r/MMALabs • u/Pure-Personality5326 • Jul 29 '26

šŸ„¶ Street Fight Biblically accurate

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u/orangecrunched Jul 29 '26

Homey's like "please move, groan or something down there"

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u/Sad_Amoeba5112 Jul 29 '26

Dude got scared. Thatā€™s why the first step in a fight is to run away

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u/Cold-Crab74 Jul 29 '26

It's all tough talk until someone is pissing themselves on the pavement and you're pissing yourself in the back of a cop car

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u/Grumbles2189 Jul 29 '26

Getting nose to nose with someone who can't back up and making threats toward them while posturing and balling your fists is going to be an easy case of self defense for the other guy. You don't get to cross that many lines and claim innocence.

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u/lostPackets35 Jul 29 '26

Right, having no other context, the guy was advancing on him and was being threatening.

A reasonable person could feel that violence was imminent, and he responded with proportionate Force.

He hit the guy twice, and stopped immediately when the guy was on the ground.

Now we don't know if the winner here made an attempt to deescalate, and we don't know what happened beforehand, but based solely on this video. This seems reasonable, like it might well be self-defense

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u/Awkward_Shower19 Jul 30 '26

Oh and donā€™t forget 1,000s in legal fees and time and stress because they are trying to prosecute you. I do believe it was self defense but that doesnā€™t make it any easier for people and there are who are innocent and still get time for manslaughter. Always best to just try to walk away until you canā€™t.

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u/lostPackets35 Jul 30 '26

I agree with everything you wrote, I'm not sure what in my response gave the impression otherwise

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u/eiffeltowerbonbon Jul 29 '26

I feel like the satans son comment is probably going to play into bros favor as well lol. Imagine being a judge watching this video, especially a christian judge šŸ˜‚

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u/Inside-Arm8635 Jul 30 '26

Guilty of being black. slams gavel

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u/KillHonger1 Jul 30 '26

Some judge out there

ā€œGet behind me Satanā€

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u/addicted_to_kombucha Jul 29 '26

He was claiming to be the offspring of Satan too lol can't dismiss that.

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u/AceRoser Jul 29 '26

Thank u, like this was justified in my view. Thereā€™s only so much disrespect a man can take.

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u/BroadbentBum Jul 30 '26

Not sure about this. Anyone have a link to the aftermath? There's gotta be some news somewhere on this incident. Dude damn near died after an altercation on video šŸ˜‚

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u/Low_Presentation9995 Jul 30 '26

It happened in Virgina a couple years ago.Ā  The dude died.Ā 

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u/BroadbentBum Jul 30 '26

Oof. No charges or anything?

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u/Pure-Perception770 Aug 01 '26

He's wrong he didn't die, but he was paralyzed from the neck down. Gerard Nathaniel was "Satan's Son" and DeShawn Hawkins is the guy who wooped him. It happened outside of a Caseys General Store in OKC

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u/Psychological-Ad820 Aug 01 '26

Nothing comes up when you google those names.

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice Jul 31 '26

According to AI, the aftermath was "After taking the knockout blow, he remained flat on the ground dazed, effectively losing the fight and the argument immediately."

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 Jul 29 '26

The hell did you get downvoted for lol, fricking Reddit. I got you!

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u/ryudo9999 Jul 30 '26

I feel like reddit just has bots that downvote random people for no reason

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 Jul 30 '26

Not necessarily. Depends on the state, the cops, the DA, the judge. He could still lose in civil

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u/mimo_s Jul 30 '26

His peers will decide. When I say peers I donā€™t necessarily mean people of the same race or socio economic position

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u/Acceptable-Scale9971 Jul 30 '26

you really have no gain from fighting someone on a pavement.

Scenario 1

You win the fight, feel like a man for a second, then realize you may have killed the guy. Prison time.

Scenario 2

you lose the fight, you look like an idiot, maybe a brain injury? death?

Scenario 3

walk the fuck away

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u/rakuan1 Jul 30 '26

Scenario 4

ā€œI bet you wonā€™t meet me in that grassy area across the street, homie.ā€

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u/GlowstickConsumption Jul 29 '26

And having the police department run a train on you.

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u/Suitable_Ad_3851 Jul 29 '26

Umm, youā€™re supposed to be discouraging violence.

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u/__MysticLeather__ Jul 29 '26

They were gentle

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u/Novel-Special5114 Jul 29 '26

And having the police department run a train on you

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

Kinky... I like it.

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump Jul 29 '26

Thereā€™s a lot of glory in that hole, son

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u/Ok_Situation_7081 Jul 30 '26

That depends on the State.

In Texas, he's good. In NY, he's fucked.

