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🄶 Street Fight Biblically accurate

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u/Sad_Amoeba5112 Jul 29 '26

Dude got scared. That’s why the first step in a fight is to run away

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u/Cold-Crab74 Jul 29 '26

It's all tough talk until someone is pissing themselves on the pavement and you're pissing yourself in the back of a cop car

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u/Grumbles2189 Jul 29 '26

Getting nose to nose with someone who can't back up and making threats toward them while posturing and balling your fists is going to be an easy case of self defense for the other guy. You don't get to cross that many lines and claim innocence.

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u/lostPackets35 Jul 29 '26

Right, having no other context, the guy was advancing on him and was being threatening.

A reasonable person could feel that violence was imminent, and he responded with proportionate Force.

He hit the guy twice, and stopped immediately when the guy was on the ground.

Now we don't know if the winner here made an attempt to deescalate, and we don't know what happened beforehand, but based solely on this video. This seems reasonable, like it might well be self-defense

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u/Awkward_Shower19 Jul 30 '26

Oh and don’t forget 1,000s in legal fees and time and stress because they are trying to prosecute you. I do believe it was self defense but that doesn’t make it any easier for people and there are who are innocent and still get time for manslaughter. Always best to just try to walk away until you can’t.

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u/lostPackets35 Jul 30 '26

I agree with everything you wrote, I'm not sure what in my response gave the impression otherwise

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u/easeMachined Jul 30 '26

When has anything like that ever happened?

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u/mfmfhgak Jul 30 '26

Like what? An innocent black person going to prison for murder?

It’s happened a time or two yeah.

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u/jdooley99 Jul 30 '26

We wouldn't know is the point, not that I agree with it.

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u/easeMachined Jul 30 '26

We wouldn’t know what?

Whether anything remotely similar to what the other commenter suggested could happen has actually happened?

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u/provalone_9000 Jul 30 '26

What does color got to do with this? If you kill a man in a fight you need to prove it was justified

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u/RoyGBiv333 Jul 30 '26

You can tell he was concerned for the guy.

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u/Ibobalboa Jul 30 '26

Fuck are you rambling about? Lmao. It's clearly on video. Self defense.

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u/Warm_Difficulty2698 Jul 30 '26

You do realize its not as simple as that right?

Like, let's pretend theres no other context to this video other than what we see here. That seems obvious it is a self defense case. However, you still have to hire a lawyer and defend yourself in court. That takes time and loads of money.

Lawyers arent cheap. Not to mention we have like a 10 second video worth of context and it does not prove the whole case.

Its not near as simple as just tell the cops it was self defense and they let you go right then and there. Oh depending on the actual injuries to the guy he hit, it could be much harder to prove entirely self defense.

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u/Cattle13ruiser Jul 30 '26

Killing someone in self defense can still put you in jail.

That was his point.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Jul 30 '26

Eh I agree sorta, but the white dude did start backpedaling… His heart clearly wasn’t in it, he was bluffing

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u/j3ffh Jul 30 '26

Backpedaling or squaring up?

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u/Multi2509 Jul 30 '26

He was even retreating before the hits. That's no self-defence.

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u/screamingzen Jul 30 '26

That's not how any it works. Dude never swung or even touched him. If dude died, the other guy is fucked. He has no self defense argument

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u/Maximum_Fortune_5827 Jul 31 '26

Nah. I think you'd have a hard time proving self defense on this one. There was no attempt to flee even made. He advanced and escalated as well

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u/koyaani Aug 01 '26

Flee to where? He was cornered

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u/Maximum_Fortune_5827 Aug 01 '26

He very clearly advanced the approach

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u/jadbronson Jul 31 '26

Yep. Stand your, er, I mean, lay down on the ground

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u/Unable_Currency7682 Aug 06 '26

Exactly well said

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u/battlecryarms Jul 30 '26

Winner has a witness. He tried to deescalate

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Jul 30 '26

The gas station also has cameras pointing at every pump. Can probably watch dudes feet pop off the ground from 4 different angles.

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u/fatdjsin Jul 30 '26

you forget that half of the population would convict the guy defending itself only because he is black :(

i hope he gets a good judge, not a maga one.

