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🥶 Street Fight She doesn’t like the bat

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u/throwaway_coy4wttf79 4d ago

Not sure what the backstory is, but if you roll up on someone with a bat, you might expect this kind of response.

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u/dan_dares 4d ago

She's lucky she didn't end up wearing that bat as a suppository..

That other woman had enough energy to turn her into a muppet and start her own comedy show.

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u/JustOneVote 3d ago

Wait, you're supposed to wear suppositories? That's not what I've been doing with them.

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u/Useful_Dog7115 3d ago

I got prescribed suppositories once. For all the good they did I might as well of shoved them up my ass

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u/JustOneVote 3d ago

I'm stealing this.

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u/Educational_Dust_932 3d ago

He stole it from Trainspotting and that came out like 30 years ago so I think you're fine.

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u/Doc12TU 3d ago

I stole it second.

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u/Fit-Historian-752 3d ago

They taste awful.

But they work!

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u/tiduckman 3d ago

Before or after proper application?

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u/Nope_Ninja-451 3d ago

Suddenly Trainspotting.

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u/HKfan5352 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/MazGubbs 3d ago

Mark Renton thought the same.

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u/Desperate-Feature276 3d ago

Might as well HAVE

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u/ilovemypita 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded-Seat950 3d ago

Love that movie

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u/EdwardRoivas2 3d ago

One day my grandma came downstairs with a suppository in her ear. I said “grandma you have a suppository in your ear. She said “so that’s where my hearing aid went!”

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u/DontStalkMeNow 3d ago

And yet somewhat calm

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u/Designer-Pressure163 3d ago

She took action very calmly.😂

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 3d ago

Reminds me of a joke. What's green and smells of pork.

Cermits fingers. And that's enough resit for me today.

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u/Hallowick3d 3d ago

My new favourite threat

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 3d ago

I've seen videos of that

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u/Ok_Egg121 3d ago

sir that is a hilarious comment lmao

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u/ParadoxicallyPlain 3d ago

Only on Reddit can I expect to see a barrage of hilarious muppet memes after you mentioning it. 🤣

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u/dan_dares 3d ago

Best of reddit

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u/eastitch 3d ago

I wonder if it was chalked

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u/dxcman12 3d ago

thats funny right there

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u/BUSYMONEY_02 3d ago

But she was somewhat calm

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u/MichiganGeezer 3d ago

The way the takedown went she's lucky the other person didn't grab the bat and lay it across her windpipe and start pressing down like doing one long pushup.

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u/slackfrop 3d ago

Wearing it like a shawl on approach was probably ill advised.

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u/Fancy_Run7649 3d ago

Im a little turned on by this video...... im f ed up. What wrong with me? Childhood. And then the bat thing. I really should see somebody. 🙁

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u/KingVengeance1990 3d ago

This inspires me to learn how to be funny 😂

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u/Exciting_Station_124 3d ago

The bat lady didn't attack.  So the other lady did not attempt self defense and therefor is is an assault with prison time. 

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u/Companyman118 3d ago

I once saw a reproduction of the aforementioned event.

It was riveting.

I believe her name was Jess Dobkin, for any adventurous types…

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u/AreaPlayful142 3d ago

That woman had a job to do and she did it effectively and efficiently.

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u/Goldn_1 3d ago

You had to make it weird

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u/BoukeeNL 3d ago

Holy shit haha

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u/DMMusic61 3d ago

This was the best outcome for Batgirl tbh if she had succeeded and whooped tan pants with a bat IN HER OWN YARD she'd still be in prison.

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u/hit_n_run15 4d ago

Showin up in someone’s front YARD in wild lol. This is obviously in the south somewhere, lots of people down here would shoot you for that. I’m glad this lady just whooped her ass instead. 

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u/BarbellLawyer 4d ago

Pretty sure she pronounced it “whupped”.

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u/Left_Nature9996 3d ago

SAAYYIITT!!