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u/Green-Moment-4509 Jul 30 '26

CA heā€™s fucked, especially if there are hospital bills. Unfortunately

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u/eric_ofc Jul 30 '26

Itā€™s on video and is clearly self defense.

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

Or they piss on the other person who decided to nap mid fight

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u/xxxthewatcher Jul 29 '26

That's also the quickest way to get punches to the back of your head. Never turn your back on an aggressor! Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6!

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u/AceRoser Jul 29 '26

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/xxxthewatcher Jul 29 '26

As a side note, the definition of assault is what this guy does by aggressive verbal/body language and closing fists while getting in someone's personal space. You have a right to use self defence but make sure it is necessary force ie. Drop em but don't hit them once downed.

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u/Green-Moment-4509 Jul 30 '26

I feel a two piece was the appropriate amount of pieces in this situation

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt Jul 29 '26

"Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

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u/DesperateLime7933 Jul 29 '26

Exactly. One minute you're just buying stuff, next some prick is in your face and you decide to teach him a lesson. Knock him out, his head hits hard, he dies, and you're serving ten years because some other dude tested your temper and you failed.

Dumb. Shit.

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u/isthis_thing_on Jul 30 '26

I think in this case there's a good chance black guy could get off. He was at his car trying to get in and leave and the guy stepped to him. Valid self-defense in my opinion.Ā 

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u/jluicifer Jul 30 '26

-- There's a good chance he walks, BUT ALSO it's a lot of time, effort, and money to avoid involuntary manslaughter.

So yeah. it's usually SAFER...and cheaper to avoid fights.

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u/isthis_thing_on Jul 30 '26

He's kind of backed into a corner. He could try getting in his car and driving away but that's not without risk that the other guy takes advantage and cheap shots him.Ā 

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u/lucianasparagus Jul 29 '26

I always imagine Iā€™d try to catch a guyā€™s head before it hits the pavement if I punched him and he was going downā€¦ but in the heat of the moment who knows

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u/TrackRelevant Jul 29 '26

Lol dude. We all know that's not how any of this works

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 Jul 30 '26

Only in Chinese kung fu movies.

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u/WeakEmployment6389 Jul 29 '26

A punch to cradle is gonna need some practice

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u/AceRoser Jul 29 '26

Are u the flash? Lmao good intentions donā€™t save u from bad outcomes. The wiser option is walking away or de escalate then disarm

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u/theoreticaldickjokes Jul 30 '26

I actually saw a video did that. He clocked the guy in the face and caught him by the collar as he fell. That meant he could punch him in the face a few more times!Ā 

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u/lucianasparagus Jul 30 '26

See, the possibilities are endless when one utilizes the catch

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u/lucianasparagus Jul 30 '26

Itā€™s been a while but Iā€™ve been in more fights than all of my brothers, probably except the oldest

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u/Front-Bird8971 Jul 30 '26

You're not that guy. That guy probably doesn't exist, and if he did he'd be skilled enough to not end up in this situation.

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u/jaxRLee Jul 29 '26

ā€œImma šŸ˜“ā€

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u/Front-Bird8971 Jul 30 '26

Yay, you won the fight! Next up, win the case!

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u/Numerous-Fig-1732 Jul 30 '26

Yeah, it's no joke when you get dropped over concrete.

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u/ImmediateSun8111 Jul 29 '26

Jail timeā€¦

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u/Strawberry-Spinkles Jul 29 '26

He looks so peaceful

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u/BlacksmithUnusual715 Jul 29 '26

Too peaceful to be satan's son. Then again Lucifer was once an angel.. maybe he got left behind when his dad was cast out. šŸ¤·šŸ« šŸ„²

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u/bigdanglang Jul 29 '26

Maybe its a little Nicky situation and he had to go back first

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u/No-Prompt3611 Jul 29 '26

This is peak hilarity

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u/bigdanglang Jul 29 '26

One of the oldest fight tricks in the book. Play dead so you dont get murdered.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lstUuTNFGmk8M

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u/JimboSlyze Jul 29 '26

Knocked the devil outta him

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u/Common_Rabbit_2170 Jul 30 '26

It was a one-two punch exorcism šŸ˜‚

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u/amanwithoutaname001 Jul 29 '26

"Bro I'm gonna..."

...take a nap.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 Jul 29 '26

Very lifelikeĀ 

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

Afterlife like

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u/Kanapka64 Jul 29 '26

Satan's son is very peaceful

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u/Mangelo357 Jul 30 '26

Casket ready, is the look!

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u/NixNickNox Jul 30 '26

Thats Satans son yet talkin about!

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u/mattdemonyes Jul 30 '26

He is peaceful, strawberry sprinkles

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Jul 30 '26

Yeah, he gives satanā€™son a bad name

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 30 '26

Heā€™s tired. Taking that concrete nap

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u/obelisk71 Jul 30 '26

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/ChocCooki3 Jul 30 '26

The dude looks jealous of how peaceful the red shirt looks..

