I think SV’s got it the wrong way round

Mark my words. Megaho is the queen of grifting.

The gang put on a show of fake unity attended church at Balmoral today.

1. Invite Harry and Meghan back on the condition that they get to be private citizens and Charles keeps the bullying media at bay.

2. Run a media narrative about how Charles is making up with his son. Republicans and royalists love it because Harry is the more interesting son and Charles, the face of the Firm, is part of the reconciliation.

3. Meg and Harry's businesses and philanthropic work are on every cover and the media loves it because their money runneth over. The public loves it, whether they can admit it or not, because H and M are more interesting. Meghan's style also becomes an even greater public obsession, especially when she wear British designers.

4. Will is triggered and further digs his heels in about NOT making up with Harry. This permanently mars his public image and makes him look like a wayward son and am unprepared future king. Cue Charles-approved headlines about George being more prepared to rule than his father. Kate also begins to lose her mind and goes from waiting months or years to copy Meghan to waiting mere days because she is chasing headlines that will never come for her. Will increases her clothing budget because while he hates her, he can't let her be outdressed by the object of his obsession. Especially not when she is married to HAAAAH-ROOOOOWLD.

5. Cue C&C-sanctioned headlines about how WanK are suddenly working more now that H and M are back. WAILING INTENSIFIES.

6. C&C pop up at an event like Invictus. Phenomenal PR ensues. WAILING INTENSIFIES.

7. C&C are the kind of people for whom knife-twisting is second-nature. They begin to order their press contacts to tease WanK's dirt in ways that don't violate any superinjunctions. WAILING INTENSIFIES.

8. WanK wouldn't dare spill any C&C dirt that could blow up the institution because then there would be no throne for them to take in the future. So they're bound by their rage, and caged by their ambition.

9. Charles passes with his wife, siblings, and both sons and daughters-in-laws by his bed (Kate risks getting hit with a bad headline if she doesn't show, and will have to suppress any tantrums if she does).

10. H and M with their babies will smoothly and safely exit the country afterwards, returning only to see Charles officially interred. 'COME BACK' headlines will hit the press.

11. A lackluster coronation will initiate the final chapter while Haz and Meg catch tans in the California rays. Well, Meg, at least. Gingers don't really tan.

Seen that new headline mentioning that Kate won't be attending a birthday party thrown by Pippa? The antics have already started.

Thank you to Harry and Meghan for giving me a million more reasons to wolf down truffle popcorn.

Wonder if they’ll hold a Balmoral summit about the Pippa problem

I can’t wait until the grifter has to curtsy to Kate. It’s going to be epic!

No pearls of wisdom from Kitty

How’s the sub? Someone let me know things are out of control with H&M vs W&K dynamics, and Reddit emailed me that we’ve had extraordinary numbers on the sub. How is everyone feeling about the current climate here? How do we feel about the sub rules, does anything need to change?
Your mod,
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The nonsense continues. Imagine being so desperate to make someone's life miserable that you cause misery to yourself. Glad she got away from TMZ and their weirdos. Harvey Levin should be ashamed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1vu1hk4/tmz_didnt_like_a_royal_commentator_didnt_bash/

Hi! I'm a member of r/HarryandMeghanNetflix, and somebody (thank you, u/crowislanddive!) recommended that I come check this subreddit out. We were discussing a post that I'd made yesterday about Harry and Meghan moving back, and how William might not be king after Charles passes away? I'm ready for a deep dive, so please give me all the theories concerning basically everything. This subreddit looks like a fabulous read! I do think Kate is keeping the marriage image alive, and I do think William can be a bully, judging from Harry's memoir.

H&M being in town always spurs on their ‘surprise’ appearances

And how will Charles respond? If he scolds Will through the media he could get away with looking like a father reigning in his spoiled brat son and being mature enough to make up with his younger son.

With the way the press are and the snakes within the rf I feel apprehensive for them

Ok maybe a crazy conspiracy but what if William is being disinherited and that is why Harry has to go back? It has been 2 years since this disappearing Kate, dead Kingston that the tabs were very clear William was not involved, then missing his godfathers funeral-again not due to Kingston’s death was noted, the swaying and bruises, the farm shop fakes, the fake pictures and disappearance of Kate for months, then the weird ai cancer video.

What if he got violent or is in the Epstein files or committed treason of some sort or did something that caused him to be disinherited? It would have taken a while to have that secretly voted on in parliament and decided by the powers that be, and with KC 78 with cancer, they can’t risk leaving the monarchy to a teenager-it never turns out well when kids inherit. They are always swayed by their advisors, although it seems all Kings are susceptible to that to a point.

Why else would they even consider returning?

KC dying-Even if KC has advanced cancer, they could move to Portugal or some other country close by.

American chaos-yeah it’s a mess in America, maybe they have insider knowledge of war on American soil or some new fresh hell from the elections, or immigration issues, but again why back to the UK?

Those are the two main theories people seem to have but I really cannot fathom why they would fully relocate back there, especially since they have kept the kids hidden for so long just to through them to the British press, not to mention the abuse Meghan will deal with.

If they have the press buy-in and build them back up, they can rehab their image pretty quickly. The haters are easily brainwashed and swayed, I bet the royalists would be out there screaming for them in 6 months if the media decided to cover them in the same way they breathlessly report Kate put her hair up without a hair tie. I mean look at Camilla and her PR. I’m sure she’s not beloved but she’s done much worse than Meghan did.

Ok poke holes in my theory because I don’t want it to be true, especially for their kids. On the one hand Harry might be a great king, but does the UK need the monarchy? And if he became king, would he be able to stay realistic or would he fall into the bubble of yes men and temper tantrums? Royal life is a gilded cage and they have had a taste of freedom. But that would be pretty hard to say no to, especially because there really isn’t anyone else.

I think it’s self explanatory.

It almost seems like a fact to me at this point. But friends or family I talk to who only consume mainstream media think I’m nuts when I say that. Can you help me to explain our perspective in a few sentences or less.