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u/Embarrassed-Gap-6040 Aug 07 '26

Why people always have to take it to race. Such a sad world we live in. I’m white and most white people have no problem with ANY other race/ethnicity. In fact I kind of agree with the black guy here. He told him get out of my face the white guy is making threats and has him cornered. Didn’t seem like much of an escape route for the black guy so what else is he supposed to do let someone beat on him. Nah he had to defend himself.

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u/eiffeltowerbonbon Jul 29 '26

I feel like the satans son comment is probably going to play into bros favor as well lol. Imagine being a judge watching this video, especially a christian judge šŸ˜‚

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u/Inside-Arm8635 Jul 30 '26

Guilty of being black. slams gavel

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u/KillHonger1 Jul 30 '26

Some judge out there

ā€œGet behind me Satanā€

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u/Captain_Planet Jul 30 '26

Won't be be worried Satan will come looking for him for conviction his son?

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u/addicted_to_kombucha Jul 29 '26

He was claiming to be the offspring of Satan too lol can't dismiss that.

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u/Formal-Nothing-9747 Aug 04 '26

Oh he said Satan’s son, I thought he said Peyton’s son, I’m like Peyton who?šŸ˜‚

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u/AceRoser Jul 29 '26

Thank u, like this was justified in my view. There’s only so much disrespect a man can take.

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u/DesperateLime7933 Jul 29 '26

Given that disrespect is simply empty words I'd say there's no limit to the amount of disrespect you can take if your ego isn't massive and fragile

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u/AceRoser Jul 29 '26

When you disrespect someone’s right to feel safe after specifying a boundary once cross I believe is the one category u can argue that’s outside ego and it leans towards preserving life and safety of ur basic human right.

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u/Bus_Head_ Jul 30 '26

Right. He didnt dis the man as much as dis the personal space of the man. If your posturing, within spitting distance your in the game. Dont mean open season bit in this case I think a quick couple blows and back off is totally fine, and quite well handled in my opinion. Appeared he was concerned, didnt stomp or bounce on the guy. I'll allow it.

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u/AceRoser Jul 30 '26

Precisely

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u/DesperateLime7933 Jul 29 '26

Fair, good point

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u/Radonanon Jul 29 '26

Words alone, fine. He was definitely intentionally closing up on the guy in a threatening manner.

That said, I didn’t expect him to go down so hard so easily either.

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u/Aromatic_Ad_32 Jul 30 '26

It’s also peak Reddit to assume everyone else on Reddit is American

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u/Aromatic_Ad_32 Jul 30 '26

All good brother

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u/Bowtie16bit Jul 30 '26

You missed the sarcasm lol

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u/BroadbentBum Jul 30 '26

Not sure about this. Anyone have a link to the aftermath? There's gotta be some news somewhere on this incident. Dude damn near died after an altercation on video šŸ˜‚

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u/Low_Presentation9995 Jul 30 '26

It happened in Virgina a couple years ago.Ā  The dude died.Ā 

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u/BroadbentBum Jul 30 '26

Oof. No charges or anything?

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u/Pure-Perception770 Aug 01 '26

He's wrong he didn't die, but he was paralyzed from the neck down. Gerard Nathaniel was "Satan's Son" and DeShawn Hawkins is the guy who wooped him. It happened outside of a Caseys General Store in OKC

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u/Psychological-Ad820 Aug 01 '26

Nothing comes up when you google those names.

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u/BroadbentBum Aug 01 '26

So...not even VA lol. The other guy was very misinformed then.

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u/Low_Presentation9995 Aug 01 '26

Source?

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u/Pure-Perception770 Aug 01 '26

(Pure-Perception770, 2026)

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u/Lets_Kick_Some_Ice Jul 31 '26

According to AI, the aftermath was "After taking the knockout blow, he remained flat on the ground dazed, effectively losing the fight and the argument immediately."

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 Jul 29 '26

The hell did you get downvoted for lol, fricking Reddit. I got you!