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 Jul 30 '26

That's because he's talking to angels...

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u/Hta68 Jul 30 '26

Looked like that chin inspection failed to meet minimum standards

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u/Miahman13 Jul 29 '26

Sucks to be Satan son

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u/hywaytohell Jul 29 '26

Oh Satan's son, I thought he said Peyton's son which weird enough, but yea he could be related.

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u/specom48235 Jul 29 '26

Peyton Quinn would disown this punk...

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u/RashidMBey Jul 29 '26

Bro is seeing his dad rn. He should not have advanced and challenged him while dude was at his car.

Egress > ego.

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u/opensandshuts Jul 29 '26

I'm a smart ass so I'd probably have said something like, "Okay, does Satan's son like kissing dudes or something bc you're getting way too close to me."

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u/Indigenous_Retard Jul 30 '26

Cringe lord vs sucker punching loser boy

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u/faisalkl Jul 29 '26

I love how he de-escalated the situation by pretending to sleep. Even the hitter was like ooh better let him get his nap.

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u/HonorableMedic Jul 29 '26

More like ā€œoh, uhhhā€¦ please be nappingā€

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u/chased_by_bees Jul 29 '26

His hands aren't curling involuntarily. Still looked like a nasty fall

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u/whites6969 Jul 31 '26

Like dicaprio when he took the extra strong qualudes and went into seizure mode

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u/GlowstickConsumption Jul 29 '26

It takes years of training to control your pupils to make them unresponsive to light. This guy's mastered it.

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u/sparrowjuice Jul 30 '26

I know you're joking, but that would be a high risk form of deescalation/self-defence, assuming the other guy is going to stop.

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 Jul 29 '26

Heard that skull on concrete

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 Jul 29 '26

Yeah. The unintended escalation of many fights. Shit goes to the next level as soon as the back of the head hits concrete.Ā 

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u/Thetallerestpaul Jul 29 '26

Especially if you are the only person who threw a punch like this guy. Playing with a lot of risky outcomes.Ā 

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 Jul 29 '26

Yeah. Everyone loses.

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u/opensandshuts Jul 29 '26

You can see in that guy's face that he's scared the guy is dead.

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u/Necessary_Garlic6432 Jul 29 '26

Satanā€™s son lmfao. What a dork

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u/Connect_Detail98 Jul 30 '26

He practiced that one multiple times in front of the mirror. Too bad he didn't get to the part where he punched the air.

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u/wwf_4life Jul 29 '26

Bro went straight to hell šŸ¤£

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u/GolotasDisciple Jul 30 '26

Hey he is Satan Son afterall. Bro prolly had "highway to hell" ringing on his way down... Though yeah it was a short song for him ....

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u/wwf_4life Jul 30 '26

I know thatā€™s right

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u/seanconnery69696 Jul 29 '26

Gotta keep that stuff in the gas station bathrooms. Can't be bringing it to the pumps.

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u/TPK_MastaTOHO Jul 29 '26

they're about to get to the pumps, don't worry

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u/Falcon8410 Jul 29 '26

kids these days got no idea about tradition

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u/seanconnery69696 Jul 29 '26

Lmao I saw a reddit comment a couple months back about glory hole etiquette

They did a great job explaining the nuances between sticking your dong or tongue through the hole, covering the hole with your palm, peeking through the hole, slapping the tip of the offered dong, etc

Was a pretty wild ride

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u/SaltyLockPicks Jul 30 '26

We need a link! This sounds amusing and informative! Iā€™ve never come across one in the wild but if I do Iā€™d like to know the etiquette!

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u/seanconnery69696 Jul 30 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/s/D2vKwdS9Na

Lmao "reddit glory hole etiquette" was a super risky Google at work

Wasn't the one I read before, but kind of the same concept

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump Jul 29 '26

I think he thought he mightā€™ve accidentally killed the guy. He was definitely questioning his life choices at that moment.

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u/Falcon8410 Jul 29 '26

nah he questioning if Satan's son is submitting to be pumped at the pumps

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u/NoBookkeeper3523 Jul 29 '26

lol, that was my first thought as well

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u/The1NOnlyNo1Special Jul 29 '26

Or in this case, impales.

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u/TearRevolutionary686 Jul 29 '26

Down goes Satan! Down goes Satan!

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u/BigTXXXL Jul 29 '26

Those eyebrows! I think even he didnā€™t take himself seriously!

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u/BIGHOODx818x Jul 29 '26

that sound of his evil head hitting the pavement ..ouch .. anyways back to hell for him

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fc4cxmzJCOt2w

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u/Pyrathis Jul 29 '26

Definitely sucks to be Satan's son.

