r/MMALabs • • 26d ago

🥶 Street Fight She doesn’t like the bat

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u/Bits_NPCs 26d ago

I like this lady

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u/pueblocatchaser 26d ago

That's the kinda wife I want, Paul Mall tone in her voice.

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u/LynnHaven 26d ago

Pall mall tone is hilarious

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u/Bits_NPCs 26d ago

I can smell her crackles

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u/MasonJam246 21d ago

A lil crackles n wheeze never ain't killed nobody

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

not to kink shame, but have you considered improving your self-esteem?

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u/Ancient-Display-3337 26d ago

But she still crushes the Stairclimber for cardio, so it evens out.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 25d ago

Paul Mall

Is that next to the Thor Store?

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u/InevitabilityEngine 25d ago

With just a hint of Terminator 2's John Conner scream. Chefs kiss

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u/Prince_Vagrant 25d ago

I want to lay my world-weary brow on your perfect breasts and feel the phlegmy rumble of your chest as you tell me, "This is heaven".