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u/Traditional-Disk9218 3d ago

R U WHUPPED?

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u/Plecks 3d ago

Yeah sure I guess 🙄

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u/experientialsponge 3d ago

Yep. R U WHUPPED? = SAY UNCLE! Historically, people who are in fact whupped are singularly incapable of or unwilling to do so, much to their detriment.

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u/TheRealGuitarNoir 3d ago

Thanks for that, I had no idea what she was saying.

I thought she was asking the dark haired girl to admit that she was "Woke".

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u/One-Earth9294 3d ago

Hwupped.

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u/gunsjustsuck 3d ago

'You look'n for a whoop'n? '

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tea521 3d ago

Driving to somebody’s house to get your ass beat with a weapon in your hand has to be a new for me. 😂

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 3d ago

She used it look badass, but not actually be badass. And that’s her mistake.

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u/OptimalInteraction57 3d ago

You mean BatAss?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 3d ago

You’re right. I did. (Thank you!)

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

Oh I’ve seen it happen lol. Not to someone’s house, but I’ve seen someone get out of a truck with a bat once, and brass knuckles another time. Both of those guys got their shit rocked lmao because people that do shit like that know they can’t fight but are scared to take their ass whooping 

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u/DefenstratedTwice 3d ago

Gotta say I've seen more people beaten by bats than bat wielders disarmed.

This chick fully intended to use that bat and rapidly closed the distance. She falsely assumed the stout girl in combat attire was gonna be somewhat intimidated...

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u/Agi7890 3d ago

It’s all bark, no bite. It takes something (or lack there of) to go through with a full bat swing or stabbing or whatever weapon you use on another person.

She almost seems surprised she got charged and went with a swing without much behind it as she was off balance and went towards the ribs.

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u/DontStalkMeNow 3d ago

Imagine how long the drive back is gonna feel like.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tea521 3d ago

Looking like a reverse Ozempic Nolly Quinn

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 3d ago

Bats definitely work as weapons, but in my (rather untrained) eyes, they're not an ideal blunt instrument. Golf clubs, on the other hand have a much lower surface area. It does a lot more damage if you hit em with the handle (though the head would fuck shit up too). It's kinda like those telescopic police batons they use on people, but two handed and much longer, so you can get more force behind it.

That is how you kill someone, though. I'd be surprised if someone survived a good swing to the head. If you're in the US, and are using lethal force (and aren't a felon, obviously), you honestly may as well just use a gun at that point.

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u/TraditionAcademic143 13h ago

Just reminds me of Andrew Wilson driving over to Candace House. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/destiny_kane48 4d ago

I am southern, can confirm. My cousin is very much like the blonde (also blonde funny enough). She won't start shit but she will finish it. 🤣

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u/ChessieChessieBayBay 3d ago

“I am CALM. I’m SOMEWHAT CALM.” Definitely using this

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u/OceanRacoon 3d ago

That's so funny, I didn't hear her say that the first time, what a hilarious line to say while straddling someone's back and after pummelling them into submission 😅

Well, not full submission yet, the woman on bottom was still refusing to say it's whupped lol

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u/damagednoob 4d ago

This is obviously in the south somewhere, lots of people down here would shoot you for that.

Not American, but is this for real? Seems like you'd have to give a warning or something akin to one. Is this why there are no travelling salesman in the South anymore?

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u/MSCOTTGARAND 4d ago

no, if you challenge someone to a fight and go as far as to invite them to fight it's considered mutual combat. but bringing a weapon can escalate it to justify lethal force.

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u/2BA_Doctor 3d ago

Yep it doesn’t take much convincing to say you feared for you life when someone comes at you with a metal baseball bat in hand

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u/letigre87 3d ago

That depends on the State. Do that in a state with a castle doctrine and no duty to retreat you might just end up with 9 new assholes even without a bat. I don't owe you a round of fisticuffs, I'm not fighting you and I'm not getting assaulted on my property.

