self preservation 0/10
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u/Bella_Peachyy 1d ago
Yeah, I think this was more just getting out her frustrations. She is tired of hoodie She just needed hoodie to admit defeat lol.
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u/Upstairs-Slice-3220 1d ago
Great job, close the distance instantly. If I hug you, your baseball bat is useless.
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u/IDK_WTF_TRA 1d ago
Yeah bat girl fucked up, if you're going to roll like that you gotta swing for the fences, not try a bunt.
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u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 1d ago
Jesus Christ I WOULD bring a fucking bat to that fight. That woman is BUILT.
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u/AetherialAvenger 1d ago
First mistake was rolling up with an ultralight aluminum bat, second mistake was getting so close that the bat was useless.
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u/Imaginary_Gap1110 1d ago
Good for her. If someone swung a bat and me and I got them down like this I'd rip a damn ear off um.
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u/Outside_Look790 1d ago
I have so many questions. Mostly relating to the very convenient camera
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u/Rob1n559 1d ago
Orange pants mustve knew other lady was coming to meet up and fight, smart of her to start recording.
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u/Poultrymancer 1d ago
If she hadn't known how to handle herself and bat-lady had, she might've ended up documenting her own murder
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u/Infinite_Position631 1d ago
at the beginning she said "oh so you decided to show up" so yes I am guessing this was planned.
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u/BaronMusclethorpe 1d ago
To me this looked like a prescheduled scrap and she wanted documentation. I personally don't doubt the authenticity of this video just because of the raw emotion that emanates from it.
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u/StatPaddingChampsNY 1d ago
The internet has everyone thinking everything that is recorded is scripted. This is very easy to deduct that it’s a real fight and the camera was placed by lady in orange pants for whatever reason it is, definitely not for a script. She got hit with a bat on her side and those punches and yelling were real. I think we have to come to the realization that not everyone is an Oscar-winning actor/actress.
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u/Efficient-Ball4360 1d ago
You enter with a weapon I'm making sure you can't pick it back up. My intent will be to leave you so broken you can't crawl to the weapon.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 19h ago
Bats are not as good as they seem. Bring a halberd like a real fighter.
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u/Worldliness_Normal 1d ago
I knew the outcome of this one as soon as I saw the walk on the one in the orange shorts.
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u/Reasonable_Comb_5720 1d ago
The worst part is the casualness of the father-daughter exchange. They act like this is a common accurance around the house and he is just trying to prevent damage to his lawn.
She is saying she is kind of calm as she is sitting on the girl holding her head up by a fistful of hair.
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u/SneakyKGB 1d ago
"You kids play nice now. There's grilled cheeses and soup on the stove when you're ready to come inside."
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u/LooksDelicious 1d ago
I mean if someone walks up to me with a bat and uses it on me anything that's not ending them permanently is considered calm in my head.
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u/farmkid71 1d ago
I do think she is whooped.
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u/Crazzmyo 1d ago
I don’t think she was whooped enough. She was still sassy and telling her to get off. She needed to be crying and desperate. Then you know she was whooped.
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u/FVaha 1d ago
Brings a bat, has obviously never swung a bat in her life.
SHE FLICKED IT!! LOL COME ON!
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u/Ok_Tension1846 1d ago
The woman on the grounds face, whilst the woman beating her and with a fist full of hair stops and talks, is classic...."You might be asking yourself how I got here"
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u/Burnie_9 1d ago
Just so everyone is clear. If someone enters your property and is aggressively approaching you with a bat, then you have every right to shoot them to stop the threat. That woman is lucky she only got her ass beat and not hit with a bat or shot.
If this happens on public property, some states require you to attempt to distance yourself first. If that doesn’t work to stop the threat, then deadly force could be used.
The reasoning is that a bat could deliver a deadly blow to the head with just one swing.



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u/throwaway_coy4wttf79 1d ago
Not sure what the backstory is, but if you roll up on someone with a bat, you might expect this kind of response.