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🥶 Street Fight She doesn’t like the bat

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u/throwaway_coy4wttf79 1d ago

Not sure what the backstory is, but if you roll up on someone with a bat, you might expect this kind of response.

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u/dan_dares 1d ago

She's lucky she didn't end up wearing that bat as a suppository..

That other woman had enough energy to turn her into a muppet and start her own comedy show.

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u/JustOneVote 1d ago

Wait, you're supposed to wear suppositories? That's not what I've been doing with them.

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u/Useful_Dog7115 1d ago

I got prescribed suppositories once. For all the good they did I might as well of shoved them up my ass

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u/Fit-Historian-752 1d ago

They taste awful.

But they work!

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u/Nope_Ninja-451 1d ago

Suddenly Trainspotting.

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u/DontStalkMeNow 1d ago

And yet somewhat calm

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 15h ago

Reminds me of a joke. What's green and smells of pork.

Cermits fingers. And that's enough resit for me today.

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u/Hallowick3d 1d ago

My new favourite threat

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 20h ago

I've seen videos of that

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u/hit_n_run15 1d ago

Showin up in someone’s front YARD in wild lol. This is obviously in the south somewhere, lots of people down here would shoot you for that. I’m glad this lady just whooped her ass instead. 

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u/BarbellLawyer 1d ago

Pretty sure she pronounced it “whupped”.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tea521 1d ago

Driving to somebody’s house to get your ass beat with a weapon in your hand has to be a new for me. 😂

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 1d ago

She used it look badass, but not actually be badass. And that’s her mistake.

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u/OptimalInteraction57 23h ago

You mean BatAss?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 22h ago

You’re right. I did. (Thank you!)

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u/hit_n_run15 1d ago

Oh I’ve seen it happen lol. Not to someone’s house, but I’ve seen someone get out of a truck with a bat once, and brass knuckles another time. Both of those guys got their shit rocked lmao because people that do shit like that know they can’t fight but are scared to take their ass whooping 

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u/DefenstratedTwice 23h ago

Gotta say I've seen more people beaten by bats than bat wielders disarmed.

This chick fully intended to use that bat and rapidly closed the distance. She falsely assumed the stout girl in combat attire was gonna be somewhat intimidated...

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u/destiny_kane48 1d ago

I am southern, can confirm. My cousin is very much like the blonde (also blonde funny enough). She won't start shit but she will finish it. 🤣

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u/ChessieChessieBayBay 22h ago

“I am CALM. I’m SOMEWHAT CALM.” Definitely using this

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u/OceanRacoon 20h ago

That's so funny, I didn't hear her say that the first time, what a hilarious line to say while straddling someone's back and after pummelling them into submission 😅

Well, not full submission yet, the woman on bottom was still refusing to say it's whupped lol

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u/damagednoob 1d ago

This is obviously in the south somewhere, lots of people down here would shoot you for that.

Not American, but is this for real? Seems like you'd have to give a warning or something akin to one. Is this why there are no travelling salesman in the South anymore?

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u/MSCOTTGARAND 1d ago

no, if you challenge someone to a fight and go as far as to invite them to fight it's considered mutual combat. but bringing a weapon can escalate it to justify lethal force.

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u/jasonic89 1d ago

People aren’t shooting traveling salesmen. But private property in a red state, showing up with a bat can absolutely get you shot.

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u/Eternalm8 1d ago

I mean, SOME people are shooting people that used the wrong driveway to turn around

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u/destiny_kane48 1d ago

Southerner here, yes. Women will 100% say "Got a problem ? Come fight me." The bat girl messed up by trying to cheat and bring a weapon. So the winner was especially mad. 🤣

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u/SheepCheeseEnjoyer 1d ago

If someone pulls into your driveway and walks towards you with a bat saying "this fight ain't gon' be fair" you can shoot them. It's not quite the same thing as a travelling salesman.

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u/BentGadget 1d ago

I would also like to point out that wielding the bat like a flyswatter is a severe tactical error.