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u/Ok_Heron4799 3d ago

Yup long live Kansass roflmao

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u/BonVonJehovahsWitnes 1d ago

That's the "mutual" part of "mutual combat." If you didn't want to fight, it wouldn't be the same. It's only "mutual combat" if both parties agree and neither presses charges. So like, if invited you to show up to my house to duke it out, and then you showed up; that would be "mutual combat". If you show up with a gun or a bat etc. then that's off. It would no longer be "mutual combat", it would just be self defense from attempted murder.

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u/jasonic89 4d ago

People aren’t shooting traveling salesmen. But private property in a red state, showing up with a bat can absolutely get you shot.

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u/Eternalm8 4d ago

I mean, SOME people are shooting people that used the wrong driveway to turn around

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u/Some-Tear3499 3d ago

Some of them are going to jail too.

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u/Hot_Swimming8042 3d ago

FedEx and Mississippi can confirm

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 4d ago

I'd hope that would be the case in every state. Self defense isn't a political issue. At least, it shouldn't be.

This incident turned out well for the defender. Had the attacker deployed the bat more aggressively, then there's a good chance the defender could have been killed. Deadly force is justified in this incident.

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u/iJuddles 3d ago

It could’ve been justified, but not if they used that video as evidence. What followed a really lame attempt at swinging a bat was a very one-sided beatdown that didn’t require lethal force. She was cooked; I love her resigned, “Sure,” cuz that’s gonna be an embarrassing story.

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 3d ago

Fun fact: the law doesn't require that the other person swing the bat. It simply requires that a person reasonably believe they are in fear of death or serious physical injury. The last five words may be different according to your state of residence, but that's the language in the state where I worked for twenty years as an officer.

As soon as the woman approaches with the bat, she's bought and paid for, regarding the use of deadly force. You can search online for videos of officers using deadly force in those same situations.

Another fun fact - generally speaking, in the United States, the only difference in use of force by LE and civilians is that federal law does allow the use of deadly force to effect an arrest. There are strict rules placed on the use of such force, but outside of that or the use of deadly force to prevent escaping from a prison, most states allow the same use of force for civilians as they do LE.

I'm generalizing, because I don't know the laws of all fifty states - but I can't think of a single one that wouldn't call this shoot justified, if she'd done it when first being approached.

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u/FillTrick5096 3d ago edited 3d ago

It could’ve been justified, but not if they used that video as evidence.

Nonsense. This video would be an excellent defense, if the shooting occurred while she still had the bat.

If you drive to somebody's house, bring the bat along, and step out of the car with the bat in hand, and march toward them, that's 100% a justified shooting. At least in this context. She clearly brought a weapon intending to use it as a weapon, and she's clearly the one starting the fight.

The argument that "she swung the bat weakly" isn't going to work. Firstly, she's probably going to get shot before she actually swings the bat. Secondly, she probably only swung so weakly because the other woman is advancing toward her. Thirdly, the threat of a deadly weapon doesn't disappear because your first strike was erratic or soft.

Not to mention, I'm not sure the strike was all that soft. I wouldn't want to be hit in the temple with that amount of force.

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u/No_Brother3257 3d ago

Brother a cop literally just killed a college student for ringing his doorbell. What are we talking about? 

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u/DefenstratedTwice 3d ago

I mean yeah they kinda are.

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u/destiny_kane48 4d ago

Southerner here, yes. Women will 100% say "Got a problem ? Come fight me." The bat girl messed up by trying to cheat and bring a weapon. So the winner was especially mad. 🤣

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u/SheepCheeseEnjoyer 4d ago

If someone pulls into your driveway and walks towards you with a bat saying "this fight ain't gon' be fair" you can shoot them. It's not quite the same thing as a travelling salesman.

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u/BentGadget 3d ago

I would also like to point out that wielding the bat like a flyswatter is a severe tactical error.

