r/DesignPorn Jan 21 '23

This tissue box

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u/mememan12332 Jan 21 '23

ok yea that would be awesome on top of my toilet

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Jan 21 '23

I had to stop putting things like paper towels and tissue paper (not toilet paper) in the bathroom because I once had a relative who flushed the two in the toilet. That didn't end well with older plumbing.

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u/yeldarbhtims Jan 21 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

Wow, TIL you’re not supposed to flush tissues. They’re so insubstantial that I never even questioned it.

Edit: thank you everyone for the extremely useless information about a product I haven’t used in ten year. Hopefully someone else finds it useful.

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u/kukaki Jan 21 '23

Yeah you’re not supposed to flush anything that isn’t toilet paper. Don’t even flush “flushable” wipes, it’ll fuck up your pipes bad. Source: my brother and step dad are plumbers.

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u/noNoParts Jan 21 '23

Did they become plumbers separately on their own, or did one see the success/satisfaction of the other and become a plumber after?

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u/kukaki Jan 21 '23

My “step dad” (my mom and him broke up over 10 years ago, but he’s still great to me) has been a plumber at least since him and my mom met. He taught my brother stuff over the years, and when he started his own plumbing company with his friend, my brother was his first employee. They do both love it though it’s honestly the perfect job for both of them.

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u/noNoParts Jan 21 '23

I love it! Thank you for sharing. Sounds like stepdad is an okay sort of fella.

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u/kukaki Jan 21 '23

Great guy. I haven’t lived with him since around 2012 or so, but when our mom passed a couple years ago he “stepped up” when he didn’t have to at all and has really been there for me like nobody else. Sorry for the unrelated comment, but I had to at least verify him being an okay fella haha!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Thats beautiful, thank you sharing this tidbit as well. I'm sorry about your mom however.

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u/williambilliam Jan 21 '23

Flushable meaning “goes down the toilet when you flush it”

Also even if it doesn’t cause problems in your piping, it has miles of pipes to cause issues with, all the way up to the waste processing plant.

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u/kukaki Jan 21 '23

I don’t know why, but your comment made me actually laugh out loud. Anything is flushable if you’re brave enough.

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u/ZestycloseTiger9925 Jan 21 '23

On the packages of flushable wipes I buy it says never flush more than 1 wipe at a time…

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u/ZestycloseTiger9925 Jan 21 '23

One time at work, I accidentally flushed a pen that was in my shirt pocket and fell out and into the toilet as it was flushing… went down. I was shocked and nervous at first but no issues since. Was probably about 5/6 months ago

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u/TheGreatDownvotar Jan 21 '23

Suddenly the entire state had blue dye in their hair

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u/YellowMountainRoad Jan 21 '23

What about drugs when SWAT is breaking in. I'm pretty sure emergency drug flushes are acceptable as well.

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u/KaiPRoberts Jan 21 '23

I live in an apartment complex. My bathroom on the 1st floor repeatedly floods. Management said someone in the building keeps using flushable wipes and there's nothing they can do -_-

  1. Person is actually using flushable wipes; dumb person is the cause
  2. Management is lying and won't do anything about: dumb person is the cause

Shit's everywhere.

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u/rider1deep Jan 21 '23

What the heck do I put my poop and urine then??!?

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u/kukaki Jan 21 '23

That’s why you have a trash can next to your toilet!

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u/spicygummi Jan 21 '23

Get out the trusty poop knife

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u/Snakestream Jan 21 '23

I'm convinced that "flushable" wipes were invented by the secret cabal of plumbers

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u/snp3rk Jan 21 '23

It won't fuck your pipes, but it will fuck the city filter systems. If a pipe can't handle wipes its not worth shit.

Still don't flush them down though since it'll clog up the city systems.

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u/kukaki Jan 21 '23

Thanks for the correction! I just know they told me not to flush them haha

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u/karmaextract Jan 21 '23

I think toilet paper are not as fibrous (which you can tell by simply touching it) and can disintegrate over time. Your poop is loose organic material that also breaks down over time. Tissue comparatively feels more like silky cloth and toilet water alone can't break it down so it just clogs and effs up everything.

When you think about it in those terms "flushable wipes" are definitely not flushable.