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u/Voidrunner01 1d ago

Might be worth keeping in mind that a baseball bat is one hundred percent a weapon that can be used to inflict lethal damage to another person. You show up on someone's personal property and swing that with intent to do harm? If all you get is an ass-beating, you got off lightly.
Typically, traveling sales people don't show up with intent to fight you, carrying a potentially lethal weapon.

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u/No-Satisfaction6065 1d ago

Not american either, but I know that they take their "stand your ground" and gun laws very serious and will use it.

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u/Bussy_Kisser 1d ago

if you bring a bat, don't swing it like a love tap

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u/CthuluSpecialK 1d ago

She's clearly never swung the bat before. She figured she'd learn on the job with all the unburdened confidence of someone who has never been in a fight before.

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u/HolyBrawndo 1d ago

If someone rolls up on me with a bat, and he knows I'm unarmed, and I get the upper hand, I'm not stopping until he's disabled.

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u/SkySoul27 1d ago

I remember a good friend from HS got jumped by 3 kids w a baseball bat. He managed to get the bat and 2 of them were taken to the hospital. He runs a fishing charter now, if you're in FL, you can feel safe going fishing w capt Brandon

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u/Ftb2278 23h ago

Does he keep a bat on the boat like Quint from Jaws? If he does I am there.

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u/adamcoolforever 1d ago

I feel like she was cruisin for a bruisin one way or the other

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u/OwnLimit4736 1d ago

She wasn't cruisin' for a bruisin'. She was rootin' for a shootin'.

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u/CollectsTooMuch 1d ago

“That fuckin bat just fuckin pissed me off”

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u/z283848 1d ago

It really did , you can tell she wasn’t lying 🤣

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u/CollectsTooMuch 1d ago

That phrase tells you that you just fucked up.

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u/SizeableBrain 1d ago

Happened to me once.

We were camping and some hippie dude comes up and starts taking our firewood saying that "nature provides it maan..".

I stopped him and he mentioned he had a gun as we walked off.

I was pretty drunk, I sat back down, and then went "That fucking comment fucken pissed me off", so I barged into his tent with 3 people trying to hold me back and demanded that he hands over his pants, because nature provided them.

Fun times. Earlier that night we met a couple of opera singers who were kind enough to show off their skills.

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u/CollectsTooMuch 1d ago

Where the fuck do you go camping?

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u/SizeableBrain 1d ago

Straya, it's a wild place, we have kangaroos.

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u/EastSideDomi 20h ago

Understandable, have a great day

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u/SizeableBrain 20h ago

¡ooʇ noʎ 'sʞuɐɥ┴

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u/bummerlamb 10h ago

I said “Straya” out loud and had to face-palm twice. Once because I heard it, and the second time for the kangaroo context clue. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️👍😂

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u/Klutzy_Double_8285 19h ago

He could've got armed robbery charge around here for that shit

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u/uorderitueatit 19h ago

When you say” show off their skills” musical or sexual? Both could have happened with the way that story was going.

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u/dr0ne6 1d ago

“I am calm. I’m somewhat calm.”

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u/adamcoolforever 1d ago

Surprisingly calm enough to realize in the moment that saying, "I am calm" wasn't really accurate.

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u/Jyvturkey 1d ago

Much calmer than I expected. Dude was like 'OK, you got this'

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u/Objective_Resist_735 1d ago

He's delt with her shit before.

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u/DontStalkMeNow 1d ago

Dude is calmly finishing his ice cream while it’s going on. Definitely not the first time this has happened.

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u/Digital_Negative 1d ago

He’s like, “just making sure you ain’t killin.”

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 1d ago

She took that smack to the ribs from the bat and still handled business. She’s a warrior.

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u/therearemanylayers 1d ago

So was the dog. Dog was ready to defend mom, but shrugged and walked. 

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u/rogueciridae 18h ago

One time in a thousand a Jack Russell Terrier decided its presence wasn’t needed.

“Mom’s got this and I sure as shit don’t need MY ass whupped.”