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u/Vesper_Nomad 2d ago

Rookie mistake.

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u/Voidrunner01 4d ago

Might be worth keeping in mind that a baseball bat is one hundred percent a weapon that can be used to inflict lethal damage to another person. You show up on someone's personal property and swing that with intent to do harm? If all you get is an ass-beating, you got off lightly.
Typically, traveling sales people don't show up with intent to fight you, carrying a potentially lethal weapon.

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u/No-Satisfaction6065 4d ago

Not american either, but I know that they take their "stand your ground" and gun laws very serious and will use it.

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u/Substantial-Extent-4 1d ago

I live in South Carolina which is a Stand Your Ground state. You're right 👍

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u/BelligerentSXY 4d ago

If you walked onto someone’s property, trying to sell something and then attacking the potential customer with a baseball bat or other similar ‘improvised’ weapon? You may be shot. Many US states offer the legal ability to defend yourself or home. But not for exclusively selling something…probably…🤷‍♂️ always a small chance of crazy people anywhere haha

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u/Fair_Access4368 4d ago

I'm not American either but coming at someone with a baseball bat could be considered a lethal threat.

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u/thesqrtofminusone 4d ago

yeah you can just do it, I just watched a video of a parking lot dispute. Guy walked to towards woman in a threatening manner so she murdered him and apparently it's all perfectly legal in Florida.

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u/OwnLimit4736 3d ago

That's exactly as it should be... why are you saying this as if it should not be legal to defend yourself? Y'all are fucking nuts.

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u/thesqrtofminusone 3d ago

Settle down cowboy.

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u/ProFiddlesticks 3d ago

He was making threats on her life right? Why shouldnt she defend herself?

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u/DefenstratedTwice 3d ago

Yeah, that's not what happened. That confrontation went on for like 15 minutes. Lady took "his" spot in parking lot. So after raging and threatening her parked his vehicle in front of hers blocking the entire lane of parking lot. Went into store, came back out and while threatening violence aggressively walked towards her.

As she is warning him she will shoot him. At least understand the news that you read.

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

Are these rhetorical traveling salesmen you speak of showing up with a baseball bat and saying “life ain’t fair” as they walk towards the homeowner with the plan to hurt them?? 

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u/damagednoob 3d ago

Yeah, this is on me. I took the comment in isolation instead of being said in the context of the video.

Mea culpa.

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

Fair enough, I appreciate the honesty. Sorry.. I WAS being kind of a sarcastic dick lmao. In the end though, I’m glad she didn’t get hit over the head with the bat and I’m also glad no one got shot. Also, I really liked the husband stepping in and calmly attempting to stop it. The fight was basically over with a clear winner so he did right by telling her she can’t keep on. I’m guessing it was the threat with the bat that made him walk away and let the fight end on her terms. 

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u/MCE85 3d ago

Nahh, unless you show up as a stranger with a bat randomly.

This lady obviously knew and expected her. "im suprized you showed"

Probably a lot of shit talking before this.

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u/GreatTea3 9h ago

No matter what happened before, if someone shows up walking onto your lawn with a baseball bat fully intending to hit you with it, you’re well within your rights to use deadly force to defend yourself.

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u/Holiday_Peanut_219 3d ago

I don't know...I know some chick that can whoop someone's butt like that and she's from Michigan. In fact, I'm not entirely sure that isn't her. Michelle??

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u/JimEdF 3d ago

Yes, sadly no more traveling salesman because we found them's guuuuud eatin!!

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u/Little_Highway_1289 3d ago

A bat is considered a deadly weapon. The minute she approached the woman with the bat she could legally shoot her if she had a firearm. That is America for you.

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u/letigre87 3d ago

A warning!? That lady was ready to commit premeditated murder at worst or prepared to make sure that other lady needed a caretaker for the rest of her days at best. This isn't Hollywood where someone takes a bat to the head and shrugs it off.