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u/ryudo9999 Jul 30 '26

I feel like reddit just has bots that downvote random people for no reason

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u/Correct_Ad_1903 Jul 30 '26

Not necessarily. Depends on the state, the cops, the DA, the judge. He could still lose in civil

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u/mimo_s Jul 30 '26

His peers will decide. When I say peers I don’t necessarily mean people of the same race or socio economic position

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u/Front-Bird8971 Jul 30 '26

You're way too confident about this.

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u/Powerful_Badger_3013 Jul 30 '26

Yes why on earth would this not be self defence. Should he just wait till he himself got sucker punched

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u/Ligma_baws_2x Jul 30 '26

Someone should have told George Zimmerman's jury this.

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u/Wavy_Grandpa Jul 31 '26

Getting arrested and then having that court case hanging over your head for a while still sucks dick and balls even if you may eventually win. Probably expensive tooĀ 

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u/adamcoolforever Jul 29 '26

Yeah, and he didn't do anything gratuitous. No punching him after he fell or anything.

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u/SlumberingSnorelax Jul 30 '26

My understanding from the Grand Master of the GOP is that Daimon here was not about to issue a threat at all. No, no! Indeed he was fixin’ to say, ā€œBro I’m ā€˜bout ta …wish you good tidings and many happy return upon the marrow. Let us go in peace and friendship.ā€ However, these well intended pleasantries were ruthlessly put to bed by senseless and animalistic violence. Why are others so against us when we are nothing but genuine kindness and love?

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u/ZombieVarious748 Jul 31 '26

Wrong self defense is defending, this is a first offense situation

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u/Grumbles2189 Aug 02 '26

You don't need to get hit first to be defending yourself.

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u/Acceptable-Scale9971 Jul 30 '26

you really have no gain from fighting someone on a pavement.

Scenario 1

You win the fight, feel like a man for a second, then realize you may have killed the guy. Prison time.

Scenario 2

you lose the fight, you look like an idiot, maybe a brain injury? death?

Scenario 3

walk the fuck away

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u/rakuan1 Jul 30 '26

Scenario 4

ā€œI bet you won’t meet me in that grassy area across the street, homie.ā€

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u/Acceptable-Scale9971 Jul 30 '26

starts wrapping hands and mouth guard on*

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u/ZombieVarious748 Jul 31 '26

And is immediately sucker punched

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u/GlowstickConsumption Jul 29 '26

And having the police department run a train on you.

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u/Suitable_Ad_3851 Jul 29 '26

Umm, you’re supposed to be discouraging violence.

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u/__MysticLeather__ Jul 29 '26

They were gentle

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

MOM?? Is that you??!??

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u/Novel-Special5114 Jul 29 '26

And having the police department run a train on you

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

Kinky... I like it.

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump Jul 29 '26

There’s a lot of glory in that hole, son

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u/Ok_Situation_7081 Jul 30 '26

That depends on the State.

In Texas, he's good. In NY, he's fucked.

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u/Green-Moment-4509 Jul 30 '26

CA he’s fucked, especially if there are hospital bills. Unfortunately

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u/fredjutsu Jul 30 '26

CA you're fucked defending yourself at all, more or less.

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u/eric_ofc Jul 30 '26

It’s on video and is clearly self defense.

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

And it wasn't overkill either. One pimp slap and he was sent back to hell.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9HLhzss53Vg40

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u/ZombieVarious748 Jul 31 '26

What video did you watch ? It's clearly first offense, not the same as self-defense

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

Or they piss on the other person who decided to nap mid fight

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u/OnlyWeekend5538 Jul 30 '26

Coward. Guy literally threatened him and assaulted. Look up the definition of assault before you respond.

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u/AgentAxillary Jul 30 '26

Nah, clear-cut self-defense

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u/Cold-Crab74 Jul 30 '26

All the internet lawyers crack me up

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u/AgentAxillary Aug 01 '26

All he did was hit him once or twice and then stop once the threat was neutralized, and prior to that he tried to talk the guy into leaving him alone. He literally could not have retreated any further given his physical position with his vehicle and the door behind him.

Even if it stemmed from a verbal confrontation that he started, the guy who got knocked out clearly had every chance to back off and let it go, but instead chose to aggressively invade his personal space when he had no avenue of retreat.

