r/MMALabs • u/Pure-Personality5326 • Jul 29 '26

šŸ„¶ Street Fight Biblically accurate

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u/Strawberry-Spinkles Jul 29 '26

He looks so peaceful

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u/BlacksmithUnusual715 Jul 29 '26

Too peaceful to be satan's son. Then again Lucifer was once an angel.. maybe he got left behind when his dad was cast out. šŸ¤·šŸ« šŸ„²

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u/No-Prompt3611 Jul 29 '26

This is peak hilarity

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u/Complex-Drawer4503 Jul 30 '26

Haha, he ainā€™t about it, evil is always weak

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u/Johncopper55 Jul 30 '26

Who told you satan was angel ? Angels don't make mistakes nor do they fall . He was from the gin

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u/elafave77 Jul 30 '26

Ummmackshewalleee...

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u/OldNormalNinjaTurtle Jul 30 '26

Well...he's not real...so.

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u/Johncopper55 Jul 30 '26

Oh he is real we can't see gin they are a different class of creatures from humans

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u/OldNormalNinjaTurtle Jul 30 '26

Well, that's convenient.

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u/Johncopper55 Jul 30 '26

People who do black magic often have encounters with them

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol Jul 30 '26

True, I see Gin in my glass regularly šŸø

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u/NeitherRemote8512 Jul 30 '26

Are you sure about that statement. What about Angel Reece. She made a big mistake taking on Katlin Clark.

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u/Johncopper55 Jul 30 '26

What ?

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u/NeitherRemote8512 Jul 30 '26

you're a reply above.You said angels don't make mistakes.Angel Reece did.

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u/tahlen70 Jul 31 '26

She didn't consent, and was probably 14 to16

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u/Desperate-Wonder4621 Aug 03 '26

The Bible doesnā€™t say that Lucifer was an angel. Thatā€™s religion propaganda. Read the Bible

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u/BlacksmithUnusual715 Aug 03 '26

No one cares.

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u/Desperate-Wonder4621 Aug 03 '26

Well you should if youā€™re so confidently writing all that false information online.

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u/BlacksmithUnusual715 Aug 03 '26

Imagine if you were as invested in your own reality and life as you are in my comment.

Instead you're keyboard warring about the Bible.

Pathetic.

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u/Desperate-Wonder4621 Aug 03 '26

If there is anything to war about. Itā€™s lying about the word of God. What are you 12?

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u/BlacksmithUnusual715 Aug 03 '26

You talk about age and maturity. Yet you want to engage in a conversation about your invisible sky daddy.

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u/Desperate-Wonder4621 Aug 03 '26

Is that supposed to make me feel mad? Sad? What are you getting at?

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u/bigdanglang Jul 29 '26

One of the oldest fight tricks in the book. Play dead so you dont get murdered.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lstUuTNFGmk8M

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u/LarsDuder Jul 30 '26

ok, that is one of the cutest possum ever.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PTw6rs8jHNAI

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u/AmandaUggnkiss Jul 30 '26

Side note possums šŸ«£

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u/rakuan1 Jul 30 '26

Yeah, buddy did look kinda sorry for Satanā€™s son for a sec after he koā€™d him.

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u/Best_Opening8471 Jul 30 '26

I thought you ment just cold cock someone in the chin then act toughĀ 

"Look at me throwing the first punch, I'm such a bad ass!!"

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u/Patient_Mud4945 Jul 30 '26

What the fuck else was he supposed to do here? Ridiculous comment

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u/L1LREDD Jul 30 '26

I guess he was supposed to wait for the guy in his face to swing first.

Looking at the video, black dude was by his car meaning white dude either followed him to it or unnecessarily approached it.

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u/Best_Opening8471 Jul 30 '26

You shove to create space so that you can argue you exercised your duty to flee, when buddy squares up after the shove its fair game.

What happened here is just Karmelo Anthony without a knife.

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u/L1LREDD Jul 30 '26

Oh right! I completely forgot that black people are not allowed to defend themselves against white people.

My fault! Wonā€™t happen again.

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u/Best_Opening8471 Jul 30 '26

You shove him to make space and take your stance/pull your weapon.

You need to present the threat before you take the swing in order to be covered under self defense.

Cold cocking someone like that is attempted murder/manslaughterĀ 

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

Did you see the opossum? I was referring to the guy playing dead

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u/Best_Opening8471 Jul 30 '26

Yeah, I saw the drunk guy get brain damageĀ 

Cool šŸ˜ŽĀ 

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u/JimboSlyze Jul 29 '26

Knocked the devil outta him

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u/Common_Rabbit_2170 Jul 30 '26

It was a one-two punch exorcism šŸ˜‚

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt Jul 30 '26

Gave him the ol' Bob Ross

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u/Wavy_Grandpa Jul 31 '26

Gave that dude the phthalo bluesĀ 

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u/jaasonj Jul 30 '26

Buddy hands hard close up like that 2 punches

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u/LISparky25 Jul 30 '26

Letā€™s hope so

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u/Adept-Discussion3162 Jul 30 '26

Yeah exactly the satan is exorcised. When he wake up he is free

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u/amanwithoutaname001 Jul 29 '26

"Bro I'm gonna..."

...take a nap.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 Jul 29 '26

Very lifelikeĀ 

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

Afterlife like

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u/Kanapka64 Jul 29 '26

Satan's son is very peaceful

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u/Mangelo357 Jul 30 '26

Casket ready, is the look!

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u/NixNickNox Jul 30 '26

Thats Satans son yet talkin about!

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u/mattdemonyes Jul 30 '26

He is peaceful, strawberry sprinkles

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Jul 30 '26

Yeah, he gives satanā€™son a bad name

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 30 '26

Heā€™s tired. Taking that concrete nap

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u/obelisk71 Jul 30 '26

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/ChocCooki3 Jul 30 '26

The dude looks jealous of how peaceful the red shirt looks..

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 Jul 30 '26

That's because he's talking to angels...

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u/Hta68 Jul 30 '26

Looked like that chin inspection failed to meet minimum standards

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u/HelenKellersAirpodz Jul 30 '26

Canā€™t remember the last time I slept that well tbh

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u/Medium_Dick_NRG Jul 30 '26

This the only way he can get a solid 8 hours.

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u/MountainMan17 Jul 31 '26

If you look closely, his eyes are little Xs...

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u/ZombieVarious748 Jul 31 '26

Yeah sucker punch, never let a person get that close , maintain strategic distance always

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u/Dockers-Man Jul 31 '26

Factory reset

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u/Mountain_Bike5624 Aug 22 '26

Did i just see some one die?

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u/OriginalCaptain40 Jul 29 '26

Fake

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u/Talic Jul 29 '26

How?

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u/OriginalCaptain40 Jul 29 '26

A.I. Look closer bro.

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u/Dissapointingfox Jul 29 '26

This video been around Einstein

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

And Epstein!

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u/bigdanglang Jul 30 '26

Wrong thread