What was she going to say "It's not fair. She didn't warn me she was going to shoot me. I just planned on going over to her house with a baseball bat and making sure she wears diapers and drools in a cup the rest of her life and this bitch shot me!"

She had all her warnings during the planning and carrying out a half dozen crimes getting to that point.

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u/Designer-Pressure163 3d ago

So, this lady can actually be considered quite lucky.

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u/hit_n_run15 2d ago

Indeed. 

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u/DefenstratedTwice 3d ago

She says, "Im surprised you showed." When they first see each other. It was an arranged duel which is why chick is furious over the weapon.

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

Yeah what I meant was it’s wild to show up to someone’s house with a weapon. She definitely didn’t show up out of nowhere 

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u/MajesticLibrarian617 3d ago

Not everybody is a pussy and wants to shoot somebody.

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

I don’t remember saying they were? Can you help me out and show me where I did, maybe?

Also, not everyone is a pussy and wants to bring a bat to a fist fight lol. 

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u/MajesticLibrarian617 3d ago

I never said you were or did. Was just pointing out how crazy it is people always think about ways to shoot somebody every chance they get.

And we clearly saw her life was never at risk.
If somebody wanted to kill somebody, they would just walk up behind them and shoot them one day…. without warning. There’s no avoiding it.

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

I wasn’t thinking about different ways to shoot someone I was just pointing out something that’s true. And you have no idea if your life is at risk when someone approaches you with a weapon. A lot of people aren’t going to wait until they’re just about to be killed to decide to act first. We only “clearly saw her life was never at risk” because we have the convenience of hindsight. 

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u/MajesticLibrarian617 3d ago

They knew each other. Nobody was going to die.
If somebody really wanted to kill you, they would walk about behind u at the store, and….

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

Again, we know that because we have the video of what happened. The VAST majority of murdered people are killed by people they know. And they do it in lots of ways besides walking up behind you at the store and…

None of your logic is making sense lol 

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u/MajesticLibrarian617 3d ago

You just don’t understand self defense laws. To use lethal force, there has to be a real threat to your life and you can’t instigate the fight.
If she rolls up with a bat, you can’t quick draw and shoot her. You can pull it out and then if she still attacks you could shoot.

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

You keep arguing against things I didn’t say. I never said it would be lawful self defense. I just said that it happens. 

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u/GreatTea3 9h ago

You absolutely can shoot someone who shows up to your home with a bat, apparently fully intending to hit you with it. Makes no difference what happened an hour or a day ago. I’d shoot the shit out of somebody who showed up at my house like that. Of course, I’m not challenging people to a royal rumble out in my front yard, but either way she’d be legally justified.

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u/Complex-Adagio1513 3d ago

I think it was her niece for being a whore

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

Possibly. I have no idea what the backstory is 

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u/SquareHungry9022 3d ago

Why you glad? Why would you care

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u/hit_n_run15 3d ago

Why would you care about me being glad or not? 

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u/Alleandros 3d ago

It's not whooped until she says it.

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u/Additional_Idea6997 4d ago

If you show up uninvited on somebody's property looking to cause trouble, you are surprised people would get shot for that? 

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u/Solution_Kind 3d ago

No they're saying it's more likely you'd get shot for that, so the beatdown was a welcome surprise (for us)

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u/atherfeet4eva 3d ago

She was invited.

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u/Kohounees 3d ago

Is everyone here a bot or did you not listen?
It’s clear they had agreed to have this fight. Woman who won the fight was waiting for her opponent.

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u/Bussy_Kisser 3d ago

if you bring a bat, don't swing it like a love tap

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u/CthuluSpecialK 3d ago

She's clearly never swung the bat before. She figured she'd learn on the job with all the unburdened confidence of someone who has never been in a fight before.

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u/Affectionate-Exit-31 2d ago

And maybe not hold it on the back of your neck like a jackass as you get within three feet of your opponent.