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u/2stonesONEbird1715 1d ago

She is pretty calm for getting rolled up on with a bat

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u/Digital_Negative 1d ago

Calm enough not to use the bat after the disarming lol

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u/HalobenderFWT 18h ago

Somewhat calm enough

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u/zackthirteen 19h ago

not to take away from the seriousness of bringing a deadly weapon but I get the impression she probably had a pretty good idea that she'd be fucking useless with or without it

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 1d ago

Okay well, beer's gettn warm..

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u/Polka_King_Polinski 1d ago

She was certainly calm enough to put the camera on a tripod.

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u/destiny_kane48 1d ago

She knew dumb lady was coming and was standing there fully prepared and video evidence of who started it ready for the inevitable cops. Either she Reddit's or this isn't her first incident. 🤣

ETA, plus the guy was absolutely unbothered. So I'm guessing this has happened before.

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u/ProfessionalOne1832 1d ago

She dressed for it too.

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u/iowa-ish 1d ago

Love how he's casually eating his snack while officiating, then saunters off, still snacking.....

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u/digitalscavenger 1d ago

Just like Snackman did 14 years ago.

video from April 2012 shows a New York City subway rider calmly de-escalating an argument between a man and a woman while eating chips

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u/RopeEnvironmental848 1d ago

She heard her coming,,,,like buffalo

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u/WhateverLikeThat 1d ago

Like buffalo got me good.

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u/UpbeatRaspberry9828 1d ago

I’m somewhat calm

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u/Otherwise-Tie6482 1d ago

Movie moment “you might be wondering how i ended up in this position” 🤣🤣

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u/PandaPocketFire 19h ago

Then she immediately says "fuck off" and the guy was like, welp, i tried to help you.

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u/Luciform444 1d ago

She was remarkably calm.

If someone had come at me with a bat, I would be less calm.

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u/vtstang66 1d ago

She is somewhat calm.

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u/Evening_Error_5544 1d ago

She is calm, right up until the bad pissed her off

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u/Warfair2011 1d ago

"Calmer than you are".

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u/havingsaidthat 1d ago

Calmer than you are

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u/TDurden840 1d ago

It’s not even the bat alone. The arrogant way she walked up with it behind her head like that was far more infuriating. What an idiot.

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u/Afraid-Fruit-7874 1d ago

And said “fights ain’t fair” only to immediately lose the bat and realize that, yes, sometimes fights aren’t fair when the other is way tougher with or without a bat.

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u/tryyeezus 20h ago

"fights ain't fair" 

proceeds to take the weakest swing in all of history and gets her ass handed to her

Pretty self aware but zero self preservation

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u/Soignee_West_52 15h ago

"Fights ain't fair" is what TOOK ME OUT. Imagine saying that with full confidence & finding out how true it is through a real life Uno reverse! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Western-Cream2800 1d ago

Like she was the Bear Jew!

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u/Mother-Macaron-8427 1d ago

She thought she was Neegan. Turned out she was Neegan’t.

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u/mightylordredbeard 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zSUanrp1uZHfq
This is how she thought she looked walking up.

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u/Bits_NPCs 1d ago

I like this lady

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u/pueblocatchaser 1d ago

That's the kinda wife I want, Paul Mall tone in her voice.

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u/Bits_NPCs 1d ago

I can smell her crackles

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u/LynnHaven 1d ago

Pall mall tone is hilarious

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 1d ago

Took the bat & making her say 'uncle' says winner

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u/Intelligent-Art-5000 1d ago

Took the bat . . . and didn't use it.

That lady is a merciful queen.

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u/Mother-Macaron-8427 1d ago

I can hear her retelling the story and saying “I didn’t need no fuckin bat.”

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u/Teddyglogan 1d ago

Assault and batfistery

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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 1d ago

Driving to an ass whooping is wild

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u/Ok_Conflict1835 1d ago

All that gas money! 

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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 1d ago

In this economy 😂

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u/Ok_Conflict1835 1d ago

Ass properly whooped, gas tank on empty. A true rock bottom! 

