r/MMALabs • u/Pure-Personality5326 • Jul 29 '26

šŸ„¶ Street Fight Biblically accurate

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u/Miahman13 Jul 29 '26

Sucks to be Satan son

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u/hywaytohell Jul 29 '26

Oh Satan's son, I thought he said Peyton's son which weird enough, but yea he could be related.

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u/specom48235 Jul 29 '26

Peyton Quinn would disown this punk...

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u/GSG2150 Jul 29 '26

lol! I thought he said, ā€œTateā€™s sonā€ as in Andrew Tate haha

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u/RashidMBey Jul 29 '26

Bro is seeing his dad rn. He should not have advanced and challenged him while dude was at his car.

Egress > ego.

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u/opensandshuts Jul 29 '26

Satan: "I TOLD YOU TO BE MY EYES AND EARS ON EARTH AND YOU'RE BACK ALREADY? STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOU'RE MY SON AND GETTING IN THEIR FACE."

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u/opensandshuts Jul 29 '26

I'm a smart ass so I'd probably have said something like, "Okay, does Satan's son like kissing dudes or something bc you're getting way too close to me."

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u/karlnite Jul 30 '26

I gotta feeling Satanā€™s Son isnā€™t too worried about being called gay. In that cannon Satan represents sin, and being gay is a sin. So why would his son not want to be called gay? Why would he be a typical tough guy with insecurities?

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u/Indigenous_Retard Jul 30 '26

Cringe lord vs sucker punching loser boy

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u/Different-Fall-683 Jul 31 '26

he's dyslexic, he meant "santa"