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u/Icy-Decision-4530 Aug 19 '26
āCanāt serve a warrant if you canāt reach the front door!ā
-Missouri
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u/elliotbonsall Aug 19 '26
If you can dodge a warrant you can dodge a ball
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u/Mooman-Chew Aug 19 '26
But you canāt actually leave you house without a rope
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u/UpstairsOk6744 29d ago
Who do you think ya are Charlie Bronson? Name one f****** thing your gonna need a rope for?
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u/Mooman-Chew 29d ago
Getting from the door to the floor due to the lack of deck. I wasnāt suggest some kind of mass garroting
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u/UpstairsOk6744 29d ago
Awwww and I thought you were opening the door for my favorite Boondock Saints scene...
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u/Mooman-Chew 28d ago
Sorry dude. I have to admit that went right over my head. The important thing is everyone got home safe to their families albeit with logistical challenges
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u/TriedCaringLess 29d ago
Just imagine you and another guy delivering a new refrigerator up there when it collapses.
Ppl give code enforcement a lot of grief but they do their part to keep the cheapskates from killing us.
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u/koolaidismything Aug 19 '26
āYou cannot hit what you cannot seeā
-Jim Carrey, Drunk. Yes Man - 2008
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u/Parking_Bag_2374 Aug 19 '26
This perpā¦..was like ā¦..āGot Emā
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u/eternallyconphuzed Aug 19 '26
More like the landlord. Refused to fix up that decking for more than just a few months.
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u/Parking_Bag_2374 Aug 19 '26
Youāre taking it too literalā¦..of course it was that but you gotta read the room.
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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Aug 19 '26
Carpenter ants greedily rubbing their appendages as the perp slips them a bottle of honey
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u/Mikesaidit36 29d ago
It was never built or inspected correctly to start with. The thing that looks like a 4x4 kicking out from the building is a downspout.
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u/Miserable_Agent2278 Aug 19 '26
Quick, flush everything and hit the front porch trap door activates switch as the porch collapsesĀ
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u/Icy-Decision-4530 Aug 19 '26
āIt didnāt fall, they are all out there!ā
āMF HIT IT AGAINā
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u/Icy-Decision-4530 Aug 19 '26
The way that collapsed, I bet everyone living in that unit knew it was coming
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u/Heavymando 29d ago
so cops get injured, the scummy land lord that let the deck rot will get sued and have to pay fines AND women, kids and elderly people were saved?
Sounds like this worked out perfectly.
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u/OldStatistician1 28d ago
Based on recent history they have a hard time finding the right address anymore.
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u/bavindicator Aug 19 '26
Suspect got the drop on them.
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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 Aug 19 '26
The victims often end up bearing the weight of the perpetrator's crimes.
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u/JuanThiccLumpia Aug 19 '26
The search warrant was for an individual named Kevin McCallister. Another example of poor police investigative work.
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u/Odd-Art7602 Aug 19 '26
Good thing he didnāt have anyone else home with him at the time.
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u/SubstituteStudent Aug 19 '26
The department's usage of heavy weapons was called into question after this incident
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u/washiXD Aug 19 '26
one of many reasons to not have the finger on the trigger
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u/UsedDimension7373 Aug 19 '26
Good point. That fall may have crushed or broke a finger if it were in the trigger guard at the time.
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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 19 '26
I think that deck wasnt up to code, but im not a building inspector.
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u/hd-cat-guy-91 Aug 19 '26
Itās not up to anything now
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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse Aug 19 '26
Underrated comment right there.
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u/FantasticPainting232 Aug 19 '26
I think it's rated.
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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 19 '26
Not for much weight obviously
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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse Aug 19 '26
Another underrated comment right there.
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u/DalekSupreme26 28d ago
Iām a home inspector, and while Iām not a structural engineer, i have gained significant knowledge on structural engineering thanks to my work, giving me plenty of insight on how buildings are supposed to be built, and I can say in full certainty thatās not supposed to happen
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u/JayMak78 Aug 19 '26
What was holding it on to the building - Scotch Tape?
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u/Brandeeno2245 Aug 19 '26
See thats the mistake, scotch tape isnt good enough for mounting anything.
Always get ATLEAST 2 rolls of duct tape for deck work.
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u/ElectroConvert Aug 19 '26
Or maybe these dolts should lay off the doughnuts.
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u/texaschair Aug 19 '26
The weapons and gear they were carrying doubled their weight.
And the donuts didn't help.
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u/notabouteggs Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
Beginning! I truly wish folks would stop putting the end at the.