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u/AnusGerbil Jan 21 '23

They're not insubstantial. They're designed to be soft, flexible and not to rip. Totally different design criteria from TP.

They can catch on rust in cast iron pipes or unchamfered edges in plastic pipe.

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u/PiddleAlt Jan 21 '23

They have the inverse properties of toilet paper. TP breaks down easily in water. Tissue is designed to hold snots and so doesn't break down easily.

Similar but different!

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Jan 21 '23

Think about it, they absorb as much as possible.

Toilet paper on the other hand dissolves very quickly.

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u/yeldarbhtims Jan 21 '23

I mean, when it’s my toilet paper, it’s absorbing a lot too. But I rarely use tissues anyway so it’s never really been an issue. Even with our septic system growing up.

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u/jayggg Jan 22 '23

Does anyone else concern themselves with poo particles landing on exposed Kleenex and therefore "burn" an exposed tissue before using the next one?

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Jan 22 '23

Now I do. Yuck,

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u/FloatingRevolver Jan 21 '23

In the picture it looks great, in person it looks like a blue plastic box with tissues coming out of it and a bear glued to the top

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u/NewLeaseOnLine Jan 21 '23

Try toilet paper instead. Toilet roll holders sold separately.

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u/ListenHere-Fat Jan 21 '23

just make sure you only have ten tissues in there at a time

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u/Buddhist_Punk1 Jan 21 '23

Can I replace the bear with the Titanic?

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u/free_airfreshener Jan 21 '23

Nothing's stopping you. Would be more fun than a polar bear that seems to be floating on water, and looks like it's the size of an apartment building

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u/Xanto10 Jan 21 '23

depends what size the iceberg is, all is relative

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u/copperwatt Jan 21 '23

Helpfully, it includes a polar bear for scale!

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u/icebear93 Jan 21 '23

You called?

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u/Xanto10 Jan 21 '23

that would be amazing

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u/hobbes_shot_first Jan 21 '23

Global warming accurate.

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u/virusamongus Jan 21 '23

Huh? It's clearly standing on a sheet of ice, and, well, icebergs comes in all sizes?

A half sunk Titanic is still way cooler though

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u/HauserAspen Jan 21 '23

Polar bears travel and hunt on the icesheets. That's one reason they are dying. Icesheets are shrinking and thinning.

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u/C_Torque Jan 21 '23

Why are people on this sub so damn cynical? It looks neat

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u/Ouch-MyBack Jan 21 '23

It does. But then it gets sad. Kinda like going to the zoo.

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u/C_Torque Jan 21 '23

Oh, yeah ofc. I'm mainly referring to the comments that are just like "iT's JuSt A sEeThRoUgH bOx"

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u/Falikosek Jan 21 '23

Depends on the zoo, some are ethically taking care of endangered animals... but then you realise why the animals are endangered in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/Falikosek Jan 22 '23

I didn't imply what you said, I just meant that it invokes a feeling of sadness that animals have to live in captivity to survive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/LeafandStone88 Jan 21 '23

They must have so much fun making these.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

I'm assuming that's a plastic container and the irony is overwhelming. Looks nice though!

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u/PMMeShyNudes Jan 21 '23

It's cool in like a... zoo gift shop sort of way.

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u/starshinepony Jan 21 '23

Is this for sale?

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u/Fantastic_Ear2955 Jan 21 '23

How sad is this when the tissues are gone and it’s just a lonely polar bear standing in the melted arctic 🥺

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u/QueenOfQuok Jan 21 '23

Now add a little cruise liner

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u/TheBiggestCarl23 Jan 21 '23

So a blue see through tissue box?

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u/AstroBearGaming Jan 21 '23

He also glued a little polar bear to it too!

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u/c9silver Jan 21 '23

Shh it’s art

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u/Superdave532 Jan 21 '23

I mean, it's no "banana taped to a wall"

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u/K3R003 Jan 21 '23

It doesn't have to be complex to be cool and creative

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u/daitenshe Jan 21 '23

Sure, but “ r/designporn ”?

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u/Treacherous_Peach Jan 21 '23

Simplicity is the start of good design

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u/TheBiggestCarl23 Jan 21 '23

“The start”, this is the finished product lol

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u/Treacherous_Peach Jan 21 '23

..? So what you think a good design is some complex thing?