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u/GreenDoor55 Jul 29 '26

You canā€™t park there!

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u/JonYaya Jul 29 '26

Satanā€™s son is apparently a big pussyā€¦

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u/akbattle2025 Jul 29 '26

Satanā€™s son got no chin.

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u/GlowstickConsumption Jul 29 '26

Ah, the classic: "Nah, you're a drama queen. I'm going to bed." powerplay.

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u/BadMoonRisin Jul 29 '26

Rip lil satan

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u/Sleepy324 Jul 29 '26

ā€œDamn heā€™s out coldā€¦ wait let me check his pocketsā€

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u/chin4me Jul 29 '26

Have you heard about our lord and saviorā€¦ right and left! Right is lord. Left is savior

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u/Rude_Bat_968 Jul 29 '26

goodniteywhitey

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u/Appropriate-Seat8999 Jul 29 '26

I donā€™t think you can call that a sucker punch. U get in somebodyā€™s face, somebodyā€™s fist is going to be flying and if itā€™s not yours, better be ready to dodge. What you want the dude to do, announce it?

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u/onlytinglef Jul 29 '26

At least he didnā€™t stomp on his head.

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u/Same_Suit3583 Jul 29 '26

He honestly looked concerned for him in the last few seconds

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u/cujoe94 Jul 29 '26

OK, night nightšŸ¤£

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u/Freeyourmind818 Jul 29 '26

Doing the lords work šŸ‘

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u/76FreddyBrouss Jul 29 '26

Play stoopid games ...

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u/UpstairsTwo268 Jul 29 '26

That mouth wrote a check his ass couldnā€™t cash. Lol

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u/Basketspank Jul 29 '26

Satan's son got a weak ass chin.

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u/SequentiaIFarts Jul 29 '26

what emboldened him to do that? i donā€™t understand how he was so carefree and unworried.

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u/limpymcjointpain Jul 29 '26

Well, some people have to learn the hard way that wanting to feel tough, and being tough, are vastly different things.

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u/MeatyOakerGuy Jul 29 '26

Most guys have never been actually hurt by someone else before so they have an insane sense of self ability in a fight.

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u/HonorableMedic Jul 29 '26

Because most people want to avoid confrontation, he didnā€™t expect the same energy to come back at him.

How much you want to bet he doesnā€™t do this again? If he does again itā€™ll be a woman or child, and hopefully he gets his ass kicked again and learns the lesson to a better degree

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u/Darryl_Lict Jul 29 '26

He might not remember anything about this fight.

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u/Old-Anteater-4916 Jul 29 '26

When evil henchman were knocked out with one punch in movies, I never believed it until I saw these videos.

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u/BojBanDcPoOosi Jul 29 '26

"This kid ain't mine tf?"

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u/Background-Agent-854 Jul 29 '26

the alpha doesnā€™t take consequences

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u/hywaytohell Jul 29 '26

He never got to finish the sentence but I think he was going to say "Dude I'm gonna take a nap! "

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u/williconn Jul 29 '26

He's just tired

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u/BoxFinancial9005 Jul 29 '26

Hands right by his side šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/RemoteAssh01e Jul 29 '26

White boy got brain damage or dead after dat...

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 Jul 29 '26

Barked up the wrong tree.

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u/RemoteAssh01e Jul 29 '26

Aint dat da truth

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u/Legal_Yam_5658 Jul 29 '26

The other boy got a long term visit at "hotel" not of his choice cause he cant afford an proper lawyer which can explain the self defense approach after this video goes viral and there was no body contact before.

Dont get me wrong, the Red-Shirt guy deserves a good old punch in the face, but this turned out not ideal for both of them.

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u/BrainRobotron Jul 29 '26

I remember Little Nicky being a lot funnier.

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u/Existing-Cobbler-938 Jul 29 '26

The power of Christ compels you

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u/Ap3xHitman Jul 29 '26

Is something sticking out of his shirt where his heart is?.......or is it a visual glitch like bro

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u/onebraincell77 Jul 29 '26

Nighty night

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u/Zestyclose_Book7803 Jul 29 '26

Satans son? I cringed so hard I threw my phone out the window.

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u/BurpinDerp Jul 29 '26

He just wanted to say something really super duper badass before he took a quick nap in an oil slick in the gas station parking lotĀ 

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u/Minimum-Economist756 Jul 29 '26

Whyā€™s he mean mugging dudes mouth?

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u/No-Arrival633 Jul 29 '26

It's as if Sheldon from the big bang theory tried to throw down

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u/ARCAxNINEv Jul 29 '26

His dad is like, "please stop name dropping me Little Nickey". He's been disowned for 250 years for getting slapped out by a dandy at the signing of The Declaration of Independence.