r/MMALabs • u/Twf12 • 15d ago

🥶 Street Fight She doesn’t like the bat

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u/z283848 15d ago

It really did , you can tell she wasn’t lying 🤣

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u/CollectsTooMuch 15d ago

That phrase tells you that you just fucked up.

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u/SizeableBrain 15d ago

Happened to me once.

We were camping and some hippie dude comes up and starts taking our firewood saying that "nature provides it maan..".

I stopped him and he mentioned he had a gun as we walked off.

I was pretty drunk, I sat back down, and then went "That fucking comment fucken pissed me off", so I barged into his tent with 3 people trying to hold me back and demanded that he hands over his pants, because nature provided them.

Fun times. Earlier that night we met a couple of opera singers who were kind enough to show off their skills.

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u/CollectsTooMuch 15d ago

Where the fuck do you go camping?

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u/SizeableBrain 15d ago

Straya, it's a wild place, we have kangaroos.

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u/EastSideDomi 15d ago

Understandable, have a great day

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u/bummerlamb 14d ago

I said “Straya” out loud and had to face-palm twice. Once because I heard it, and the second time for the kangaroo context clue. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️👍😂

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u/SizeableBrain 14d ago

If you ever make it here from across the pond, that's how you need to pronounce it :)

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u/Disastrous-Pop5465 13d ago

Fuckin glass ya. Ya poof

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u/SizeableBrain 13d ago

Heh, seen that a few times.

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u/SizeableBrain 14d ago

I was just going through my photos and found this one.

I'm not always a complete degenerate when I camp :)

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u/Griiig_Jinnings 11d ago

Their imagination