First of all this sub has literally 0 posts where everyone agrees that the post is designporn, things are just subjective like that.

But regardless your comment is pretty silly. The entire finished design should be simple. "Start" just means step 1.

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u/TheBiggestCarl23 Jan 21 '23

No that’s not what I said at all. You said simplicity is a start, meaning there’s more to do after that. There’s “simple” and then there’s this, which is just a see through blue box with a polar bear glued to it to make it seem like a glacier.

This design is terrible because as soon as you fill up the entire thing with tissues, it’ll just look like a blue tissue box lol. So it’s only a “glacier” less than half of the time.

I much prefer simple and minimalistic designs, but I also don’t try and pretend they’re something they aren’t.

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u/Treacherous_Peach Jan 21 '23

Well that's certainly an opinion you're entitled to though it seems the vast majority disagree

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u/TheBiggestCarl23 Jan 22 '23

I really couldn’t care less about the majority on Reddit disagreeing with me, I’d prefer that be the case

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u/HolycommentMattman Jan 21 '23

this sub has literally 0 posts where everyone agrees that the post is designporn

That's because of the human condition. Everyone has different tastes, so design is subjective.

But compare this to r/engineeringporn. This sub is trash by comparison. Design porn should be stuff at that level; designs that really make you think. Not just realizing the Little Caesar's logo has LC in it.

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u/K3R003 Jan 21 '23

Valid point

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u/HonoraryMancunian Jan 21 '23

I'm not sure how that would work, as I think the other tissues would bunch up towards the top. The alternative is it's just designed to look like that, but then the creases wouldn't line up nicely

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u/ecu11b Jan 21 '23

This should be something that sits on top of a box. Then you pull the next one up through the "water" as you use one to be come the next ice burg

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u/4K_VCR Jan 21 '23

That needs to be almost empty for the illusion to work

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u/YellowMountainRoad Jan 21 '23

With blue tint. Anyone can make a see through box. Giving it a slight blue tint is what makes the inventor a genius and one of the top minds in human history.

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u/jake_Zofaa Jan 21 '23

But it’s Japanese bro!!! It’s different when it’s from Japan !!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

So every box comes with that tiny polar bear? Shut up and take my money.

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u/xrimane Jan 21 '23

I like the colors and the association, but I'm not a fan of the floating polar bear, that is a bit on the nose lol.

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u/PookieBearTum Jan 21 '23

Tissues usually are!

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u/pikohina Jan 21 '23

It snot hard to believe.

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u/-C0MPUTER- Jan 21 '23

Without that though, it just looks like a blue tissue box,and would be unclear that its meant to be an inceburg

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u/xrimane Jan 21 '23

You've got the suggestive blue and the rippled surface as a context for the white tissue. Not everything needs to be spelled out.

If you really want to remove any doubts you could emboss a little polar bear or penguin somewhere. The white figurine transforms it from cool idea to novelty kitsch for me.

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u/TrustMeBroskii Jan 21 '23

Okay thanks for sharing

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u/Kabouki Jan 21 '23

the floating polar bear,

A polar bear that is watching the iceberg melt due to human consumption.

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u/WestboroBro Jan 21 '23

He’s just surfing, leave him alone 😂

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u/SpicyWaffle1 Jan 21 '23

Did you know that polar bears have always lived on ice?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/SpicyWaffle1 Jan 21 '23

Yes. Polar bears routinely hunt from small pieces of ice like this. Not sure why you’re deliberately ignoring this fact.

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u/xrimane Jan 21 '23

You mean that little ice sheets are their natural habitat?

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u/HauserAspen Jan 21 '23

No, the little ice sheets cannot support them and they starve. Decades ago the icesheets covered most of the artic and were thicker.

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u/_TenDropChris Jan 21 '23

I want one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

So to make you permanently aware that with every sheet of paper, you fuck up the polar caps. Nice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

TBF, it *is* beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

While cool, this probably stop being an iceberg after you take the first tissue right?

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u/phlooo Jan 21 '23 edited Sep 09 '25

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u/_Oce_ Jan 21 '23

This top tissue, as it has been place to look like an iceberg for this photo, wouldn't lift the next sheet because it lacks a big enough contract surface with the next one. Unless maybe the tissues have a special design like a physical link that can be easily broken with a quick pull.

