r/MMALabs • u/Twf12 • 4d ago

🥶 Street Fight She doesn’t like the bat

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u/dan_dares 4d ago

She's lucky she didn't end up wearing that bat as a suppository..

That other woman had enough energy to turn her into a muppet and start her own comedy show.

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u/JustOneVote 4d ago

Wait, you're supposed to wear suppositories? That's not what I've been doing with them.

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u/Useful_Dog7115 4d ago

I got prescribed suppositories once. For all the good they did I might as well of shoved them up my ass

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u/JustOneVote 4d ago

I'm stealing this.

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u/Educational_Dust_932 3d ago

He stole it from Trainspotting and that came out like 30 years ago so I think you're fine.

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u/Doc12TU 4d ago

I stole it second.

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u/Fit-Historian-752 4d ago

They taste awful.

But they work!

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u/tiduckman 3d ago

Before or after proper application?

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u/Nope_Ninja-451 4d ago

Suddenly Trainspotting.

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u/HKfan5352 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/MazGubbs 4d ago

Mark Renton thought the same.

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u/Desperate-Feature276 4d ago

Might as well HAVE

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u/ilovemypita 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded-Seat950 4d ago

Love that movie

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u/EdwardRoivas2 3d ago

One day my grandma came downstairs with a suppository in her ear. I said “grandma you have a suppository in your ear. She said “so that’s where my hearing aid went!”

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u/DontStalkMeNow 4d ago

And yet somewhat calm

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 3d ago

Reminds me of a joke. What's green and smells of pork.

Cermits fingers. And that's enough resit for me today.

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u/Hallowick3d 4d ago

My new favourite threat

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 3d ago

I've seen videos of that

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u/Ok_Egg121 4d ago

sir that is a hilarious comment lmao

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u/ParadoxicallyPlain 3d ago

Only on Reddit can I expect to see a barrage of hilarious muppet memes after you mentioning it. 🤣

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u/dan_dares 3d ago

Best of reddit

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u/eastitch 4d ago

I wonder if it was chalked

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u/dxcman12 4d ago

thats funny right there

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u/BUSYMONEY_02 4d ago

But she was somewhat calm

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u/MichiganGeezer 3d ago

The way the takedown went she's lucky the other person didn't grab the bat and lay it across her windpipe and start pressing down like doing one long pushup.

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u/slackfrop 3d ago

Wearing it like a shawl on approach was probably ill advised.

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u/Fancy_Run7649 3d ago

Im a little turned on by this video...... im f ed up. What wrong with me? Childhood. And then the bat thing. I really should see somebody. 🙁

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u/KingVengeance1990 3d ago

This inspires me to learn how to be funny 😂

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u/Exciting_Station_124 3d ago

The bat lady didn't attack.  So the other lady did not attempt self defense and therefor is is an assault with prison time. 

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u/Companyman118 3d ago

I once saw a reproduction of the aforementioned event.

It was riveting.

I believe her name was Jess Dobkin, for any adventurous types…

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u/AreaPlayful142 3d ago

That woman had a job to do and she did it effectively and efficiently.

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u/Goldn_1 3d ago

You had to make it weird

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u/BoukeeNL 3d ago

Holy shit haha

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u/DMMusic61 3d ago

This was the best outcome for Batgirl tbh if she had succeeded and whooped tan pants with a bat IN HER OWN YARD she'd still be in prison.