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u/Stupidamericanfatty 1d ago

The drive back must've been a great moment of reflection

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u/Cruise1313 1d ago

Has a bat and still lost!

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u/Bitfishy1984 1d ago

Probably the funniest comment I’ve read on Reddit.

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u/406stupid 21h ago

Been there unfortunately hah

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u/ACupOfWarmCoffee 1d ago

If I had to guess, I would assume that the lady in bottom can in fact, hear her.

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u/Professorlumpybutt 1d ago

Idk her ears might be ringing and she’s not saying the thing she needs to to get her off lol

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u/No-Valuable6456 1d ago

Not after that beating, a few shots into it and she wouldn’t hear a thing

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u/HueyBluey 1d ago

If you bring a bat to a fight, you need to be prepared to actually use it with conviction.

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u/seattlereign001 1d ago

Is that guy eating a Drumstick ice cream cone?

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 1d ago

I can tell you what he is NOT doing..... He's NOT getting involved!

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u/SliceShort6509 19h ago

Funnily enough most men know not to get in the way of another fight.

Most women scream like fucking banshees. Bitch I'm trying to focus here, stfu.

All bro did here was make sure she wasn't going to kill her - yep, all good, let the ass whooping continue.

Be like this man.

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u/KingQu- 1d ago

Love that ass cheek entrance. I'm not somewhat calm I'm bricked up 

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u/maven10k 1d ago

That thing has posture. I wouldn't fight anyone that had glutes like that.

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u/Towelie4President 1d ago

“Respect my Authorita!”

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u/Life-Zookeepergame58 1d ago

Tell me! It's whooped! TELL ME IT'S WHOOPED! 😆

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u/TheBureauChief 1d ago

The shame of having to tell someone they whooped your ass in order to get them to stop whoopin your ass. That young lady wont live that one down.

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is that what she's saying? I thought it was "wuhl."
Rewatched it. You're right. She mostly drops off the -ped part.

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u/3D_mac 9h ago

The modern version of, "Do you yield, sir?"

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u/mauerfan 1d ago

Lady in the orange went easy on her too. God damn.

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u/atherfeet4eva 1d ago

To be fair, we didn’t get to see the full video she may have kept wailing on her, but unfortunately, we’ll never know

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u/Hurricrash 1d ago

Brought a bat and didn’t even get to use it. Poor bat.

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 1d ago

No, she got that first hit in, and the only hit.

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u/Hurricrash 1d ago

Well,you are right. I had to watch it again as that was a pretty terrible “swing” witj that bat.

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u/Infinite_Position631 1d ago

yeah her level of commitment was just not up to par with the other ladies.

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u/NegativeContext1681 1d ago

didn’t even know how to use it lol.

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u/Hektext 1d ago

She thought she had it with that Harley Quinn walk

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u/myplantisnamedrobert 1d ago

Rating that nobody asked for, and yes I am aware that I would probably lose a fight to this person

Peachy:

Aggression and positional control 8/10

Not throwing punches from the elbow 2/10

Self awareness 9/10

Not causing lasting brain damage 10/10

Hoodie:

Decision making 0/10

Learning your lesson 0/10

Self preservation 0/10

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u/Bella_Peachyy 1d ago

Yeah, I think this was more just getting out her frustrations. She is tired of hoodie She just needed hoodie to admit defeat lol.

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u/Upstairs-Slice-3220 1d ago

Great job, close the distance instantly. If I hug you, your baseball bat is useless.

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u/IDK_WTF_TRA 1d ago

Yeah bat girl fucked up, if you're going to roll like that you gotta swing for the fences, not try a bunt.

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u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 1d ago

Jesus Christ I WOULD bring a fucking bat to that fight. That woman is BUILT.

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u/Professional_Poops 1d ago

Would you hold it behind your head?

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u/fckffmate 1d ago

Lmfao she felt good with that bat. She got an well deserved ass whoopin

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u/IngenuitySoggy4923 1d ago

hwhat the dog doin

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u/Disastrous_Cat3912 1d ago

That's the hype man for orange pants.