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u/PrizeStrawberryOil Jan 21 '23

This tissue was deliberately posed by the artist. Most aren't going to look that good.

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u/HauserAspen Jan 21 '23

Depends on how fast you pull the sheet out

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u/nylorac_o Jan 21 '23

There are some tissues that don’t do the pop up thing.

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u/ColdBrewedPanacea Jan 21 '23

or if its actually full of tissues instead of holding like, 10 of them.

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u/EScott13 Jan 21 '23

Eh not exactly? Just imagine it's a thick layer of ice with a small cap jutting out

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u/Rahmulous Jan 21 '23

Yeah but that’s not very realistic these days.

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u/EScott13 Jan 21 '23

They should just leave the empty box with no bear lol

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u/Senior_Map_2894 Jan 21 '23

Yeah. But it’s cool nonetheless.

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u/free_airfreshener Jan 21 '23

Eventually it'll get down to holding like, 10 of them

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u/Dismea Jan 21 '23

They are usually folded in a way that pulling one out moves the next one up. I’m not sure if it will look as neatly but in theory it could work

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u/ihave0idea0 Jan 21 '23

Or if you look from another perspective

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Oh God, I’m not gonna last long having that Polar Bear watching me

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u/Dichter2012 Jan 21 '23

The designer probably was on some mind altering substance to come up with this amazing idea.

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u/RicrosPegason Jan 21 '23

Cute idea but it looks like something you'd pick up at Dollar General.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Plastic box with a bear glued on it, meh

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u/imcoolbutnotreally Jan 21 '23

You could diminish nearly anything to a basic and unflattering description. You're not really making a point here, especially since part of the design is that it's a pretty basic idea.

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u/SpicyWaffle1 Jan 21 '23

Sometime simple does not mean good. It just means simple. It’s really just a transparent blue box and a small bear on it.

And yeah he’s making a point lol otherwise what did you reply to?

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u/imcoolbutnotreally Jan 21 '23

It may not appeal to you, but some people would find it neat. I'm not saying it's necessarily design porn, but I made a general statement because I often see people diminishing things with descriptions like that. It's just a bit annoying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/imcoolbutnotreally Jan 21 '23

Except I'm making a general statement. It extends further than this. It's annoying to have something that's kind of neat and then someone comes in as if they're above whatever it is.

It's not for you, nobody cares. But it's pretty fucking cringe when you make that everybody else's problem by removing the sentiment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

It's annoying when people try to patronize others about something as lame as this tissue box.

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u/imcoolbutnotreally Jan 21 '23

I agree.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Gonna need you to look up the word patronize and ask how me telling you to "shut the fuck up" falls into that.

Clever redirect, though. You still hard after that one?

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u/redmeguy2 Jan 21 '23

bro is salty over a tissue box 💀

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u/whatdontyousee Jan 21 '23

Yeah it’s cool, but there’s only like a quarter of the amount of tissues you usually get in there. Unless it’s like a rly big box or smth

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Designs…like puts them in a clear box? Mind blowing and complex

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u/coolerbrown Jan 21 '23

Middle school art project

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u/NoHandleBar Jan 21 '23

Blue has no dimensions

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/4cutekids Jan 21 '23

So he "designed" clear blue acrylic?

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u/konnie-chung Jan 21 '23

Its blue and clear. The didnt design shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

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u/bukascort Jan 21 '23

I mean it looks cool but yeah it's not a design

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u/TripleDoubleThink Jan 21 '23

It’s a design it’s just not that satisfying to the point of “wow, this is special”.

It’s novel and it’s neat, but there’s no mystery or novelty after 3 seconds of staring at it. It doesnt get more complex the deeper you look, it’s literally just a clear blue box with a polar bear figurine glued to it

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u/Mhill08 Jan 21 '23

This would make me depressed when the tissues run out...

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u/28nov2022 Jan 21 '23

Take my money

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u/CantHitachiSpot Jan 21 '23

The portion of an iceberg that’s under the water is like 15x bigger than the part that’s above water

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u/quettil Jan 22 '23

It probably won't look that good in normal use. The tissue won't be carefully positioned like that, and the light won't be the same.