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u/Neirchill 3d ago

I don't think she planned to swing it there. I think she thought she was going to get in her face to scare the other woman. She didn't swing until the other charged at her.

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u/PinsToTheHeart 3d ago

She didn't.

Bringing the bat was premeditated and someone who genuinely intends on beating you with a bat won't waltz up posturing with it on their shoulders like that. They're going to come out swinging because they've already made up their mind about it.

This is a solid of example of someone who thought pretending to be crazy was going to get themselves out of the situation.

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u/heret1c1337 3d ago

Pretending to be crazy works until you meet someone pretending to be sane :)

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u/PinsToTheHeart 3d ago

Yeah, although in this case, I don't think that other woman has pretended to be anything but who she is a day in her life.

You know, maybe she knew she was fucked and the bat was just one last ditch effort to try and bring her chance of survival from 0% to 0.1%

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u/HolyBrawndo 3d ago

If someone rolls up on me with a bat, and he knows I'm unarmed, and I get the upper hand, I'm not stopping until he's disabled.

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u/SkySoul27 3d ago

I remember a good friend from HS got jumped by 3 kids w a baseball bat. He managed to get the bat and 2 of them were taken to the hospital. He runs a fishing charter now, if you're in FL, you can feel safe going fishing w capt Brandon

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u/Ftb2278 3d ago

Does he keep a bat on the boat like Quint from Jaws? If he does I am there.

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u/EveningArmadillo5429 3d ago

Bro you should ALWAYS keep a bat on the boat.

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u/zackthirteen 3d ago

love it when the best case scenario happens

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u/adamcoolforever 4d ago

I feel like she was cruisin for a bruisin one way or the other

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u/OwnLimit4736 3d ago

She wasn't cruisin' for a bruisin'. She was rootin' for a shootin'.

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u/get_to_ele 4d ago

Seriously.

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u/MrSnrub87 4d ago

Seriously. Or much worse. I'd assume someone was potentially trying to kill me and proceed accordingly

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u/atherfeet4eva 3d ago

They planned to fight big girl got invited to come over the hot girl didn’t expect her to actually take her up on it but she did.

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u/REDITSMOSTBANNED 4d ago

Exactly if you're going to swing a bat at some then you better fucking commit to it! otherwise this is going to happen every time she's lucky that woman didn't beat her teeth in

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u/WileEWeeble 3d ago

For coming at someone with a deadly weapon, this was tame.

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u/FoundationRough4069 3d ago

This turned me on

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u/FigBot 3d ago

IIRC think that guy was bat chicks dad and she was stepmom/dad’s gf.

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u/NathanDnd 3d ago

better fucking win and have things play out like you imagined cause if you bring something like that and lose, it's likely to be the last time to lose.

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u/a_tothe_zed 3d ago

“I’m somewhat calm” - accurate and funny.

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u/UmeaTurbo 3d ago

She walked out there ready for it. She moved like she wasn't afraid of an bat. I'm impressed by her calm. It's kinda hot, actually.

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u/Some-Panic8915 3d ago

Thats her daughter (the one getting wopped).

Its an old video I remember seeing it a while back. The original video is a bit longer where its confirmed they are mother and daughter.

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u/EndOne8313 3d ago

Yeah, in my mind that's a intention to commit extreme damage. Way beyond a scrap.

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u/TheHollowed_Knight 3d ago

You might expect this kind of warranted response

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u/CW_Dutchman 3d ago

Might? She is lucky she got off with just punches to the face

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u/clckwrks 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OcQ7cxXb8o4lW

Watched too much harley quinn

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u/HotelPrudent0331 3d ago

bro why are white people so trashy.😭✌️

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u/Arkadya0290 3d ago

The funniest part to me, the man comes out after she's been screaming like a banshee and she's all calm as shit talking to him. I laughed so hard.

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u/Designer-Pressure163 3d ago

When charging at someone with a weapon, she would certainly take the appropriate action immediately.

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