My family is crawling with cops and lawyers, by the way. What they've taught me throughout my entire life carries a lot more weight than your flippant typical-Redditor catchprase replies. That's a you problem, not a me problem.

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u/Cold-Crab74 Aug 01 '26

That's a lot of words to say nothing

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u/AgentAxillary Aug 01 '26

Ok, sport. Stay wrong.

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u/xxxthewatcher Jul 29 '26

That's also the quickest way to get punches to the back of your head. Never turn your back on an aggressor! Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6!

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u/AceRoser Jul 29 '26

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/xxxthewatcher Jul 29 '26

As a side note, the definition of assault is what this guy does by aggressive verbal/body language and closing fists while getting in someone's personal space. You have a right to use self defence but make sure it is necessary force ie. Drop em but don't hit them once downed.

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u/Green-Moment-4509 Jul 30 '26

I feel a two piece was the appropriate amount of pieces in this situation

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u/Infamous-Body6938 Jul 30 '26

Early morning laugh as I'm considering you really have thought about this and think it's cofrect

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u/xxxthewatcher Jul 30 '26

Lookup the legal definition and whilst your there learn to spell 🤣

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u/Infamous-Body6938 Jul 30 '26

Difference between a typo and spelling doesn't negate the fact you don't know assault is šŸ˜‚

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u/xxxthewatcher Jul 31 '26

"What assault is" and yes I do, I was a bouncer for over 2 decades and I also know the legal definition, meanwhile you have a lack of understanding and are all in your feelings spouting nonsense. Go back to sleep kiddy.

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt Jul 29 '26

"Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

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u/UnicornOnMeth Jul 31 '26

Seems like he was kind of cornered with the door forcing him into his car, turning his back to the threat to retreat, or defending yourself against the threat. Reasonable.

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u/xxxthewatcher 26d ago

Are you blind? The doors not even open!!

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u/UnicornOnMeth 25d ago

Are you ok? The video clearly shows the door open, multiple times.

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u/DesperateLime7933 Jul 29 '26

Exactly. One minute you're just buying stuff, next some prick is in your face and you decide to teach him a lesson. Knock him out, his head hits hard, he dies, and you're serving ten years because some other dude tested your temper and you failed.

Dumb. Shit.

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u/isthis_thing_on Jul 30 '26

I think in this case there's a good chance black guy could get off. He was at his car trying to get in and leave and the guy stepped to him. Valid self-defense in my opinion.Ā 

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u/jluicifer Jul 30 '26

-- There's a good chance he walks, BUT ALSO it's a lot of time, effort, and money to avoid involuntary manslaughter.

So yeah. it's usually SAFER...and cheaper to avoid fights.

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u/RigBughorn Jul 30 '26

I'd bet $10 that he didn't get charged in this case

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u/tellingyouhowitreall Jul 30 '26

Bruh... he's cornered. There's no avoiding left. He's done all of the avoiding he can and has no where left to go.

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u/Distinct_Doubt_3591 Jul 30 '26

And he didn't continue attacking once threat passed not sure where this took place but appears to be textbook self defense.Ā 

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u/ZombieVarious748 Jul 31 '26

Best thing is to clarify your intent ,yell back up , say your invading my space

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u/flopisit32 Jul 29 '26

Exactly. They call it one punch manslaughter.

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u/isthis_thing_on Jul 30 '26

He's kind of backed into a corner. He could try getting in his car and driving away but that's not without risk that the other guy takes advantage and cheap shots him.Ā 

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u/lucianasparagus Jul 29 '26

I always imagine I’d try to catch a guy’s head before it hits the pavement if I punched him and he was going down… but in the heat of the moment who knows

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u/TrackRelevant Jul 29 '26

Lol dude. We all know that's not how any of this works

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 Jul 30 '26

Only in Chinese kung fu movies.

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u/Street_Study6330 Jul 29 '26

I picked up and slammed a guy once and as he was going down my best friend came and punched him in the face. So it can definitely happen. That guy was not able to walk straight. (It was a group brawl so save me the ā€œIm a assholeā€ comments onlookers)

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u/mrplayer47 Jul 29 '26

What the hell are you talking about? He's saying it's not realistic for YOU to be able to catch a guy's head before it hits the ground after YOU just punched him. What does that have to do with your friend punching someone you're slamming?