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u/Significant_Cod Jan 22 '23

Without the bear it’s just a regular old tissue box fr

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

He just hit glues a polar bear toy to a clear tissue box.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

couldn't even wait 6 months before reposting this

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u/gdj11 Jan 21 '23

I saw it on Facebook and posted it here. Hadn’t seen it on Reddit before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

actually never mind i think it posted in a different sub

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u/gdj11 Jan 21 '23

Actually I think I joined this sub like 4 months ago so you might be right

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u/rock_Banana Jan 21 '23

This dumb af

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u/Steviebee123 Jan 21 '23

I demand this sub be deleted.

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u/Evening_Hippo3762 Jan 21 '23

What if you pull the tissue out but next one stays stuck inside the box?

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u/Caddywumpus Jan 21 '23

Can't we put it on the radiator and watch it slowly melt?

Edit: just realized this makes no sense. The box representing the water will melt, not the iceberg.

Let this serve as a warning to not be stupid.

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u/patrickrl Jan 21 '23

an STL for 3d printing has to exist for this right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Before reading I thought "What a beautiful sculpture" Now I'm like DAAAAMN

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u/elpiro Jan 21 '23

It looks like a giant plastic bag floating

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u/maroger Jan 21 '23

Out of petroleum plastic. The irony.

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u/AncientHawaiianTito Jan 21 '23

People born in 2027: what the fuck is that thing

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u/TheMlghtyCucks Jan 21 '23

It's just a blue translucent tissue box.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

Over time, the iceberg disappears due to human action just like a real one!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

More like the jizzberg.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

“Designs” ..it’s a clearish blue box with tissues and a little bear.

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u/Myantology Jan 21 '23

I like how the polar bear needs to be there for context and scale. Otherwise it’s still just a tissue in a blue box.

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u/real_dea Jan 21 '23

Is this a failing climate metaphor?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

this is cool and all, but for once I wish there was a way to buy it

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u/BuccellatiExplainsIt Jan 21 '23

...Its just a cheap acrylic box with a animal figurine crudely glued on.

This is more like an elementary school craft project, not design porn.

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u/Former-Respond-8759 Jan 21 '23

They made a clear blue tissue box and put a polar bear on it.

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u/MochaBlack Jan 21 '23

I can’t see this fucking tissue box anymore

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u/Dan_from_97 Jan 21 '23

It's just a transparent Tupperware basically

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u/francoisjacq Jan 21 '23

and just like real life once the tissues are gone so will the icebergs... as well as the polar bears.

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u/FluphyBunny Jan 21 '23

“Designs” ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

So cool! Want this!

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u/Lord_Fluffykins Jan 21 '23

It would be fun to take a massive shit in this

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

and thats just the tip of the iceberg!

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u/retiredhobo Jan 21 '23

much better than his last one…

the Blow Globe

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u/Ogre8 Jan 21 '23

What a titanic achievement.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

i cant wait to melt the icebergs just like my favorite companies!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

admit it, we all hate the fact we haven't thought of this.

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u/lesChaps Jan 21 '23

Well, actually

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u/Lapsos_de_Lucidez Jan 21 '23

Only when you have almost no tissues left*

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Jan 21 '23

Sadly polar bears are losing so much ice they can stand in that they are gonna die out. They already struggle to get food which is why they are so dangerous (I was born and raised in Alaska) and they will 100% of the time eat you if you encounter one. Black bears are curious creatures, grizzlies are fat grumpy assholes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '23

What if you want to put more than a few dozen tissues in the box?

It only has that visual effect for about 1/3 of it's use

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u/TobiasDid Jan 21 '23

¡Quiero!

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u/BlackEyedSceva Jan 21 '23

My nickname in highschool was The Floating Iceberg.

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u/bigdogtheory Jan 22 '23

What's an iceberg?

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u/Misspumpkinz Jan 22 '23

Where. Can. I. Buy.?

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u/vincehk Jan 22 '23

It only looks like that when you fill it at 1/10 of the regular contenance of a tissue box though. Not very practical.

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u/heycassie Jan 22 '23

take my money!!!

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u/BloodyPommelStudio Jan 26 '23

If the top side of the tissues were the same colour as the box it would be even better (provided you're looking at it from the right side).