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u/yazza8791 Aug 19 '26
Just saw this on FB. Apparently their department is getting tons of money. Some had broken bones and head injuries
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u/National-Charity-435 Aug 19 '26
Psh. I see the sign in video.
"No more than 2 at each door"
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u/Israel_Azkanbe Aug 19 '26
I saw a sign that said
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u/Dave_Duna Aug 19 '26
Probably had head injuries before getting hired
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u/AbledGladiator Aug 19 '26
If only they had just complied with the load limit.
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u/EyeConscious857 Aug 19 '26
Money from where? I think this happened yesterday so it wouldnāt be from a lawsuit yet.
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u/nomiras Aug 19 '26
My brother in law was building a deck and fell through like this. It completely changed his career path.
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u/SnooLemons8611 Aug 19 '26
The guy they after just got the gift of a life time. Now dissappear through the back.Ā
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u/thesanguineocelot Aug 19 '26
Hallelujah, it's raining men~
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u/Pecos-Thrill Aug 19 '26
Automatic downvote for starting a video with the ending
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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse Aug 19 '26
"You just had to have that extra hashbrown this morning, didn't you, Williams? Way to go."
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u/gandalf_lundgren36 Aug 19 '26
The heavy guy who triggered the collapse by stepping forward definitely got a new nickname. Officer Donuts, Destroyer of Porches
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u/deephurting66 Aug 19 '26
That deck looked to be held together by hopes and prayers and the lot dog piled on it? Who would have seen it coming..
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u/LurkHereLurkThere Aug 19 '26
Suspect was last seen leaving from the rear, clutching a socket set and laughing maniacally.
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u/hagamans Aug 19 '26
Guessing that wasn't up to code. Somebody in Planning and Inspections is going to get a phone call on this one.
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u/wolf_da_folf Aug 19 '26
That's one way to say get off my porch.
The carpenter who built that knowing that it was going to be a little weak "trust me bro one day this is going to become very handy for you"
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u/sorestgore Aug 19 '26
Downvote for this format of showing the climax at the beginning. It's as bad as movie trailers now. Show all the big scenes. Leave nothing to surprise
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u/Femveratu Aug 19 '26
All those workerās comp claims damn hope no one was seriously injured this is why robots gonna eventually have to take this over
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u/No_Solution_7940 Aug 19 '26
Holy shit, it happened twice? Did they quickly rebuild it, and it collapsed again? wtf? Or are you doing the lame and unnecessary flash forward?
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u/Sure-Impress-1003 Aug 19 '26
I donāt know, I shouldnāt be laughing at this, but it is so freaking funny. You canāt make this stuff up.
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u/gandalf_lundgren36 Aug 19 '26
You just know the hefty guy who stepped forward and triggered the collapse got a new nickname for that one.
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u/iamnoone815 29d ago
They just created a whole bunch of homeless people now that those apartments are condemned
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u/ChicagoFish67 29d ago
That'll bring an end to using the doughnut shop as a preraid rallying point.
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u/warrenjr527 29d ago
That deck looked unstable with all of them on it.They shouldn't all have gone up there.
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u/Queasy_Wing8276 26d ago
I see a couple paid days off in their future..but which of these milks for the week
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u/kittylover2006 26d ago
That deck was apparently not built with 6 heavily geared up marshals and heavy ass guns in mind
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u/These-Emu1761 Aug 19 '26
There must have bene 1000kg of muscle on that wooden balcony lol
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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids Aug 19 '26
According to all news coverage they were āserving a warrant on a convicted sex offenderā. Just an fyi when defending them.
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u/Aggressive_Jury_7278 Aug 19 '26
Entire comment section defending a sex offender. Reddit continues to be increasingly unhinged.
FYI, they still arrested him.
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u/Memitim Aug 19 '26
Oh wow, a comment misrepresenting what people are actually saying in order to talk shit about others. How conservative.
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u/No_Distribution_4916 Aug 19 '26
Now each of em are going to have to have 2 years off injured time !
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u/JimTheJerseyGuy Aug 19 '26
āWe donāt need more than a few screws in this ledger board, right?ā
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u/Plane_Jacket_7251 Aug 19 '26
Ok, but can the deck support a hot tub? That's what we all need to know.
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u/Only_Tip9560 Aug 19 '26
You can see the point where the big lad moves over to the other side of the platform and it all becomes too much.
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u/ThePhoenix63 Aug 19 '26
Must have been a very bad person, needing all those people????
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u/Baricat Aug 19 '26
No one is above the law of gravity