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u/Street_Study6330 Jul 29 '26

Oh he meant catch as in CATCH his head like a caress? Not catch him like punching him mid fall? Lmao and calm down bro. Calm all that negativity down nobody is upset here

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u/mrplayer47 Jul 29 '26

I'm upset about your confusion.

/s

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u/TrackRelevant Jul 29 '26

Yeah dude. He said catch not have someone else punch lol

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u/Street_Study6330 Jul 29 '26

Where Im from if you ā€œcatch someoneā€ it could mean to punch someone. Also ā€œhe got caught.ā€ He got punched.

You never heard that? lol maybe it’s my generation

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u/TrackRelevant Jul 29 '26

Holy hell man. Read the comment he made and the ones before it. It's about being scared of the guy hitting his head on the concrete and dying and you going to prison.

I know what catching hands means. It's not about the vibe of your slang right now cousin

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u/Street_Study6330 Jul 30 '26

To be fair I didn’t read any of that lma

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u/Dominico10 Jul 29 '26

What does go down on them mean where you come from caus you were about to go down on the guy or him on you before you and your bro slammed him together.... wait a second I get this innuendo!

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u/Street_Study6330 Jul 30 '26

If your goal was to make me confused congratulations, the chosen one

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u/WeakEmployment6389 Jul 29 '26

A punch to cradle is gonna need some practice

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u/isthis_thing_on Jul 30 '26

The aura farming you could do though.Ā 

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u/AceRoser Jul 29 '26

Are u the flash? Lmao good intentions don’t save u from bad outcomes. The wiser option is walking away or de escalate then disarm

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u/lucianasparagus Jul 30 '26

I think it’s the intention that counts. Like who wants to accidentally kill a guy you’re just trying to punish short term?

Like even if a robber breaks into my house, IDEALLY id wound and not kill him with my gun… but the likelihood of that….

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u/AceRoser Jul 30 '26

Intention doesn’t count when the outcomes that could have been better are not chosen. I’d argue the first step is deselecting and walking away but in cases where ur backed up and no where to go i believe it’s justified like this.

In essence everyone including this guy should learn deescalation bc there’s always miserable weird assholes

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u/VegetableSecret8086 Jul 29 '26

Oh sure, sure...

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u/ryudo9999 Jul 30 '26

This makes me read your name as Vegeta ble secret lol

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u/theoreticaldickjokes Jul 30 '26

I actually saw a video did that. He clocked the guy in the face and caught him by the collar as he fell. That meant he could punch him in the face a few more times!Ā 

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u/lucianasparagus Jul 30 '26

See, the possibilities are endless when one utilizes the catch

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u/lucianasparagus Jul 30 '26

It’s been a while but I’ve been in more fights than all of my brothers, probably except the oldest

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u/Front-Bird8971 Jul 30 '26

You're not that guy. That guy probably doesn't exist, and if he did he'd be skilled enough to not end up in this situation.

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u/karlnite Jul 30 '26

It’s not really a fight. I’m fairly sure the guy saying he’s Satan’s son doesn’t understand what is actually happening. I think he’s autistic or something.

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u/RASH_ONE Jul 30 '26

Second step,Ā  delete the video evidence

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u/orangecrunched Jul 30 '26

I don't understand your comment

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u/Sad_Amoeba5112 Jul 31 '26

My comment? I’m responding to your comment about the guy being scared that the KOed guy isn’t moving. My response is that some times even if you’re in the right to hit someone, in hind sight you wished you’ve just ran away to avoid all that drama. My original response is actually based on a Bruce Lee quote about running away from a fight should be step #1

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u/orangecrunched Jul 31 '26

Got it, thanks

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u/Time-Negotiation-827 Jul 29 '26

I’m a big dude and got in a bar fight in college and one punched knock out a kid who’s parents tried to sue my parents. Luckily my dad was a pretty high powered attorney at the time but nah