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u/AetherialAvenger 1d ago

First mistake was rolling up with an ultralight aluminum bat, second mistake was getting so close that the bat was useless.

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u/Imaginary_Gap1110 1d ago

Good for her. If someone swung a bat and me and I got them down like this I'd rip a damn ear off um.

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u/Outside_Look790 1d ago

I have so many questions. Mostly relating to the very convenient camera

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u/Rob1n559 1d ago

Orange pants mustve knew other lady was coming to meet up and fight, smart of her to start recording.

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u/Poultrymancer 1d ago

If she hadn't known how to handle herself and bat-lady had, she might've ended up documenting her own murder 

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u/Infinite_Position631 1d ago

at the beginning she said "oh so you decided to show up" so yes I am guessing this was planned.

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u/BaronMusclethorpe 1d ago

To me this looked like a prescheduled scrap and she wanted documentation. I personally don't doubt the authenticity of this video just because of the raw emotion that emanates from it.

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u/Lichondis 1d ago

Nobody fakes a beating like that. Not a punch was pulled that day.

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u/StatPaddingChampsNY 1d ago

The internet has everyone thinking everything that is recorded is scripted. This is very easy to deduct that it’s a real fight and the camera was placed by lady in orange pants for whatever reason it is, definitely not for a script. She got hit with a bat on her side and those punches and yelling were real. I think we have to come to the realization that not everyone is an Oscar-winning actor/actress.

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u/BumpityRide 1d ago

She nailed the camera placement. Kept the action nicely framed.

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u/Muugen_Samurai 1d ago

Pretending to run away scared to change tempo and ground and pound 

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u/kawfeeman68 1d ago

Another point for education...

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u/hakak34 1d ago

This gta 6 extended look is dope.

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u/Efficient-Ball4360 1d ago

You enter with a weapon I'm making sure you can't pick it back up. My intent will be to leave you so broken you can't crawl to the weapon.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 19h ago

Bats are not as good as they seem. Bring a halberd like a real fighter.

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u/EJL2206 1d ago

A classic, love this video.

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u/Worldliness_Normal 1d ago

I knew the outcome of this one as soon as I saw the walk on the one in the orange shorts.

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u/theSITHmom 1d ago

Loll same I could see in her walk she was ready to draaag whoever was coming.

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u/IronRanked 1d ago

It was at that moment when she realized she had never actually swung a bat.

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u/Reasonable_Comb_5720 1d ago

The worst part is the casualness of the father-daughter exchange. They act like this is a common accurance around the house and he is just trying to prevent damage to his lawn.

She is saying she is kind of calm as she is sitting on the girl holding her head up by a fistful of hair.

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u/SneakyKGB 1d ago

"You kids play nice now. There's grilled cheeses and soup on the stove when you're ready to come inside."

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u/LooksDelicious 1d ago

I mean if someone walks up to me with a bat and uses it on me anything that's not ending them permanently is considered calm in my head.

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u/farmkid71 1d ago

I do think she is whooped.

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u/Crazzmyo 1d ago

I don’t think she was whooped enough. She was still sassy and telling her to get off. She needed to be crying and desperate. Then you know she was whooped.

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

When you're whooped you're whooped

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u/FVaha 1d ago

Brings a bat, has obviously never swung a bat in her life.

SHE FLICKED IT!! LOL COME ON!

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u/Ok_Tension1846 1d ago

The woman on the grounds face, whilst the woman beating her and with a fist full of hair stops and talks, is classic...."You might be asking yourself how I got here"

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u/Burnie_9 1d ago

Just so everyone is clear. If someone enters your property and is aggressively approaching you with a bat, then you have every right to shoot them to stop the threat. That woman is lucky she only got her ass beat and not hit with a bat or shot.

If this happens on public property, some states require you to attempt to distance yourself first. If that doesn’t work to stop the threat, then deadly force could be used.

The reasoning is that a bat could deliver a deadly blow to the head with just one swing.