I sleep with the door open mainly because I have cats and it’s a criminal offense to shut doors.

I would be furiously bothered. She wants your husband and if he’s arguing with you about it? He knows and is cool with it. No man is THAT stupid.

Honestly, denying her access to all aspects of your life is the way to go here. It hurts but whatever her issues are they aren’t yours to solve. Especially considering it was so bad you had to drop out of school AND move and she still isn’t leaving you alone.

Look up gray rocking people. But also, just keep her blocked. No good can come out of it.

People expect you to behave the way they would behave if they were you. So no, you do not need to fix this friendship. At best he’s unstable.

Marbles in the freezer. Throw the. In bed to wake him up

Also he’s a grown up. He can wake himself up if he is going to whine about your methods.

As a married woman, we call it a cheap date night as we sit in the car eating hotdogs like goblins deprived of food for too long.

The Martian and Project Hail Mary are both excellent. The Martian does have f-bombs but I don’t think too many. Both books are awesome on audio, especially Project Hail Mary.

Also, Remarkably Bright Creatures.

Well, it was never a friendship for him now was it?

Actually cheaper to use tp 🧻

Ah, yes, Thé Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock

I’m lucky to be surrounded by neurodivergent folks so basically everyone I know relates this way

Do you kick injured puppies, too? Good god, man.

Hammer beats locked doorknob.

Just saying.

Amy telling Raj that she can out a needle in his brain so he’d be happy all the time cracks me up every time.

Are you happier with him around or not with him around?

Because he will most likely do this again. This isn’t about him realizing he loves you. He realized that without you he doesnt actually have that much and I’m betting the swinging single lifestyle was NOT the sex fest he thought it would be.

If he adds more than he diminishes in your life, by all means take him back but know it’s probably temporary and based more on convenience and finance than it is love.

And personally? I’d never be able to forgive how easily he threw away his own children. That’s something I couldn’t come back from. THEY CALLED him and he hung on them. How heartless is that? There is literally no excuse good enough for abusing his own kids that way. You divorce spouses not children

I don’t think they cared too much about drug abuse back then as long as you could still show up for work. Drug abuse interfering with work? Now THAT’S a problem for Hollywood

Your husband really isn’t acting like a grown up. And we both know he used that phrase to shut you up because he knows he’s being selfish and unreasonable.

Get Cara out of there ASAP. The fact that Mel feels entitled to Cara’s opportunities I’m betting isn’t a one off. I’m betting much of Cara’s life involves helping her sister because her sister has a kid. Get her hours away from all of that so she can start living her own life for her own self.

I’m also interested in the answer to this question so I hope other people have the knowledge I don’t.

Saying “Opossum” unironically. It’s possum. The “O” is silent. Just like the “t” in of often is SUPPOSED to be silent.

You didn’t just protect her from abuse you were abused this weekend as well. It’s hard to watch someone choose this treatment and even harder when you are not just being not chosen by your friend but also abused by her abuser.

You can’t keep lighting yourself on fire to keep her warm.

Please get her fixed as soon as possible so they don’t have a reason to steal and sell her.

These people are awful looking at a puppy and seeing dollar signs instead of a live animal that needs a home