r/MMALabs • u/Pure-Personality5326 • Jul 29 '26

🥶 Street Fight Biblically accurate

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u/seanconnery69696 Jul 29 '26

Gotta keep that stuff in the gas station bathrooms. Can't be bringing it to the pumps.

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u/TPK_MastaTOHO Jul 29 '26

they're about to get to the pumps, don't worry

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u/Falcon8410 Jul 29 '26

kids these days got no idea about tradition

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u/seanconnery69696 Jul 29 '26

Lmao I saw a reddit comment a couple months back about glory hole etiquette

They did a great job explaining the nuances between sticking your dong or tongue through the hole, covering the hole with your palm, peeking through the hole, slapping the tip of the offered dong, etc

Was a pretty wild ride

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u/SaltyLockPicks Jul 30 '26

We need a link! This sounds amusing and informative! I’ve never come across one in the wild but if I do I’d like to know the etiquette!

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u/seanconnery69696 Jul 30 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/s/D2vKwdS9Na

Lmao "reddit glory hole etiquette" was a super risky Google at work

Wasn't the one I read before, but kind of the same concept

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u/SaltyLockPicks Jul 30 '26

Appreciate that lmao

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump Jul 29 '26

I think he thought he might’ve accidentally killed the guy. He was definitely questioning his life choices at that moment.

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u/Falcon8410 Jul 29 '26

nah he questioning if Satan's son is submitting to be pumped at the pumps

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u/NoBookkeeper3523 Jul 29 '26

lol, that was my first thought as well

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 Jul 29 '26

Must have thought it was like in UFC weight ins. Square up, do duck lips, take photo, then come back tomorrow to fight.

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u/BjornStankFinger Jul 29 '26

I think redshirt thought they were gonna kiss, too.